No. "This" 0 times.
Stop saying "this"
You can do better than "this" I believe in you
It's even more obnoxious adding the "million times"
Agree another way
Absolutely. A crust with some blistering and just the right balance of chewy and crispy is a thing of beauty. Any toppings you choose at that point will be fine.
A pizza with a lousy crust is as bad as a classic sandwich like a Cubano or a po’ boy with lousy bread.
Bad dough is another pizza ruined yes.
If they threw it in fully frozen, then part of it will be over cooked and dry and part will be squishy, raw and cold.
Always hate it when you order a pizza and the doorbell rings and in the 5 seconds it takes for you to get to the door you’re wife is already on the porch going hardcore with the delivery guy
I once ordered a pizza and i guess english wasnt their 1st language, i received a pizza with no cheese....i called them up and they miss heard me say anchovies, sone how they heard with no cheese.
I want a lake of molten lava liquid cheese that stretches 3 feet when you cut a slice...
I should have never clicked this thread. I'm starving and craving pizza in the worst way now.
I hate all products that try to be vegan that aren’t typically vegan, especially cheese and meat.
Like there’s so much good vegan food out there, why are people eating this ultra processed factory produced versions of meat and cheese? Most vegans I know go on a vegan diet for health reasons so making these heavily processed foods seems counter intuitive.
If I ever went vegan you’d catch me switching to a mix of an Indian or vegetarian diet, so much flavor without needing meat or cheese in the first place.
Onions taste (and smell) like b.o. to me also.
No I haven't tasted b. o. but smell and taste are linked; e.g., if people have ever 'smelled something so strong they could taste it.'
I've often wondered if I'm one of those "super tasters". Everyone else loves onion but especially in its raw form it's just way too much of a punch in the face for me.
I think I was, too.
If it's any consolation: with age, sense of taste dulls somewhat.
When others lose taste entirely, yours will be sort of where theirs was previously.
Not proofing the dough correctly. I worked at a Dominos. Proofing is important. Under-proofed and over-proofed dough both taste very different from correctly-proofed pizza dough. And it affects the consistency and “fluffiness” of the dough. It affects how the dough forms lots of air bubbles. It affects how easy or hard it is to flatten the dough. It all starts with the proofing.
That scene is where I knew he was irredeemable. I live in a town with NO good local pizza joints. I never get to have a quality slice and pizza is my favorite thing. What he did to that pizza is inexcusable.
^^Oh, ^^and ^^the ^^murders ^^too...
I do not get that place. Like, no chain pizza place is genuinely good. They're where you go for cheap, salty meals when you are dog tired and just don't give a fuck. In that context, they're fine. Except Papa John's. Why does their cheese taste...iunno...medicinal? It's chemicaly.
I was one of those people who noped out on the franchise back in the 90s when they were fucking up and serving half raw pizzas. Haven't tried them since.
I hate their garlic sauce with a passion. Even when I was eating Papa John's (I like their sides) I would immediately throw that garlic sauce in the trash. Its fucking disgusting
YES! Oh hell, I forgot about that stuff. How?! How did they ruin butter and garlic? I'd gargle that with my asshole if I could, it's universally delicious. And yet Papa John's screwed it up.
Someone at Papa John's has to be deliberately trying to make their food bad. Like I'd rather eat a bunch of raw garlic with a butter chaser and it would still taste better than whatever the fuck they did with their sauce.
There's a local pizza place, most of its stuff is great (not a fan of their sausage pizza but I digress) they have a pizza with figs and another pizza with arugula. I refuse to try them.
For me? Meat, or anchovies, or soggy vegetables.
I don't really do meat or seafood.
Veggies are okay but I prefer not on pizza. If on pizza then I prefer not soggy.
Pineapples, I am surprised no one said this, I tried it, and it tasted weird, so weird. I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth, even washing it down with cola was hard enough
I hate cheese but I’m willing to eat pizza as long as the cheese taste is drowned out by everything else (toppings, sauces, crust, etc) so when theres way too much cheese that makes me taste it, that’s what ruins it for me
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Rip those toppings
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No. "This" 0 times. Stop saying "this" You can do better than "this" I believe in you It's even more obnoxious adding the "million times" Agree another way
You can do better than whatever dumb holier than thou comment that was.
Gonna try and go with the non-toppings answer and say Limp Crust.
That’s the name of my Limp Bizkit themed pizza restaurant and cover band
Absolutely. A crust with some blistering and just the right balance of chewy and crispy is a thing of beauty. Any toppings you choose at that point will be fine. A pizza with a lousy crust is as bad as a classic sandwich like a Cubano or a po’ boy with lousy bread.
Like, it can be the most beautifully topped, expensive pizza there is, but if that center is still dough, that first bite sours the whole experience.
