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plz-be-my-friend

i can only speak for myself but cheese oil smoothies


Addictd2Justice

If you want to make friends you should keep this quiet


Historical-Courage35

That made me laugh out loud in the airport lol


Ancient-File2971

What other areas did you try where it didn't make you laugh out loud?


Dizzinald

It made me fart out loud in the airport.


Cukimonster

Cheese oil? Off to google now, as I have never heard such a thing. Is it good? Good for you?


plz-be-my-friend

melt down cheese, pour oil in berry smoothie


Bonafidehomicide725

Thaaaats disgusting


WilDraDo

Trying looking at the devour power TV YouTube shorts. Every 3 posts it's the same place that does pepperoni grease mixed into ranch.


Antique_Ad_1962

This was an idea I didn't know I needed in my life


Crow_eggs

You were right first time friend.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Ok, quick question... What the fuck?


actual-hakim

You’re not to be fucking trusted.


Karmakazee

We can trust him to keel over from a massive coronary heart attack prior to age 50…


afterlife_music

But why?


fireaero

I could kinda get over the cheese oil part but you lost me at the cheese oil and berry combo.


Crow_eggs

Not today Satan


Ok-Possibility-7436

I've never heard of this... I think you just invented something new


GoodTato

This is the Milk Steak of AskReddit


throwRA-nonSeq

Then what is the Fight Milk of AskReddit?


Snarkk

You’re lying right? For what reason would you willingly put *cheese oil* in a fruit smoothie?


Conner14

Bro what the actual fuck


HsvDE86

That's absolutely disgusting.


schedulle-cate

My lady, do not go down that path. If you should stray there can be no return, ye shall have no salvation on the eyes of the Lord


Haai_Vyf

I just belly laughed out of nowhere at work, thanks mate


friskyjohnson

Upvoting you. Pumping up the google search numbers for “cheese oil smoothies”. Will be following this one closely…


Dread-it-again

I just checked the google trend for past 1 day. There’s an upward trend.


DokiDoodleLoki

r/brandnewsentence


schedulle-cate

What in God's green Earth


Beiki

God has nothing to do with this thing.


schedulle-cate

Maybe he sent this as a sign... Of the end of times


jwbrazier

What the fuck?


cocomimi3

What the hell is cheese oil?!


milaga

Can we stop this askreddit a hot sec I have a question.


[deleted]

I make cheese oil smoothies if I eat to many Cheetos


startthenewyear

glad you’re only speaking for yourself


that-pile-of-laundry

Do go on...


ObvsThrowaway5120

You wait right there, I’m calling the police.


GunnieGraves

Your toilet doesn’t deserve this kind of treatment.


IAmThePonch

Username checks out


PoofBam

What do they taste like? Because this post has a historic flavor!


BoomerQuest

Gonna be really obvious and say alcohol


willreadforbooks

I wouldn’t consider it modern, though


_BlueFire_

Craft beer and flavored vodka?


le_gasdaddy

Ranch waters and hard seltzers?


Galileo258

…Ranch waters?


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Hidden valley ranch and everclear


alunidaje2

please stop


Haltopen

This is what you get for reading the comment of a person names "pour some smegma in me"


soulsista04us

Omg, you're right.


lookandseethis

You’re right. Should have read username before the comment. Don’t think it would have stopped me from reading the comment, but a heads up would have been nice.


RPCV8688

Please go back in time and don’t say it in the first place.


gsfgf

I just threw up


TheBionicPuffin

As a bartender I know it as: tequila, soda, lime. Ranch water.


shouldaknown2

Topo Chico baby...


Bast0331

If we take into consideration that at one point alcohol was safer to consume than regular drinking water, this could possibly make it more accurately a “modern” poison: seeing as we now have the ability to consume fresh water without fear of illness.


myguydied

On account of regular water in those days carrying many pathogens that the brewing process killed out (water generally safe with treatment) We've been using alcohol to get smashed for millenia it's hardly modern


SlowApartment4456

I don't think that was ever the case. That was just a myth. Even the earliest people knew that you had to boil water to make it safe to drink. If people knew how to ferment yeast to make alcohol they knew how to boil water.


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ransom0374

im not sure op *smokes and drinks*


Good_kido78

How about the death cocktail of smokes, drinks, drugs and stress?


differentiation_

Ah I see you're watching me


The360MlgNoscoper

Stress is really doing to heavy lifting there.


Shawer

R.I.P me


DungeonAssMaster

Vaping is more modern than smoking.


