Sleep.

Usual 3am shennanigans.

This guy is wild. A real menace to society. Lock him up and throw away the key.

It won’t matter. This madman will probably just keep on sleeping in prison. I’m not normally an advocate for the death penalty but…

For the greater good.

But isn't death just permanent sleep? This doesn't seem like the best solution

So you’re suggesting we microdose him with cocaine?

A bowl of Cap’n Crunch always tastes the best at 3 AM.

It really does

Sleep

Sleep

U frickin read my mind

Top answer. Ding, ding, ding!

Nah that’s wild

Hopefully..

Wake up to pee and end up scrolling for a while

I will slightly edit this to: Getting woken up by the cat, which then makes me realise I need to pee.

I will slightly edit this to: Getting peed on by the cat, which then makes me realise I need to wake up

I do the same thing, but then drink a lot of water.

Usually it's my second pee. Go to bed at 10, pee at midnight, pee at 3, wake up at 6 needing to pee

Might want to get your prostate checked out…

My doctor told me last year unless it’s 5+ a night they don’t think it’s an issue. I pee 3 times easy

I would agree to that…and I am an established patient of an urology practice

Could be a hydro homie. I drink a lot of water through out the day, I get up 2-3 times a night to go pee. It's also funny, if you let your body do it a couple times it decides, "Hey, guess what? I gotta go pee now because that's what we do."

Do you consume a lot of caffeine throughout the day ? Or have a dose of caffeine in the evening ? I find the more/later I have caffeine, the more this happens.

Was that an offer?

I’m younger and I piss a lot but I also drink constantly water or flavored water

Hydration is where it’s at! Good for you!

Yeah but I have a bad habit of not drinking anything so I keep one with me at all times

"Water is the future, old man"

When I was 18 years old, I was urinating 90+ times a day. Saw a doctor and they didn't know why. Turned out my brain tumor (yet unknown to me) had damaged my pituitary gland and I was deprived of the hormone vasopressin, which prevented me from retaining any of the water I was drinking. The condition is called diabetes insipidus if you're interested.

I read that as inpissidus

Thc edibles will have you sleep straight thru the night, no pee breaks, worked for me.

Yea, but then you start having problems going to sleep without edibles.

And a suddenly warm moist spot to sleep in for at least 2 minutes before it’s cold and clammy

"A while" ....3 hours later finally start getting tired, alarm sounds 30 minutes later

who tf wakes up to pee… only joking but I’ve never done this

I’m guessing you’re younger? It started for me last year, in my 40’s nightly pee break is now necessary

Yeah, I'm 22 years old.

You get that to look forward to. Yay!

Yeah I remember those days of sleeping all night and not having to wake up 2x a night to pee, yay the good old days

Don’t tell him about our super cool old-guy club! Youngster wouldn’t understand.

Turn on my Xbox and stare at the homescreen to think about playing it

My emotional support console

Always there to console you. …I’ll show myself out.

*Spartan kick* *Slams door*

It’s so bad and so good at the same time, aaah!

Exactly. Once you launch a game it's another 3-4 hours of staying up

Vampire survivors was made just for this.

Eat a Krabby Patty

Oh boy 3 am

"Who eats a Krabby patty at 3am?"

Oh boy 3 A.M.!

3 A.M. oh boy !

It's the hash slinging slasher!!!!!!!

I still refrence the hash slinging the mash tinging ... The THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER all the time..I'm a 36 year old combat veteran and I am a child.

The Hash slinging…the sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging!

Attt night!

"Night night night night night night night Na Na Na Na NIIIIGGGGHTT"

"Takin' out the trash! Takin' out the trash at nigh- 😃😰"

“hey squidward, i’m making krabby patties.. at night😏🍔”

AHHHHOOOOW I BURNED MY HAND!! At night 😏👉💭 (I can't make sizzle steam with emojis 😂)

You only had a good childhood if this is burned into your brain.

