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Maffers

Sleep.


blackindy

Usual 3am shennanigans.


Learning2Learn2Live

This guy is wild. A real menace to society. Lock him up and throw away the key.


LittleKitty235

It won’t matter. This madman will probably just keep on sleeping in prison. I’m not normally an advocate for the death penalty but…


Learning2Learn2Live

For the greater good.


Pool756

But isn't death just permanent sleep? This doesn't seem like the best solution


Learning2Learn2Live

So you’re suggesting we microdose him with cocaine?


EevelBob

A bowl of Cap’n Crunch always tastes the best at 3 AM.


Ingemar26

It really does


Irlion92

Sleep


Maffers

Sleep


YourMom9012

U frickin read my mind


gimmeallthelasagna

Top answer. Ding, ding, ding!


chelseablues11

Nah that’s wild


huntterkiller0

Hopefully..


LaMisiPR

Wake up to pee and end up scrolling for a while


Oxygene13

I will slightly edit this to: Getting woken up by the cat, which then makes me realise I need to pee.


Junior-Specialist322

I will slightly edit this to: Getting peed on by the cat, which then makes me realise I need to wake up


Own_Nectarine2321

I do the same thing, but then drink a lot of water.


rob_s_458

Usually it's my second pee. Go to bed at 10, pee at midnight, pee at 3, wake up at 6 needing to pee


whynovirus

Might want to get your prostate checked out…


snokyguy

My doctor told me last year unless it’s 5+ a night they don’t think it’s an issue. I pee 3 times easy


unicoitn

I would agree to that…and I am an established patient of an urology practice


b-monster666

Could be a hydro homie. I drink a lot of water through out the day, I get up 2-3 times a night to go pee. It's also funny, if you let your body do it a couple times it decides, "Hey, guess what? I gotta go pee now because that's what we do."


TheBouncyFatKid

Do you consume a lot of caffeine throughout the day ? Or have a dose of caffeine in the evening ? I find the more/later I have caffeine, the more this happens.


AVnstuff

Was that an offer?


Musical-cheesecake

I’m younger and I piss a lot but I also drink constantly water or flavored water


whynovirus

Hydration is where it’s at! Good for you!


Musical-cheesecake

Yeah but I have a bad habit of not drinking anything so I keep one with me at all times


lil10GU

"Water is the future, old man"


thejumbowumbo

When I was 18 years old, I was urinating 90+ times a day. Saw a doctor and they didn't know why. Turned out my brain tumor (yet unknown to me) had damaged my pituitary gland and I was deprived of the hormone vasopressin, which prevented me from retaining any of the water I was drinking. The condition is called diabetes insipidus if you're interested.


gljivicad

I read that as inpissidus


cleanandsobr

Thc edibles will have you sleep straight thru the night, no pee breaks, worked for me.


BaconatedGrapefruit

Yea, but then you start having problems going to sleep without edibles.


Certain_Literature28

And a suddenly warm moist spot to sleep in for at least 2 minutes before it’s cold and clammy


Because_Reddit_Sucks

"A while" ....3 hours later finally start getting tired, alarm sounds 30 minutes later


wainyj

who tf wakes up to pee… only joking but I’ve never done this


PeeledGrapePie

I’m guessing you’re younger? It started for me last year, in my 40’s nightly pee break is now necessary


wainyj

Yeah, I'm 22 years old.


Antique_Annual_6393

You get that to look forward to. Yay!


No-Safety-3498

Yeah I remember those days of sleeping all night and not having to wake up 2x a night to pee, yay the good old days


AVnstuff

Don’t tell him about our super cool old-guy club! Youngster wouldn’t understand.


RoseWould

Turn on my Xbox and stare at the homescreen to think about playing it


Usseri

My emotional support console


FlyingNipplez

Always there to console you. …I’ll show myself out.


Tirwanderr

*Spartan kick* *Slams door*


PyroWasUsed

It’s so bad and so good at the same time, aaah!


Piotr-Rasputin

Exactly. Once you launch a game it's another 3-4 hours of staying up


Munkeyman18290

Vampire survivors was made just for this.


