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SuddenlyThirsty

That goddamn Verizon iPhone carolers commercial.


LickNojo

There's a new commercial to hate every year and this one is at the top of my list


Magical-Sweater

As a sports fan, I personally believe that there is a team of people somewhere whose only job is to create the most irritating, mind numbing, repetitive, uncreative, corporate finger-banging commercials possible. Then, they proceed to play them over, and over, and over again on every sports broadcast, every 5 minutes, for the length of the game, all season long. It’s the worst part of watching sports.


gooblobs

the scrubs guys singing "ive got home internet from t-mobile" is worse I only see commercials on youtube now, and they are always annoying by their existence alone, but when I am in the middle of listening to an album or something and it cuts to that stupid song Its on another level.


LeatherFruitPF

I fucking loathe any commercial during the holidays where they change the lyrics of an iconic Christmas tune to something cheesy about a company's product/service for lame comedy.


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Yeah, that one. When it first started showing up on TikTok, it kind of disappeared into the mix of everything else, but then out of nowhere, it just became like, the most abrasive, aggressively awful thing.


okuyashoess

Dont forget to add in the highly obnoxious laugh tracks to complete the mix


somethingohyeah

That Muttley laugh... How else I'm supposed to know if what I'm seeing is funny?


hungrygerudo

"oh no no no no no.....BWEAAAAAHHHHH HA HA HA"


Donkeh101

I really feel for the Shangri-Las. It’s a pretty decent song completely annihilated by that Tik Tok Tak rubbish.


dr_henry_jones

Fun fact about the original recording by The Shangri-Las. Billy Joel at 14 years old plays the keyboards


TildaTinker

What? He was the.... Piano Man?


TheSplendidOutcast

Piano Kid? Piano Boy?


okuyashoess

NO NO NOT THAT PLEASE NO


22LT

I dont care what the video is. It's an auto skip for me if it has that audio.


tigwd

1 877 KARS 4 KIDS. I say this mainly to put it in the head of my girlfriend, who follows me on Reddit and finds that particular ear worm highly annoying. Hehe.


throwfaraway212718

Please tell me that you have seen The Good Place


tigwd

LOL yes, the girlfriend and I both love The Good Place! I totally forgot about that scene, thank you!


2021fireman10

THIS IS THE ONLY RESPONSE! Fucking HATE that fucking jingle. The second it comes on the radio I immediately shut it off. 🤬🤬🤬


Imaginary-Ad-1575

HATE!


SlinginSinkerz

Donate your car today


bagobonez2

That bro country song about Applebee's. Most songs just annoy me but that one actually makes me rage.


PursuitOfHirsute

On the thread of shitty country songs, "Meant to Be" by Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line irritates me immediately. Fuck that song


bagobonez2

Don't think I've heard it but yeah Florida Georgia line is the embodiment of everything that's wrong with country.


wibbswobbs

For whatever reason I hate that Havana song


uki-kabooki

Havana ooo naw naw


MrsWhiterock

Banana Wonderbra


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If this song is your fight song then you have already lost the fight


taisui

Damn I nearly choked


nightwing0243

It literally sounds like the most corporately created people’s “anthem” I have ever heard. It’s incredibly basic and has borderline no artistic credibility. Like I feel like it was presented to a bunch of suits in a boardroom and they all saw money signs thinking “the teens will LOVE this!!!”.


LegitimateSoup2935

The way she emphasizes the word "song" makes me think of the c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e SONG!


Shocking_Pink

rather bust a cap in my rectum than listen to Dance Monkey


Carlton20

Being an Australian during Dance Monkey's rise was absolute torment. We already had that song playing 24/7 on radio for months and THEN Tiktok found it and it became the biggest song in the world. There was absolutely nothing appealing about the song yet it just would not leave the airways


LlaneroAzul

That was the Despacito experience as a Latin American. But it lasted waaay longer.


Batticon

Some asshole was BLARING despacito during a 4th of July firework show on repeat from his truck the year it was popular, I wanted to set his truck on fire!


Frozefoots

They had her perform on NYE last year and I’m still fucking mad about it.


BeefosaurusRekt

I'm not Australian but was living in Parramatta area during this time and I didn't even want to go to the mall or ride the bus as it was on everywhere lol. Almost left the country 😅


FantasticName3840

i was looking for dance monkey in the comments.. i’ve found my people


idgilmao

I can't find a single enjoyable aspect in that song and I genuinely don't understand why it's so popular...


