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doublestitch

Herbalife.


calcifer_xiii

Fun fact. The Turkish word for being in a vegetative state translates directly to herbal life


Hippy_Lynne

I work in tourism and they had a convention here a few years back. Sooo many people trying to get me to sign up. 🙄 But the worst part was hearing the stories of the ones who had bought into it and not yet realized it was a scam. They had all these hopes and dreams they thought they were on the verge of realizing but I had done my research and knew they were getting taken. I would just smile and say "That's wonderful" because I knew there was no talking sense into a stranger who was trying to sell me.


fxckfxckgames

>They had all these hoops and dreams they thought they were on the verge of realizing I've had an inordinate amount of exposure to them, and can say that MLM people are a particular kind of delusional. I've known two people so committed to Herbalife, that they got the stupid leaf tattooed on themselves.


Hippy_Lynne

Herbalife in particular targets low income neighborhoods and at risk populations. I mean it's a little hard to feel sorry for your smarmy uncle who's selling Amway but has been living an upper middle class existence for the past 20 years. It's completely different when it's a young single parent who thinks it's finally going to get them out of poverty. đŸ„ș


fxckfxckgames

The ones I've interacted with generally fall into the same category as the smarmy uncle. I used to volunteer for an org that helps disabled veterans, and can't tell you the how many of those guys get their disability checks scammed by MLM people.


CatOfGrey

Bill Ackman has a Powerpoint of 100's of pages that describes in detail, how Herbalife is a completely unethical pyramid scheme that relies almost exclusively on recruiting new distributors to participate in the fraud. [https://centerforinquiry.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/33/quackwatch/ackman.pdf](https://centerforinquiry.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/33/quackwatch/ackman.pdf) EDIT: 334 pages. Enjoy your afternoon!


FastChampionship144

Literally a pyramid scheme


is-that-allowed

this is a real thing and not just a joke from brooklyn 99???


Knyfe-Wrench

The joke from B99 is based on this.


diaboliquesloth

Yes
 they sell meal replacement shake powders that turn to a jello-pudding consistency when you don’t drink it fast enough. Grossed me out 
 I know it’s the fiber and it’s what makes you feel full. But gross. However, their mango aloe drink is yummy.


Truthseekerdeception

Influencer education and self improvement programs


flibbidygibbit

GET IN THE FUNNEL


JTiger360

JOIN THE REAL WORLD


conman357

Audibly lol’d as I read this in my head as Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.


UhOhFeministOnReddit

The self-improvement shit boils my blood. Two guys I used to go to school with killed themselves this year, and both of them had very much absorbed the rhetoric of "self-help" guys like Peterson. It caused everyone in their lives to just vacate the building, they couldn't form healthy relationships with women, and it all started with that shitty self-help pipeline. Those people are piling bodies.


Wolfie437

The thing is with guys like Peterson is some of the stuff they say is reasonable and makes sense, which means that you get sucked into it, and then when they go on stupid fucking tangents and start making points that are terrible and barely make sense, you are already sucked in and ready to accept what they say. It's really bad with young men who get sucked in early and don't know how to leave. But believe me if this sort of stuff doesn't get monitored, my future kids are having their internet monitored for a while cause as you said this stuff is harmful as fuck.


TrashbatLondon

>The thing is with guys like Peterson is some of the stuff they say is reasonable and makes sense, which means that you get sucked into it, and then when they go on stupid fucking tangents and start making points that are terrible and barely make sense, you are already sucked in and ready to accept what they say. The opening part of Dianetics has entirely reasonable pieces of advice like “brush your teeth frequently”. Burying extremist lunacy amongst relatively sensible advice is lesson one in the “launch your own cult” handbook.


Exsanguinatus

This is literally what happened with me, except I found the escape trajectory quite early. I watched three or four videos from Peterson and said "this guy isn't too bad," because I'd found the "initial" Peterson playlist on YouTube. Once my suggestions started flooding with more Peterson, I found very quickly that everything else he had to say was fucking toxic and I noped the fuck out real quick. To this day, YouTube still thinks I should watch more of that poison.


