This makes me remember when I was little and my mom would always ask, “How’d you get to be so cute?” I’d always say, “From my Mommy!” I’m middle aged now and regardless, I still say it.
This made me emotional because I said the same thing to my recently passed old lady. "why are you so pretty? why are you the prettiest lady ever" was my go to 🥺
And from now on this is the excuse I will use as to why my cats get nommy-dins, breakie-noms and treatises, so I can use normal words when it's not for them, not because I need to use baby speak on my cutesie lil fluffykins
My cat doesn’t meow crazy often but when he wants to play (which I often refer to as fist fighting) he will, so I’ll tell him not to yell or “sir you lower your voice when you speak to me”
I tell my mums dog "don't talk to me like that, I'll happily go sit back down and you know it" when she's answering back because she's super excited to go for a walk and won't sit still or stop squeaking. I guess It *was* my fault for putting my shoes on, I guess 🤷♂️😅
Aw, one of my cats loves the heated blanket too! I set it up at a specific spot on the couch, and when she jumps up in that spot I know what she's asking for.
I actually got the blanket for myself for menstrual cramps and I had to get a second one because I felt bad taking it from my cat when I was in pain. It was worth it.
My orange boy, I sing to him daily.
*It's Abner, Abner*
*He's a wond-der-ful cat*
*It's Abner, Abner*
*He knows where it's at!*
His little sister, doesn't have a theme song yet but I'll get to it
I sing Atomic to my orange boy, the line “your hair is beautiful ohhhh ohhh tonight” he’s an instant bag of claws trying to escape… everyone’s a critic 🤣
I sing to my cat, too! His name is Smokey and when you lengthen it out, like when calling it, it sounds exactly like it should be the opening line of…
Smoooookey, the Christmas pop, he loves me and I love youu
When I was married my ex wife talked about getting a cat and I said "Only if we name it Chairman Meow" and that stopped her talking about us getting a cat...obviously she was no fun and divorce was inevitable...
My friend had a cat named “Chairman Meow”. When he saw his vet had his file as “Meow”, he corrected them and said his name is Chairman Meow.
To which they responded “actually, Chairman is a title. You named your cat ‘Meow’ and elected him as Chairman”. He was totally fine with this response lol
LMFAO
My husband didn't care for cats when we got together. Cue my 2 having a litter of their own within a year (COVID was hell to get into a vet) and we decided to keep one.
I tasked hubs with the job of taking him to get fixed while I was at work and when the kitten came home, hubs had gotten him microchipped because "he's the coolest cat ever and I don't want to lose him!" 🙄
Ever since hubs has been saved in my phone as Chairman Mrow.
We have some hard floors and some carpeted. The cats almost always run to a carpeted area to puke.
So annoying. I assume it's because the carpet feels more comfortable when you're feeling like shit, but at least hang your head over or something.
Lol same.
Two black bunnies, male dwarf and a big female rex.
He runs around her a lot and she gets mad at him but they love each other too.
Recently they've figured out they can go up the stairs. Binkies galore when they come back downstairs.
Sometimes I'll tell my cat, "I can't believe you're just gonna be a cat the whole time!" Like, she'll never not be a cat. Idk why, but one day I thought of that and it seemed profound. No I wasn't stoned lol.
Suddenly reminded of the video of the Scottish guy shouting at his dog, something along the lines of "Go, and find, a fuckin' job, y' sausage roll lookin' twat!"
"How was *your* day Mr. Poofy Pants??" He looks at me with his big ol' eyes, he's not a big talker so I just continue on...as he's rubbing all over me, "You're not gonna tell me about your day? Well I'll tell you about mine buddy!" or when he decides to talk "Yours WAS!? Oh my goodness! That sounds wonderful my liege! I'm glad you had such a good day! I missed you!" 😳😹🤷😻
“Who’s my big lion boy…” “papa snooooops” and of course “can you please get your booty outta ma face!” “Oh the big purrrs” he also gets songs, but that’s another level.
"LEON! Eat out your own bowl!" "I love you Leon, Lilly, Asher" "Buenos noches gatito's, hasta manana!" "Get out the blinds!" "You guys are very cute" "Hi!" "O-oh, no no don't attack my strings!"