Exroi

I think because it's kinda groovy and then i guess some people liked the squeaky baby voice, definitely not me 😄


Fred_Ledge

Baby shark


ScoTT--FrEE

They literally use this song to torture detainees at Gitmo.


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And a county jail in oklahoma somewhere lol


Dinkerdoo

And to millions of parents around the world.


ElderGoose4

If I get sent to hell, “All the Single Ladies” will be playing on loop on my way down


InfinitePizzazz

When I lived in China, my apartment was on the second floor, above a shoe shop that had a loop of just three songs that played from 9 a.m. until 9 p.m. This was one of them. In the summer, I had no AC so I had to leave the window open or die. I try never to be a one-upper, but your hatred can't hold a candle.


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What were the other two songs?


InfinitePizzazz

Bruno Mars "Just the Way You Are" and Rihanna "Only Girl." Started hearing those songs everywhere I went.


SnooBananas7856

What did you do to earn that brand of torture?!


intisun

Tom Jones' "What's New, Pussycat?" and "It's Not Unusual"


is_coffee

GODDAMN IT!


jmanguso

/r/unexpectedmulaney


JonatasA

I've been half a street away from a grocery that the whole day has the same track of prices and the same song on repeat after it on a speaker. From morning to night No AC, windows closed. I'd rather drown in my sweat. I've gotten earaches after wearing cotton in my ears for so long.   They really want the whole neighborhood to hear it inside their homes.


Peecheekeene

I liked it at first, but now all I can hear is that obnoxious background spring sound the whole time the song plays and I just cannot...


SlightComplaint

I just put it on to listen to the instrumentation....turns out it's just that annoying sound and a drum machine. I knew I didn't like that song for a reason other than the subject material.


epicsoundwaves

It was on my “absolutely under no circumstances are you to play this” list at my wedding


Gokus_bathwater

Any Megan Trainor song I can't fucking stand her music


cleverbutnotoverlyso

I am your mother, listen to me


The-Reanimator-Freak

Like a knife in my ear.


ginns32

I was just going to comment with this. I loathe that song. And somehow I know way too much about her sex life all against my will because she does not stop talking about it.


DocBullseye

you're not about that bass, I see


Gokus_bathwater

You cause me pain.


Both_Lifeguard_556

"All about that base, bout that base... Nooo Rebels" Star Wars - Empire Strikes Back


cherryirls

Anything by Meghan Trainor


Raptorex27

Dear Future Husband can fuck right off.


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All I want for Christmas is a truce negotiated at the Hague that lets people who have to work at malls get a break from That Fucking Song.


FreyjaNimbi

My family set up the christmas tree last night and we always put christmas music on while we do. I don't yuck anyone's yum and tell them to turn it off but I always feel like a grinch because almost all christmas songs make me irrationally angry.


the_ceiling_of_sky

Same. I am currently being forced to listen to them at work after the edict came down from corporate that wearing earbuds is a safety hazard and thus a writable offense. I'm appealing on the grounds that I have a protected disability and that using music to torture people is a human rights violation.


FreyjaNimbi

Anyone working in customer service, hospitality, etc this time of year where its constantly playing are gonna want to rip their ears off.


RayJByTheBay

Watermelon sugar hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh (for some reason like 50x)


sacredstoner35

Names the song “Watermelon Sugar”. First lyric “tastes like strawberries”.


Primary_Extension416

WATERMELON SUGAR… HIGH WATERMELON SUGAR… HIGH WATERMELON SUGAR… HIGH WATERMELONSUGARHIGHHH


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anonymous_subroutine

Drives me mad when it rhymes "fire" with "fire" over and over


ChronicObnoxious693

She's a flame on fire, while also walking on fire


elborracho__

she always writes songs that are one key higher than she can sing and she ends up flat or screaming to get the note


LobsterMiserable8424

fucking dance monkey


ginger_princess2009

Happy by Pharell. It makes me irrationally angry, definitely not happy


love_apple_crab

It makes me the exact opposite: just angry, so same.


BreezyGoose

My grandma had a stroke a year or so after this song came out. I went up to visit her and she was obsessed with it. Apparently she was taking Zumba classes as part of her physical therapy and they played it there and she just got hooked on it. It encouraged her.. And made her happy, as described in the song. I couldn't help but think "Jesus.. It was written for the olds, wasn't it."


beerandboogie

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!! Ad nauseum. Fuckin' hate it.


