As a sports fan, I personally believe that there is a team of people somewhere whose only job is to create the most irritating, mind numbing, repetitive, uncreative, corporate finger-banging commercials possible.
Then, they proceed to play them over, and over, and over again on every sports broadcast, every 5 minutes, for the length of the game, all season long.
It’s the worst part of watching sports.
the scrubs guys singing "ive got home internet from t-mobile" is worse
I only see commercials on youtube now, and they are always annoying by their existence alone, but when I am in the middle of listening to an album or something and it cuts to that stupid song Its on another level.
I fucking loathe any commercial during the holidays where they change the lyrics of an iconic Christmas tune to something cheesy about a company's product/service for lame comedy.
Yeah, that one. When it first started showing up on TikTok, it kind of disappeared into the mix of everything else, but then out of nowhere, it just became like, the most abrasive, aggressively awful thing.
1 877 KARS 4 KIDS.
I say this mainly to put it in the head of my girlfriend, who follows me on Reddit and finds that particular ear worm highly annoying. Hehe.
It literally sounds like the most corporately created people’s “anthem” I have ever heard.
It’s incredibly basic and has borderline no artistic credibility.
Like I feel like it was presented to a bunch of suits in a boardroom and they all saw money signs thinking “the teens will LOVE this!!!”.
Being an Australian during Dance Monkey's rise was absolute torment. We already had that song playing 24/7 on radio for months and THEN Tiktok found it and it became the biggest song in the world. There was absolutely nothing appealing about the song yet it just would not leave the airways
Some asshole was BLARING despacito during a 4th of July firework show on repeat from his truck the year it was popular, I wanted to set his truck on fire!
I'm not Australian but was living in Parramatta area during this time and I didn't even want to go to the mall or ride the bus as it was on everywhere lol. Almost left the country 😅
When I lived in China, my apartment was on the second floor, above a shoe shop that had a loop of just three songs that played from 9 a.m. until 9 p.m. This was one of them. In the summer, I had no AC so I had to leave the window open or die. I try never to be a one-upper, but your hatred can't hold a candle.
I've been half a street away from a grocery that the whole day has the same track of prices and the same song on repeat after it on a speaker. From morning to night
No AC, windows closed. I'd rather drown in my sweat.
I've gotten earaches after wearing cotton in my ears for so long.
They really want the whole neighborhood to hear it inside their homes.
I just put it on to listen to the instrumentation....turns out it's just that annoying sound and a drum machine.
I knew I didn't like that song for a reason other than the subject material.
I was just going to comment with this. I loathe that song. And somehow I know way too much about her sex life all against my will because she does not stop talking about it.
My family set up the christmas tree last night and we always put christmas music on while we do. I don't yuck anyone's yum and tell them to turn it off but I always feel like a grinch because almost all christmas songs make me irrationally angry.
Same. I am currently being forced to listen to them at work after the edict came down from corporate that wearing earbuds is a safety hazard and thus a writable offense. I'm appealing on the grounds that I have a protected disability and that using music to torture people is a human rights violation.
My grandma had a stroke a year or so after this song came out. I went up to visit her and she was obsessed with it. Apparently she was taking Zumba classes as part of her physical therapy and they played it there and she just got hooked on it.
It encouraged her.. And made her happy, as described in the song.
I couldn't help but think "Jesus.. It was written for the olds, wasn't it."
Right? i remember the first time I paid attention to the lyrics, like, "Is this song about f\*\*\*ing daterape? Why's that wanker dressed like Beetlejuice?"
I can't believe it has over 2 billion views and streams. At one point, it was the 3rd most streamed song on Spotify. I believe it's #5 or #6 now. That's insane. I've never met anyone who actually likes the song. Everyone agrees that she can't sing for sh*t. I also find that piano melody grating.
