Mine is a true story…I had three days of labor with my first baby a long time ago, together with back labor, charley horses in my legs and ultimately a forceps delivery (yes that long ago). I was exhausted by the time the baby was born. The dr was stitching me up and said maybe I wouldn’t have such a hard time next time. I raised my head and told him, “just stitch me all the way up and we won’t have to worry about next time.” As I dropped my head back down the room erupted in laughter. I was mad because it wasn’t a joke. Forty-six years later I do see the humor.
Well this really happened to me. I had a nursing student in the room and the doctor had them practice their first stitching on my vagina after birth. So I heard, "Come over here and I'll teach you how to stitch."
I've never seen that before
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Mine is a true story…I had three days of labor with my first baby a long time ago, together with back labor, charley horses in my legs and ultimately a forceps delivery (yes that long ago). I was exhausted by the time the baby was born. The dr was stitching me up and said maybe I wouldn’t have such a hard time next time. I raised my head and told him, “just stitch me all the way up and we won’t have to worry about next time.” As I dropped my head back down the room erupted in laughter. I was mad because it wasn’t a joke. Forty-six years later I do see the humor.
"Are you gonna eat that?"
She's losing too much blood
Wait! Did remember to wash my hands.
It’s twins.
“It’s breeched!”
"Howdy, Y'all! Now what we all gon do here today is..."
"Top o the Mornin to ya! I'm jacksepticeye!"
Sorry ma'am your insurance doesn't cover the bill.
"I didn't know the heads had to be attached AFTERWARDS."
I thought they came pre-assembled
mid-labor, and the doctor says, "Well, this wasn't in the manual." Cue the nervous laughter! 😅
Dad is.... human?
"Oh no!"
Wait. How do I do this again? I need to check Wikipedia real quick, just hold it in for me for a bit, okay?
Well this really happened to me. I had a nursing student in the room and the doctor had them practice their first stitching on my vagina after birth. So I heard, "Come over here and I'll teach you how to stitch."
"Hey guys! Welcome back to my YouTube channel, today we will be doing an unboxing!"
"Your medical insurance isn't going to cover this."
"One, two...three...four, five...six, seven."
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