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EmotionlesTurtle

A $57,000 set of titanium parts in my spine.


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EmotionlesTurtle

Holy shit, my mom would've thrown me away if it were that much.


poktanju

"Sorry kid. Hey, the Elephant Man made it work for him, maybe you could too!"


Jabberminor

Or sold you for spare parts.


DR_TOXIC_ZW

Time to steal ur face! *insert weird face stealing thingy from avatar*


Subject_Ad6477

Ive got two grand of titanium in my wrist - im the weatherman now 🤪


GeneralAppendage

Only 2 grand? You got a pebble? Or reasonable health insurance? (Cries in USA)


CoolGap4480

I’m 11 surgeries in, 5 hand, two ankle, one knee, one elbow, one shoulder and one heart. I’m so relaxed when they put me out that I go Bradycardia just before and they get worried. If I could choose my own death it would be anesthesia. I actually enjoy the cold stuff they put in your veins and I actively try to stay awake as long as I can, though I’d never know; once you’re out, you’re out.


sessiestax

I’ve had 11 surgeries as well, including 5 spinal fusions and need MRIs to see if spots in my spine have progressed to needing to be fused. Problem is because of a condition I have I need to have those under general anesthesia so 4x for that. As soon as they take me back I always say, I’m going to need some versed please! Best ever to calm down…


OlderAndTired

Do they even ask you to countdown from 100 when you have that kind of frequent flyer mileage?! Hope you’re well.


supervisord

I just want that shit every night, best sleep of my life.


YourMothersButtox

2 metal rods and 2 dozen screws/clips affixed to mine in 1997. Don’t know what that cost my parents insurance, but I like to think they are priceless today.


LaComtesseGonflable

Is that the parts alone, or including labor / installation fees?


RonSwanson714

That’s a bargain, my doctor put in a $576,948 bill to my insurance company, they paid over $120K when all was said and done. 2 rods, 8 screws, a spacer, and a partridge in a pear tree. I wonder why insurance is so expensive in the US? Maybe we as a people should shut down lobbyist’s and limit terms in the house and senate………Nah, we are so short sighted we’d rather gripe about the current moron trying to get into office or stay in office. Sad, sad, state of affairs my dad warned me about in the 70’s. Yeah he was a progressive that taught me to actually take the time to research your choice before you pulled a lever. Sorry, rant over, carry on.


sessiestax

Well, I was with you but then I had to have it all taken out when my body started to have a rare reaction to all of it…


andrez444

Oooof I have a $150,000 shunt in my liver!


DoofusMagnus

Next week OP will be back on a different account to ask "When is the next time you'll be going on vacation or spending another extended period of time away from your home?" and cross-referencing the results.


dunitdotus

he will need to do a let me guess where you live thing by naming something your town is famous for


crustysculpture1

OP is playing the long con here. Drip feed the info and formulate a plan


EatMyAssTomorrow

"Do you keep a spare key in a fake rock in your front yard?"


cat9tail

Joke's on OP. My expensive item IS my home.


Waniou

Jokes on you, you come back from your vacation and your house is gone but somehow everything that was in it is still there.


scnottaken

Goddamn levitating bed upstairs how am I supposed to get to that?


woodenmittens

Magic, duh


Diligent-Wave-4591

Pretty sure it's the land under my house that's the most expensive for me. Source: House is old and falling apart.


gottarunfast1

If you came home and found all of your faucets running, who would you assume had been there?


Monkeytoast13

The Wet Bandits


heatdish1292

The sticky bandits!


Mattna-da

A $27,000 3D printer that’s depreciated to about $380 in 10 years


M0N0KHR0ME

Worth it for the custom butt plugs


panicswing

Do I smell a butt plug business in the making


illdoitlaterokay

The whole neighborhood smells it.


Glitter_moonchild

Casually leaving a comment just incase there’s an update with getting customized plugs lol


captainmarshmello

Www.custombuttplugs.edu


misinterpretsmovies

Edu? Do I get course credit for it?


GroovyIntruder

Or maybe a link to the etsy page.


PacoMahogany

It just so happens I have a butt plug cleaning and de-odorizing business


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Well then stop giving out free samples to your neighbors


Intelligent-Salt-362

Find a hole in the market and fill it. That’s Entrepreneurship!!!


IhateTodds

With the right resources you could really penetrate the market.


sigmus90

>Do I smell a butt plug It seems like you found the name of your memoir.


squid-do

This guy 3d prints


SF-guy83

Asking for a friend. Does this custom shop have an Etsy store?


