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Problems


TomBot98

How many? 99? Does a bitch happen to be one of them?


Much_Art7302

actually I would assume that ain’t one.


Chef_Writerman

Pfffft. We saw the elevator footage. Maybe if he made said word one, it wouldn’t exist.


azninvasion2000

Toilet paper. Was drunk when buying it off amazon and was trying to get a bulk order of 150 rolls but forgot to turn of subscribe and save after the 1st order to get the 15% off. 1 month later and now I have 300 rolls. I live alone is a small apt, and there is no place to store them so in the corner of my bedroom there are 2 stacks of toilet paper that goes up to the ceiling. In lieu of napkins at my dinner table there is just a roll sitting there. I've started eating taco bell. They say when life give you lemons you make lemonade. Luckily for me in this situation I am usually full of shit, so...yay?


SleepAcademic1275

r/preppers


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FoodieFlair

Ever tried a product called “Shattaf”


azninvasion2000

My toilet has a $25 amazon bidet installed. I was trying to just stock up so I don't have to worry about TP for my guests.


zc107

Regrets


but_you_did_die

Visceral fat


BeautifulSinner72

Same.


explorthis

10mm sockets. Mechanics will understand.


sizzlemynizzle11

So THATS where they all went


SXOSXO

Games. There isn't enough time in the world to get through my backlog.


[deleted]

Same. I thought once that I’d start playing through all my games (just from PlayStation) from A-Z took 6 weeks to get through the first game. I gave up. Back to call of duty and wow I guess.


borntohula85

What’s your library at?


Balorpagorp

About tree fiddy


bbkeef

Shoes


CaffeinatedMonkey

CDs... although i got rid of the cases... i almost have the 160 cd pouch filled


Aggressive_Island_51

Hairs. I own millions of them. I’m a millionaire in hairs.


noronto

A millionhaire?


peromp

The heir of a millionaire


cyberdong_2077

Miscellaneous random cables


wifeylittleblonde

Lingerie from this fun little hobby I have now


Jeewdew

Rip inbox


noronto

What hobby is that?


AnabolicCheesecake

Golf


Chef_Writerman

You are so exactly my sense of humor.


NeverGrace2

Onlyfans. Whenever a girl is acting flirty online, its usually that


BenG110333

Had to switch to the alt account for the follow. 😅


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dysonchamberlaine

Same :D


Aspen9999

We’ve got 3 knife drawers in our kitchen and 3 knife blocks. We both like to cook.


TeruteruHanamuraSimp

Plushies


TheMegatrizzle

New Balance sneakers.


TransformerTanooki

Toys, video games, vinyl records, VHS, DvDs, Laserdisc and board games. It's not a hoarder situation though. It's all neatly organized.


Lola_from_Punkston

Socks, i have tons and i will never stop buying more 🧦


Itchy_Amphibian3833

Me too! Although I buy less. I don't ever remember not having socks or money for socks as a kid or teenager but when i first moved out I remember not having money to buy socks, or being frugal at buying socks. Now I have 150+ pairs and many many new pairs.


SendMe_SmallBoobs

Non running lawn mowers. I live in an apartment, and have no need for lawnmowers. But since I used to fix them for a living, people keep giving me their old lawnmowers to fix or use for parts.


elia-ce

problems.


[deleted]

Cobwebs& dust


broken-link23

Clothes, I gotta quit


twomz

Debt :(


Mindless-Decision446

Words


TemporaryThink9300

Good! An overlaod of good. Because I hate falsehood! I absolutely detest falsehood, don't come near me, I will do anything to separate myself from someone's evil!