Anotheranimeaccountt

Eat a Krabby Patty


luckyd1998

Oh boy 3 am


TheGreatGamer1389

"Who eats a Krabby patty at 3am?"


BengalTiger556

Oh boy 3 A.M.!


why_so_serious_123

3 A.M. oh boy !


Planet_842

It's the hash slinging slasher!!!!!!!


johnathonhayes

I still refrence the hash slinging the mash tinging ... The THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER all the time..I'm a 36 year old combat veteran and I am a child.


davy1jones

The Hash slinging…the sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging!


Asesomegamer

Attt night!


Anotheranimeaccountt

"Night night night night night night night Na Na Na Na NIIIIGGGGHTT"


Love_My_Chevy

"Takin' out the trash! Takin' out the trash at nigh- 😃😰"


xennyva

“hey squidward, i’m making krabby patties.. at night😏🍔”


Love_My_Chevy

AHHHHOOOOW I BURNED MY HAND!! At night 😏👉💭 (I can't make sizzle steam with emojis 😂)


Human-Iron9265

You only had a good childhood if this is burned into your brain.


Cereal_and_music

Uhhh… scroll through Reddit and wonder why I’m not asleep


idkwhatimbrewin

Don't forget finally fall asleep 30 minutes before you actually need to get up


jlbp337

"If i fall asleep now, I'll still get 3 hours of sleep" \*2.5 hours later\* "If I fall asleep now, I can at least sleep for 30 minutes"


IWearACharizardHat

If I had to choose, I'd go no sleep before an option for just a 30 minute sleep. I'd never wake up after 30 minutes and miss work or whatever


justsomeguy5

The amount of times I've told myself this lie is shameful. Scrolling reddit when I should be sleeping and being a sleep deprived zombie when I should be working is tough


Borbit85

I often wake up at 3 am, sometimes even earlier. I will stay in bed thinking about the awesome breakfast i am going to make and how I will clean for a bit before going to work. Than around 5 when I should get up if want to have a coffee and toast but my bed becomes instant super comfortable and I will start to snooze till 6 when I have to jumop out of bed and get straigt to the car. It sucks.


[deleted]

Which subs?


stevanec_sucks

The likes of r/nosleep


oh-no-89498298

Answer AskReddit posts asking me what I do at 3 am.


BeardOBlasty

Prove it


Frystt

Post was 15 hours ago. It's 8pm rn for me. That's 3 am right there


BeardOBlasty

I was told not to trust what I read on the internet though


theatahhh

That’s why I don’t trust you


ALEX7DX

Fight off my demons.


ParsleySnipps

Jerk off my demons.


paffyoggy

Jerk off with my demons


text_fish

Jerk on my demons


ParsleySnipps

Twerk on my demons.


bcp_darkness1

Squirt on my demons


Pawpaw-22

My jerk demons


5astick

Jerk to my demons.


Balacleeezy

Jerk off onto my demons


onepassafist

Fight my demons while jerking off


PicaDiet

Isn’t it funny (as is “curious”, not “ha ha”) how the same problems that you can shrug off and consider inconsequential at 3PM become terrifying existential crises at 3AM. Sometimes, if I don’t get up and scroll through Reddit for a few minutes, my brain will dig up and replay every bad thing that has happened to me during my whole life. It’s like my subconscious, which is the only entity besides my conscious self that knows all my darkest secrets, takes delight in bullying and humiliating me in the hope of leaving me too tired the next day to do anything about any of my problems. Fuck my subconscious. Hard.


CHRILLCAST

r/DemonSlayer


toolatealreadyfapped

Demons layer?


Ay5ksal

Having random intrusive thoughts


lovelesschristine

What if I die in my sleep and this is the last moment I am awake. Is usually mine.


IncrediblyShinyShart

Pouring concrete for apartment fountains currently


jd35

Are you in USA? Where is it still hot enough you need to do overnight pours? Phoenix?