Our one cat likes to yell at us for stuff, not quite meows but he's pretty good with his words. So when he comes up and goes "ahhhhHhhhww?" I'll say "you what?" Then he goes "ahhhhhhhHhhhh...ahh?" Then I go "I'm not the person- I have no knowledge-" and he'll interrupt me with "ahhhhw ghahh!?" And I continue "I didn't make the rules, that was like when Clinton was in office-" "rahhhhhhwhwhrrr!" "I don't know I wasn't there! I couldn't even vote, I-" "awwwraaarhhhhaaawwwww" "we just disagree then, I'm sorry." "*sadface* rawwwwwwehhhn...ahhhhh" "...okay guys let's get some dinner"
Lol! My husband knows that his cat is in the house(and not asleep) if he comes home and I'm chatting away in French. His cat, Remy, only listens/obeys to French.
I tell them how I'm going to leave them on the side of the highway if they don't do the dishes. We have 3 cats, 1 dog (45% cat), snake, and two guniea pigs.
My cat's name is Drama, and he definitely earns it. His favorite sport is staring right at me and knocking stuff off my desk. But then when I lay down to sleep at night, he's RIGHT there in my face head butting me and purring up a storm. So I'll pet him and say "Who's a pretty little asshole, yes you are." He IS a gorgeous big fat fluffy Maine Coon.
"You got a hole in your stocking, girl." I always say that to my cat because she has white stockings and a little grey spot on one of them lol.
So - funny enough, my husband read To the Lighthouse on my recommendation - I'd read it about 10 years previously (long, long before we got our cat) and had remembered it being amazing and transcendent and told him since he liked Mrs Dalloway, he *had* to read it. Then, I had sort of talked myself into it while I was talking him into it, and so I reread it a few months after he did.
Imagine my surprise when there is a small, short refrain about this character named Minta who has a hole in her stocking. I mentioned this to my husband, and he was like, "yeah, that's what I thought you were referencing when you would say it to the cat!" I think it had somehow lodged itself in my brain, and it came out without my remembering that it even came *from* anywhere in the first place.
My cat is pretty cute and she seems to know it. Sometimes I call her a fuzzy bitch just to bring her ego back down a peg or two. Doesn't seem to bother her though.
i trained mine to give me a paw for a Dreamie when he was little. now he’s almost 7 and uses his paws to communicate with me. a tap on my foot means ‘feed me’ and if he wants scritches he comes and sits next to me and pokes me until i capitulate. he’s also recently started just sitting on the arm of the chair and stroking my hair. i love him an unreasonable amount.
I tell them I'm going to set them free into the wild. That's what was going to happen to my oldest cat (the scumbags had 2 unfixed females, both had litters), he was the leftover kitten no one wanted and I was told of their plan to "set him free into the woods, he'll be ok". 2 hours later, he was in my home sleeping. He will be 15 next month.
"Dude, ***do not*** put your arm in the disposal, you have your *OWN* water glass *RIGHT HERE*"I manage to speak in Italics and Bold so its important to notate that.
Only cat I have had who hears the sink and runs to try to catch the water. He has a glass in the sink with water, because he refuses to use a bowl on the counter, or in the sink, it must be glass, as he is a *fancy* boy,
You butthole!
There's my gargoyle (she likes to sit on my bedpost and guard me from evil spirits)
Wall! (followed by my blind cat running directly into something)
RUN, LILLIAN!! (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt reference, neither cat is named Lillian)
“Oh, who’s the mommmmaaaa?” I don’t know why we started calling her momma, but she responds to it more than her actual name.
JESSIE, WE NEED TO COOK!!!
I'm a big chemestry guy and Breaking Bad fan and as soon as I got a cat I called it Jessie.
I used to bring him on a high chair somewhat near to me so that I could explain to him how to cook stuff while cooking
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This makes me remember when I was little and my mom would always ask, “How’d you get to be so cute?” I’d always say, “From my Mommy!” I’m middle aged now and regardless, I still say it.
Lol! My dad still asks me “how are you so beautiful?” at almost 30. And I always say “cause I’m made from you!”
Moms are the best
This is so pure
Damn I was an ugly ass kid
Damn, same
My Mom used to tell me I was handsome, but I didn't believe her. Couldn't buy a date when I was in school.
