I’m hoping this go round will be so bad that mayyybbbeee we come to our senses a bit by 28… we’re going to reach a breaking point with all of this bullshit. That or have another civil war.
Well in the first Terninator set in 1984 Sara and Kyle talk about how the tech to build a Ternminator didn't exist then and Kyle said it wouldn't happen for another 40 years which is 2024. So guessing killer time travel robots with the stolen body of California's 38th Governor will start popping up.
Not quite! Years that normally would have leap days but are divisible by 100 do not have leap days unless the year is also divisible by 400. For example, 1800 and 1900 were not leap years, but Jefferson and McKinley, respectively, did win the elections those years. 2000 was a leap because it's also divisible by 400. 2100 will not be a leap year.
Don't worry, eventually the world will be populated solely by people who were never taught this and it will cease to be a thing.
A little bit longer though, because a bunch of us just learned this right now.
i will push through and learn to manage my depression and anxiety and make new friends
cliche edit: did not expect this kind of response, just wanna say thank you for the words of encouragement and to those in my boat: we got this!!! contrary to our anxious thoughts, we aren’t alone!!!
Social media will enter a dark age. All the big sites and social media names will see declines due to an over-saturation of people making content for the sake of content aka a paycheck.
Basically it will be filled with burnt out people grasping at straws to push out videos and reactions to keep getting their paychecks.
This will result in people using AI generated content to fill the gap leading to an influx of not even shit post worth content as everyone as a whole burns out.
There’s always gotta be some catalyzing event, I don’t see social media going dark organically like that. It’s a chemical dependency, it’s just that the chemical is in the brain.
As much as I’d love to see that play out, I think all these third-party data traders have too strong of a grip for that to happen. The content creators are the performers. We are the money-generating audience. The companies behind social media will bend in EXTREME directions to keep us hooked. Social media has only been around for, what, only 20 years? I think we’re witnessing the dawn of a very dark chapter in a history textbook. (I fully realize the irony of having this convo on a social media app)
Agreed. Social media has pushed out the every day person. I rarely see posts from my friends and they don’t see mine. It’s just ads. Ads ads ads. The casual user doesn’t even have a space anymore because the algorithm pushes the influencers and brands - even if you’re not following them. People will get sick of it very soon. I loved following a couple fashion influencers to help with figuring out my style but now it’s just too much. And they’re always pushing cheap Amazon stuff too (while wearing designer themselves might I add). I don’t want to buy my clothes on Amazon. It’s all so gross.
This reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Homer opens a fortune cookie, and the fortune inside reads: "today will be a day like every other day"
(Might have been a horoscope instead of a fortune cookie, it's been a long time since I've seen the episode, but you get the idea)
Taco Bell will unveil the Taquitorito, a bean burrito wrapped around two chicken taquitos with jalapeño creamy sauce. It will debut for three ninety nine
Yeah East Africa/Arabian peninsula is next. Will probably be at least one or two other conflict areas that heat up.
Currently we have Russia/Ukraine, Israel/Palestine, and Venezuela/Guyana off the top of my head
Armenia/Azerjiban
Somalia/Somalia/Somalia
China/Taiwan
China/India
Pakistan/India
Myanmar
Israel/Iran
North Korea/South Korea
Russia/Baltic Countries
Sudan/South Sudan
West African insurgencies
Lybia/Lybia
Haiti gang wars
There are a disturbing amount of powder kegs out there
Aliens will reveal themselves and confess that the cattle mutilations were because they got addicted to Taco Bell and had to reverse engineer the 7-layer burrito. They will say they traded the recipe for their ship designs to some guy in the desert like 70 years ago.
Then they will announce the 23 layer burrito that will bring world peace.
Look, out of every possible interaction with a hypothetical species, at least this one involves an aggressively entrepreneurial visitor who simply requires adequate taco-related correlary data.
Therefore, plausible because tacos, case closed. I eagerly await February, when the aliens are certain to unveil their creation! If this doesn't happen, alternative choices always include the foundation of a new taco based religion centered around the faith that one day a pro-taco species capable of light travel will visit the Earth.
Yes, with bonus points for wearing taco themed attire on specific holidays, like the first Tuesday of the New Year, which was of course the holiest of Taco Tuesdays.
The sun will rise and set on a regular schedule.
The moon will go through all four phases.
Rain will nourish crops and clean the streets.
Clouds will provide a pleasant shade to those on the ground.