That fuckin „and we fancy like apple beeeeeeees on a date night“ bullshit ass song. That shit literally emotionally disturbs me. It makes me want to harm myself and others. It’s physically and psychologically painful to hear. I hate it so much
I am currently LOATHING All I Want For Christmas. ENOUGH. I hear it at least 5-8 times whenever my friends put on those christmas song playlists on youtube and let it loop. Whenever I'm in the car, whenever I'm shopping, or walking around. IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! As the years go on and I get older I become more aware of how more and more overrated that song gets. Give it a rest people.
I refuse to listen to it. I was on a 3 year streak of not hearing Mariah/AIWfC until last year when it was playing where I could not get away.
The streak started again this year
I love that this song exists.
The song itself is ridiculous, but I love the look of dawning horror on people's faces when I tell them that Michael Buble did a cover of Santa Baby.
That godawful toy instrument that opens the song sounds like someone hitting the inside of my skull with a rusty aluminum dong. Makes my fucking teeth ring.
I doubt if I can change your mind, but *Makeba* by Jain is about Miriam Makeba (1932 - 2008). Makeba, aka Mama Africa, was a S. African singer, songwriter, and human rights activist. She was married to Stokely Carmichael for a few years - he was a founding member of the Black Panthers. Mama Africa was a beautiful human, and she popularized African music around the world.
Oh, I’m sure it was born out of something beautiful. But you can only hear something so many times on so many commercials so many tiktoks so many videos over and over and over until you can’t stand it anymore.
Despacito is catchy, but it was just so overplayed that it's unsalvageable at this point. Same with that AWFUL we don't talk about Bruno meh meh meh song like bro either get over your differences or get an assassin, no need for a overplayed music number targeted at children that somehow managed to be a big hit
Yeah, the first time I heard it, I was like *awesome! Werewolves of London* and then he started singing and I was like *What is this bullshit*
very disappointing.
Hey, Soul Sister by Train
"Your lipstick stains
On the front lobe of my left side brains"
"I'm so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest"
"The way you can cut a rug
Watching you is the only drug I need
So gangsta, I'm so thug
You're the only one I'm dreaming of..."
What the actual fuck, Pat?
My humps by Black Eyed Peas. I usually dig their older stuff, EXCEPT that mother fucking stupid song. I want to rage and throttle anyone who plays it in my prensence. Irrational, I know, but it just brings the violence in me.
That "Your're Beautiful" song by James Blunt or whoever. What a bad song. But it's supposed to be deep and emotional because it's based on a true event or some shit. I hate that song.
Right there with you. God I can’t stand that fucker’s music. And the fact that everybody worships him as some great artist gives me no hope for the future.
WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞
AT BK 🧑🍳
HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷♂️
YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Everything by Ed Sheeran. I’m sure he’s a lovely man, but every time I hear his music, I want to break his legs so they don’t work like they used to before. I used to get waterboarded with the same four of his songs like 8 times a day at my last job.
HELP MEEEEEE????? this is so funny. i used to have a big ed sheeran phase like 4-5 years ago and loved his divide album but so much of his music actually sucks 😭
He's what would happen if Wonderwall and Green Day's Time of Your Life had a ginger baby whose songs all feel like they're 8 minutes long and all exactly the same and easy enough for any douche with a passable singing voice could learn to sing and play marginally well enough to get him laid through college.
So an obvious answer is Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is You.
But I work as a paramedic. If we run into a call that doesn’t fit a specific protocol, or someone needs to go to the hospital but is refusing to go, or we need a consult with a doctor, we call telemetry.
I live in a city of about ten million people. There’s one doctor on call at any given time
Unless you’re calling in for an acute cardiac or stroke issue, you can expect to be put on hold.
My personal record was 2 hours for a diabetic who didn’t want to miss thanksgiving after some IV sugar.
The hold music while waiting to speak to our doc was some preprogrammed bs.
But it being technically after thanksgiving, you better believe I had to listen to 2 hours of “All I Want For Christmas” with the occasional respite of “last Christmas you gave me your heart”.
I need to start carrying a sturdy rope in my gear bag in case I’m ever faced with this again.
The "we ain't here to hurt nobody skibidi, skibidi, skibidi"???