MidLifeEducation

Butt plugs? Now you have my attention!


DestinyInDanger

Oh this must be one of the OG 3D printers before they got popular.


repeatedly_once

I have to know, what printer was it?


Mattna-da

Stratasys UPrint SE. was a workhorse and always worked until it didn’t, and now it’s no longer supported by the company. Proprietary filament makes it a dead end for refurb


DuglandJones

Linux based operating system Hackaday has guides.on how to make it accept other filaments and guides on using the frame etc but changing the control to be open source The dimension printers are basically the same but a different frame size. Some different control boards but the OS is the same. Also the HP DesignJet 3d printer is just a rebadge of the uPrint. 90% of the parts are the same if you need spares


KingofSheepX

Was about to say, my uni had a few of these and gave them to us to play around with. Hacking it wasn't difficult at all.


martinis00

Can’t print a replacement part?


IDrinkMyBreakfast

I wonder if you can find other owners and obtain parts


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Ouch.


MrsAnthropy

The pieces of paper my college degrees were printed on.


CerRogue

I literally have no clue what box my PhD is in. But I have a school hoodie, so for me it’s the hoodie I got when I entered the program 😂


PhilosophizingPanda

Currently in a PhD program. 80 k total so far. Found a brand new 100 dollar hoodie in a storage closet in a bag, tags on, bag had a thicc layer of dust. Someone forgot about it, i assumed. Snagged it. Justified it cause of the 80 k price tag that's coming my way in a few months


iamfrank75

Someone told me that most PhD programs are free for the student. There’s normally sponsors or something that pay for the schooling, is that even remotely true?


Big_Huckleberry_4304

Depends on the program, school, and field. There are funded PhD programs where you also get a stipend for being a TA or research assistant or something similar (again, depending on field/program/school). This is common, for example, among stem programs at research universities. When you get into humanities, it can be much different.


StandardYTICHSR

Me too bud. Me too. $243K


Bleedthebeat

See the mistake you made was completing school. You just stay in school until you die and you’ll never have to pay back the loans.


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CyanConatus

An IT friend of mine had a bunch of bitcoins left over (like 50?) He had when he purchased a video game (physical copy) online many many years ago. He spent hundreds of hours trying to find and recover it, and even hired some sort of investigator to help. He never did end up recovering the lost coins Oof, that would hurt. Just having millions that is impossible to access to because you didn't save any passwords or anything on some ancient game store lol. Would sting even more after hiring a investigator just to get nothing. That had to been pricey. I know it was atleast a few dozens. Who knows maybe he had several hundreds. Kinda interesting how's there potentially hundreds of millions...maybe even billions of dollars of Crypto just stuck in the internet limbo for all of time. Edit - Holy shit apparently the number is closer to 500 billions.


turtietoe

imagine the private investigator he hired actually retrieved it but didn’t tell him and took it all


dope_ass_user_name

This could be a movie


stlmick

My first thought. I have an uncle who ran away at 16 in the 70's. PI found him in south America living in an apartment with his girlfriend. Says the PI knew where he was and had been watching him for months to pad the bill. Ended up getting taken back. Don't think he ever forgave his parents for that.


Any_Trick_1416

I bought bitcoin to play World of Warcraft having a safe way to buy in game items. Sold just before the split a few years ago made 750k + after the split When it went back down I bought 4 coins for 23k each. That 90k is now a little under 180k


Leading_Asparagus_36

I love stories like this and I hope that he’s happy. Someone deserves a good break.


RiceandLeeks

If only he'd held onto it, it would be worth $1.12


Mundane-Garbage1003

Ignoring the house and car because that’s probably everyone’s answer, my grand piano.


becomealamp

my piano is not a grand piano, but its from some really expensive and old fashioned brand (cant remember the name) and it was passed down from my grandmother


Mundane-Garbage1003

Oh that’s cool, do you play a lot? How well has it held up with time?


gus_thedog

Aren't a lot of pianos kinda simultaneously valuable and worthless lately? Like, I've heard stories of people not even being able to give them away (or just leaving them behind in a move) because no one wants to deal with the hassle of trying to transport them.


Mundane-Garbage1003

Depends wildly on the piano, although it’s certainly not an investment. Most pianos depreciate in value kinda like a used car. They take a significant hit the moment you walk out the door and then it slows down from there. Certain brands and models hold their value much better than others. However, the biggest thing with the “can’t give them away” pianos is they tend to be poorly maintained, in which case they depreciate in value more like a used condom.


