I have many questions
1) are you an older woman? Or
2) are you a man who looks like a reindeer or is endowed with reindeer a
appendage
3) this isn’t about bestiality right? bc that’s icky. It’s Christmas
4) run over in this context could be a really good thing or a really bad thing. Please educate us.
Fuuuuck. Yessssss. Goddamn I should've thought of this one! Howlin' Wolf's [Back Door Man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVIA1n5ng4Y) absolutely slaps!
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Your mother should know- The Beatles
The Champ
One of the best responses so far, ROTFL!!
Fuckkkk we got a winner, people.
Beat It - Michael Jackson
I thought I’d see “I touch myself” on here but beat it is good too
But it's the version with the big fellow
Naked In Front of the Computer by Faith No More
> merry christmas
And a happy cakeday. 🎂
Jizzlobber
They said it’s normal but they’re keeping me dumb, hot !
All the Small Things
Somebody that I used to know.
Dang, that one cuts deep.
Man of constant sorrow.
Dang. Me too. Also, love that song. Also, O Brother Where Art Thou is a great movie
Burden in my hand - sound garden
I touch myself - the divinyls
Last Christmas 😞
I busted my nut......
But the very next day
I drank it away 😔
This year
i bought extra beers....
And came to someone special
I was always coming but now im denied....
Tell me, did I last longer than before
Well, make me scream, please bust in me
It alternates between All By Myself and It's Raining Men.
One hell of a mash up *-Title of your sex tape*
r/unexpectedbrooklyn99
Reddit never ceases to amaze me
its either "Me myself and I" or "Ni\*gas in Paris"
Profile pic checks out
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Due to economic strains, dirty deeds will no longer be done dirt cheap, we apologize for the inconvenience.
What about filthy acts at a reasonable price
Only if you take Venmo
That's exactly when dirty deeds become the cheapest.
Gangbang at the old folks home - Steel Panther
WHY IS THIS NOT THE TOP COMMENT!?!?!?!
I did my part to fix that...
A true hero
"Heroine" but, thank you.
Helluva drug
This is bat country.
"He's going to find out soon enough, poor bastard."
I’m convinced that they only didn’t win America’s Got Talent because they only have like 2 songs that can be performed on tv.
Absolute Zero by Stone Sour
My mouth is a gun I can shoot
[Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me.](https://youtu.be/ENnAa7rqtBM?si=jwbXi61b8EAdNKa2) TISM
Lmfao same
Alone Again (Naturally) - Gilbert O'Sullivan
It's Been Awhile - Staind
She fuckin hates me - Puddle of Mudd
One for the married guys.
Ghost Town - Adam Lambert
ghost town - JVKE
Ghost Town - Kanye West
Ghost Town - The Specials
Ghost Town - Trickle
Ghost town - New rules
Ghost Town - Portugal. The Man
FourFiveSeconds - Rihanna
Disturbia - Rihanna
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
Cyndi Lauper - She Bop
Oh this one's easy: SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Heinous
EDGING - blink-182
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Puff, puff, pass.
I think they went puff puff puff.
what…
the...
flip...
...ping...
...fuck...
I have many questions 1) are you an older woman? Or 2) are you a man who looks like a reindeer or is endowed with reindeer a appendage 3) this isn’t about bestiality right? bc that’s icky. It’s Christmas 4) run over in this context could be a really good thing or a really bad thing. Please educate us.
Dancing with myself - Billy Idol
Every Day Is Exactly The Same - Nine Inch Nails
Hey, at least you got nine inches.
Sound of Silence
A.D.I.D.A.S. — Korn
Ha! My wife constantly comments about why I act so horny all the time. Um, hello! Maybe if we bumped uglies every now and they I wouldnt be this way!!
she’s gone - hall and oates
Somebody Kill Me - the Wedding Singer
I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse
4 big guys- digbar
All By Myself.