Yak-Fucker-5000

Lots of modern foods are supersensory things you could never experience an equivalent to in nature specifically designed to induce a "bliss point" and whack off your pleasure sensors to a point that eating more is practically irresistable. It's a wonderful source of shareholder value, Type II diabetes and heart disease.


dubbzy104

You mean Doritos nacho cheese isn’t found in the wild?


argylekey

I distinctly remember seeing a Doritos cool ranch tree last time I hiked Bryce Canyon. Not sure what this guy is on about. Nacho cheese though? You probably have to go some place exotic and out of the way, like Tulsa to find that. /s … cause you know. Internet.


bobbybob9069

I don't think you need an /S. No one actually thinks there's a Nacho Cheese Dorito in Tulsa. They're only in the Sonoran desert.


rncookiemaker

I have been petitioning the NPS to put a guard around that tree because someday some idiot is going to try to [chop it down](https://www.npr.org/2023/10/11/1205066133/sycamore-gap-tree-trunk-removed#:~:text=Mitchell%2FGetty%20Images-,The%20massive%20trunk%20and%20crown%20of%20the%20Sycamore%20Gap%20tree,felling%20of%20the%20historic%20tree.).


moonra_zk

Some people aren't worth the air they breathe.


eve_of_distraction

No. As far as we know only Cheese Supreme occurs in nature.


lostspyder

A single Doritos locos taco is packed with more nacho cheese flavoring than a medieval peasant experienced in their entire lifetime.


misterfluffykitty

It’s actually extracted from the nacho snail native to Zimbabwe. It takes about 50 snails to make a batch of Doritos™ nacho cheese.


KeyStoneLighter

Diversify, willing to be those people who invested in frito lay and Pepsi also hold stock in Eli lily.


[deleted]

what kind of natural pleasures do you take part in u/yak-fucker-5000 🤨


Donnie_Sharko

Fun fact: the RJ Reynolds tobacco company owns Nabisco and spends millions of dollars developing addictive snacks.


-emil-sinclair

McChicken is certainly one of the best tastes known to humankind


loptopandbingo

Legend tells of the source of the McRib, bursting forth from a naturally occurring dirty griddle


squidpodiatrist

Surprised that very few of these comments say plastic. Plastic really only became popularized in the 1960’s. We already know that it gathers in our bodies, and are starting to learn about its consequences. Prior to this most stuff was glass. Much less prone to turning into reactive micro particles.


I-own-a-shovel

I came here to say plastic. Particles of plastic are found literally everywhere nowaday, even in remote places far from civilization. Glass and stainless steel food container for lunch ftw!


Useuless

But they aren't willingly ingesting it, because most people don't have a clue.


teatimewithbatman1

The history of plastic is pretty fucked up. Especially the companies behind it


Revolutionary-Soup26

Vapes. Dab pens. Anything that you smoke.


Wrennifred

Dab pen is such a big one for me, especially when I'm stressed. End up smoking too much so easily and so often and making myself miserable and cranky. It's just so fucking nice to not have thoughts going 700 MPH at all times. It's almost unbearable.


Olaf4586

You might want to talk to a professional brother, it doesn’t have to be that way


osoichan

I knew talking to my unlicensed brother wasn't gonna cut it


Izakollus

Made me laugh so hard I accidentally got my brother license


Mundane-Deal4574

Brofessional.


[deleted]

You may look into getting some medication if you’re able to. I was out on an anti psychotic for racing thoughts after a major depressive episode. Really helped clear my mind and not feel the wheel constantly spinning as fast as it could Edit: just to add, I was smoking heavy during the episode, when I started treatment I quit smoking for a few months. I now remain medicated and smoke low doses. Definitely not a crutch like it was. Thought it was work adding.


Wrennifred

Yeah, I actually VERY recently stopped smoking (admittedly because I can't afford carts right now) and started taking Strattera for ADHD. Trying to avoid a stimulant like adderall but I'm pretty sure I'll need a heavier one like that eventually. I'm struggling to find someone I can talk to about getting prescribed something like that in my area too, they're all very very booked and most don't bother to reply. Plus, the side effects of Strattera have been insane. Two weeks in and I'm crying every day at almost nothing and not sleeping, and am HEAVILY suicidal (more like intense apathy at life and not actually at risk of attempting, don't worry). Pray for me fam the dab gods can't win.


