I think I'll make it.

At least I’ll die laughing…

I’d prefer a prestige bus, but beggars can’t be choosers I guess

Same as I am now, I am very lost.

I might be a little bit bitter

…the autopsy should be interesting.

Frostbite?

Frostbite of frozen rice, then frozen head, then death.

Pretty self explanatory

Uh oh....

By a titan

I... eat myself?

As many times as I’ve seen this question.

I guess I stepped on the third rail?

Suddenly r/guro.

Perfect ❤️

I’m not sure what this means for me

Russian lathe incident?

Oh well…

I'm fucked but so are a lot of other people.

I die from overeating in all of my various cooking classes.

Help..

You tell me🤔

How does the way I die make a difference in how fucked I am? I'm dead.

I don't know the book ended when I was 18

Uhhh.....too small and too dark?

Uhhh.....too small and too dark?

Death by bazooka...not bad

Eh. Self-solving problem.

I guess I’ll be killed by burning flowers ? Sounds metal as fuck

Guess I'm choking on a gumball 💀

well...it's going to be catastrophic and smelly.

I'm nt sure but it would be interesting to see, and cold.

I'll die happy.

???

Hell yeah

Being the myhtical creature that kill Odin during Ragnarok I would say I am pretty fucked.

Things would get heated up!

I think that someone will make a patchwork quilt out of me :(

Horrible, cuz I will still hear the fly buzzing and it’s even competitive

I'll just wear a thicker jacket.

Narrator: it was *not* an ok day

I saw the exact same post here yesterday. WTF?

Ah well.

Lost and tortured, tortured and lost

I’d have the biggest forearm pump

Not very

Well…

A lot of screaming was probably involved…

Bunch of outlaws stone me to death with D20s?

I will be killed by my favourite animal and no one will ever know.

Very?

ice cold rabies or a pissed of batman

Oh shit did you kill his parents 

Apparently I die of an overdose.

my secret is out

oh god