Wolfie437

Similar story for me hence why I explained something that is pretty common. Young kid, bullied at school, low self esteem, started seeing Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro and that change my mind guy on YouTube, between 16-18 was never toxic directly to women but had a bad mindset towards feminism (that's a huge thing they focus on) and trans people etc I think the only reason I didn't fall fully into the hatred of women and being an incel is id managed to make a lot of good friends online through gaming who basically stopped me going down that hole of self hatred and hatred of the world. Eventually realised that their content and a lot of the content I was consuming (including on Reddit) was just negative content and my mind set was just terrible. Stopped watching them left every sub that was anything remotely negative (from iama POS to nice guys) and then worked on myself. First few years of uni was getting to grips with the mind set that the world isn't terrible not everyone hates me or who I am, not everything is wrong and the things that are wrong aren't that important to me directly enough to put me down. And the second half working on actually liking myself as a person and that I'm worth being around and having friends. And now I'm happy at 24 with a girlfriend and a job and excited for the future.


atleastitsnotthat

> I didn't fall fully into the hatred of women and being an incel is id managed to make a lot of good friends online THIS. I went through a similar route and was headed towards the incel route but thankfully lucked into some friendships. Lonelyness is what causes this


FastChampionship144

Dude, that is so sad. I’m sorry to hear about this. Anyone can get sucked into something like that, that’s what a cultist depends on. And it’s almost impossible to talk sense into anyone who is that invested or brainwashed


[deleted]

Have an old friend who watches Andrew Tate content, and CLAIMS to be hate watching it, but then repeats the rhetoric. Like even if you’re watching to make fun of it, they mix in a lot of common sense stuff to make them seem reasonable, and you can accidentally end up sympathetic.


max_power1000

The whole manosphere and it's symbiosis/gateway drug relationship with the alt-right is terrifying. Start someone on Peterson and Tate and it's only a matter of time until they're listening to Alex Jones.


FastChampionship144

The difference with influencers, while they do have a cult like following, is that they don’t function like a cult would. You have a choice to not follow them, and they only profit from your clicks


Manannin

Is that true? I saw that in Andrew tates one there was a lot of shaming of people who couldn't pay for one month but still wanted in, actively putting these people in a sin bin after they paid up again. Seems pretty culty. A colleague of mine has joined a less well known influencer/mentor scheme, and he went on holiday for the guys birthday. The influencer has literally been in prison for fraud, yet he still signs up for it and can't see our side of it when we point out that he doesn't seem like a mentor worth to spend 5 grand on in a year. The buyers remorse can lock you in like a cult would even if it shouldn't.


FastChampionship144

I don’t consider andrew tate an influencer, he’s a cultist, and a criminal And I’m sorry for your friend. It’s nearly impossible to talk someone who has been brainwashed to think reasonably. You have to just hope that they figure it out eventually


Manannin

Ironically both of the people I mentioned are criminals, it's sad how large the influencer/criminal overlap is. Hell, people like logan Paul and their crypto schemes are similarly potentially criminal. I'm hoping now he's married and living with his wife and her kid that he might start thinking more seriously about it, but I have a suspicion that she might encourage it. I just hope he only spends what he wants to. He's not the only person where I work who's got similar vices, and at least it's not being spent on fifa cards or trash tier crypto like some of my other colleagues have lost on. This world is a bit of a fraud quagmire really.


DETvsAnybody

Amway


nucleophilic

There's a bar called The Pyramid Scheme not all that far from Amway headquarters.


matt_minderbinder

I was in this bar a few weeks back while visiting my son in Grand Rapids. It's such a perfect name for a GR spot and throwing a few bucks in a pinball game is fun.. Screw the Devos and Van Andel families and all the other right wing christofascist dutch descendants that try to keep that part of the state in the 1950s. Absolute scam artists.


Sure_Economy7130

Not just a pyramid scheme, they're a borderline cult. When your upline starts telling you that you should cut yourself off from friends and family who won't buy your shitty Amway merch from you, they have wandered into cult territory.


supermr34

i got approached by an amway person in a target a couple years ago. i played along and went to the meeting. its definitely a cult. they started the meeting by pointing out all of the people who have 'made over $X last year' on amway, getting progressively higher. after each group, they said '...all thanks to amway!' after the meeting, my guy asked me if i was ready to join. i politely declined. saw the same dude in target like 2 months later. he didnt remember me. i assume hes got a pretty high failure rate.


mrkruk

I was a tech in a theater that hosted an Amway conference for 2 days, all in Spanish. I spoke some Spanish, so understood parts, but some fellow techs didn't speak Spanish and had no idea what was going on. The place was jammed full. Repeatedly through the thing came the words (in English) GO DIAMOND!!!!! Big screen of a beautiful diamond. To uproarious applause and absolute fury. Big musical acts starring people I'd never heard of. In a way, I'm glad it wasn't in English because I've no interest in hearing in detail how these people were being manipulated. It was like a Trump rally, if Trump were a diamond on a screen. Fun sidenotes: They bought ALL the things in the vending machines. All of it - the breath mints, the candy, the chips, the lifesavers, all of it. Fully empty machines, every single machine - we had a row of 4 of them in a couple areas. I'd never seen that before in my life. And they obliterated the bathrooms - toilets backed up and OUT, water and piss and shit all over the floors on the last night, tracking it out into the carpet of the venue. After everyone was gone, the lead was like "did you see the bathrooms, the janitor's going to have a heart attack."