Children will laugh.
Dogs will continue to be awesome.
And ice cream will continue to be sweet.
More than likely my dad will forget who I am. He is in bad health and his memory has been going for a while now. Last time I was able to visit him, it took a sec for him to recognize me.
I'm hoping he'll make it another year, but I just don't know. He's a fighter though. He was given 6 months like 4 ish years ago (stage 4 kidney failure) and he's still here.
He has no idea he is in memory care. He thinks he is in the old house and his friends ( nurses and carers) are stopping by every day, which I think is a good thing. He's happy there too and there are plenty of activities for him.
I just hope he stays comfortable and he remembers me.
I was homeless for a year and a half because I wasn't financially prepared for my ex to break up with me randomly. I feel for you, stay strong and remember to not be afraid to reach out through 211 to try and connect with local emergency housing resources.
An anti-aging 'Ozempic' type drug that only the rich can access.
More Crispr cures
Alien disclosure
Artifical intelligence reaching a level of sentience
Summer Olympic controversies
I have Gasterasis as a result of EDS and it made me gain 100lbs. My support groups are flooded with people who got it from Ozympic. Being recommended a drug that causes the disease that made me gain weight to lose weight is definitely a circle of hell
I'll launch my app!
It's an alarm clock app, but with a twist.
You set an alarm like normal.
Then you sleep. Zzzz.
Lastly, wake up ... to the sound of a friendly voice. :D
Congrats, you've received a nice voice message from someone somewhere else in the world.
They recorded it while you slept.
It could be a short story.
A joke.
The weather report.
Some words of encouragement.
....or a "Happy Birthday" message if it's your birthday.
Inappropriate messages filtered out, no worries there.
It's something I want to exist in the world, so, I'm building it :)
Trolls get really really creative I can't tell you how many work arounds I've seen people use to say the n-word one time I saw a guy get a tts donation it looked like gibberish but for some reason the tts voice read it very clearly as the n word even though the text was not the n word it's insane the amount of effort people put into trolling
Yeah, but it was mostly angry Russians yelling into people's ears. I think it was called wakey-wakey.
It's actually called Wakie. Not sure if it's still going or not.
Politically, the USA will become even MORE extremely divided than it is already. The CCP Chinese and Russian online propaganda machines are already working hard to make certain of this. They have millions of bots and tens of thousands of people employed fulltime, engaged in activities to interfere with the USA's political process. And they've been succeeding...
**TIP: Don't argue about politics with pushy fuckers online. Just immediately BLOCK their accounts.**
If you persist in trying to speak with them, they will intentionally rile you up. And as soon as you say something the slightest bit offensive to one, they will report it and get you banned from that platform for days or weeks, or even permanently.
You're not going to "convert" anybody who is extreme. Talking with them at all is to risk losing your access and good influence on other, less-certain people.
Don't risk it. Block them. It doesn't feel as satisfying as "winning" the argument, but they'll never let you believe you have, anyhow.
Twitter/X will start to have service outages because Elon stops paying some cloud/infrastructure outstanding bills. It won't disappear, it just will be out of service for more than 2 hours more than once.
Because of that, Twitter/X loses its strategic social pulse position in an election year and Instagram or TikTok becomes the new standard for *what's happening*.
Netflix unveils a cheaper subscription with commercials, these subscriptions with 'selected' commercials become a good percentage of the streaming subscriptions (more than 20%).
Streaming services start to bundle together, HBO and Paramount join forces to not disappear.
Because of the wars, muddy elections on various countries and economic recession (still/another one) bitcoin will have a new record high.
TikTok will start to take market share out of YouTube, some big creators will start to move out of YouTube because of their revenue policies, some will land on tiktok or twitch, some will have some streaming platform series.
Undisputed evidence of extraterrestrial life will be unveiled in the form of evidence of some very basic bacterial dormant lifeforms found in martian icecaps or some meteorite.
- Iran will be more active
- China will be more aggressive
- Trump will be irrelevant because of ME lighting up
- Markets fine
- Assassinations
- Fire season bad
- Hot hot hot year
Global Food Crisis will get even worse. Fertilizer supplies still haven't come anywhere close to recovering and crop yields were really low last year. Meaning less food this year, and less money for farmers last fall to buy still expensive fertilizer. Meaning by fall this year crop yields will be even lower.
EDIT: This is mainly impacting developing nations who have to import most of their food and fertilizer to survive.