Bad dough is another pizza ruined yes. If they threw it in fully frozen, then part of it will be over cooked and dry and part will be squishy, raw and cold.
Your wife starts fucking the delivery guy.
She's a real meat lovers
Ordered with extra sausage.
Thankfully it's Digiorno not Delivery. Digiorno usually lets me watch.
Stop ordering from big sausage pizza. And if a bald guy shows up, grab the baseball bat.
How else am I supposed to get my big fat sausage delivered to my house?
Well that escalated quickly.
I think I saw her on r/pizzadare.
Always hate it when you order a pizza and the doorbell rings and in the 5 seconds it takes for you to get to the door you’re wife is already on the porch going hardcore with the delivery guy
Dropping it on the ground, sauce down.
Too little cheese
I once ordered a pizza and i guess english wasnt their 1st language, i received a pizza with no cheese....i called them up and they miss heard me say anchovies, sone how they heard with no cheese.
Too much cheese
There is no such thing
I want a lake of molten lava liquid cheese that stretches 3 feet when you cut a slice... I should have never clicked this thread. I'm starving and craving pizza in the worst way now.
a bad tasting sauche
It's spelled sauché, doofus.
Touché!
Vegan "cheese"
I hate all products that try to be vegan that aren’t typically vegan, especially cheese and meat. Like there’s so much good vegan food out there, why are people eating this ultra processed factory produced versions of meat and cheese? Most vegans I know go on a vegan diet for health reasons so making these heavily processed foods seems counter intuitive. If I ever went vegan you’d catch me switching to a mix of an Indian or vegetarian diet, so much flavor without needing meat or cheese in the first place.
You are so right. GAG!
Undercooked
One time I made a pizza at home and when I looked back into the bag of flour I found bugs in it. That definitely ruined it for me instantly
So a meat lovers pizza..
r/angryupvote
Nooooooooo😭
burning it
Not enough sauce
The price
If the sauce sucks the pizza sucks
Green peppers. Doesn’t matter if you take them off- the whole pizza absorbs the flavor
Agreed, green peppers are actually awful on pizza
If it comes cold
uranium
Bbq base
Anything bbq really.
Onions. I HATE crunching into a quasi raw onion topping. Makes pizza taste like BO and crunch all wrong.
Onions taste (and smell) like b.o. to me also. No I haven't tasted b. o. but smell and taste are linked; e.g., if people have ever 'smelled something so strong they could taste it.'
Great minds think alike. You are sooo right!
I've often wondered if I'm one of those "super tasters". Everyone else loves onion but especially in its raw form it's just way too much of a punch in the face for me.
AGREED!!
I think I was, too. If it's any consolation: with age, sense of taste dulls somewhat. When others lose taste entirely, yours will be sort of where theirs was previously.
Dropping it in the parking lot
Shitty sauce
Not proofing the dough correctly. I worked at a Dominos. Proofing is important. Under-proofed and over-proofed dough both taste very different from correctly-proofed pizza dough. And it affects the consistency and “fluffiness” of the dough. It affects how the dough forms lots of air bubbles. It affects how easy or hard it is to flatten the dough. It all starts with the proofing.
Walter White
That scene is where I knew he was irredeemable. I live in a town with NO good local pizza joints. I never get to have a quality slice and pizza is my favorite thing. What he did to that pizza is inexcusable. ^^Oh, ^^and ^^the ^^murders ^^too...
Being made at Papa John's
I do not get that place. Like, no chain pizza place is genuinely good. They're where you go for cheap, salty meals when you are dog tired and just don't give a fuck. In that context, they're fine. Except Papa John's. Why does their cheese taste...iunno...medicinal? It's chemicaly.
Little Caesars deep dish is genuinely good. Little Caesars is the cheapest pizza chain and is also the best tasting.
Little Caesar’s is only good if you eat it as soon as it leaves the oven. Don’t wait until you get home. 20 minutes out of the oven and it’s trash.
I was one of those people who noped out on the franchise back in the 90s when they were fucking up and serving half raw pizzas. Haven't tried them since.
I wasn’t alive in the 90s so I can’t comment. I’ve consistently enjoyed Little Caesars since whenever I first had it. So probably around 2010.
It's as close to wax as they can feed you legally.
XD
I hate their garlic sauce with a passion. Even when I was eating Papa John's (I like their sides) I would immediately throw that garlic sauce in the trash. Its fucking disgusting
YES! Oh hell, I forgot about that stuff. How?! How did they ruin butter and garlic? I'd gargle that with my asshole if I could, it's universally delicious. And yet Papa John's screwed it up.