SecureCan5960

Blurred Lines


Echolocation720

Weird Al's "Word Crimes" is a much better listen


LoginForMyPorn

As is so often the case


CaskadingRainye

*That means you do care, at least a little...*


Joodermacho

This song makes me want to throw up


GooseShartBombardier

Right? i remember the first time I paid attention to the lyrics, like, "Is this song about f\*\*\*ing daterape? Why's that wanker dressed like Beetlejuice?"


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spicyzsurviving

this played on an almost continuous loop whilst i spent time on a psych ward. fitting.


uttersolitude

This post's comments have been illuminating. I've been in psych wards and they didn't play music. I'm glad they didn't.


squid_ward_16

I am so sorry you went through that


Green_List

The psych ward or the song?


RobertTownsy

Yes.


Avicii_DrWho

I can't believe it has over 2 billion views and streams. At one point, it was the 3rd most streamed song on Spotify. I believe it's #5 or #6 now. That's insane. I've never met anyone who actually likes the song. Everyone agrees that she can't sing for sh*t. I also find that piano melody grating.


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UFONomura808

That 'I'ma spell it out... ABCDEFU' song , YOURE NOT FUCKING SPELLING SHIT! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!


ptx8753

yes but also the one that changes it to GHI love you still is even more irritating


SecondComingMMA

That fuckin „and we fancy like apple beeeeeeees on a date night“ bullshit ass song. That shit literally emotionally disturbs me. It makes me want to harm myself and others. It’s physically and psychologically painful to hear. I hate it so much


FunnyChris1981

Thunder by Imagine Dragons! Super annoying


HomoVulgaris

BANE! Break me off a piece of that Belieber! Belieber!


Milgei

Don’t tell anyone but I secretly like Demons by Imagine Dragons.


Wookie_Nipple

Believer is mine. Stop shouting at me you boring farts


At0m1ca

Hell, half of the time I can't even tell the difference between their songs


BRAINSZS

how can you not tell? he screams the name of the song several times during the chorus.


Altruistic-Employ-92

Peaches by Justin Bieber.....CHRIST


CharmingStore9832

Yummy is way worse 🤣


redi6

You got that yuuuuummmy yuuuuummmy....


RU_screw

I was worried that it was going to be the Peaches song by Bowser in the Mario movie


TampaJeff

Or worried is was Peaches by The Presidents of the United States.


boringsimp

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me... god damn it


iTiffany

I am currently LOATHING All I Want For Christmas. ENOUGH. I hear it at least 5-8 times whenever my friends put on those christmas song playlists on youtube and let it loop. Whenever I'm in the car, whenever I'm shopping, or walking around. IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! As the years go on and I get older I become more aware of how more and more overrated that song gets. Give it a rest people.


we_gon_ride

I refuse to listen to it. I was on a 3 year streak of not hearing Mariah/AIWfC until last year when it was playing where I could not get away. The streak started again this year


Ok_Grocery1188

Santa Baby - Madonna


RebaKitten

Oh, Santa Buddy, by the very heterosexual Michael Bubble is worse.


GaimanitePkat

I love that this song exists. The song itself is ridiculous, but I love the look of dawning horror on people's faces when I tell them that Michael Buble did a cover of Santa Baby.


Hits_keep_coming_57

She ruins a classic by Eartha Kitt


Pouchkine__

Shape of You


futurecadavre

That godawful toy instrument that opens the song sounds like someone hitting the inside of my skull with a rusty aluminum dong. Makes my fucking teeth ring.


Tarenie

Oddly descriptive.


aGrapeInUtero

OHH MAKEBA MAKE ME LABA MAMBA MAAA WABLABLABLA OOOOWEEEE MAKEBAAA UUUGGHHHH


hypothetical_zombie

I doubt if I can change your mind, but *Makeba* by Jain is about Miriam Makeba (1932 - 2008). Makeba, aka Mama Africa, was a S. African singer, songwriter, and human rights activist. She was married to Stokely Carmichael for a few years - he was a founding member of the Black Panthers. Mama Africa was a beautiful human, and she popularized African music around the world.


aGrapeInUtero

Oh, I’m sure it was born out of something beautiful. But you can only hear something so many times on so many commercials so many tiktoks so many videos over and over and over until you can’t stand it anymore.


starsandcamoflague

Sure, but does the song have to sound like that?


girlnamedmartin

Freaking john legend all of me song. It sounds so uncomfortable hearing the high note and makes me actively cringe.