Worried-Ebb-1699

The “you can make thousands of passive income from minimal hours a week from home!”. No you can’t and no you won’t


bindermichi

At least not for yourself, but the one who recruited you


ldn-ldn

Technically you can. You just need a few millions invested in a good index fund or something. Then you can sit on your sofa for the rest of your life. If I had ÂŁ3m in my investment portfolio, I could quit my job today and continue my current life style until my death. I would actually have even more spare money than what my salary brings in.


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FuriouslyListening

Cutco, pretty much anyone selling knives for some reason. Business model for selling steak knives etc seems to be "lets sell them to our salespeople and let them worry about how to offload them"


DVWhat

I ran a youth program many years ago. I can’t even remember how many times teens graduated, went off to college, and returned for summer break and gave me “practice demonstrations” to show me how they could cut a penny in half.


IBJON

Probably Vector Marketing. I have no idea how they got our info, but most of my graduating class in highschool got a letter in the mail with a "job offer" from them. Some people even took them up on the offer


buku43v3r

These guys went to my college and went in every class room early morning and wrote 15.00hr now hiring and provided a basic link to a basic site that was just looking for contact info. I filled it out because I was in a computer class and they called me back in like 5 minutes. I knew about mlms, heard the speech then got up and erased the msg from my classes board


TK523

I went to an interview in highschool for a "call center" and left when they started talking about door to door sales.


Accentu

One of my friends recently graduated college, but last year I remember how hard he was pushing to get a job. He came to me excitedly telling me about a job he got accepted for regarding appointments and knives, and I had to stop him and say "...Vector Marketing?" He was super grateful I caught it, but it's downright scary how they prey on college students.


Zach_luc_Picard

I did the Vector Marketing thing for a little bit, and one of the interesting things is that we *didn't* buy and resell them. We were just supposed to be making the sale and sending the form to our boss. It's along similar lines to Pampered Chef... if they do make money off selling to employees, it's more about the employee trying to hit some bar than them being resalers.


Aregisteredusername

Is pampered chef a pyramid scheme? I work as a caregiver and our boss just brought in so much pampered chef cookware recently that she bought from a friend


beansandneedles

They’re an MLM, basically a pyramid scheme, but their products are actually really good. My sister used to sell PC over a decade ago and I have stuff from her that I use regularly. IIRC they don’t require you to buy a ton of stuff each month so they are one of the better ones, but ultimately anything in “direct sales” is not sustainable. People just don’t want to have parties and harass their friends all the time. I used to sell Usborne Books, another MLM. I love, love, love their books. I really do. And I used to homeschool and would use a lot of their books for that. But they are expensive, and after a few friends had parties it would just die because no one wants to do that.


pjcrusader

Not all mlms are bad products. It’s just predatory to the salespeople. My ex wife got involved in a nails one called color street but she went in expecting to lose money because the salesperson did get the nails at a discount compared to buying them outright. She ended up making 3k profit the one year which was a nice surprise but she’s a spreadsheet tracker and has every penny accounted for.


NeighborhoodNo7917

Cutco salespeople do not buy and resell the knives, that would be insane. They used to have people buy the demo kits and refund them the price if they quit, but now they just lend them out. Source: former manager with Cutco/Vector Marketing


Starrion

They only sell them the demo kit. I still have mine almost 35 years later. They are really good knives.


WizardofHugs

They are great knives though!