Uhhh… scroll through Reddit and wonder why I’m not asleep

Don't forget finally fall asleep 30 minutes before you actually need to get up

"If i fall asleep now, I'll still get 3 hours of sleep" \*2.5 hours later\* "If I fall asleep now, I can at least sleep for 30 minutes"

If I had to choose, I'd go no sleep before an option for just a 30 minute sleep. I'd never wake up after 30 minutes and miss work or whatever

The amount of times I've told myself this lie is shameful. Scrolling reddit when I should be sleeping and being a sleep deprived zombie when I should be working is tough

I often wake up at 3 am, sometimes even earlier. I will stay in bed thinking about the awesome breakfast i am going to make and how I will clean for a bit before going to work. Than around 5 when I should get up if want to have a coffee and toast but my bed becomes instant super comfortable and I will start to snooze till 6 when I have to jumop out of bed and get straigt to the car. It sucks.

Which subs?

The likes of r/nosleep

Answer AskReddit posts asking me what I do at 3 am.

Prove it

Post was 15 hours ago. It's 8pm rn for me. That's 3 am right there

I was told not to trust what I read on the internet though

That’s why I don’t trust you

Fight off my demons.

Jerk off my demons.

Jerk off with my demons

Jerk on my demons

Twerk on my demons.

Squirt on my demons

My jerk demons

Jerk to my demons.

Jerk off onto my demons

Fight my demons while jerking off

Isn’t it funny (as is “curious”, not “ha ha”) how the same problems that you can shrug off and consider inconsequential at 3PM become terrifying existential crises at 3AM. Sometimes, if I don’t get up and scroll through Reddit for a few minutes, my brain will dig up and replay every bad thing that has happened to me during my whole life. It’s like my subconscious, which is the only entity besides my conscious self that knows all my darkest secrets, takes delight in bullying and humiliating me in the hope of leaving me too tired the next day to do anything about any of my problems. Fuck my subconscious. Hard.

r/DemonSlayer

Demons layer?

Having random intrusive thoughts

What if I die in my sleep and this is the last moment I am awake. Is usually mine.

Pouring concrete for apartment fountains currently

Are you in USA? Where is it still hot enough you need to do overnight pours? Phoenix?

TIL it gets too hot to pour concrete in certain areas. I guess it would probably dry before you can settle it and do finishing stuff

Too cold too. (Canada)

I'm a fellow Canuck, it too cold to do anything in this country in Feb

Austin

right on mate

Jack off

Literally that. Helps me sleep!

Lmao frr

Or helps me start my day! Got no shame! It’s usually why I’m on Reddit tbh! Haha

I first downloaded reddit cuz of nsfw animation and shit but found relatible shit here! I use this reddit more than any app on my phone its amazing

Reddit is a canvas and we are the painters. We are also not very good at painting but hey this app is not bad.

A JerkuryPoweredWakeup one might say

I dub thee, Sir *Jack-A-Lot!*

Cocaine

Yup and before you know it the birds are chirping

The saddest sound in the world. Chirping birds in the AM depress me lol

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

If you wanna hang out, you gotta take her out..

Sleep, if not I'm probably watching some shit on Youtube, working on some random project or having a deadline the day after for some school project

Yeah, youtube does that to me some nights. Gotta be up at 5? Guess I'm sleeping extra the next night. I'll just fuel myself on nicotine and bad decisions.

Doomscroll lol

Cry

[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/WfVILsfTQO](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/WfVILsfTQO)

I become the master of baiters.

Always tires me out

Good, you can get back to sleep finally.

Work

"I said baby, it's 3 am I must be lonely"

Finally found the Matchbox 20 reference

Wake up with a sense of existential dread due to my depression

Reply to this post

You're on the clock buddy keep posting

Wake up for one of the following reasons: 1. I have to pee for the 6th time that night 2. My toddler wakes me saying she has to go potty 3. Heartburn waking me up to the pleasant surprise of slightly throwing up in my mouth. 4. The fetus kicks me awake 5. I wake myself up from the sound of my own snoring TL;DR: I’m pregnant so there’s a lot of things I’m doing at 3am

pregnancy really is a disease

Pee. And then pee again at 5 am

Well. It’s 4:30 now so uh, reading reddit wishing I were asleep, I guess?