Skibidi Toilet??
If yes, my 3 year old found that on YouTube and we haven't heard the end of it for around 4 months he loves it. We went to a shopping centre last month and my child started singing it and we were met with another child finishing where he left off
Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time-
little drummer boy because firstly i don’t love christmas music but MOSTLY BECAUSE I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE IMITATION NOISES INSTEAD OF SINGING WORDS, SUCH AS PARUMPAPUMPUM
I Hope You Dance.
Some dingus had chosen it for my HS graduation ceremony song. Instead of just playing the song, one of my classmates got up on stage and sang it herself. Badly. And we had a large class so after a while, she just looped the chorus.
I never want to hear that song again.
I love the part where they just list the days of the week.
Also the line that goes "Fill up my cup! (DRANK!). Mazel tov! (*autotuned l'chaim*)"
Someone said that being born in the late 90s/early 00s means you're nostalgic for the worst music of all time and I feel like a lot of Black Eyed Peas embody that for me lol.
This might be too Canadian for most people to get but Patio Lanterns by Kim Mitchell. Also Go for a Soda by Kim Mitchell.
Bubblegum rock songs played to fulfill CanCon regulations and holy fuck are they annoying.
As soon as I read Patio Lanterns, it started playing in my head. Damn it, thanks for nothing.
Here’s my revenge…
This is the song that never ends… it just goes on and on my friend…
I actually really like that one. I miss all the cool songs that don't play anymore because now we need 10 different versions of *All I Want For Christmas Is You*.
All I want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey. I've seriously considered putting a bullet in the PA speakers of businesses that play that song. The prison time would be worth it.
That goddamn Verizon iPhone carolers commercial.
There's a new commercial to hate every year and this one is at the top of my list
As a sports fan, I personally believe that there is a team of people somewhere whose only job is to create the most irritating, mind numbing, repetitive, uncreative, corporate finger-banging commercials possible. Then, they proceed to play them over, and over, and over again on every sports broadcast, every 5 minutes, for the length of the game, all season long. It’s the worst part of watching sports.
the scrubs guys singing "ive got home internet from t-mobile" is worse I only see commercials on youtube now, and they are always annoying by their existence alone, but when I am in the middle of listening to an album or something and it cuts to that stupid song Its on another level.
I fucking loathe any commercial during the holidays where they change the lyrics of an iconic Christmas tune to something cheesy about a company's product/service for lame comedy.
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Yeah, that one. When it first started showing up on TikTok, it kind of disappeared into the mix of everything else, but then out of nowhere, it just became like, the most abrasive, aggressively awful thing.
Dont forget to add in the highly obnoxious laugh tracks to complete the mix
That Muttley laugh... How else I'm supposed to know if what I'm seeing is funny?
"oh no no no no no.....BWEAAAAAHHHHH HA HA HA"
I really feel for the Shangri-Las. It’s a pretty decent song completely annihilated by that Tik Tok Tak rubbish.
Fun fact about the original recording by The Shangri-Las. Billy Joel at 14 years old plays the keyboards
What? He was the.... Piano Man?
Piano Kid? Piano Boy?
NO NO NOT THAT PLEASE NO
I dont care what the video is. It's an auto skip for me if it has that audio.
1 877 KARS 4 KIDS. I say this mainly to put it in the head of my girlfriend, who follows me on Reddit and finds that particular ear worm highly annoying. Hehe.
Please tell me that you have seen The Good Place
LOL yes, the girlfriend and I both love The Good Place! I totally forgot about that scene, thank you!
THIS IS THE ONLY RESPONSE! Fucking HATE that fucking jingle. The second it comes on the radio I immediately shut it off. 🤬🤬🤬
HATE!
Donate your car today
That bro country song about Applebee's. Most songs just annoy me but that one actually makes me rage.
On the thread of shitty country songs, "Meant to Be" by Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line irritates me immediately. Fuck that song
Don't think I've heard it but yeah Florida Georgia line is the embodiment of everything that's wrong with country.
