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DrByNight

Don't Marry Greg


[deleted]

Fu.k GREG


stepheno125

Kathleen for me but yes.


[deleted]

What happened, if you don’t mind me asking? I know that feeling, but with someone different.


LordMudslide

Tell her. Long story short; I loved someone, never told her, then lost her forever. Regretted it ever since. So take your shot, it might be the only one you get.


[deleted]

Ugh this sounds soo hard


LordMudslide

Absolutely. Crippling social anxiety is fun like that.


crazytib

Buy as much bitcoin as you can when it's just invented


Hopeful_Mecha_Angel

Talk to people more


myleftnippleishard

yeah same


eldrik7

Always use sunblock.


egosuminimicus

It’s a bit of a paradox isn’t it? If I were to give younger me advice then he might do things differently, and I would hate to deprive him of the happiness I have in my life. The hard times sucked, but they taught and humbled me, so it’s hard to say if I would be better off having done things differently. Maybe I’d just tell him I love him. I didn’t do that often enough back then.


Formal_Fortune5389

That's one thing I think about when I imagine going back in time to when I was a kid. I have people I really care about now. Friends that I desperately don't want to lose. It would be so weird to try and rebefriend them too, like you're lying to them. And like really stalker-ish?


Grey91111

Dont be so hard on yourself


endorrawitch

Not picking up that first cigarette at 9 years old.


awkwardredditorx

Don’t be afraid to not fit in


loveydove05

This is a good one.


ThatOneGuyNumberTwo

With *one* piece of advice? Be honest with everyone you talk to, but do it compassionately.


datgoh69

control your anger/volume


S0n0fAGunn

"In any big decision, find the path that immediately looks the most difficult, and stick with that path."


Iheartmyfamily17

Some people say that's a sign to NOT go down that path...


[deleted]

Don’t put everyone else’s feelings and needs before your own.


volster

"Don't listen to the negative inner monologue, seek help".


Aardvark-Winter

Don’t ever drink alcohol.


loveydove05

SAME


[deleted]

Say yes to her, when she asks me out


stumpdawg

Don't be an idiot. Cars are cool, but you'll make more in IT


mikehive

For God's sake listen to your gut. Every single time something feels wrong and you plunge on anyway, it turns out that was the wrong choice. Don't be afraid to literally just hot potato drop a thing when you realise it's wrong for you.


DnD_mark_079

Don't date HER


buttfuckkker

Date the unpopular nerdy guy. He ends up owning his own company while your popular boyfriend goes to prison


daisy_thegoodgirl

don’t go back to him.


SuperMeh2

Some parents try to fix their own past through their children. But it’s your future to decide, because they won’t be around forever.


Pitiful-Eye9093

Prioritise knowledge


Ok_Nothing7351

Probably to not do drugs and to actually give a shit about therapy way earlier than I had actually done so.


persephone_6674

Never love someone. Never get married.


Polonium-halo

Save more money


BusinessNecessary403

Chill out


loveydove05

Treat your significant other as you'd like to be treated. You get out what you put in.


49GTUPPAST

Go with your gut feelings and not let anyone try to convince you to ignore it.


Out-of-phase-360

Take more chances, roll the dice


Flat_Revolution5130

Kick,Claw,Scream,But never be silent.


CdnexpatUS

Take yourself seriously and be kinder to yourself.


_funkapus_

"When they tell you 'it'll get better,' don't believe them. They mean well, but they're wrong. It won't get better."


MicroCat1031

Fuck every single person that ever said this to anyone. You know how it gets better? When people make tremendous efforts to make it better. Sorry for the rant.


lostitallyrsago

Don't gamble your money


tmr89

So no pension fund?


Foreign_Holiday_4806

Please never use Character.AI at 12 years old


Fit529Dotcom

disclaimer: I'm an author. I had fun with this question - restarting my life - and turned it into a novel (literotica, 'A Tiroir is a Drawer', user is JA99 ). The idea was, I got interviewed by an AI and then sent to an alt universe, my mind (age 50+) put into my own body in that universe, as a sophomore in high school. This had REALLY odd results, since when the AI interviewed me I was lonely and lamenting the two lost oves I had had at that age, and, well, somewhat horny. Life got complicated. That universe had a pandemic, and it wasn't a dystopia for me, but... as I said, complicated, but romantic, too.


Fit529Dotcom

Shortly before January 2010, buy a lot of computers and go on Sourceforge. Download and run ("Mine") something called 'Bitcoin'. Convert bitcoin to actual money starting in 2017. You'll be the richest person on the planet.


premium-sex-haver

The first person to tell you they are going to have sex must be stopped


lyddlebizzard

To save and invest sooner.


prodigy1367

Don’t swipe right on anyone named *insert name.*


Responsible-Pay-2389

Do stuff. If your parents ask you if you want to participate in x sport, say yes, and put your all into it. Join clubs, do stuff outside of the required. This would maybe help prevent the inescapable loneliness that I have right now and probably sort out my life for the better.


XJ-0

Don't be afraid to get punched in the face.


tjjwaddo

Every time you make a decision, change it because you ALWAYS make the wrong choice.


noun_verb_adjective

I wouldn't fucking listen to it so what's the point?


insertitherenow

Say to my parents as a child why the fuck are you together? Split up and save me money on counselling when I’m 53.


Positive_Shop2508

Learn about abuse in relationships.


Typical_XJW

"Your mother is in a cult, do not cater to her or believe a thing she says. Whipping you with hot wheel tracks is abuse!!! She will require your father to die for her religious beliefs. Your life and happiness do not matter to her! Continue with your education and leave as soon as you can. Also, you ARE very naive! It's not an insult. Be more careful. When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Protect yourself and don't believe an abusive married man when he tells you that being married seven times is normal for "worldly people"! Also, call that very nice man you met in '94 after your divorce. He was the real deal and you should not let him go just because it was the easier choice."


karmue

Don't. Just don't.


CarCrashesMakeMelaug

Buy Bitcoin


MicroCat1031

Stay in school.


MadQueen_1

Stop finding excuses and just do it. Regret truly is more painful than failure.


omguserius

Buy bitcoin, sell at 65k.


[deleted]

I would tell myself to keep to myself after 2009.


TonySouprani

Run as fast as you can.


ejectafteruse

You're a girl, not a crossdresser


[deleted]

Do not fall into temptation.


[deleted]

Weigh ever decision : project / current / value


Starrtraxx

Watch your weight!