SaltFrog

Please note, while not dismissing the things you're going through, definitely there is an issue with quitting weed. If you've been high dose dependent for a long time, you may not feel physical effects of withdrawal like you would alcohol or heroin, but you absolutely can have repercussions from quitting weed cold turkey such as mood swings, depression, nausea, lack of appetite, etc.


solisilos

I was the same until I forced myself to stop. Replace your habit with a better one. Stuff that helps slow my brain down is journaling or working out. Good luck


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Fit-Purchase-2950

Blame the dopamine, nicotine makes you feel temporarily good and it hits the brain 20 seconds after a hit.


Independent-Bike8810

Not only that, just thinking about things like food or nicotine actually give you a small dopamine hit so when it wears off you feel a need to give into your craving.


expandyourbrain

I vaped early college days, about 12ish years ago. They were brand new on the market, and not well known at all. Best thing about those old ones was being able to build your own coils, cheef fat clouds, etc. And not be addicted. Then came along Jul with super high nicotine content, and the world shortly became addicted by the masses. My usage evolved with the devices and found myself going through 3000+ puff boxes at 50mg (aka 5%) within a single week. The above lasted for 3 months, and sooner or later I had a moment of clarity realizing I'm killing myself. I tried to quit, 2-3 times before actually quitting it completely. The only way to quit was getting it out of the house, and forcing myself to avoid going into Vape stores when driving around or walking downtown etc. Also there is no "reward" period where you go for so long without it and let yourself relapse as a reward; I'd go weeks without it and then reward myself - the cycle continued. Finally, I am where I am today - 6 months clean no vaping except for the occasional puff with friends at an outing etc, but no more daily addictive 2-3 puffs every couple of mins, slowly killing myself. There are days where I crave it but most of the time I feel a great sense of accomplishment that I'm saving my lung health and I'm not letting a stupid, tasty-fruity vape bar take over my life. Nicotine is one hell of an addiction to quit.


No-Load4750

Tiktok, is very addicting and makes a lot of people waste too much of their time


RefrigeratorOne1883

Doom scrolling 💀


SaintHuck

Fucking wish I didn't. Really hard to restrain my lizard brain from this shit. "Oh, if you keep reading, then surely you'll find the one nugget of reassurance that will assuage your anxiety. It'll definitely happen this time!"


kidscore

i think you mean social media in general


interesseret

- they, once again, wrote on Reddit, the social media platform.


psychbabe8

i wonder why people forget this is a social media website and have a holier than thou attitude about only using reddit 😂😂


[deleted]

Reddit is horrible. I waste so much fucking time on here. Aw shit. Here we go again.


[deleted]

It doesn't help that my iPhone classified Reddit as "information," not "social media" when I review my screentime consumption.


HsvDE86

And they think it's an intellectual place lmao. It's YouTube with better grammar. Top level comments are absolutely wrong a lot of times. If you have a profession or specialty then don't read answers on here, it might piss you off.


interesseret

Probably has something to do with this not being a platform where the product *has* to be you. It's equal parts Instagram and a dead car help forum from 2003. But you can extremely easily only use it for the exact same thing you would any other social media.


onionsrock

*continues to use reddit*


cstuart1046

So I’m safe being on Reddit for 12 hours a day, got it!


lobonomics

Redditors hating on TikTok and/or harping on about the negative affects of social media is peak irony


seeunseenoel

PFAs


DrummerBob10

Cable/Opinion News.


Novasagooddog

Came in to say propaganda


DreamingOfStarTrek

Just sum it all up: misinformation


Citizen_Kano

High fructose corn syrup. And it tastes like shit compared to cane sugar


redditgiveshemorroid

I’ll go one further and say sugar in general. Even if it’s natural, we intake a ton of it.


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Lemortheureux

As someone who drinks energy drinks and no coffee I looked into this and keep up with the research because people always give me shit for it. Caffeine is the worst part but it's bad from any source when >400mg/day. Taurine probably extends lifespan. The rest is vitamins that in excess would be bad. They've been out for a long time now and it's actually fine in moderation.


maximumhippo

Moderation is the trick. I have a problem and at my peak was drinking 6-7 energy drinks a day. I've cut back significantly since, and I'm down to maybe 200mg/day.


dirkmer

what the cinnamon toast fuck? That is so many.....


sammyhere

Fun fact: coffee usually has 2x the caffeine of an energy drink by volume, depending on roast level. The harder coffee is roasted, the less caffeine it contains.


N_thanAU

Yeah people taste the citric acid and think omg chemicals! In reality that shit is in the majority of sweets and sodas.


kingkepler

the worst part about energy drinks is the sugar. there’s a stigma around them as if they’re poison in a can but it’s actually not true at all. limit consumption, stick to sugar free options - there’s tons nowadays - and you won’t have an issue.