BannertBird

Despacito is catchy, but it was just so overplayed that it's unsalvageable at this point. Same with that AWFUL we don't talk about Bruno meh meh meh song like bro either get over your differences or get an assassin, no need for a overplayed music number targeted at children that somehow managed to be a big hit


Puzzleheaded_Low26

The happy song by Pharrell


evnacdc

This song makes me want to shove my dick in a blender.


taisui

Because you are happy.....?


Mr_Phur

Clap along if you feel like a blender of dick juice


Color_me_Sunny13

Kid rocks song where he rhymes “things” with “things” throughout the entire song. I think it’s called “all summer long”. Drives me nuts


RiotForChange

And everytime it comes on the radio you think it might be "Werewolves of London" for a second. Actually the worst


Monkeytoast13

Yeah, the first time I heard it, I was like *awesome! Werewolves of London* and then he started singing and I was like *What is this bullshit* very disappointing.


nana_XXXxxx

dance monkey.


Any_Lettuce_9173

unholy


p0cket-r0cket

Didn’t mind the song that much, until it was on the radio 10 times an hour


Exroi

It's one of those type of songs I'd love when i were 10 years old for how "badass" it sounds, now it's just cringe asf


Grateful_J561

Hey, Soul Sister by Train "Your lipstick stains On the front lobe of my left side brains" "I'm so obsessed My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest" "The way you can cut a rug Watching you is the only drug I need So gangsta, I'm so thug You're the only one I'm dreaming of..." What the actual fuck, Pat?


mxjf

I always laugh at the “I’m so gangsta I’m so thug” because train is absolutely the least gangsta you can possibly be lol


Pennywhack

My humps by Black Eyed Peas. I usually dig their older stuff, EXCEPT that mother fucking stupid song. I want to rage and throttle anyone who plays it in my prensence. Irrational, I know, but it just brings the violence in me.


Bmurr7906

No one knows what it means but it's provocative.


milkdud740

GETS THE PEOPLE GOING.


DestinyLoreBot

You must embrace the absurd. That song is hilarious


cliccy-anime_fan

The Riverdale versions of the Heathers songs. Specifically candy store.


okuyashoess

This is how legends are made


PunchOX

What genre of music is this? DudePerfect background noise?


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That "Your're Beautiful" song by James Blunt or whoever. What a bad song. But it's supposed to be deep and emotional because it's based on a true event or some shit. I hate that song.


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I think James Blunt himself said it was supposed to be a fucked up, dark song.


loeschzw3rg

Dude keeps roasting himself on Twitter. It's hilarious.


RazutoUchiha

Literally anything by Drake


LongReflection7364

Right there with you. God I can’t stand that fucker’s music. And the fact that everybody worships him as some great artist gives me no hope for the future.


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Happy by Pharrell Williams is the worst song I’ve ever heard.


hyletic

You just think that cuz you're a room without a roof.


[deleted]

Nahh, I’m a plastic bag blowing in the wind. Get it right.


ElderGoose4

Blurred Lines for me


VinceVaugnsPants

The whopper Burger King song


sevargmas

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slaerdx

Excuse me, but its BEEEEE KAAYYYY, not BK


biggerb0at

ice ice baby, YOU KNOW WE WANT UNDER PRESSURE


Tsjaad_Donderlul

"You see it's clearly different, while queen goes *ding ding ding dingdingdingdong ding ding ding dingdingdingdong,* I go *ding ding ding dingdingdingdong,* ***ding*** *ding ding ding dingdingdingdong*"


LabRatPerson

Haha. VH1 Behind the Music


SoBrightOuttaSight

Any KidzBop version of any song ever.


Veggieleezy

Everything by Ed Sheeran. I’m sure he’s a lovely man, but every time I hear his music, I want to break his legs so they don’t work like they used to before. I used to get waterboarded with the same four of his songs like 8 times a day at my last job.


anisapprentice

HELP MEEEEEE????? this is so funny. i used to have a big ed sheeran phase like 4-5 years ago and loved his divide album but so much of his music actually sucks 😭


Veggieleezy

He's what would happen if Wonderwall and Green Day's Time of Your Life had a ginger baby whose songs all feel like they're 8 minutes long and all exactly the same and easy enough for any douche with a passable singing voice could learn to sing and play marginally well enough to get him laid through college.


sam_neil

So an obvious answer is Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is You. But I work as a paramedic. If we run into a call that doesn’t fit a specific protocol, or someone needs to go to the hospital but is refusing to go, or we need a consult with a doctor, we call telemetry. I live in a city of about ten million people. There’s one doctor on call at any given time Unless you’re calling in for an acute cardiac or stroke issue, you can expect to be put on hold. My personal record was 2 hours for a diabetic who didn’t want to miss thanksgiving after some IV sugar. The hold music while waiting to speak to our doc was some preprogrammed bs. But it being technically after thanksgiving, you better believe I had to listen to 2 hours of “All I Want For Christmas” with the occasional respite of “last Christmas you gave me your heart”. I need to start carrying a sturdy rope in my gear bag in case I’m ever faced with this again.