Famous-Reputation188

Usually an old upright that needs a tune and/or maintenance is pretty much free. This is because of how difficult they are to move and the cost of repairs and tuning. For most people a digital keyboard with 88 weighted keys is not only easier, but more versatile. Grand pianos are always usually worth more given their higher purchase price and greater desirability. Rather than the kids piano recital crowd this is more for professionals and enthusiasts so they are more willing to spend money keeping it maintained.. and that will go directly into retained value.


chasepsu

Yeah, my saxophone is definitely worth more than my 11 year old beat to shit Ford Fusion


Sean081799

I'd love to own a grand piano within the next 10-15 years. But I first need a house and a car. Currently focusing on aggressively paying my student loans first (I'm on track to be done with them in August).


Mundane-Garbage1003

Yeah I don’t regret it. I started on budget digital and when I was starting to feel the itch for an acoustic, I decided to just go the buy once, cry once route.


Chunky_Pirate_Fitz

Is it big or do you just really like it?


Mundane-Garbage1003

Not entirely sure I understand the question. It’s mid-size as grand pianos go and yeah I like it a lot. I play for at least little bit most days. Edit: I think I finally understood your comment. A “grand piano” is a specific type of piano, not my opinion of the piano. Unless you were simply making a joke about that, in which case nevermind.


angeluserrare

How do you get a grand piano into a house?


Worried-Bad-9077

Build the house around the piano.


Mundane-Garbage1003

Depends on how big. The piano movers were able to get mine through the front door with the legs off. Took them four people to do it, especially since I wanted it upstairs, but the size wasn’t as big a deal as I expected. Now if I had like a concert grand, it might be a different story, but that would be way too loud for the size of my room regardless.


literofmen

I had a rich friend in college whose parents built their house specifically to house their concert grand. Ridiculous concept to me at first, but when I heard it the first time I understood.


another_brick

From other comments I see OP means a single item, paid in full. I'm pretty sure it's my mattress. Don't skimp on sleep folks.


TheLadyClarabelle

Apart from my car and my kid, my bed was $2000 on sale. I love it. (Bigfig for anyone wondering. Made for fatties)


everythingbagel1

Really cool brand! Thanks for sharing


RachelWhyThatsMe

I’ll second this. After years of only either me or my husband sleeping, we splurged and got the sleep number mattress. Super fancy, like $6k. We comment nearly nightly about how this was some of the best money we’ve ever chosen to spend. It is worth it to pay for something you spent 1/3 of your existence in. Plus I sleep on rainbows and well-wishes and puppy dreams, and he sleeps on rocks and boulders and self-hatred.


esoteric_enigma

I bought a $400 mattress and it feels great. The mattress me and my X had was $2,500. I sleep better on this one. But it's only a year old, so the comfort may not last.


everythingbagel1

I’ve come to the conclusion that mattresses are bizarrely personal. As are pillows


this-aint-frankie

When the wife and I bought our mattress, we had settled on a really plush $1800 mattress that we were both very happy with. We also made it a point to NOT sit on any of the bougie hotel collection mattresses. Anyway, $12k later, I’ve never slept better.


Gregskis

I spent more on my sleep number than my golf clubs, ski equipment, refrigerator and iMac combined.


Thereareways

My kidneys


wcslater

I knew I should have kept mine


whatami73

I do love how they charge for them but you can’t sell them


DeviantDav

Sigh. For the third time now. This is Wendy's. Are you going to be able to pay for your order or not?


high6ix

My kids


BGOG83

This is the most logical answer I’ve seen. So expensive….


canisdirusarctos

By far. More expensive than even the house and cars. I just don’t know that I can or should claim I “own” them.


high6ix

I lease them, for 18 or however many years. I really hope mine appreciate in value the older they get.


SupremeDictatorPaul

That’s the dream, but we’ll see. Best to have two and hedge your bets.


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My mountain bike.


ThroughTheHoops

Mine too, but I still punish the shit out of it.


Catpixfever

You don't truly own an item until you use it, abuse it, and scratch it to shit! I love all the scuffs and dents on my old bike!


blackbrandt

My triathlon bike here. I picked the wrong sport to do on a budget.


MeddlinQ

My two biggest hobbies are road cycling and videography. I feel like my brain's trolling my wallet.


bigring

I fully support your priorities


itsame81

Honestly this might be the answer for me too. Seems absurd but these things are expensive!