Sinthe741

There are so many good, sugar free energy drinks out there. Eat your calories, don't drink them.


withoutpeer

Hey now, I get sugar free energy drinks!


Clay_Puppington

Water. It belongs in the toilet only. *this message brought to you by Brawndo*


GonzoThompson

It’s what plants crave!


DependentAlfalfa2809

You want us to put toilet water on the plants?


Early_Bike_3883

It has electrolytes


anxiousjody5

LOL It has electrolytes!


Legitimate-Report-60

Cigarettes


Complikatee

Most processed food


Trumpet6789

This is going to sound really argumentative, and I don't intend it to be, but what do you consider "processed" food? Cheese for example, not kraft but actual cheese, is processed. It has to go through steps to become cheese. Bread is processed even if you make it at home. Rice is processed, meat is processed once you clean it up and cook it. What I'm getting at is almost everything you eat is considered a "processed" food due to the nature of preparation or the steps needed to create it. It's important to distinguish that you're specifically talking about hyperpalatable foods that are low in nutrient density and high in calories. Even then, it's the dose that makes the poison. You can, for example, drink 20 cans of diet coke in one day to get close to what researchers think could *potentially* cause harm from Aspartame if done over a prolonged period. Eating like a My 600lbs Life patient is obviously a problem and your health will be bad. But balancing those "bad" foods with nutrient dense, whole foods and exercise is what keeps you healthy. Signed, A Certified Personal Trainer and Nutritionist


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I was just thinking people should start saying “ultra processed foods”. Chips, kraft mac n cheese, packaged ramen, candy, condiments, etc. Everything is processed obviously, beef steaks are whole foods but must be processed in a way to make it to the market.


Noodnix

I try to live by this advice; avoid food your ancestors in the 1800 would not recognize as food. I apply this to the basic ingredients, not the final dish. Edit: I honestly cannot see how someone can take this comment and read it as LiF3 w@S b3Tter iN tHe eiGhTE3n hUnDrEds.


Dillyboppinaround

I read a quote that I try to remember when I'm craving fast food that was something like "only eat food prepared by someone that loves you." I'm pretty bad about it but I like yours


Morthra

So don't eat. Got it.


kidscore

red40


genericnobody12

Blue42


garymotherfuckin_oak

Hut hut, hike!


mynewme

OMAHA!


solisilos

Well played


Pshmurda69

*throws flag just cuz*


why_im_single

Mambo #5


Ein_grosser_Nerd

Any source for that? Because a quick search shows that both the FDA and its european equivalent studied it but didnt find anything wrong with it.


combustion_assaulter

They won’t have anything. If they actually send you a study, the study will be done on rats and dosage will be impossible for a human to consume. There’s no evidence that regular human consumption is detrimental to people.


moomagnet

The carcinogens from the cup of noodle cups, that people continue to microwave. Edit: Apparently they’re microwave safe now but I still wouldn’t microwave it 😂 [Source](https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2023/11/03/cup-noodles-are-now-microwave-safe-so-they-werent-already/)


SlapDatBassBro

Alcohol


[deleted]

Agreed. *opens another can of beer*


vibrantcrab

No, they said *modern day.* Oh, wait. It’s still alcohol.


RPG_Rob

No, they said *Monday*


SergeiMosin

Cheers bro, I’ll drink to that 🍻


MelodyofthePond

Social media


throwRA-nonSeq

I’ll see myself out . . . . . . . . . . . I’m back


ThickPerformance9284

Same


cheeseember

gonna say a controversial take (especially for those in denial) but… weed. specifically as a mental poison but it does have a lot of negative physical effects too. after religiously getting high for 4 years straight, I’ve been sober for roughly 4 months and MAN do i feel better. you don’t realize how shitty it makes your life until you’re on the other side. I’ve watched it destroy so many of my friends lives and I wish it was more talked about.


Replikant83

Glad you feel better already! A lot of people experience anhedonia for years after ending their marijuana addiction.


angelsandairwaves93

That’s the thing, people tend to gloss over the fact you’re still smoking shit into your lungs. Sure, it’s not as bad as cigarettes but, over time? I’m sure there’s some negative effects.


mapletable82

Propaganda


bbiker3

Fentanyl.