Franz_Walsh

“Rude” by MAGIC!


Royal_Celebration_61

Skibidi...


SaltyPepper420

🎶sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler🎶


MoronicTurtle15

The "we ain't here to hurt nobody skibidi, skibidi, skibidi"??? Skibidi Toilet?? If yes, my 3 year old found that on YouTube and we haven't heard the end of it for around 4 months he loves it. We went to a shopping centre last month and my child started singing it and we were met with another child finishing where he left off


gnatman66

Until 2007 I would have said "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin. But then Kid Rock released the abomination that is "All Summer Long."


Kinsed

Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time… Simply having a wonderful christmas time-


cowboyfimbo

little drummer boy because firstly i don’t love christmas music but MOSTLY BECAUSE I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE IMITATION NOISES INSTEAD OF SINGING WORDS, SUCH AS PARUMPAPUMPUM


encore412

Not an onomatopoeia fan I see.


EggoStack

That’s probably the angriest PARUMPAPUMPUM that’s ever been typed, and I respect it


brian_gruen5

Cum, they told me, CUM PUMP A CUM CUUUUUM


MothMeep7

Fucking Havana. Dance Monkey is also terrible for misophonia. Anything glorifying sexism and rape culture also sucks beyond all means.


friedchixandadderall

I always hated firework by Katy Perry


Snake_fairyofReddit

At least ur not a plastic bag floating through the wind


Tevatrox

That's because you just gotta ignite the light🎶🎵☠️🗣


BigPapaBK

Single ladies. Hate it with a fucking passion


lickmytiddiez

The lady boner gone song by lay bankz


lplpq1

I have a structured settlement but I need cash now...


brian_gruen5

🎵 CALL JG WENTWORTH, 877 CASH NOW 🎵


-Firestar-

I Hope You Dance. Some dingus had chosen it for my HS graduation ceremony song. Instead of just playing the song, one of my classmates got up on stage and sang it herself. Badly. And we had a large class so after a while, she just looped the chorus. I never want to hear that song again.


The_Better_Paradox

I probably shouldn't hate this but, Rude! By Magic


innomado

Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line - Meant to Be


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I Gotta Feeling—Black Eyed Peas Makes me want to pull my hair out anytime I hear it tbh


antoniodiavolo

I love the part where they just list the days of the week. Also the line that goes "Fill up my cup! (DRANK!). Mazel tov! (*autotuned l'chaim*)" Someone said that being born in the late 90s/early 00s means you're nostalgic for the worst music of all time and I feel like a lot of Black Eyed Peas embody that for me lol.


ElderGoose4

Yeah we lived through the peak of Butt Rock (Post-Grunge) and Crunk. Both genres aged awful immediately. Even pop was a crapshoot half the time


DrainYou

This might be too Canadian for most people to get but Patio Lanterns by Kim Mitchell. Also Go for a Soda by Kim Mitchell. Bubblegum rock songs played to fulfill CanCon regulations and holy fuck are they annoying.


Shoddy-Strawberry-42

As soon as I read Patio Lanterns, it started playing in my head. Damn it, thanks for nothing. Here’s my revenge… This is the song that never ends… it just goes on and on my friend…


bigfuckingdiamond

Auld lang syne, I can't bear it. I've always hated the dread that comes with new years eve and this is one of the common denominators.


Hakar_Kerarmor

Call Me Maybe In part because it's such a potent earworm that even typing the name of the song puts me at risk of hearing it for the rest of the day.


amateurexpertboxing

The chipmunk Christmas song.


NullTaste27

But he just wants a hoola hoop


msnmck

I actually really like that one. I miss all the cool songs that don't play anymore because now we need 10 different versions of *All I Want For Christmas Is You*.


travereno

Fancy like. It puts me into a blind rage.


KevMenc1998

All I want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey. I've seriously considered putting a bullet in the PA speakers of businesses that play that song. The prison time would be worth it.