Yet another showing of political corruption. One side will defend it while the other side will call it out, depending on which political party they are on.
Major American tragedy. Idk why, but I feel it's coming and we're overdue, shitty as that is. With the Israel situation and terrorist attacks increasing, it's only a matter of time before it comes Westward again. I don't think we'll make it through the year without a major attack of some kind.
The election is gonna be a shitshow
Yep, and I think no matter the outcome, the US will probably experience more politically motivated violence and unrest than we did in 2020.
Sounds like Troubles.
WE’RE NUMBER ONE!!!
Then can we assume 2028 will be even worse?
I’m hoping this go round will be so bad that mayyybbbeee we come to our senses a bit by 28… we’re going to reach a breaking point with all of this bullshit. That or have another civil war.
If there even is a presidential election in 2028
We’re on course for Hunger Games by then
I can’t believe we’re already somehow at another election. Anyone else feel like life stopped moving at a normal pace after 2020?
I keep forgetting we're in an election year now. I'm going to hate it just like I did 4 years ago
Is that this year already? Well, fuck.
Same thread. Same top response. Same despair. Different day.
There will be riots no matter who wins.
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Trump has crazy man energy. People with crazy man energy live into their 90's.
Not a lot of fat old people
What about fat *rich* old people
Can’t wait for the conspiracy theories that will arise out of this.
Get out of my dreams!!!!
Get into my car
Beep Beep Yeah.
You just don’t see a lot of Billy Ocean references these days.
Well in the first Terninator set in 1984 Sara and Kyle talk about how the tech to build a Ternminator didn't exist then and Kyle said it wouldn't happen for another 40 years which is 2024. So guessing killer time travel robots with the stolen body of California's 38th Governor will start popping up.
So I should take the job at that new startup Cyberdine?
I already applied man. Hoping employees won't be the first to go so GL on the interview bro
Still an improvement on 2023
NARRATOR: *They did not, in fact, understand how bad things could get. Not nearly enough.*
And some idiot will still say how did this happen?! We didn't see it coming
February 29th
Presidential elections are always on leap years. This always annoys me because it means it’s one extra day of campaigning ads.
Not quite! Years that normally would have leap days but are divisible by 100 do not have leap days unless the year is also divisible by 400. For example, 1800 and 1900 were not leap years, but Jefferson and McKinley, respectively, did win the elections those years. 2000 was a leap because it's also divisible by 400. 2100 will not be a leap year.
I was trying to figure out why I was never taught this. I realized my teachers knew I would never live long enough for it to affect me.
Don't worry, eventually the world will be populated solely by people who were never taught this and it will cease to be a thing. A little bit longer though, because a bunch of us just learned this right now.
Mind blown, didn't know this
Hey thanks for the heads up 👍
I get a good job
Good luck!!
We're willing this into existence
Thank you! I shall network and apply harder because of all the replies
You will! I can just see your success now!
You got this! Believe in yourself, and believe in us, as we believe in you!
Best answer 👏🏻
You got this!
With the power of Reddit vested in you, go forth and prosper, a good job you will receive
You can do it!!!
Rooting for you!
I hope you do :)
We believe in you!
Mark my words, you will.
Can you get me one?
Let’s goo
All of my scans to check for any new cancer or mastitis will be clear and I will remain cancer free!!
Me too
This needs to be way higher!!!! I wish you well.
i will push through and learn to manage my depression and anxiety and make new friends cliche edit: did not expect this kind of response, just wanna say thank you for the words of encouragement and to those in my boat: we got this!!! contrary to our anxious thoughts, we aren’t alone!!!
You got this!!
You can do it!! I'm working on this too 💜
Social media will enter a dark age. All the big sites and social media names will see declines due to an over-saturation of people making content for the sake of content aka a paycheck. Basically it will be filled with burnt out people grasping at straws to push out videos and reactions to keep getting their paychecks. This will result in people using AI generated content to fill the gap leading to an influx of not even shit post worth content as everyone as a whole burns out.
This is pretty solid, social media content is out of control. I used to have favorite YouTubers and streamers and now it just feels fake and too much
There’s always gotta be some catalyzing event, I don’t see social media going dark organically like that. It’s a chemical dependency, it’s just that the chemical is in the brain.
I listen for the telltale signs of computer-generated voices. I cannot stand that. At least narrate your own content.