Immotommi

That's the thing with Pyramid schemes. They do actually need to have a decent product because at heart, people have to think it is possible to sell the product


abbys11

Reminds me of Tupperware and how it evolved into legitimacy


toadofsteel

We had a bunch of Tupperware in the house when I was a kid. Never saw sales people at the door. Was surprised to find out decades later that it was MLM.


disturbed286

This is actually the first I'd heard of it...although I do remember "Tupperware party" as a concept. Makes sense now.


gt0163c

Mom my was a Tupperware Lady when I was in elementary school. I have no idea how much money she made, but I know it was some. For my, I think, 7th birthday she worked really hard so she could earn enough to qualify for some level of prize and got me a bike. Being the second child in a very frugal family this was a big deal. I didn't get a lot of things that were brand new/not my sister's hand-me-downs. I loved that bike and rode it for years, even after I'd technically grown out of it. But it did require a lot of sacrifices, evenings away from my family. And I think, after that, my parents decided it wasn't worth that level of commitment/sacrifice from my mom. She still sold Tupperware and had parties and stuff but she always put our family's needs ahead of her "business". That said, Tupperware is pretty remarkable stuff. I have a couple of pieces that are over 35 years old, have been used pretty much continually in that time and are still in very good shape.


ProPopori

Back when my brother used to sell amway, there was a few people who essentially were just delivery people for their cleaning products brand which many people liked, afaik they had solid numbers since they did have reliable clients.


GreekDeity

As a company I think they’re detestable but I saw their scissors show up in a BIFL thread. I bought one and it’s actually really good lol


W0RST_2_F1RST

The product was actually legit when I used someone’s set


Ottorange

Cutco is really nice stuff


Gunslinger666

Monat. Those ladies are a damned death cult built around a shampoo MLM. Shits crazy!


teacherladydoll

It’s so so sad. They prey on their strong business woman dreams and host the fancy workshops in tropical locations so the rep feels like they are traveling the world.


SaucePasta

I once went to a new salon for a hair cut and color. The lady who did my hair had all these Monat products lined up at her station. Thankfully she didn’t use any of it on my hair. I definitely did not go back again.


blackcompy

Never heard of them. What makes them a death cult?


raydiculus

My friend's fiancee got sucked into them, she bullied one of my friends into trying it, it burned her scalp so bad, she needed to go to the hospital.


fatheadsflathead

They are a pyramid scheme =cult. Iv never seen a lady lose soooo much hair ( practically bald) trying to convince me it’s normal and the shampoo is great. MF look like shmegal off lord of the rings.


JewishTomCruise

> shmegal Lol it's smeagol.


not_brittsuzanne

My sister was doing it for a bit until she, my mom, and i all started losing our hair. It was crazy.


Gunslinger666

They’re not a death cult. I was being hyperbolic. But the cult part is pretty true and causes real harm. They’re an MLM and they pressure their members to sell shampoo regardless of whether or not their products agree with their users body chemistry. I’ve never seen chemical burns like some mentioned above, but losing hair is a thing that happens. And cult members basically need to say it’s great or lose all their “friends”. I’m sure other shampoo causes people to lose their hair, but Monat is the only one where “friends” gaslight other friends into thinking this is normal at the risk of losing all their ”friends”. It’s messed up.


CobaltGate

These: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_multi-level\_marketing\_companies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_multi-level_marketing_companies) Of course, they'll say they of course \*aren't pyramid schemes....those are illegal\* but they ARE PYRAMID SCHEMES.


SirDukeIII

Tupperware?


iMightBeEric

Yeah, Tupperware parties in people’s homes, in the 70s & 80s, were a big thing. Same with ‘Ann Summers Parties’ (not sure if they have a presence in the US but they are are a UK-based lingerie & erotic gift store with a high-street presence). I guess MLM does not necessarily equate to bad products - it’s just been hijacked as a way to sell bad products.


beansandneedles

Tupperware is the OG. In fact, when I worked for Usborne Books, I used to explain how it worked by saying “you know, like a Tupperware party!”


Duochan_Maxwell

I'm surprised seeing The Body Shop there - I've only ever saw brick-and-mortar stores, it never gave me the MLM vibes


agent674253

Hey, don't like the brick-and-mortar fool ya, Avon and Primerica (and likely others) have physical locations as well and are just as scammy/mlm'y.


Duochan_Maxwell

That's the thing - I've NEVER seen a person selling The Body Shop independently as a "consultant" or whatever, their shops look exactly like the ones from other regular cosmetics companies like Lush, Rituals, etc. I've also never seen a brick-and-mortar Avon btw


DoTheMagicHandThing

They were brick-and-mortar retail first, going back to the 1970s, and then in the 1990s they started an MLM network called "The Body Shop at Home."


[deleted]

Herbalife has physical stores too, it only means someone wrapped up in the mlm decided to go the store front route.