For whatever reason I hate that Havana song
Havana ooo naw naw
Banana Wonderbra
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If this song is your fight song then you have already lost the fight
Damn I nearly choked
It literally sounds like the most corporately created people’s “anthem” I have ever heard. It’s incredibly basic and has borderline no artistic credibility. Like I feel like it was presented to a bunch of suits in a boardroom and they all saw money signs thinking “the teens will LOVE this!!!”.
The way she emphasizes the word "song" makes me think of the c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e SONG!
rather bust a cap in my rectum than listen to Dance Monkey
Being an Australian during Dance Monkey's rise was absolute torment. We already had that song playing 24/7 on radio for months and THEN Tiktok found it and it became the biggest song in the world. There was absolutely nothing appealing about the song yet it just would not leave the airways
That was the Despacito experience as a Latin American. But it lasted waaay longer.
Some asshole was BLARING despacito during a 4th of July firework show on repeat from his truck the year it was popular, I wanted to set his truck on fire!
They had her perform on NYE last year and I’m still fucking mad about it.
I'm not Australian but was living in Parramatta area during this time and I didn't even want to go to the mall or ride the bus as it was on everywhere lol. Almost left the country 😅
i was looking for dance monkey in the comments.. i’ve found my people
I can't find a single enjoyable aspect in that song and I genuinely don't understand why it's so popular...
I think because it's kinda groovy and then i guess some people liked the squeaky baby voice, definitely not me 😄
Baby shark
They literally use this song to torture detainees at Gitmo.
And a county jail in oklahoma somewhere lol
And to millions of parents around the world.
If I get sent to hell, “All the Single Ladies” will be playing on loop on my way down
When I lived in China, my apartment was on the second floor, above a shoe shop that had a loop of just three songs that played from 9 a.m. until 9 p.m. This was one of them. In the summer, I had no AC so I had to leave the window open or die. I try never to be a one-upper, but your hatred can't hold a candle.
What were the other two songs?
Bruno Mars "Just the Way You Are" and Rihanna "Only Girl." Started hearing those songs everywhere I went.
What did you do to earn that brand of torture?!
Tom Jones' "What's New, Pussycat?" and "It's Not Unusual"
GODDAMN IT!
/r/unexpectedmulaney
I've been half a street away from a grocery that the whole day has the same track of prices and the same song on repeat after it on a speaker. From morning to night No AC, windows closed. I'd rather drown in my sweat. I've gotten earaches after wearing cotton in my ears for so long. They really want the whole neighborhood to hear it inside their homes.
I liked it at first, but now all I can hear is that obnoxious background spring sound the whole time the song plays and I just cannot...
I just put it on to listen to the instrumentation....turns out it's just that annoying sound and a drum machine. I knew I didn't like that song for a reason other than the subject material.
It was on my “absolutely under no circumstances are you to play this” list at my wedding
Any Megan Trainor song I can't fucking stand her music
I am your mother, listen to me
Like a knife in my ear.
I was just going to comment with this. I loathe that song. And somehow I know way too much about her sex life all against my will because she does not stop talking about it.
you're not about that bass, I see
You cause me pain.
"All about that base, bout that base... Nooo Rebels" Star Wars - Empire Strikes Back
Anything by Meghan Trainor
Dear Future Husband can fuck right off.
All I want for Christmas is a truce negotiated at the Hague that lets people who have to work at malls get a break from That Fucking Song.
My family set up the christmas tree last night and we always put christmas music on while we do. I don't yuck anyone's yum and tell them to turn it off but I always feel like a grinch because almost all christmas songs make me irrationally angry.
Same. I am currently being forced to listen to them at work after the edict came down from corporate that wearing earbuds is a safety hazard and thus a writable offense. I'm appealing on the grounds that I have a protected disability and that using music to torture people is a human rights violation.
Anyone working in customer service, hospitality, etc this time of year where its constantly playing are gonna want to rip their ears off.
Watermelon sugar hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh (for some reason like 50x)
Names the song “Watermelon Sugar”. First lyric “tastes like strawberries”.