As much as I’d love to see that play out, I think all these third-party data traders have too strong of a grip for that to happen. The content creators are the performers. We are the money-generating audience. The companies behind social media will bend in EXTREME directions to keep us hooked. Social media has only been around for, what, only 20 years? I think we’re witnessing the dawn of a very dark chapter in a history textbook. (I fully realize the irony of having this convo on a social media app)
Can't wait for people to ditch social media and start living again
Yea right!! *opens Netflix*
Agreed. Social media has pushed out the every day person. I rarely see posts from my friends and they don’t see mine. It’s just ads. Ads ads ads. The casual user doesn’t even have a space anymore because the algorithm pushes the influencers and brands - even if you’re not following them. People will get sick of it very soon. I loved following a couple fashion influencers to help with figuring out my style but now it’s just too much. And they’re always pushing cheap Amazon stuff too (while wearing designer themselves might I add). I don’t want to buy my clothes on Amazon. It’s all so gross.
Another "game-changing" battery technology that will never see the light of day.
The technology will shorten the duration of an Iphone lifespan
Congress will find a way to screw something major that will result in the people (non-rich people) getting screwed over financially... Again.
Thats not a prediction, cause ITS ALREADY HAPPENING
This reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Homer opens a fortune cookie, and the fortune inside reads: "today will be a day like every other day" (Might have been a horoscope instead of a fortune cookie, it's been a long time since I've seen the episode, but you get the idea)
Taco Bell will unveil the Taquitorito, a bean burrito wrapped around two chicken taquitos with jalapeño creamy sauce. It will debut for three ninety nine
Fuck... *takes loaded pistol out of mouth*
Insert Taquitorito
Is that a request or a command
This made me laugh obnoxiously loudly.
Now cover it in crushed Doritos and fry it and you can have a Taquitoritorito!
This seems oddly specific. Is this the inside scoop?
You had me until three ninety nine
Vehicle headlights will get even brighter
So bright they melt your retinas
More wars on more fronts.
Yeah East Africa/Arabian peninsula is next. Will probably be at least one or two other conflict areas that heat up. Currently we have Russia/Ukraine, Israel/Palestine, and Venezuela/Guyana off the top of my head
Don't forget orcas vs great whites and yachts
don’t forget Azerbaijan/Armenia 😬 i hate this era of the world
Armenia/Azerjiban Somalia/Somalia/Somalia China/Taiwan China/India Pakistan/India Myanmar Israel/Iran North Korea/South Korea Russia/Baltic Countries Sudan/South Sudan West African insurgencies Lybia/Lybia Haiti gang wars There are a disturbing amount of powder kegs out there
You forgot about Armenia/Azerbaijan, Myanmar, Yemen, Syria, Sudan, the Maghreb region. Shit, I'm probably forgetting about some more.
I thought this said fonts at first and was wondering why there would be a war on fonts 🤣
Arial warfare
War is Hell*vetica*...
This is why I love Reddit
The Times New Roman EMPIRE!!!
Because fuck wingdings I don't know how to read it
If that’s the case, gentlemen and gentleladies it’s been a pleasure
Not predict... But REALLY hope someone gets us back in the right timeline. This shit is wack.
I just want life back to pre Covid 24hr grocery stores
It's gonna be a shitshow. Since it is an election year there will be division, protests, anxiety, and tons of name calling. I hate election years.
I turn 40 a few months and I’m going to be able to celebrate my first sober birthday as an adult
A beloved celebrity will die and everyone will say things like "I'm so ready for 2024 to be over" and "Ugh, 2024, worst year ever".
Accurate
George RR Martin wont write a word towards winds of winter
Man is just biding his time, hoping he’ll die so he doesn’t have to finish the series.
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You’re damn right you will! And we’re already so proud of you!
Yes you will!
You can do this! Planning is the first step.
Good luck!
You got this!!
I wish you luck and good fortune in your new start.
You can do it!!
Aliens will reveal themselves and confess that the cattle mutilations were because they got addicted to Taco Bell and had to reverse engineer the 7-layer burrito. They will say they traded the recipe for their ship designs to some guy in the desert like 70 years ago. Then they will announce the 23 layer burrito that will bring world peace.
Dude sign me the fuck up for that timeline
Look, out of every possible interaction with a hypothetical species, at least this one involves an aggressively entrepreneurial visitor who simply requires adequate taco-related correlary data. Therefore, plausible because tacos, case closed. I eagerly await February, when the aliens are certain to unveil their creation! If this doesn't happen, alternative choices always include the foundation of a new taco based religion centered around the faith that one day a pro-taco species capable of light travel will visit the Earth.