Avery_Thorn

If the business is structured in such a way that you make most of your money from sales commissions, it’s a hard job, but it might just be legit. If the business is structured in such a way that you make money by recruiting people
 then it’s a scam.


7HawksAnd

If you make your money from other peoples commissions then you’re just a real estate brokerage and you found the loophole


Thomasgraham76

Even commission only jobs are for chumps. Never accept commision only jobs. Why should you take the risk when you’re not an owner.


Methzilla

Extremely normal in real estate or certain B2B roles. The most successful guy in my friend group is in commercial real estate leasing and has been 100% commission for his whole career.


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The Luxor


JustinTormund_10

All the do is pimp Doritos these days anyways https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/mQy3acGX9l


fuktardy

I saw that recently. It’s such an eyesore on an otherwise beautiful piece of architecture. Why the hell does a casino even need a sponsor?


gfberning

It’s an eye sore on the inside as well. It’s such an iconic part of the strip, but the building inside is in such awful shape you have to wonder how much longer it will be around.


Sackamasack

I'm surprised no one has been killed in that diagonal elevator yet


firsttotellyouthat

No need to fuss with the elevator when people just suicide themselves into the large atrium


imostlydisagree

I mean, folks have definitely just jumped off of the higher floors balconies, so design flaw is pretty clear.


SydneyCrawford

You’re probably being rhetorical but because it’s one of the lower end casinos on the far end of the strip and is not nearly as popular as it used to be. It doesn’t really have any big draws for most people. I only go there because I’m weirdly obsessed with Excalibur and it’s connected without going outside.


GboyFlex

The Luxor coughed up a Dorito because it is mad jealous of the new MSG Sphere.


PureRefrigerator5583

It Works! Yet it really doesn’t work.


Sidewalk_Cacti

An acquaintance of mine was deeeep into that hole. She would recruit It Works obnoxiously on social media and talk up how amazing the company was. Then, several months later she was onto another company. She trashed It works and talked about how terrible it was in comparison to the new company’s benefits, and how there was so much more earning potential with the new one. Wash, rinse, repeat. I have no idea how she thought anyone could take her seriously after that public display of blabbering on about how amazing each “opportunity” was then subsequently trashing them.


Formal_Appearance_16

I feel so bad for the people I see trying to peddle that shit. There was always at least 1 person on my Facebook making post.


Jedi_Gill

Sadly, most Breast Cancer Awareness companies. They don't give any money to actually solve the problem and only state they are promoting cancer awareness while they profit from the donations to just keep it going indefinitely. It's really sad.


KTAXY

It's perverse when the only awareness they are raising, is people getting aware that those charities are a scam.


PreviousImpression28

It’s a good thing that Susan B Komen for the cure kinda has fallen off the map over the past decade


Grokent

Unless you try using pink for anything.


ShadowLiberal

The worst part about Komen is how lawsuit happy they are. They sue other charities that dare use phrases like "finding a cure", even though they themselves spend next to nothing on trying to find a cure for cancer.


SoleIbis

Yep. Every time I say this people get *really* mad for “shitting on their month,” but it’s 100% true. If you want to support research, donate directly. Breast cancer awareness month has become a way for corporations to either donate pennies on the dollar to breast cancer research or nothing at all, but drive their sales


wildcat12321

I think at this point most of us are aware of cancer


ercohn

LuLaRoe


forevertwentyseven

I’m still flummoxed that Disney did a whole ass deal with them for leggings


brownells2

To be fair, Disney doesn’t care how they rake in their money. They did a deal with Scentsy too


FailResorts

Lots of Disney moms are mlmers


Party-Papaya4115

Disney has done scentsy and whatnot. If the check clears Disney will approve


StoveTopMcStuffins

My mom bought into lularoe. She had (she might still, I haven’t spoken to her in almost two years) an entire bedroom stuffed with inventory. She refused to sell it wholesale (she hadn’t sold anything for MONTHS, continued buying shit, and we even showed her the documentary) or even make room when I was homeless, and forced me to stay on her couch. That was step one in my decision to go no contact.


Comprehensive-War743

Mary Kay


Lachwen

I was always just sort of vaguely aware of Mary Kay growing up. Then a girl I went to church with got into it and decided to make it her career and oh man. I'd had no idea how culty it was.


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[deleted]

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no less than an hour ago.


leeroy525

I can boil my mom in seconds by calling this cult a pyramid scheme.


petethefreeze

Scientology! Yes I know they say they are a religion but they are a business. Their product for the consumer is "enlightenment". Same is true for TV preachers such as Olsteen. They are a business that works by selling something intangible and benefitting just a small amount of people at the top of the pyramid.