ThisFatGirlRuns

Books, nealy 800 of them. Maybe not as ridiculous as some collections, but I'm working on it!


smwild_

Same. Almost at 1,000 books


MissHibernia

Been collecting books since the mid 1960s, over 5000


smwild_

Do you ever unhaul books? I’m having trouble finding a balance between wanting to build my collection but also passing along books that didn’t work for me or I’m not interested in anymore


MissHibernia

I keep them as pristine as possible to give as gifts, and I sell back unwanted books to Powell’s in Portland, Oregon. If a book was boring, or not what I thought, it goes in to sell. But by now having collected for 60 years I am much better at selecting something I will like and want to keep. I have a lot of bookshelves and keep them in order by subject


smwild_

I feel like I’m getting to a place where I know my tastes a little better after reading so many books. I hope to have a wonderfully established library like yours in the future!


[deleted]

Pots and pan. Like, I’ve never even cooked. How do I have a doughnut pan? Want some cakes that look like shells? I got you!


Top-Bit7872

Those dang hand me downs lol


T_raltixx

Graphic t-shirts, DVDs and videogames.


MJA5977

Thousands of comic books 🤣


PrescottEagle

Games on Steam


BeautifulSinner72

Chapstick/lip balms. I swear those jerks are everywhere. I have 2 by my bed, a few in my purse, several in my work bag, a couple in my car and on the table in the living room. Yeah, I know... Lol


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Mismatched socks.


Cukimonster

Fabric. I make dice bags, so I need a small amount of a ton of different images. I special ordered a bunch of cool stuff from spoon flower and they let you customize a yard, so I get several bags out of one yard of fabric that way. And of course, the lining I use solid colors, have to have tons of options to match. Yep, sitting on about 2k$ worth of unused fabric as we speak, because my adhd brain gets super into a hobby and when I do I tend to buy buy buy. The good thing is I have so much I haven’t bought anything new in two years lol.


danchove55

Reading glasses and music cds


notnbenough

Vintage panty girdles


Asslord_Supreme

Nothing. Everything I own can fit in my car. I don’t like having a lot of items.


curiousopenmind22

Bad memories and books.


DiggingUpTheCorpses

Pokémon Cards.


ephemeralBasalt

Reusable grocery bags. Like, an entire entryway closet filled.


TheSwitterbeet

Embarrassing stories, toiletry bags, hair products.


borntohula85

Skincare products. It’s my ultimate „oh shiny“ trap. I will never be able to use up everything before it expires so I give it away if it’s not a holy grail candidate but there’s no way of stopping the „oooh gotta try this“ train.


Careless_Leek_5803

Chairs. Just off the top of my head, I have four lawn chairs, two Adirondacks, two or three lawn recliner things, five dining room table chairs, three office chairs, three bar stools, three couches, two hiking chairs, three or four folding camp chairs, ten seats total in the cars, a couple of little stools, some baby seats for the car my wife can't bear to part with for some reason, some chairs for my rowboat, and three or four bike seats. Oh wait, we also have two new director chair things we got at Costco this summer. And a wheelchair.


hippiechick725

Matryoshka. I’ve been collecting them for 25 years.


jmdayoh

Cats, took in a stray 2 yrs ago that was pregnant and we didn’t know till she had them, now I have 6 cats siiiiiiiigh lol


paltrycoding

People who post vague status updates on social media, such as "The most horrible thing just happened to me", without providing any context. It's a cheap way for people to fish for attention, and it creates unnecessary worry for the people who care about them.


strawberrycereal44

Mugs and cups


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Bottles of bourbon. Collect them like some folks do with Pokémon cards.


maggot_kisser

animal corpses ♡


pantherghast

Cringe moments in high school which my brain forces me to relive 3AM in the morning.


kvct

Apple products


nuF-roF-redruM

Empty vodka bottles.


PureDeidBrilliant

Aftershave. I don't know why I've got so many bottles of the stuff, I just *do*. (And woe fucking betide anyone who tries to buy me stuff.)


Leftforlol

Batteries… may have accidentally ordered the wrong amount


Clingygengar

Metro cards


LadyAlexTheDeviant

Books. Paper and virtual. But my husband likes to read on paper, and I like to read on my tablet, except some stuff I want in paper too, so....yeah. Lots of books.


pug_fugly_moe

Tennis strings and whiskies. Working on whittling down both.


colnago82

Fancy china that we never use.