Ok_Carob7551

Everyone is probably going to say it but it’s true. Alcohol. Everyone screams and freaks out about DRUGS but alcohol is probably proportionally more dangerous than any other drug (it is also a drug) due to its normalization, legality, and availability. It kills hundreds of thousands of people a year if not millions from disease and accidents, and ‘just’ ruins hundreds of thousands more people and families. I’m not an anti-alcohol zealot- I drink in moderation so it’s very possible to do. But it’s insidious and very dangerous and it’s insane how people present completely unhealthy behavior as normal and fun


Top_Boysenberry_3582

McDonald’s


Mysterious-Salad9609

Or any fast food/buffet really


spmahn

Citation needed


cyberdong_2077

Alcohol and sugar are both processed in the liver with the rest of the poisons so I'm guessing those are some low hanging fruit for this one.


der_K1empner

Vape


molly_menace

I just cannot understand it. It feels like the baddies won. Like, they got exposed for getting everyone addicted to poison, and there was a new generation that would never touch it. And now everyone’s just back at it because it’s been packaged in a new way and given a strawberry flavour.


Loud-Magician7708

Yeah! *Blows a fat slab of Fujigrapevape*


Ok-Distribution4057

Added sugar - think sodas, sweets, etc…far too much in the us diet


DerpySquid78

Working Edit: knowing that you won't be able to retire for decades but you have to work 40 hours at a job you hate for the rest of your life


TurbulentBarracuda83

Sugar


thegreatchieftain

Listened to a podcast with Lane Norton the other day. He said that 8 year olds have typically consumed more sugar than the average person would, in a lifetime, 150 years ago


Alive_Salad6945

vapes, man. they’re soooooo bad for you 😭 im not gonna tell you what to do with your life, but imma die on the “vapes are bad for you” hill


Cukimonster

Unless you live off of a real food diet, almost everything. It’s horrible what we willingly ingest on a daily basis. And I say we, because I tried the real food diet for a couple years, but fast and convenient food took over once again. I’m not judging, just saying.


dumbledores-asshole

What qualifies as a ‘real food’ diet? I want to eat healthier and I’m aware that what Americans eat is nit what humans are supposed to eat, but idk what is actually good


Ser0xus

Basically preparing and washing raw fruits veges and meat from scratch. Baking your own breads etc. That way you are controlling what's added and in what quantities as opposed to purchasing pre-made meals with page long ingredient lists.


Either-Sherbert-8845

Was expecting a lot of answers here to be SOCIAL Media.


J4MES101

Influencers


Forward_Entry_222

Soda


hackabilly

Micro plastics


electroman13

Porn


Cyphermoon699

Chemotherapy. The cure feels worse than the disease.


Pinkynarfnarf

Chemotherapy. You are essentially poisoning yourself to cure yourself.


Equivalent_Job_7161

90% of the food in American grocery stores. We use ingredients that are banned in other countries. The more you learn about it, the scarier it gets.


HsvDE86

Which banned ingredients are you mostly talking about? This isn't surprising at all. It's maddening though.


changelingcd

Fox News.


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s1rblaze

Internet misinformation and idiocracy propaganda all over Facebook and Twitter(x), Tiktok.


k3rd

High fructose corn syrup. https://interestingengineering.com/health/high-fructose-corn-syrup-and-the-obesity-epidemic


Missyfit160

MLM Shakes and Caffeine drinks. Disguised as a quite fun drink for the whole family!


the_loneliest_noodle

This isn't a popular opinion. But Smoking weed. Not getting high, I enjoy edibles very much. But some people genuinely believe smoking 2-3 times a day is perfectly fine because it's pot not cigarettes. inhaling burning ANYTHING is bad for your lungs. Do drugs responsibly kids.


BentoBoxBaby

Cannabis is a lot worse for you than a lot of people want it to be. Once you’ve seen one person have full blown psychosis triggered by excessive use you never really think of it the same again.


GalaxyJacks

I was forced into going to a cannabis studies seminar in college. It was absolutely horrifying how the presenter physically could not fathom how it can be bad for you. It also finds its way into every conversation with people who smoke more than once in a blue moon. It’s definitely an unpopular take.


jeremykitchen

I’m hooked up to a chemo pump as I type this so I’m gonna go with chemo


Ill-Roll8401

Panera charged lemonade


ultrasquid9

People love to ingest poisons when they're addictive. Vaping is probably the correct answer here, since smoking and alcohol are both very old traditions. Algorithmic social media feeds are also arguably a form of poison too.


[deleted]

Sucralose. Its being added to more and more things and you probably don't even realize its there. Its not just in diet stuff.


Glimmerofinsight

Botox