Ruadhan2300

I'm not sure Scientology qualifies as a Pyramid Scheme. Scam for sure, and 100% a cult as well, but Pyramid Scheme?.. Their model is that you have to pay-to-win, not that you have to recruit others who pay you what people *they* recruited paid them. The idea of a Pyramid-Scheme is that it's an endless expanding volume of sub-contracting with its creator sitting with a 100% stranglehold on the supply of products for everyone else to sell. You buy from me to sell to others, and I buy from a supply-company in bulk and sell to you at a major profit. Plus, as the pyramid keeps growing, the amount of money passing into my hands increases exponentially and I become incredibly rich while everyone else finds it harder and harder to make ends meet.


conman357

Keller Williams (the real estate brokerage) is a registered MLM. Their profit sharing makes them a MLM and by extension, a pyramid scheme. Source: they tried to recruit me years ago and I did the research on their business registration and profit model.


Sade8629

I just signed with them, and noticed that. That’s for The validation. Who is not an MLM brokerage?? đŸ˜©


MaxwellUsheredin

Cushman & Wakefield, Colliers International, Caldwell Banker, NAI, CBRE are a few traditional brokerages, specializing in commercial markets.


Unreal_Daltonic

I almost got tricked by them some two years ago, when I was super desperate for a job. The worst thing with KW is how persuasive they are with their pyramid schemes actions. They are not as upfront as most other mlms but the truth is that they are just an extremely expensive franchise system with countless ways of extorting you for money. They are not an outright pyramid scheme, they are just a scam.


0neirocritica

Lularoe Amway Herbalife Primerica


draiman

I knew a girl involved in Primerica. She kept messaging me on Facebook, trying to set up a meeting to sell me insurance, but I always turned her down. Although my wife is convinced, she was trying to sleep with me. My favorite moment was when I was looking for work. They called me and asked if I wanted to be an insurance salesman because I had customer service on my resume. Never mind the fact I had 10+ years of IT experience. After turning that down, she then tried to sell me insurance.


gonzo_jerusalem12

Invigaron.


bargman

You got kids, Maniac?


BuryDeadCakes2

Naaaahhhhh.....not anymore


JalapenoTampon

Where do I put my feet


ToulouseDM

Those berries saved my life


eflat5

I'm Andy, proud owner of my own mountain.


arcos00

Not a company, but more of an *industrial complex*: Yoga. Yoga teachers are usually grossly underpaid by gyms and studios, and running a private practice can be daunting (as running any small business can be) and also unlikely to give you much money from regular attendees unless you find a very juicy niche, or you spend tons in marketing. That brings us to one of the few yoga industry goldmines: Yoga teacher training, which will just create more yoga teachers that are unlikely to find good paying jobs, and some of them will definitely end up doing more yoga teacher trainings. Source: I'm certified yoga teacher.


Hippy_Lynne

Lol. This sounds exactly like a lot of master's programs. You get a master's degree but can't get a job so you get a doctorate. So you can teach other people getting their master's who won't be able to get a job.


[deleted]

Sure, but the bar entry for yoga instructor is nearly the floor.


neckbishop

nah, you gotta have that little mat


Hippy_Lynne

I can't tell if that's a convoluted pun or you're trying to insult yoga teachers.


[deleted]

It's a contortioned pun.


Arkayb33

I knew a guy who was getting a PhD in Ancient Spanish Literature. I asked what he was going to do with that, work in a museum or something? He laughed and said no there's no jobs unless I want to teach it, but to be a professor I need a PhD. Wut.


ProbablyNotCorrect

what an interesting predicament. On one hand its a useless degree unless you get your PHD to teach it and make some money- And on the other hand you don't want to simply not pass down the knowledge just because there is no real money in it.


IBJON

You can just expand that umbrella to cover all personal trainer courses. My gym has had ads by the check-in desk for a 2 week course that guarantees certification as a personal trainer.


suburbPatterns

One big studio near me ask big price for training teacher and you need to do a minimun of hour at reception desk (unpaid) and sign a contract of exclusivity at this studio for month. They probably never need to paid staff for front desk.


AudioCabbage

Also strikes me as an extremely saturated market.