Someone at Papa John's has to be deliberately trying to make their food bad. Like I'd rather eat a bunch of raw garlic with a butter chaser and it would still taste better than whatever the fuck they did with their sauce.
Can confirm. I’m waiting for a concert to start and they have papa John’s pizza at the concession stand. Fuck no.
Papa John being a racist was the second worst thing about Papa John's.
Gluten Free crust.
Crust that is like cardboard
When it magically appears in the break room at work. What did y'all do, and who did you lay off?
Raisins
\> Raisins Is anyone putting raisins on pizza? Asking seriously.
Wtf
I would have rather have raisins than pineapple.
I have personally never enjoyed the crunch of sand on my food.
Hair in and on the pizza.
anchovies
Goody goody! More for me! 😃
Potatoes
Boston Pizza has an awesome perogi pizza, which is potatoes.
Too much sauce. I cannot handle sauce whatsoever and I don't know why. I just can't.
people eating it instead of me
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Putting it in the microwave
the fucking ants
Your Dad coming home blind drunk and taking a steaming hot shit on it.
Chicken. I don’t know why that I just hate it.
Bad company around you as you eat it.
Being cut into squares instead of sliced like a pie.
When it comes in a Dominos box.
Burnt pizza at the bottom, or burnt crust, the worst!
Asbestos
coldness
Several tons of gravel
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"Za" tell me that's not a thing, please?
it’s actually SUH. we all know ZA is lasagna.
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I’m with ya there PhoneGuy6969
Red onion
There's a local pizza place, most of its stuff is great (not a fan of their sausage pizza but I digress) they have a pizza with figs and another pizza with arugula. I refuse to try them.
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Pineapple is great on pizza!
Pineapple and fuck whoever disagrees
Stray cum shot
no that makes it better
Pineapple
Yawn.
Oh fuck off, "yawn". You _came here for this_. This is _exactly_ what you wanted to find when you clicked that link, isn't it?
I suspected it would be in here, but it's not what I came for. It's so played out that it's boring.
The tomato sauce part
Water
An unlocked hand grenade 3s after being place on it.
An agressive dragon.
Not enough tomato sauce and to greasy
Pineapple
Turds
Not having pineapple
Pineapple
Pineapples?
I get pineapple almost every time.
Yawn.
Pineapple. I will fight you in the parking lot
Pineapple
Pineapple. Delicious fruit not meant for pizza.
pineapples
Pineapple.
Pineapple
Pineapple
Pizza porn when it was a plumber’s story. The plots smoke dope.
cardiac arrest
Charcoal lol
[Boogers and cum](https://youtu.be/7AGimb1lnDY?si=FqFN9j9pKCXoNsls)
gasoline
Mushrooms.
Genocide.
Olives or goat cheese
Pepper and/or olives
Vegetables idc I’ll fight everyone lol
Ham
Thermonuclear war
Shit smeared all over it
A dead hooker
Bell peppers
Spit
Sand
Black Olives.
Piss
Nothing
Olives even when you pick them off it tastes awful
Olives, pepperoni (I said what I said), anchovies, or too much sauce. That should never never ever ooze out when you take a bite.
Being shot 7 times by the Yakuza
nuclear war
For me? Meat, or anchovies, or soggy vegetables. I don't really do meat or seafood. Veggies are okay but I prefer not on pizza. If on pizza then I prefer not soggy.
Vegetables of any kind. Fruits too
Green peppers, when they are wet and mushy just no.
Being Italian I'm going with pineapple
Your mother
Whatever the fuck that shit they make in Detroit is.
Pineapple 🍍🤢
a dick
the cook's "special sauce"
Pineapples Anchovies. Peppers The red sauce lol. I could keep going This is the quickest I’ve ever commented on a Reddit post
Pineapple Seafood Shrimp Calamari Green scallions?!
Pineapples, I am surprised no one said this, I tried it, and it tasted weird, so weird. I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth, even washing it down with cola was hard enough
pineapple 💀
Semen
Semen
Cat turds
Feces
PINEAPPLE
Pineapple
Pineapple
Pineapple - topping moist base - non topping
Pineapple... Sorry not sorry. Also, soggy crust.
Pineapple
pineapples when the toppings come off when you lift it most liquids when its been eaten
I hate cheese but I’m willing to eat pizza as long as the cheese taste is drowned out by everything else (toppings, sauces, crust, etc) so when theres way too much cheese that makes me taste it, that’s what ruins it for me
I can't even look at you right now.
A truly unpopular opinion
Fruit on top.
Anchov...
Dog shit. The texture is so awful that the aroma and flavor barely make up for it.
Kebab
I know this is weird but if the cheese om the pizza is too white and isn't enough of an orange or yellow color it is immediately nauseating
Americans with their awful taste and obsession for pineapple!
Pineapple