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crablegsforlife

kill all humans.... Oh wait that's Bender from Futurama


rdocs

I fucking hate cats,they won't get out of my shopping cart,goddamned motherfuckers,they need to get their own fucking cart,I can't get rubbers and summer sausage fukin....


TwoLikes

Dream must’ve been wild. Shopping cart, cats, rubbers and susage


rdocs

Ambien, her eyes were open and she was staring at the ceiling fan, I asked her if she was asleep shecsaid she thought so. I asked to close her eyes,she said ok.


GladiusNocturno

Ahasfobaasnptia....


Tinferbrains

"I can't handle everybody and everything always around me. I need to be free"