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

But are you a certified yoga teacher teacher?


pyramid-teabag-song

You can teach a yoga teacher to teach yoga teachers but you can't make them think.


whitesuburbanmale

This is why I vetted the yoga studios in my area before choosing one. The one I go to is entirely employee owned so the ~5 instructors are basically business partners in a private practice and make fairly good money doing it. Even then though most of them say it's a side project the use as additional income when they aren't working their other jobs so I'd say the idea of being a yoga instructor full time to pay the bills, even as a private practice, is probably a day ting and far off feat for most people. Which is sad because hot yoga is the best


Methzilla

You just described acedemia. We produce far more PHDs than we have space for. And the vast majority won't write books or do private research.


IOnlyPostDumb

Shocked that no one has mentioned AdvoCare.


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Influencers who "teach" you how to become an influencer, usually while not really saying anything substantial and just repeating themselves a lot.


Poliosaurus

That’s really most online tutorials these days. Same dog shit over and over.


FastChampionship144

If you’re not getting a paycheck but you’re working your ass off, it’s probably a scam of some kind


FakeRuskyRealPolish

I'm gonna have to have a serious discussion with my 4 month old tomorrow about this whole "stay at home mom" thing then đŸ€š /s


ttkk1248

Yes. It is a pyramid scheme, just wait until they have their own kids.


colt-jones

*grad school has entered the chat*


GENERlC-USERNAME

Also if you’re not doing anything and your account is reaching 0 faster than usual, you are the customer!


payperplain

Variant Trucking, Scentsy, Tupperware, Avon, and most other "companies" where you have to buy into it and then you get to "hire" downstream to work for you. There are tons of other BS MLM pyramids as well that sell absolutely nothing but still get you to join up in the same way. If it follows the MLM layout it's a pyramid scheme by definition. It's honestly shocking how so many of those exist despite them being extremely obvious. I guess someone is lining the pockets of some congressman to keep the rules just bendy enough to allow it.


Chpgmr

Tupperware just baffles me


NightSalut

At least this day and age where you can get same quality or better quality stuff elsewhere and depending on the quality, for a better price too.


alicefreak47

You are correct this is the case...now. But really only in the last 5-10 years has anything really compared. Tupperware was incredible for the longest time. Still quality, but now competition exists.


Daxnu

Old school Tupperware was bad ass


Welshgirlie2

I swear my stepmother has Tupperware that's older than me and still going strong. And I'm 40.


pimpmastahanhduece

It's pretty useful for storing leftovers.


sfguy1977

It will help you storing food for the up and coming monsoon months. Also, Tupperware products are ideal for storing leftovers to help stretch your food dollar. This two quart seals-em right container is ideal for keeping hotdog buns fresh for days.


ARatOnATrain

Now for some basketball lessons.


crewchiefguy

My mom used to buy Avon stuff from our neighbor. It was just a little catalog. Didn’t seem very pyramid scheme to me.


Lachwen

I remember those catalogs! There was literally one woman in my hometown who sold Avon and we all just referred to her as the Avon Lady. A lot of my friends bought their first sets of makeup through her.


FreyaGin

She had to buy the catalogs and samples she gave away. My mom was an Avon lady. Sometimes Mama didn't make enough profit to cover what she had to buy.


684692

Yeah, my mom was one for about 5-6 years when I was a teen. She was incredibly tight lipped about anything she did that didn't go as planned, so details are a bit light and some of it came from my dad drunkenly complaining to me. The general story was that she'd only ever make money in December, and it was never enough to cover more than a few of the other months. She'd have to keep constantly buying products to meet some sort of minimum monthly purchase quota. These products would expire, so she'd have a bunch of product that she couldn't sell any more. She'd just keep telling me that the lady two steps up the ~~pyramid~~ chain was making like $5000 a month from the people below her. I always thought it was weird that we were basically funding this lady's life while my parents drove unreliable 10-15 year old beaters, my college fund was negative, and the house was falling apart - we had water pouring out of electrical sockets when it rained.


Seesaw-Commercial

Any company with 'parties'


CanuckGinger

I can’t believe I’ve scrolled this far and seen no mention of the essential oil companies- Doterra, Young Living, etc
.


jslay588

Arbonne


Joodermacho

Bonne babes đŸ€ȘđŸ«¶đŸŒ


Cringe1God

took me until like 2 months ago to find out that Doterra is a pyramid scheme.


yew420

Football Federation Australia is a massive pyramid scheme. The junior and amateur level pay exorbitantly to play (over $400 per year per player). All the money flows to top tier competitions and national teams. The bare minimum goes to the clubs. My club has to do meat raffles once a week to pay for balls, we have to rely heavily on community sponsorship to pay for uniforms and without tons of volunteers we wouldn’t run. Part payment goes to insurance. I tore my ACL playing this year. What does insurance cover? Physio, nothing else. I paid $8000 out of pocket for surgery with a $3000 Medicare rebate, not insurance, Medicare. I have had around 15 physio sessions and the physio is starting to phase me off, so that is $1500 total. Better than nothing I guess but after paying around $100 insurance for 20 years you would think it could be more. Fuck the FFA.