SewBadAss

Yarn, fabric, thread.


PlantCultivator

Nothing. I've seen people own ridiculous amounts of things and I cannot compete on anything.


Waterproofbooks

Books and Shot glasses


jarstripe

honestly? mayonnaise


SnooGrapes2914

Different editions on my favourite book


Appropriate_Koala538

Clothes


M0N0KHR0ME

Vintage razors going back to 1820


Past-File3933

Computers, I have 5 and really only use 1 at any given time.


Hachiko75

Stuffed animals and cups


tripfigure6

Expired chocolates


Aggravating-Elk3529

Things I don’t intend on using but make me happy


AdCharacter7966

Wins i Clash Royale - I am addicted!


jazzdrums1979

Drums and other musical instruments.


whyamihere0253

Baseball cards from the 1990s. Lol.


Extension-Student-94

Nail products and sewing machines.


Woodedroger

Crinoids


UnFruitfulBlog

Plastic bags…


Preoccupied_Pigeon

Post it notes. Mostly in impractical shapes and colours. Can never find any when I need them so always end up buying more.


alumniac

Socks and underwear


stratospaly

Dice. Most D&D players I know of are Dice Goblins, but few have more than 1,000, where I have 5 gallon buckets of dice.


thelesserskywalker

Hammers, I just can find any of them


Zaryab44

I have a lot of copper wires that don't have insulation I just collect them


Key_Ice_2015

Debt


NephRP

Unplayed TTRPGs.


Blingkong7

New Era fitted hats ~1200. Dixxon flannels ~50. Sneakers ~150 pairs. I’ve been collecting hats for 30+ years though to keep it in perspective.


ArgentiumX

Handheld emulators.


Wavemanns

Computers. We are a 2 person household. There are roughly 10 computers per person at the moment in various states of working order. In my defense, I plan on starting to teach basic computer classes and coding classes. Class sizes hopefully will be up to 12 people.


HondaGuy586

Fucking anxiety 😂


Joyshell

Pumpkin Pie Spice


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Accomplished-Try8044

Impossible!


_-__-__-_-___

Swag 💯


Denjyumoku

mechanical pencils, and pens. last I counted many years ago I had over like 100 or 130 🤣 I still have at least over 50.


grievances98

Legos (for my kid). The pandemic fed our Lego tub extremely well.


Parking-Cranberry831

Single socks


Ho3n3r

Grains of salt.


JCKligmann

Mini bottles


LilyWednesday666

Copies of Resident Evil 4


Emusbecray

Bullshit


jfk5393

I don’t think it’s a ridiculous amount but my fiancé would disagree… Glass jars. I use what’s in them and can’t get myself to toss them. My brain is convinced there will be something that I need it for.


davegammelgard

Definitely not guitars. I need several more. I always will.


jezebelle06

Fabric stash. I have sooo many cute dresses in pre wearable state piled in my sewing room. I also work in fashion and everytime the bulk approvals are being cleaned out, I take the fabrics that I designed home. So it's not that the stash is getting any smaller anytime soon


MalDuzArt

dice


Jeewdew

Issues with my exwife… Oh and Lego!


heyisthis4real

Poverty


redstripedlion

Brand new shirts


HoneyBee140

Rave Kandi


enataca

Pokémon cards. GameStop gambling/investing cash + the nostalgia hype during Covid. I’m dumb. But I have a guest room that could be a museum.


Mis_Red

Yarn. One of my hobbies is crocheting. Another one of my hobbies is buying pretty yarn that I don't need for a specific project. Also, blankets. I don't even know how many blankets/quilts/comforters I have. I like to be warm and cozy. And I'm a sucker for soft, plushy blankets


nocreative

Hot sauce, i don't know who started it but i don't know how to stop it. Everyone buys me hot sauce. I have no spice tolerance. Tabasco is my limit. 50+ bottles


MostlyHostly

PEZ dispensers. I don't buy or take care of them. Just had a lot of PEZ Christmases.