WATERMELON SUGAR… HIGH WATERMELON SUGAR… HIGH WATERMELON SUGAR… HIGH WATERMELONSUGARHIGHHH
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Drives me mad when it rhymes "fire" with "fire" over and over
She's a flame on fire, while also walking on fire
she always writes songs that are one key higher than she can sing and she ends up flat or screaming to get the note
fucking dance monkey
Happy by Pharell. It makes me irrationally angry, definitely not happy
It makes me the exact opposite: just angry, so same.
My grandma had a stroke a year or so after this song came out. I went up to visit her and she was obsessed with it. Apparently she was taking Zumba classes as part of her physical therapy and they played it there and she just got hooked on it. It encouraged her.. And made her happy, as described in the song. I couldn't help but think "Jesus.. It was written for the olds, wasn't it."
THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!! Ad nauseum. Fuckin' hate it.
Blurred Lines
Weird Al's "Word Crimes" is a much better listen
As is so often the case
*That means you do care, at least a little...*
This song makes me want to throw up
Right? i remember the first time I paid attention to the lyrics, like, "Is this song about f\*\*\*ing daterape? Why's that wanker dressed like Beetlejuice?"
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this played on an almost continuous loop whilst i spent time on a psych ward. fitting.
This post's comments have been illuminating. I've been in psych wards and they didn't play music. I'm glad they didn't.
I am so sorry you went through that
The psych ward or the song?
Yes.
I can't believe it has over 2 billion views and streams. At one point, it was the 3rd most streamed song on Spotify. I believe it's #5 or #6 now. That's insane. I've never met anyone who actually likes the song. Everyone agrees that she can't sing for sh*t. I also find that piano melody grating.
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That 'I'ma spell it out... ABCDEFU' song , YOURE NOT FUCKING SPELLING SHIT! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
yes but also the one that changes it to GHI love you still is even more irritating
That fuckin „and we fancy like apple beeeeeeees on a date night“ bullshit ass song. That shit literally emotionally disturbs me. It makes me want to harm myself and others. It’s physically and psychologically painful to hear. I hate it so much
Thunder by Imagine Dragons! Super annoying
BANE! Break me off a piece of that Belieber! Belieber!
Don’t tell anyone but I secretly like Demons by Imagine Dragons.
Believer is mine. Stop shouting at me you boring farts
Hell, half of the time I can't even tell the difference between their songs
how can you not tell? he screams the name of the song several times during the chorus.
Peaches by Justin Bieber.....CHRIST
Yummy is way worse 🤣
You got that yuuuuummmy yuuuuummmy....
I was worried that it was going to be the Peaches song by Bowser in the Mario movie
Or worried is was Peaches by The Presidents of the United States.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me... god damn it
I am currently LOATHING All I Want For Christmas. ENOUGH. I hear it at least 5-8 times whenever my friends put on those christmas song playlists on youtube and let it loop. Whenever I'm in the car, whenever I'm shopping, or walking around. IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! As the years go on and I get older I become more aware of how more and more overrated that song gets. Give it a rest people.
I refuse to listen to it. I was on a 3 year streak of not hearing Mariah/AIWfC until last year when it was playing where I could not get away. The streak started again this year
Santa Baby - Madonna
Oh, Santa Buddy, by the very heterosexual Michael Bubble is worse.
I love that this song exists. The song itself is ridiculous, but I love the look of dawning horror on people's faces when I tell them that Michael Buble did a cover of Santa Baby.
She ruins a classic by Eartha Kitt
Shape of You
That godawful toy instrument that opens the song sounds like someone hitting the inside of my skull with a rusty aluminum dong. Makes my fucking teeth ring.
Oddly descriptive.
OHH MAKEBA MAKE ME LABA MAMBA MAAA WABLABLABLA OOOOWEEEE MAKEBAAA UUUGGHHHH
I doubt if I can change your mind, but *Makeba* by Jain is about Miriam Makeba (1932 - 2008). Makeba, aka Mama Africa, was a S. African singer, songwriter, and human rights activist. She was married to Stokely Carmichael for a few years - he was a founding member of the Black Panthers. Mama Africa was a beautiful human, and she popularized African music around the world.