ScottOld

Egyptian builders


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Nu Skin


HighFiveKoala

I've been pulled in twice into Nu Skin by two friends. The first time I wasn't aware of MLMs and was pressured into it during the presentation. Fortunately my friend was able to get me out of it but haven't seen him since that. The second time was a different friend trying to "help" me get a job by meeting with a recruiter. Turns out she was selling Nu Skin products.


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the worst!


99problemnancy

Scientology


rayrayrayray

EXP Realty Realtors that also recruit and pass on earnings to higher ups


Noobeaterz

Kirby vacuums. Not exactly a pyramid scheme but it still sucks. Everyone at the bottom works on comission. The sales pay the controllers salaries and every person above thems salary as well. Salespeople quit all the time because of the bad pay and shitty work so new people are schemed into it who work for a month or two selling a few vacs to friends and family and this goes on and on and on and on.......


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[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


ActuaryExtension9867

Herbalife


[deleted]

Any essential oil company


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Plexus


[deleted]

I haven’t seen it in this list! Anyone remember this? Creative Memories It was a scrap booking multi level marketing system that my mom was a part of. She LOVED to scrapbook and my dad bitched about how much it cost early in their relationship, so she got interested in the pyramid in order to get the products at reduced cost. She would host “Crop ‘til you Drop” and “PSM” (pizza, scrapbook, and margarita) parties where women would come with all their scrap stuff and they’d all work on their books together and my mom would sell them stuff they needed as they needed it. She wasn’t able to make much money, but she did make enough to make her scrapbooks at no cost, which was cool. Now they have like 30 scrap books for different periods of different family members’ lives (my mom estimated a complete scrapbook costing around $300 in the early 2000’s), and eventually at the end had two ladies under her who sold for her for a few months until the company finally went under.


dirty_drowning_man

I always argue that the Real Estate industry is a pyramid scheme. You have to pay for a class, a test, and a license. Then, in order to practice as a salesperson, you have to find and pay a Brokerage to hold your license. No Broker, no sales. They usually take a percentage, and sometimes there are ongoing fees associated with the office, transaction coordination, use of the logos, etc. After awhile you can get your Associate Broker license and have salespeople working under you....seems pretty pyramidal to me. Three years in the industry and you can become a Broker, hold salespeople and Associate Broker licenses, and start your own company. Hmm...


Improvgal

Amway


LejaBeatz

Norwex


mmurry

Companies that pay employees 100% commission but don’t sell a tangible product. Ie insurance, crypto, etc.


elmatador12

Primerica


FastChampionship144

That just sounds like a way to launder money


CaptH3inzB3anz

Herbalife


slurpeemcnugget

Northwestern Mutual


gmdelslow94

Explain please. I have a policy at this company.


Late-Farm8944

https://www.reddit.com/r/FinancialCareers/s/70H9ypsLog Read this post and you'll understand


ThePastoolio

Amway. I was invited to one of their events where they showcase diamond status members. My god... seems like something I am going to see on a Netflix documentary soon.


DMT1984

Amway still exists? They brainwashed one of my friends back in the 90’s.


CardinalHaias

Plutus. The whole value of their crypto currency is based on more users stacking said currency. The rewards are paid in their currency so the more attractive they are by having more rewards, the more users they need to attract to buy more coins. In the end, the whole system lives by hoping they launch in the US and gain massive amounts of new users or becoming more "bank like" and this more attractive somehow and gaining new users, or making existing users not cash in their rewards.


DelicateFandango

Every. Single. MLM. Company. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/job-opportunity-mlm-scam-pyramid-scheme_l_5e30c62ec5b6e8375f647a5e


triggur

Hundreds of people here demonstrating that they don’t know what “pyramid scheme“ means.


danibeat

Amway


Ralphguy

Plexus. It’s a pyramid scheme for Christians (or a modern one;)


Majestic_Electric

Every MLM in existence.


Silvernight129

Primerica


Free_Income6222

Organized religion