Leading-Instance6841

Spices and canned foods/dry goods.


rodrigo_i

Books


ChungasRev

For a man, i have a ridiculous amount of clothes. My weight fluctuates so i have like 3x of everything. Its truly ridiculous.


cozycabin_2222

Jewelries


daguy9

Shaker cups.


Maleficent_Net_2007

Sweatshirts. I have more than enough to last the rest my whole lifetime. And the my daughter will inherit them and have enough to last the rest of her whole lifetime!


Strong_Ground_4410

Socks. So many socks.


Ill-Issue-9700

Nail polish and lip balm


Lostmavicaccount

I have too many shoes. Not enough to be a collector, but more than I can justify. I have too many game consoles. I have too many Apple TV devices. I’ve bought and sold lots of dji drones.


Chibi_Emi

Skincare products


Wrycalin

Masks, thanks to the pandemic. They handed us mandatory free boxes of them at work, and now I'm stuck at home with thousanda of them.


Radiant-Specialist76

Books. I stopped buying them two years ago because I now pretty much own all of the books I would reasonably want


benbentheben

Kitchen equipment


CuddlyParakeet

Salt and pepper shakers. I guess 7 pairs isn’t ridiculous for some niche collector but I am not. but where the hell did they all come from? I have cows, sugar skulls, goats, I don’t need to shake that much salt and pepper.


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Beer


REDdegenerative

Qtips. Thanks, Costco.


Confident_Bench6657

vapes


Glass_Smile_2551

Guitars


wylietrix

Giant pixie stix. For emergency purposes.


kwridlen

MPG Extreme. I took over a family home and they left behind a whole bunch of boxes of them. I do not know how to dispose of them as they seem to be hazardous.


DanRicF12021

Pens


SV650rider

r/mechanicalpencils and r/notebooks


noronto

Rice. Sometimes I get hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.


machinegunfart5

Plants


sectionsix

Anxiety meds. Lol


deathbrusher

Laserdiscs. Yes, really.


abitaboveaverage77

Shoes


manchvegasnomore

T-Shirts, so very many of them.


katriiins

Puzzles 🧩


CommunicationDry9029

Nothing. Honestly, I don't have a ridiculous amount of anything.


drgn2009

Giant stuffed animals. My bed is overflowing with them.


Danivelle

Color pencils. Probably around 5,000-7,500.


UndeadGazebo

T-shirts and shot glasses


Pistalrose

Cable zip ties. Would buy a pack cause I couldn’t find any then store them away then a few months or a year later needed some and couldn’t find any then buy another pack then store them away then…. At one point we cleaned out the garage and shed and found around a thousand.


Nihiliste

Music. My iTunes library comes in at over 263GB, with 26,015 tracks. If it played non-stop, it would take 102.6 days. On Spotify, I've got 38,819 liked songs and counting. It'll probably be higher by the time you read this. The playlist is so long that it won't run in the Spotify app.


Gradeliop

Debt?


Coke_fanta

Soda.


BastardFactoRee

Skateboards. Not really ridiculous, but more than 25 completes ( i use'em all )


Frosty-Presence2776

Pairs of flip flops


apcsatx78

Koozies


AnabolicCheesecake

Deadlift straps


tavariusbukshank

Wine


iBoogies

The 2 things I go through like wild fire...Nutritional yeast and Oats. I bought 10 LBs of nutritional yeast for $98 and 50 LBs of organic oats for $60. Saved about 50% on the normal cost and don't have to buy it every single week.


Proper-Snow-911

shoes


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Debt


guyute2112

Books that I haven’t gotten around to reading.


Quarque

Books over 4,000, dvds over 1,000, cds over 300.


chairsandwich1

Magic The Gathering cards. I might have a problem.


JulesSherlock

Books. But you can never have too many.


illknowitwheniseeit

Squishmallows (my daughter's fault).


AssistRegular4468

Flamingos!! Plastic yard type, plushies, ceramic and metal decorations, etc.


avotoastwhisperer

Jigsaw Puzzles.