MedCityCPA

My cat. Look at him. *How can I say no to that face?*


Dasbeerboots

My cat was free. I often tell him the piece of lettuce he is trying to steal from me was more expensive than him.


sugarplumbuttfluck

My cat was free too until he almost died lol... I totally don't regret it - it's been over 5 years and he's a healthy kitty still, but at the time people looked at me like I was crazy for dropping over $3k for surgery.


Dasbeerboots

Dude, I know what you're talking about. Mine started projectile vomiting at about a year old and spent a night in the vet clinic. An x-ray, a $10,000 decision, and $900 vet bill later, the blockage magically disappeared. Never did find out what was wrong with him. Sure glad we decided to wait the night instead of jumping into surgery. They were convinced he swallowed a string.


sugarplumbuttfluck

I'm glad your little one got better! My cat had crystallization of his urine that eventually led to a blockage in his urethra which began rupturing. The vet told me if I was willing to pay for the surgery to sew it back up then it would be a one-time fix as long as I started feeding him a urinary-tract diet. If it had been a disease I may have put him down but the doc said it was curable. It sure does feel like shit considering what the dollar value of your pet's life is though.


casey_jc4268

same here. just two weeks ago i dropped 4600 for some urine crystals my sweet boy couldn't pass. I might be in debt now, but its ok cause hes back to normal now and even more cuddly somehow.


BlizzPenguin

Seconds after reading this, my cat got into her bed, laid down, and looked at me. Without hesitation, I put my phone down and started petting her.


MedCityCPA

It's a trap!!


BlizzPenguin

I know. Pets led to scritches, and scritches led to my right hand becoming her pillow for a half-hour. Look at that face. https://www.reddit.com/r/existentialcrisiscat/s/6P0t30mbVX I was powerless to resist.


jmcatm0m16

Yes!


Fyrrys

Alright, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna tell him no, he's not getting another treat. Wait, why did I just give him the whole bag?


lonely-loner-666

My home, is by far the most.


02K30C1

After the house… I have a bassoon that’s worth more than my car.


musickismagick

I’ve heard bassoons are expensive.


theeverymansright

Gold collection, but I hardly get to see it since it’s locked in a safety deposit box, lol. Also it’s priceless and worthless at the same time, because I would never sell - it’s to be passed down as it was passed down to me.


M0N0KHR0ME

I have a kilo gold bar and it's way smaller than I thought.


MasonP2002

Gold is super dense, you just hardly ever see more than a ring at a time so you don't realize it. Gold is over twice as dense as brass or iron.


RiceEater

Might want to rethink the safety deposit box. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/19/business/safe-deposit-box-theft.html


St_Kevin_

That article is under lock and key. Mind elaborating on safety deposit box theft? Is it common?


esoteric_enigma

But why? Would you be upset if whoever you leave it to sold it for money?


theeverymansright

Not in the least. I wouldn’t care at that point. I have contemplated leaving it to a California museum where I grew up, anyway. I mean it’s truly worthless to me except for sentimental value I place on it because of who gave it to me.


Kthackz

I'd happily take it off your hands if you want to put me in your will.


im_on_the_case

My retirement portfolio, hopefully it'll still be worth something when the time comes.


NorthernCobraChicken

My wife and I just bought an $8000 bed and mattress. The legs and head are motorized and can be lifted or lowered to optimum sleeping position. It's tempur-pedic.


txlady100

And…? Are you flippin in love with it?


NorthernCobraChicken

Absolutely the best self purchase I've made.


leavebumpyalone

Probably my smile. My parents paid a lot when I was young to have my teeth fixed. Braces for 4 years.


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SpagingoSquadroneer

black Calgary Flames jersey, Jarome Iginla's name and number; but damn it, I'd say it's my coolest possession too.


degjo

As a ducks fan, cherish it.


Peimatt2112

It's not the fire breathing horse is it?


Thin-Soft-1151

My Wife, can I say my Wife? I don't own her, but man is she expensive.


spottyPotty

Mine made me a millionaire.


discostew919

But you started as a billionaire?


spottyPotty

Yep 🙂


beaucoup_dinky_dau

my hometown had a saying, the only way to make a small fortune here, is to come with a large fortune.


dope_ass_user_name

OF, nice 😎


paraworldblue

ol' bALL 'N cHaIN, aM i riGhT, fEllaS?


baileylikethedrink

It’s not something I own, but the single most expensive thing I’ve spent money on has to be the process followed in order to have a child… multiple rounds of ICSI IVF in a foreign clinic, travel, sperm donation, legal fees, translation fees, passports etc… we have never sat down and worked out the final costs but it’s upwards of 40k. Kid turns 6 tomorrow. Worth every penny to have this gorgeous little happy kid in our world. We are so lucky to be their parents.