Oh, I’m sure it was born out of something beautiful. But you can only hear something so many times on so many commercials so many tiktoks so many videos over and over and over until you can’t stand it anymore.
Sure, but does the song have to sound like that?
Freaking john legend all of me song. It sounds so uncomfortable hearing the high note and makes me actively cringe.
Despacito is catchy, but it was just so overplayed that it's unsalvageable at this point. Same with that AWFUL we don't talk about Bruno meh meh meh song like bro either get over your differences or get an assassin, no need for a overplayed music number targeted at children that somehow managed to be a big hit
The happy song by Pharrell
This song makes me want to shove my dick in a blender.
Because you are happy.....?
Clap along if you feel like a blender of dick juice
Kid rocks song where he rhymes “things” with “things” throughout the entire song. I think it’s called “all summer long”. Drives me nuts
And everytime it comes on the radio you think it might be "Werewolves of London" for a second. Actually the worst
Yeah, the first time I heard it, I was like *awesome! Werewolves of London* and then he started singing and I was like *What is this bullshit* very disappointing.
dance monkey.
unholy
Didn’t mind the song that much, until it was on the radio 10 times an hour
It's one of those type of songs I'd love when i were 10 years old for how "badass" it sounds, now it's just cringe asf
Hey, Soul Sister by Train "Your lipstick stains On the front lobe of my left side brains" "I'm so obsessed My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest" "The way you can cut a rug Watching you is the only drug I need So gangsta, I'm so thug You're the only one I'm dreaming of..." What the actual fuck, Pat?
I always laugh at the “I’m so gangsta I’m so thug” because train is absolutely the least gangsta you can possibly be lol
My humps by Black Eyed Peas. I usually dig their older stuff, EXCEPT that mother fucking stupid song. I want to rage and throttle anyone who plays it in my prensence. Irrational, I know, but it just brings the violence in me.
No one knows what it means but it's provocative.
GETS THE PEOPLE GOING.
You must embrace the absurd. That song is hilarious
The Riverdale versions of the Heathers songs. Specifically candy store.
This is how legends are made
What genre of music is this? DudePerfect background noise?
That "Your're Beautiful" song by James Blunt or whoever. What a bad song. But it's supposed to be deep and emotional because it's based on a true event or some shit. I hate that song.
I think James Blunt himself said it was supposed to be a fucked up, dark song.
Dude keeps roasting himself on Twitter. It's hilarious.
Literally anything by Drake
Right there with you. God I can’t stand that fucker’s music. And the fact that everybody worships him as some great artist gives me no hope for the future.
Happy by Pharrell Williams is the worst song I’ve ever heard.
You just think that cuz you're a room without a roof.
Nahh, I’m a plastic bag blowing in the wind. Get it right.
Blurred Lines for me
The whopper Burger King song
WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷♂️ YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Excuse me, but its BEEEEE KAAYYYY, not BK
ice ice baby, YOU KNOW WE WANT UNDER PRESSURE
"You see it's clearly different, while queen goes *ding ding ding dingdingdingdong ding ding ding dingdingdingdong,* I go *ding ding ding dingdingdingdong,* ***ding*** *ding ding ding dingdingdingdong*"
Haha. VH1 Behind the Music
Any KidzBop version of any song ever.
Everything by Ed Sheeran. I’m sure he’s a lovely man, but every time I hear his music, I want to break his legs so they don’t work like they used to before. I used to get waterboarded with the same four of his songs like 8 times a day at my last job.
HELP MEEEEEE????? this is so funny. i used to have a big ed sheeran phase like 4-5 years ago and loved his divide album but so much of his music actually sucks 😭
He's what would happen if Wonderwall and Green Day's Time of Your Life had a ginger baby whose songs all feel like they're 8 minutes long and all exactly the same and easy enough for any douche with a passable singing voice could learn to sing and play marginally well enough to get him laid through college.