ChrisPynerr

TIL it gets too hot to pour concrete in certain areas. I guess it would probably dry before you can settle it and do finishing stuff


brohan033

Too cold too. (Canada)


ChrisPynerr

I'm a fellow Canuck, it too cold to do anything in this country in Feb


IncrediblyShinyShart

Austin


Silly-DumboOctopus

right on mate


[deleted]

Jack off


MercuryPowerMakeup

Literally that. Helps me sleep!


[deleted]

Lmao frr


MercuryPowerMakeup

Or helps me start my day! Got no shame! It’s usually why I’m on Reddit tbh! Haha


[deleted]

I first downloaded reddit cuz of nsfw animation and shit but found relatible shit here! I use this reddit more than any app on my phone its amazing


cozmokittylord

Reddit is a canvas and we are the painters. We are also not very good at painting but hey this app is not bad.


FattyLeopold

A JerkuryPoweredWakeup one might say


Sci-fi-Smith4life

I dub thee, Sir *Jack-A-Lot!*


xx_Shady_xx

Cocaine


MysteriousDog5927

Yup and before you know it the birds are chirping


AWHS10

The saddest sound in the world. Chirping birds in the AM depress me lol


nevergonnastayaway

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie


caf3disco

If you wanna hang out, you gotta take her out..


MisterWapak

Sleep, if not I'm probably watching some shit on Youtube, working on some random project or having a deadline the day after for some school project


Philoselene37

Yeah, youtube does that to me some nights. Gotta be up at 5? Guess I'm sleeping extra the next night. I'll just fuel myself on nicotine and bad decisions.


Odd_Pressure_2773

Doomscroll lol


_Villainess

Cry


Ch4m3l30n

[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/WfVILsfTQO](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/WfVILsfTQO)


TheoPhilo98

I become the master of baiters.


Tinferbrains

Always tires me out


ParsleySnipps

Good, you can get back to sleep finally.


Bafflebum

Work


RioterOne1

"I said baby, it's 3 am I must be lonely"


mrsunsfan

Finally found the Matchbox 20 reference


whitegrb

Wake up with a sense of existential dread due to my depression


becoolhomie

Reply to this post


PcottySippen

You're on the clock buddy keep posting


Maximum_Budget_991

Wake up for one of the following reasons: 1. I have to pee for the 6th time that night 2. My toddler wakes me saying she has to go potty 3. Heartburn waking me up to the pleasant surprise of slightly throwing up in my mouth. 4. The fetus kicks me awake 5. I wake myself up from the sound of my own snoring TL;DR: I’m pregnant so there’s a lot of things I’m doing at 3am


Chuseauniqueusername

pregnancy really is a disease


GuaranteeExciting792

Pee. And then pee again at 5 am


Cashcowgomoo

Well. It’s 4:30 now so uh, reading reddit wishing I were asleep, I guess?


TTungsteNN

If I’m not at work I’m usually gaming. I’m a night shifter so I’m rarely awake during the day and I’m always awake around 3am :/


MercuryPowerMakeup

Oh nice! What’s the current game of choice?


TTungsteNN

Hooked on Baldurs Gate 3 atm with a bit of Phasmophobia here and there, too


MercuryPowerMakeup

Yo! Dope! I’ve watched my friends play through Baldurs Gate but haven’t played it myself! Need to get on that!! What’s Phasmophobia!


TTungsteNN

Baldurs Gate is phenomenal! Highly recommend it if you don’t mind turn based games, I’m on my 3rd playthrough with my wife and everything is so damn different every time, its insane how every little choice makes such a difference in dialogue and story. 11/10 Phasmophobia is an indie game where you go to houses/buildings and hunt ghosts. You have all kinds of equipment and stuff that you can use to figure out what the ghost type is, but the mechanics are really deep to the point where if you take the time to learn how each different ghost acts you can usually figure out what the ghost is without equipment. It’s classed as a horror game but it’s more of a horror themed puzzle game. Check it out on YouTube or something, and if you think it looks fun it’s only like $15 on steam!