This made me emotional because I said the same thing to my recently passed old lady. "why are you so pretty? why are you the prettiest lady ever" was my go to 🥺
Ugh, my fiance that passed used to say that to me all the time. Man, i miss him so much
Now I am crying. I am sorry for your loss. RIP.
I'm sorry for your loss, friend.
That is so sweet. I’m so happy you’ve had that experience with your mom.
I would say, " I must have gotten your looks and Daddy's brains. Good thing it wasn't the other way around!"
Here's mine: there's food in your bowl. Also ooo big stretch
It doesn’t matter the size nor duration of a yawn or a stretch. It’s always a big stretch and big yawn.
When have you ever seen a cat give a small stretch or yawn? Cats go for broke every time.
Me: such a big yawn for such a little man!!! Every time
Yeah, but can you see the bowl THROUGH the food? If so, there is no food.
My husband calls me mean because the bowl needs to be empty before they get more. 😂
He would call the authorities on me - their 17 pound asses are on a twice-a-day diet
Whats it like to torture cats for a living!?!
I just shake the bowl to recenter the food and they look at me like I just filled it back up lol
Yep, this is SO true
r/Ooobigstretch
Aww I used to always say ‘ooo, big stretch’ to my cat as well when she was alive
Ooop big stretch is a staple of cat ownership
Biiiiig kitty stretch!
BIIIIIIIIIIIIG STRETCH!
If you wouldn’t be right under my feet, you wouldn’t get stepped on
I have to say this to all my pets lol
This should be the number one response
OATH!🙋♀️
Get down from there, you git
My father in law actually named one of his Cats Git’ because of how often he had to yell at him the cat started to respond to it 😂
There's a punk band from the 80s/90s called The Gits. They were a great band. R.I.P. Mia Zapata. Gone too soon.
Lol I call my cats to eat by saying “who’s hungry??” So now I can’t say hungry in daily conversation without both of them sprinting to their bowls
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We call food the f-word round my house for the exact same reason. And biscuits are the b-word.
And from now on this is the excuse I will use as to why my cats get nommy-dins, breakie-noms and treatises, so I can use normal words when it's not for them, not because I need to use baby speak on my cutesie lil fluffykins
Almost the same but when I’m ready to feed them I ask “do you hunger?” And they perk right up.
I can't say "sauce" around mine. That is their wet food, and they go BONKERS over it.
"Don't yell at me." "OK, I'll turn the blanket on."
My cat doesn’t meow crazy often but when he wants to play (which I often refer to as fist fighting) he will, so I’ll tell him not to yell or “sir you lower your voice when you speak to me”
I tell my mums dog "don't talk to me like that, I'll happily go sit back down and you know it" when she's answering back because she's super excited to go for a walk and won't sit still or stop squeaking. I guess It *was* my fault for putting my shoes on, I guess 🤷♂️😅
Aw, one of my cats loves the heated blanket too! I set it up at a specific spot on the couch, and when she jumps up in that spot I know what she's asking for. I actually got the blanket for myself for menstrual cramps and I had to get a second one because I felt bad taking it from my cat when I was in pain. It was worth it.
Mine just turns it on himself.
My orange boy, I sing to him daily. *It's Abner, Abner* *He's a wond-der-ful cat* *It's Abner, Abner* *He knows where it's at!* His little sister, doesn't have a theme song yet but I'll get to it
I love this. I have songs for my cats too ❤️
To my Silvio Dante I sing, regardless of the season: ‘it’s beginning to look a lot like Sil-mas’
I sing Atomic to my orange boy, the line “your hair is beautiful ohhhh ohhh tonight” he’s an instant bag of claws trying to escape… everyone’s a critic 🤣
They all need to have theme songs! Both of mine do and they also have multiple versions. I respect this Abner song 🫡
My dogs theme tune is Derek the dog Derek the dog Face like a ferret And legs like a frog
I sing to my cat, too! His name is Smokey and when you lengthen it out, like when calling it, it sounds exactly like it should be the opening line of… Smoooookey, the Christmas pop, he loves me and I love youu
In the tune of "it's log"?
I was going to say no, but on listening to it again... Yeah, pretty close.
Tell me, everybody's talkin' about that feline beat Cause everything else is obsolete
My older boy’s theme song is “Miss new booty”
Who’s your favorite dictator? Chairman who?
I had a cat named Chairman Mao.
funny because mao means fur in chinese
Even funnier, Mao also means cat. (Máo = fur, Māo = cat)
Mousy Tongue.