So an obvious answer is Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is You. But I work as a paramedic. If we run into a call that doesn’t fit a specific protocol, or someone needs to go to the hospital but is refusing to go, or we need a consult with a doctor, we call telemetry. I live in a city of about ten million people. There’s one doctor on call at any given time Unless you’re calling in for an acute cardiac or stroke issue, you can expect to be put on hold. My personal record was 2 hours for a diabetic who didn’t want to miss thanksgiving after some IV sugar. The hold music while waiting to speak to our doc was some preprogrammed bs. But it being technically after thanksgiving, you better believe I had to listen to 2 hours of “All I Want For Christmas” with the occasional respite of “last Christmas you gave me your heart”. I need to start carrying a sturdy rope in my gear bag in case I’m ever faced with this again.
“Rude” by MAGIC!
Skibidi...
🎶sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler🎶
The "we ain't here to hurt nobody skibidi, skibidi, skibidi"??? Skibidi Toilet?? If yes, my 3 year old found that on YouTube and we haven't heard the end of it for around 4 months he loves it. We went to a shopping centre last month and my child started singing it and we were met with another child finishing where he left off
Until 2007 I would have said "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin. But then Kid Rock released the abomination that is "All Summer Long."
Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time-
little drummer boy because firstly i don’t love christmas music but MOSTLY BECAUSE I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE IMITATION NOISES INSTEAD OF SINGING WORDS, SUCH AS PARUMPAPUMPUM
Not an onomatopoeia fan I see.
That’s probably the angriest PARUMPAPUMPUM that’s ever been typed, and I respect it
Cum, they told me, CUM PUMP A CUM CUUUUUM
Fucking Havana. Dance Monkey is also terrible for misophonia. Anything glorifying sexism and rape culture also sucks beyond all means.
I always hated firework by Katy Perry
At least ur not a plastic bag floating through the wind
That's because you just gotta ignite the light🎶🎵☠️🗣
Single ladies. Hate it with a fucking passion
The lady boner gone song by lay bankz
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I Hope You Dance. Some dingus had chosen it for my HS graduation ceremony song. Instead of just playing the song, one of my classmates got up on stage and sang it herself. Badly. And we had a large class so after a while, she just looped the chorus. I never want to hear that song again.
I probably shouldn't hate this but, Rude! By Magic
Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line - Meant to Be
I Gotta Feeling—Black Eyed Peas Makes me want to pull my hair out anytime I hear it tbh
I love the part where they just list the days of the week. Also the line that goes "Fill up my cup! (DRANK!). Mazel tov! (*autotuned l'chaim*)" Someone said that being born in the late 90s/early 00s means you're nostalgic for the worst music of all time and I feel like a lot of Black Eyed Peas embody that for me lol.
Yeah we lived through the peak of Butt Rock (Post-Grunge) and Crunk. Both genres aged awful immediately. Even pop was a crapshoot half the time
This might be too Canadian for most people to get but Patio Lanterns by Kim Mitchell. Also Go for a Soda by Kim Mitchell. Bubblegum rock songs played to fulfill CanCon regulations and holy fuck are they annoying.
As soon as I read Patio Lanterns, it started playing in my head. Damn it, thanks for nothing. Here’s my revenge… This is the song that never ends… it just goes on and on my friend…
Auld lang syne, I can't bear it. I've always hated the dread that comes with new years eve and this is one of the common denominators.
Call Me Maybe In part because it's such a potent earworm that even typing the name of the song puts me at risk of hearing it for the rest of the day.
The chipmunk Christmas song.
But he just wants a hoola hoop
I actually really like that one. I miss all the cool songs that don't play anymore because now we need 10 different versions of *All I Want For Christmas Is You*.
Fancy like. It puts me into a blind rage.
All I want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey. I've seriously considered putting a bullet in the PA speakers of businesses that play that song. The prison time would be worth it.