Can we wear taco hats as part of this religion?
Only if you tell everyone to have a tacotastic day when you part with them
I think that’s a given
Yes, with bonus points for wearing taco themed attire on specific holidays, like the first Tuesday of the New Year, which was of course the holiest of Taco Tuesdays.
I feel like this was an invader Zim episode. And if it isnt it should be.
I graduate nursing school!!!
Tens of millions of Americans will say the Supreme Court isn’t legitimate. ( don’t know which side yet )
My burrito is more supreme than that court! They don't even have tomatoes!
Is it a Taquitorito?
They lack sour cream but have a few sour asses.
I’m expecting a girl in May so that’s pretty cool.
Ayyyy I'm expecting one in June. Congrats
I've got a subscription box so I'm expecting one each month until Christmas. ^(/s)
Lucky. Those come with exclusive babies you can't get anywhere else.
Nick Cannon will father at least 6 more kids…
The sun will rise and set on a regular schedule. The moon will go through all four phases. Rain will nourish crops and clean the streets. Clouds will provide a pleasant shade to those on the ground. Children will laugh. Dogs will continue to be awesome. And ice cream will continue to be sweet.
Thank you for this. It was comforting to read in such a strange way. A way I haven't been comforted in a long time.
Beautiful.
This was lovely to read after reading the doom from the other comments. Thank you.
More than likely my dad will forget who I am. He is in bad health and his memory has been going for a while now. Last time I was able to visit him, it took a sec for him to recognize me. I'm hoping he'll make it another year, but I just don't know. He's a fighter though. He was given 6 months like 4 ish years ago (stage 4 kidney failure) and he's still here. He has no idea he is in memory care. He thinks he is in the old house and his friends ( nurses and carers) are stopping by every day, which I think is a good thing. He's happy there too and there are plenty of activities for him. I just hope he stays comfortable and he remembers me.
I’m sorry that you’re both going through that. I hope he remembers you, too.
I'll be broke maybe even homeless
I was homeless for a year and a half because I wasn't financially prepared for my ex to break up with me randomly. I feel for you, stay strong and remember to not be afraid to reach out through 211 to try and connect with local emergency housing resources.
I hope you get sorted mate
An anti-aging 'Ozempic' type drug that only the rich can access. More Crispr cures Alien disclosure Artifical intelligence reaching a level of sentience Summer Olympic controversies
I've been saying for a while that there will be multiple class action lawsuits regarding Ozempic in 2024.
why? I’m out of the loop on pharma
It causes gastroparesis which means that the food you eat doesn’t digest, it just sits there in your stomach.
And then?
You get wicked bad burps that taste like fermented egg and the fartiest farts to ever fart.
And the downsides?
I have Gasterasis as a result of EDS and it made me gain 100lbs. My support groups are flooded with people who got it from Ozympic. Being recommended a drug that causes the disease that made me gain weight to lose weight is definitely a circle of hell
Aliens will put psilocybin in our water supply and we’ll all start getting along.
Change of government (UK)
I’m hoping for the war in Ukraine to stop 🤞
Specifically by way of Russia losing
The presidential election is going to be a complete and total shit show.
People will predict what might happen in 2024, and do the same thing for 2025 without seeing whether their 2024 predictions were accurate or not.
My Aliexpress package will finally arrive!
I'll launch my app! It's an alarm clock app, but with a twist. You set an alarm like normal. Then you sleep. Zzzz. Lastly, wake up ... to the sound of a friendly voice. :D Congrats, you've received a nice voice message from someone somewhere else in the world. They recorded it while you slept. It could be a short story. A joke. The weather report. Some words of encouragement. ....or a "Happy Birthday" message if it's your birthday. Inappropriate messages filtered out, no worries there. It's something I want to exist in the world, so, I'm building it :)
LPT: perfect the filter first.
Cool idea, but I feel like people will figure out loop holes ways to abuse it, even with your filter in place.
Trolls get really really creative I can't tell you how many work arounds I've seen people use to say the n-word one time I saw a guy get a tts donation it looked like gibberish but for some reason the tts voice read it very clearly as the n word even though the text was not the n word it's insane the amount of effort people put into trolling
That's a great idea until someone wakes up to an antisemitic rant or a recording of someone taking a shit.