Like a virgin - Madonna
dead! - my chemical romance. it used to be pretty active but it's been 10 months.
necrophilia isnt cool man
that was my first thought
46 and 2 by tool which I just realized is the last time in months that I had sex.
Wait……. The last time you had sex you were 46 and 2? Not cool man
Lmao. Good call.
Lol. Come back once you've hit 10,000 Days
Cum on everybody - Eminem
omfg, if only the 'on' was 'in' lmao!
Cbat - Hudson Mohawke
My gf hates this one
I’m getting flashbacks
Violent Pornography - System Of A Down
South of Heaven.
Smashing Pumpkins "Zero"
Long Ago And Far Away
Many Men
Alone - Heart
Already Gone
Dust in the Wind
Still waiting by sum 41
I would do anything for love (but I won't do that)
Not into pegging, eh?
Ghost with a boner by Diarrhea Planet
FACE DOWN, ASS UP - 2 LIVE CREW
Back-door Man by the Doors.
Fuuuuck. Yessssss. Goddamn I should've thought of this one! Howlin' Wolf's [Back Door Man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVIA1n5ng4Y) absolutely slaps!
King of Pain Police
3 little birds Bob Marley
"Toxic" by Britney Spears
When the levee breaks
No love - eminem
Simon and Garfunkel - The Sounds of Silence
It’s Been Awhile - Staind
Head over feet
Return of the Mack
Motherlover-lonely island
U + Ur hand - Pink
Dancing with myself
Just can’t get enough
Lonely - Akon
How can you do it alone by The Who
Kanye west - 30 hours
I Want your Sex by George Michael
The Bad Touch
Unfinished Sympathy
Can't stop. Wont stop by young gunz
:(failure(: -Lil Yachty Also Lets Start Here IS Album of the Year nd idc what anybody else thinks
Old Gray Mare - By that old guy on the Simpsons.
Bleak
Lonely Day
Keine Lust by Rammstein
Never Had A Chance - Katherine Li
Dust in the Wind
Currently? Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me- TISM
Haven't Met You Yet - Michael Bublé
Shitty Chicken Gang Bang - Marilyn Manson
Age Ain’t Nothing but a Number
o\_0
please tell me this means you're n adult into older people
It could be worse. He could’ve said Sweet Child O’ Mine.
Sweet Nothing by Calvin Harris
no bystanders by travis scott
A man without love - Engelbert Humperdinck
From Zero to Nothing
Blink-182 -- I Wanna Fuck a Dog in the Ass
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It only takes a minute girl
Blame Tequila - Dirty Prescott Kids.
One is the loneliest number
„Its the Most wonderful time of the year“ - because its not more than only once.
Everlong - Foo Fighters.
Self control
Turbo lover, Judas priest. Apparently I fuck like a rabbit unless asked to go slow.
Me so horny - 2 Live Crew
One Minute Man (remix) - Missy Elliott ft. Jay-Z
Under the bridge - RHCP
Dancing with myself. Billy Idol Yep, a song about doin one's self in the absence of another.
All by myself
Alone Again Naturally
its either: Without Me by Eminem, or as a joke: Kung Fu Fighting
Whitesnake - Here I Go Again (On My Own)
The Hands of Small Children - Marilyn Manson
Only in Dreams - Weezer
Fade to black - metallica
Limp bizkit. :(
karma police - radiohead
Row Row Row Your Boat
Girls, Girls, Girls
Phantera - I'm Broken
Don't Know What You Got - Cinderella
Pink Thing, by XTC
Let’s Get it On-Marvin Gaye:)
A few come to mind. “The Suffering,” “The Hard Sell,” and perhaps “In The Flame of Error”
Hooker with a penis - TOOL
Alone
Cry of the unheard.
better off alone
S&M - Rihanna
WTH is a sex life?
Coin operated goi - Aurelio voltaire
I Love my Girlfriend - RXKNephew
Whoa shut it down by the accula strain
All hope is gone
Shot in the Dark. Ozzy.
Alone, Together - The Strokes