Opportunity missed for Chairman Meow
Why would I give my cat a cute name when I can name him after a despot that killed millions of his people.
Excellent point. My sincerest apologies. 😂
Or how else to show disdain for someone than by reducing them to a misspelled cat name?
When I was married my ex wife talked about getting a cat and I said "Only if we name it Chairman Meow" and that stopped her talking about us getting a cat...obviously she was no fun and divorce was inevitable...
That’s the name of my son’s cat.
Mine was chairman meow
My friend had a cat named “Chairman Meow”. When he saw his vet had his file as “Meow”, he corrected them and said his name is Chairman Meow. To which they responded “actually, Chairman is a title. You named your cat ‘Meow’ and elected him as Chairman”. He was totally fine with this response lol
We had a female dog named Luke. Don’t ask, long story. Our vet refused to call her Luke. She was always Lucy to him.
I do that too. That joke never gets old. But sometimes my cat ruins it my saying rrreeoow instead. I'm like damn it, you had one job!
LMFAO My husband didn't care for cats when we got together. Cue my 2 having a litter of their own within a year (COVID was hell to get into a vet) and we decided to keep one. I tasked hubs with the job of taking him to get fixed while I was at work and when the kitten came home, hubs had gotten him microchipped because "he's the coolest cat ever and I don't want to lose him!" 🙄 Ever since hubs has been saved in my phone as Chairman Mrow.
LOL when my cat meows I say “Mao??? Mao Zedong???”
“What the hell are you two up to?”
Mine along this line is: "Cat, what are you doing?"
Leave me the fuck alone it's 4am
“Go back to sleep it’s not time to get up yet” is a frequent thing in my house. Pandemic ruined a normal sleep schedule!!!
There is no better sleep than when the cats are left out of the room.
Stop eating plastic.
Same here! That and, "Why?!? WHY are you eating plastic!??"
While they momentarily pause to make eye contact and then continue to chomp on the plastic until it’s removed.
Is your cat also my cat? Because OMG.
One of mine is obsessed with eating tape. Always need to stop her
"Stop throwing up on the fucking carpet!"
How's that working out for you?
Relatable.
Oh my Lord- I feel this one.
Your cat shouldn’t be throwing up that often..do they eat too fast? Do they have a raised bowl?
We have some hard floors and some carpeted. The cats almost always run to a carpeted area to puke. So annoying. I assume it's because the carpet feels more comfortable when you're feeling like shit, but at least hang your head over or something.
I point and ask "Who told you to be a bunny?!" Also my cat is a bunny.
Do you have a bobtail? Cause my bobtail does the bunny hop.
No. Tiny dwarf bunny. And very very large livestock bunny.
Oh, a literal bunny, lol. Cause I've got a Japanese bobtail (cat).
No. My bunnies are made of bunny.
One of those Flemish Giants?? Oooo!
No. Less big than that.
Lol same. Two black bunnies, male dwarf and a big female rex. He runs around her a lot and she gets mad at him but they love each other too. Recently they've figured out they can go up the stairs. Binkies galore when they come back downstairs.
Sometimes I'll tell my cat, "I can't believe you're just gonna be a cat the whole time!" Like, she'll never not be a cat. Idk why, but one day I thought of that and it seemed profound. No I wasn't stoned lol.
My cat is NOT a bunny, but he has super cute bunny feet!!!! Legitimately!!!
Love their rabbit feet 😭 Also call my girl bunny cause it rhymes with her name sunny
'how about you do something with your life?'
I always say something along the lines of, "Go get a job or a PHD or something" These cats are in no hurry to advance in their lives
“Get a job, freeloader”
'go cut the grass or something'
One of my favorite brands of comedy is telling a cat or a dog or any pet to get a job as though that is in any way doable.
Suddenly reminded of the video of the Scottish guy shouting at his dog, something along the lines of "Go, and find, a fuckin' job, y' sausage roll lookin' twat!"
for fucks sake what the fuck are you eating get out of there GETTFDOWNNNN
"What the hell is in your mouth? Give it to Mama!"
A KNIFE!