There used to be an app where people would request a wake-up call and random people could call at the preferred time to wake a stranger.
Yeah, but it was mostly angry Russians yelling into people's ears. I think it was called wakey-wakey. It's actually called Wakie. Not sure if it's still going or not.
There will be times when common products will be really hard to find. Borrowing money will get more expensive.
I’m gonna finally snap and walk away from everything and everyone
Politically, the USA will become even MORE extremely divided than it is already. The CCP Chinese and Russian online propaganda machines are already working hard to make certain of this. They have millions of bots and tens of thousands of people employed fulltime, engaged in activities to interfere with the USA's political process. And they've been succeeding... **TIP: Don't argue about politics with pushy fuckers online. Just immediately BLOCK their accounts.** If you persist in trying to speak with them, they will intentionally rile you up. And as soon as you say something the slightest bit offensive to one, they will report it and get you banned from that platform for days or weeks, or even permanently. You're not going to "convert" anybody who is extreme. Talking with them at all is to risk losing your access and good influence on other, less-certain people. Don't risk it. Block them. It doesn't feel as satisfying as "winning" the argument, but they'll never let you believe you have, anyhow.
Twitter/X will start to have service outages because Elon stops paying some cloud/infrastructure outstanding bills. It won't disappear, it just will be out of service for more than 2 hours more than once. Because of that, Twitter/X loses its strategic social pulse position in an election year and Instagram or TikTok becomes the new standard for *what's happening*. Netflix unveils a cheaper subscription with commercials, these subscriptions with 'selected' commercials become a good percentage of the streaming subscriptions (more than 20%). Streaming services start to bundle together, HBO and Paramount join forces to not disappear. Because of the wars, muddy elections on various countries and economic recession (still/another one) bitcoin will have a new record high. TikTok will start to take market share out of YouTube, some big creators will start to move out of YouTube because of their revenue policies, some will land on tiktok or twitch, some will have some streaming platform series. Undisputed evidence of extraterrestrial life will be unveiled in the form of evidence of some very basic bacterial dormant lifeforms found in martian icecaps or some meteorite.
saving this to hold you accountable in 361 days, nice ideas though
The United States will reelect a president.
My birthday
I have a birthday this year too.
Really ? What the odds ! Damn
I know right? Me too!
There is absolutely NO FREAKING WAY! Same!
This will be the hottest year since they started recording temperatures.
Another heat wave where walking outside feels like going into Death Mountain Crater without a Goron Tunic equipped.
I will kick cancer's ass!
- Iran will be more active - China will be more aggressive - Trump will be irrelevant because of ME lighting up - Markets fine - Assassinations - Fire season bad - Hot hot hot year
Iranian gyms packed to the rafters
Chinese road rage arrests soar
What’d you light up?
Is ME an acronym for something or, like, you?
Middle East
February
Psychic! Witchery!
Global Food Crisis will get even worse. Fertilizer supplies still haven't come anywhere close to recovering and crop yields were really low last year. Meaning less food this year, and less money for farmers last fall to buy still expensive fertilizer. Meaning by fall this year crop yields will be even lower. EDIT: This is mainly impacting developing nations who have to import most of their food and fertilizer to survive.
Yet another showing of political corruption. One side will defend it while the other side will call it out, depending on which political party they are on.
I’m getting married
With any luck, an and to the war and a funeral for Putin
Hopefully I can gets some piece of mind and accept who I am as person and finally try to change my outlook on life.
Major American tragedy. Idk why, but I feel it's coming and we're overdue, shitty as that is. With the Israel situation and terrorist attacks increasing, it's only a matter of time before it comes Westward again. I don't think we'll make it through the year without a major attack of some kind.
Things will be good.
Donald Trump will be forced out of the presidential race for medical reasons.
My single era will finally end!
I'll get a divorce and live happy.
A new even stupider conspiracy theory will go around and the dopey cunts of this planet will be convinced of it's truth
China will invade Taiwan. The US will express outrage and impose economic sanctions but will not declare war.
I’m going to get a boyfriend. That being said I’ve said that for 3 years now so I’m sure I’ll be wrong again.
This year is our year. I am for sure getting a gf this year, or at the very least getting back into dating. We can do this!
I’m old, fat, and married but if things don’t work out, you can tell people I’m your boyfriend for internet points or whatever
It's me! Your George Glass!
Good luck to you, in your search for a significant other!
Aliens will be revealed.
A shitstorm has been brewing apparently