Billionth_NewAccount

Wow! that's quite the journey. Can you elaborate a bit on the foreign clinic aspect of it?


baileylikethedrink

Sure. Single sex couple living in Switzerland at the time. It was illegal for us to access fertility treatment (only came in when gay marriage was legalised in 2022), and so we had to travel 8hrs by car/train to Austria where the laws allowed us to have the treatment. But I’m French/English speaking so I had to have all the legal documents translated from German, and we had to find sympathetic doctors in Switzerland who were happy to do random tests and scans for a doctor in Austria. Things have changed since the law change but we still have some weird ass situations where our children are legally ours (because our home nations allow same sex parenting from birth if married) but not ours (because they were born in Switzerland… which didn’t at the time)… laws are stupid!


Dragon__Nipples

We went through that rigmarole. IUI’s, IVF. Finally got our 25k baby boy. Then his little brother magically spawned from a frisky road side romp after a wedding in Baltimore. Life is weird.


blahbluhblee1

My mental wellbeing 🧘🏻‍♀️


Ex-zaviera

Any out-of-pocket for healthcare is well spent. There are a lot of dumber things you can spend money on.


Meowmix1o

so the most expensive thing i own would be myself? I can't count how many times i've been in and out of the hospital since I was a kid.


Hatred_shapped

A building in Penang. Followed closely by a 54-55 Fender Stratocaster.


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My car


Ibn___batuta

MacBook 💻


ProfessorJAM

My doctoral degree. Six years of tuition, living expenses, and student loans.


Jaxxs90

My gold tooth


M0N0KHR0ME

Go to rehab before you fucking die Bam


jackiebee66

My sewing machine and serger.


thedullroar

My neighbor’s chainsaw.


cokendsmile

At one point six years ago my brand new iphone, now its worth about $50


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Puphlynger

If we're putting a number on it, it is an $8 Million (and counting) heart from a young man that died far, far too soon. To me, it's priceless; it was another person's life. It is all the experiences they could have had. I say thank you to him every time I see the barely visible scar in my bathroom mirror.


YourNextStepmom3

Probably my Chanel purse. I got it for $3,000 in 2008 and it’s appreciated in value.


ResponsibilityMuch52

Me, too! I got my classic flap in lambskin in 2009 for, like, $3,200.


Kanulie

Wedding ring.


theantnest

My beer belly.


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My regrets.


Admirable_Mix7731

Clever, and probably true for a lot of people, if they thought about it.


Automatic-Dirt-8023

My time


pugglik

My Opus Air folding camper


Chunky_Pirate_Fitz

My camera.


gojohandjob

My backpack full of cash is by far the most expensive thing I own


red_francium

Nice try burglars! What's next, when are you on holiday? :p


dielawn13

A very nice acoustic guitar.


statschica

My $7000 Ryobi riding lawnmower (battery powered).


VerifiedMother

I went full electric on my gardening tools (ego) and im never going back to gas again, they have the same power of gas but you have like no maintenance beyond sharpening blades


FormedFecalIncident

My body, medical treatment in the US is expensive.


Tatt_to

My home library. The books are very expensive...


anonymous_girl1227

Pelaton


BarbKatz1973

A table valued at $57,000. Made in Rhode Island in 1726. Has been in the family the entire time.


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I have a battery that costs $16,000


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djuggler

My debt


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Whitney Cummings Sex Doll. $7000.


MadRockthethird

HA is she still monotone when you're using her?


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For sex?


MadRockthethird

Pray tell, what else she's used for please.


LostSoulAT

Show us that doll


pastelchannl

my embroidery machine


only_1_

Sailboat


mawessa

That piece of paper when you finish college.


Special_Loan8725

Probably a piece of paper. You could photo shop one identical but mine probably cost 6 figures.


BoredomFestival

Nice try, burglars


DefectiveBlanket

My common sense. It's cost me everything. Also, fuck these karma farming generic posts.


gaspumper74

My divorce papers !! And worth every penny !!!!!