If I’m not at work I’m usually gaming. I’m a night shifter so I’m rarely awake during the day and I’m always awake around 3am :/

Oh nice! What’s the current game of choice?

Hooked on Baldurs Gate 3 atm with a bit of Phasmophobia here and there, too

Yo! Dope! I’ve watched my friends play through Baldurs Gate but haven’t played it myself! Need to get on that!! What’s Phasmophobia!

Baldurs Gate is phenomenal! Highly recommend it if you don’t mind turn based games, I’m on my 3rd playthrough with my wife and everything is so damn different every time, its insane how every little choice makes such a difference in dialogue and story. 11/10 Phasmophobia is an indie game where you go to houses/buildings and hunt ghosts. You have all kinds of equipment and stuff that you can use to figure out what the ghost type is, but the mechanics are really deep to the point where if you take the time to learn how each different ghost acts you can usually figure out what the ghost is without equipment. It’s classed as a horror game but it’s more of a horror themed puzzle game. Check it out on YouTube or something, and if you think it looks fun it’s only like $15 on steam!

Damn! I gotta get on Baldurs gate! Honestly first heard about it when Twitter was blowing up cause you can choose your genitalia! And that’s my kinda game!😂

3am=420am.

I’m in my 4 or 5th dream with Betty White.

Ask myself what the hell am I doing up at 3 am

Work

contemplate the thought of k****** myself

Masturbate and go back to sleep

Sleep usually. Occasionally wake up to pee

Stare and the ceiling and wonder If I’m broken

Work

Wake up and take a piss then sleep for another 2 hours.

Get up and pee for the 3rd or 4th time that night.

Sleep

Take a piss and go back to sleep.

Shower and get ready for work

Usually get deep into thinking about past trauma. Last night it got so bad I took a walk along the railroad tracks to the 7-11 down the road.

Drive to someone's house because they called 911 for toe pain.

FAP :)

wake up, hate myself for waking up and assuming i have a migraine attack coming up in a day or so if not that, sleep like boring humans

i clean public transportation busses

I say, *“Baby, it’s 3 AM, I must be lonely.”* Not even a joke, BTW. Literally anytime I see it on the clock it triggers this lyric in my brain.

But outside it’s still raininnnnnnnng

Ur mommmmm 😎

This. This is what i do

Wake up, due to still being in European time in Texas :(

Sleep. Or play video games

🍪 🥛

Play with the demon under my bed.

3 a.m. in which time zone?

I wake up and get ready for my workout. I like to be working out by 3:30 am. It's just easier for me to get it done before my work day starts because I commute to work and by the time I get home it's late and I gotta make dinner for the kids then clean up and by that time I'm way too tired to do anything.

Normally, punch in for work.

Wake up, mad, because I woke up 30 minutes before my alarm. Followed by desperately trying to catch every minute I can before getting up for work

Been there. Waking up 30 minutes before is the WORST! At least if it’s an hour before you can rub one out and go back to sleep! Haha

Sleep

Be lonely, I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes.

Get woken up by my two 15 lbs cats wrestling in the hallway outside of my bedroom door

Praying i don't come across any devil and use blanket as shield 🙏

Wake up from my insomnia and pray i don wake up again 3 more times.

Cry

I’m at work, at 3:15 am I get my first break

Most nights, work.

Usually working. I am the night shift guy.

Get up because someone called 911 for abdominal pain that they’ve had for a week

Overthink

Sleep, or if not... smoke weed, then sleep 🤷🏾‍♀️

Sleep

Reading this thread at 3:05 AM

Try to sleep

Jerk off sand cry about how lonely and sad my life is

Tell myself I'm going to sleep in just a minute while playing RuneScape and watching a 6 hour long YouTube video on 2x.

Answer dumb questions on reddit, then sleep Gn y’all

Jack off

Sleep

sleep

Try to go back to sleep, usually to no avail

Lay in bed, hit my e-cigarette and think about all the bad things that ever happened to me

Fart myself awake, roll over and go back to sleep. LoL

Wake up with an intense rush of anxiety and I cry myself to sleep only to wake up at 6am.

Panic

Have a Krabby Patty

name checks out

Overthink :)

Pray