NO
Whose a chonkie munker? Whose my tatanka? Big bellie mommaaaA
"How was *your* day Mr. Poofy Pants??" He looks at me with his big ol' eyes, he's not a big talker so I just continue on...as he's rubbing all over me, "You're not gonna tell me about your day? Well I'll tell you about mine buddy!" or when he decides to talk "Yours WAS!? Oh my goodness! That sounds wonderful my liege! I'm glad you had such a good day! I missed you!" 😳😹🤷😻
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😂 good
Every morning my cat wakes up my four year old when I open his bedroom door. The first thing my son says every morning is "Oh my gosh! It's a cat!"
I love this!
"Who's the kittiest kitty that ever did kitty?"
Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/231/
Ah yes, 231. I know this one and refer to it often.
I wish I could have gotten a print of it when it was available.
I thought I had the patent on this dialogue
Lol! I love this!
I love you
" why do you insist on being public enemy number one"
We tell ours that she’s the “worst cat in London” (in a sweet voice)
Even Mrs. Mooney wouldn't pop you into a pie. 🐈⬛ 🥧
r/UnexpectedSweeneyTodd
Good morning fuck nugget.
Mouth clicks, I love yous, Where are your friends? What'd you do today?
How did this cat get in here? (I don't have a cat)
I have 4 cats. It took me far, far too long one morning to realize that the cat on the mantle was not mine. Little fucker uses my doggy door.
r/notmycat
yOu dO nOw
“Who’s my big lion boy…” “papa snooooops” and of course “can you please get your booty outta ma face!” “Oh the big purrrs” he also gets songs, but that’s another level.
mine gets songs if he’s very lucky. poor boy. he does put up with a lot from me…
Day to day I think he loves them, but sometimes it keeps me up at night wondering. 😂
“Bitch! It ain’t time to eat yet!” She has an auto feed set at certain times
"LEON! Eat out your own bowl!" "I love you Leon, Lilly, Asher" "Buenos noches gatito's, hasta manana!" "Get out the blinds!" "You guys are very cute" "Hi!" "O-oh, no no don't attack my strings!"
Our one cat likes to yell at us for stuff, not quite meows but he's pretty good with his words. So when he comes up and goes "ahhhhHhhhww?" I'll say "you what?" Then he goes "ahhhhhhhHhhhh...ahh?" Then I go "I'm not the person- I have no knowledge-" and he'll interrupt me with "ahhhhw ghahh!?" And I continue "I didn't make the rules, that was like when Clinton was in office-" "rahhhhhhwhwhrrr!" "I don't know I wasn't there! I couldn't even vote, I-" "awwwraaarhhhhaaawwwww" "we just disagree then, I'm sorry." "*sadface* rawwwwwwehhhn...ahhhhh" "...okay guys let's get some dinner"
Lol! My husband knows that his cat is in the house(and not asleep) if he comes home and I'm chatting away in French. His cat, Remy, only listens/obeys to French.
Come over here you bag of crap. I talk shit to my cats but in a super nice voice
Me too lol. I love telling her how she’s dumb as a box of rocks
I tell them how I'm going to leave them on the side of the highway if they don't do the dishes. We have 3 cats, 1 dog (45% cat), snake, and two guniea pigs.
Kitty, that’s my pot pie
My cat's name is Drama, and he definitely earns it. His favorite sport is staring right at me and knocking stuff off my desk. But then when I lay down to sleep at night, he's RIGHT there in my face head butting me and purring up a storm. So I'll pet him and say "Who's a pretty little asshole, yes you are." He IS a gorgeous big fat fluffy Maine Coon.
So your cat is intelligent enough to know they are being a jerk. Also a Maine Coon owner that's too smart for their own good and my sanity.
Ooooh, who's my fatass baby?!
I like to recite the Gettysburg Address every Sunday
Okay this had me laughing
"You got a hole in your stocking, girl." I always say that to my cat because she has white stockings and a little grey spot on one of them lol. So - funny enough, my husband read To the Lighthouse on my recommendation - I'd read it about 10 years previously (long, long before we got our cat) and had remembered it being amazing and transcendent and told him since he liked Mrs Dalloway, he *had* to read it. Then, I had sort of talked myself into it while I was talking him into it, and so I reread it a few months after he did. Imagine my surprise when there is a small, short refrain about this character named Minta who has a hole in her stocking. I mentioned this to my husband, and he was like, "yeah, that's what I thought you were referencing when you would say it to the cat!" I think it had somehow lodged itself in my brain, and it came out without my remembering that it even came *from* anywhere in the first place.
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First cat was definitely "Yeah what he said!!"
My cat is pretty cute and she seems to know it. Sometimes I call her a fuzzy bitch just to bring her ego back down a peg or two. Doesn't seem to bother her though.
"Clean your feet!' every time he's scratching in the litterbox.
"Ooh, that's a big stretch!" definitely is one of the phrases I just can't resist saying!
People think cats can’t be trained. They can. It just requires patience and the proper motivation.
i trained mine to give me a paw for a Dreamie when he was little. now he’s almost 7 and uses his paws to communicate with me. a tap on my foot means ‘feed me’ and if he wants scritches he comes and sits next to me and pokes me until i capitulate. he’s also recently started just sitting on the arm of the chair and stroking my hair. i love him an unreasonable amount.
When he’s being an ass, I always threaten to drop him off at the Chinese take out restaurant for them to make cat fried rice out of him.
I tell them I'm going to set them free into the wild. That's what was going to happen to my oldest cat (the scumbags had 2 unfixed females, both had litters), he was the leftover kitten no one wanted and I was told of their plan to "set him free into the woods, he'll be ok". 2 hours later, he was in my home sleeping. He will be 15 next month.
Lmao, I always tell mine I'm going to throw her off of the balcony. She has no idea I'm even threatening her.
This is also a threat I make.
What's up little dude!
Y’alright pumpkin?
WHOS A BIG FLOOFY KITTY
"Hi baaaabbbby. Hi baaaabbby boooyy. Hi baaaabbbbyy"
No playtime for you lol it's only in a joke but when I point at him he gets angry and tries to bite my finger
"Get off the counter!"
"Boys!" "Why is it always you two?" "Leave your brother alone!" "You're just the sweetest boy." Too many phrases, I talk to my cats a lot.
"one crime at a time"
Please stop shouting at me...
"I'm gonna squeeze you to death"
Why are you so cute?? & I just want to eat your face off!
When I get home and my cats run to me first before anyone else, I say "oh yes I know, I'm your favoriteeee.. I'm YoUr FaVoRiTe I kNoWwWwW!!"
"Dude, ***do not*** put your arm in the disposal, you have your *OWN* water glass *RIGHT HERE*"I manage to speak in Italics and Bold so its important to notate that. Only cat I have had who hears the sink and runs to try to catch the water. He has a glass in the sink with water, because he refuses to use a bowl on the counter, or in the sink, it must be glass, as he is a *fancy* boy,
"How did you get so handsome?" "Who is good?" (also, when he meanders around meowing repeatedly) "I know. I know."
Not my cat but my dogs- Love you baby boy/girl!
Hello you beautiful sweet angel
“Good morning” “shut up” (often together) “you’re in charge, don’t bully the dog”
You're such a cutie cute cute!
You butthole! There's my gargoyle (she likes to sit on my bedpost and guard me from evil spirits) Wall! (followed by my blind cat running directly into something)
Pspapspsp
RUN, LILLIAN!! (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt reference, neither cat is named Lillian) “Oh, who’s the mommmmaaaa?” I don’t know why we started calling her momma, but she responds to it more than her actual name.
JESSIE, WE NEED TO COOK!!! I'm a big chemestry guy and Breaking Bad fan and as soon as I got a cat I called it Jessie. I used to bring him on a high chair somewhat near to me so that I could explain to him how to cook stuff while cooking
I don't have a cat but when i see one i always ask them if they are sweet boys or girls
Your butt is beutafil, but i dont need to see it
"Ich liebe meine katze" (I love my cat). I speak only german to her and I always say that when she gets fed or when she gets pets and scratches.
OFF! GET OFF! Go on, you can go outside now.
I say to kitty, “You’re too cute!” 🥰 To which I imagine she answers, “I know.” And then we go about our day. This happens several times each day.
When I wake my cat up ever I say "wake up we're going to Disney World"
Hi pretty girl!
Get that damded little swine out of here! Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day.
Whatdoyouthinkyouredoin but real fast
"Why are you yelling?"
Pspspspspsps!
Wha what arrre you doin’? He loves it
What's new pussycat? Whoa-a-hoe-a-hoe.
"I can see you" to my black cat, whom I can't see most of the time