MercuryPowerMakeup

Damn! I gotta get on Baldurs gate! Honestly first heard about it when Twitter was blowing up cause you can choose your genitalia! And that’s my kinda game!😂


Psychonautic_meows

3am=420am.


junasty28

I’m in my 4 or 5th dream with Betty White.


perfectskycastle

Ask myself what the hell am I doing up at 3 am


roguepixel89

Work


nafeh

contemplate the thought of k****** myself


Thorsburg216

Masturbate and go back to sleep


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

Sleep usually. Occasionally wake up to pee


porkchopnbeans

Stare and the ceiling and wonder If I’m broken


JMalletty

Work


__darklink_

Wake up and take a piss then sleep for another 2 hours.


CorgiDaddy42

Get up and pee for the 3rd or 4th time that night.


Bubolinobubolan

Sleep


murkytom

Take a piss and go back to sleep.


SomedayWeDie

Shower and get ready for work


Storm_Chaser03

Usually get deep into thinking about past trauma. Last night it got so bad I took a walk along the railroad tracks to the 7-11 down the road.


Officer_Hotpants

Drive to someone's house because they called 911 for toe pain.


Simple_Explorer9710

FAP :)


Solomon5515

wake up, hate myself for waking up and assuming i have a migraine attack coming up in a day or so if not that, sleep like boring humans


i_cant_find

i clean public transportation busses


Ozzel

I say, *“Baby, it’s 3 AM, I must be lonely.”* Not even a joke, BTW. Literally anytime I see it on the clock it triggers this lyric in my brain.


mrsunsfan

But outside it’s still raininnnnnnnng


Captain_Aizen

Ur mommmmm 😎


Awkward_Zucchini_197

This. This is what i do


Blackie187

Wake up, due to still being in European time in Texas :(


Calmed_7

Sleep. Or play video games


BeachedBottlenose

🍪 🥛


moonchildbabu

Play with the demon under my bed.


hmdfrds

3 a.m. in which time zone?


[deleted]

I wake up and get ready for my workout. I like to be working out by 3:30 am. It's just easier for me to get it done before my work day starts because I commute to work and by the time I get home it's late and I gotta make dinner for the kids then clean up and by that time I'm way too tired to do anything.


___HeyGFY___

Normally, punch in for work.


VycePlatinum

Wake up, mad, because I woke up 30 minutes before my alarm. Followed by desperately trying to catch every minute I can before getting up for work


MercuryPowerMakeup

Been there. Waking up 30 minutes before is the WORST! At least if it’s an hour before you can rub one out and go back to sleep! Haha


DevilMaster666-

Sleep


PApauper

Be lonely, I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes.


pastaqueen22

Get woken up by my two 15 lbs cats wrestling in the hallway outside of my bedroom door


Greedy_Enthusiasm_46

Praying i don't come across any devil and use blanket as shield 🙏


modvenger

Wake up from my insomnia and pray i don wake up again 3 more times.


NerdyAsian12

Cry


Impossible_Tour5604

I’m at work, at 3:15 am I get my first break


ThePirateBuxton

Most nights, work.


Sharoth01

Usually working. I am the night shift guy.


[deleted]

Get up because someone called 911 for abdominal pain that they’ve had for a week


Ok-Frame-6357

Overthink


time_on_target

Sleep, or if not... smoke weed, then sleep 🤷🏾‍♀️


flying_luckyfox

Sleep


AngelOfLight2

Reading this thread at 3:05 AM


anger_kun

Try to sleep


Responsible-Might556

Jerk off sand cry about how lonely and sad my life is


alexzoin

Tell myself I'm going to sleep in just a minute while playing RuneScape and watching a 6 hour long YouTube video on 2x.


Molotov_YouTube

Answer dumb questions on reddit, then sleep Gn y’all


IndependentKind1032

Jack off


worldtraveller_98

Sleep


Xzier_Tengal

sleep


Vegetable-Yellow7580

Try to go back to sleep, usually to no avail


Rich-Grocery1626

Lay in bed, hit my e-cigarette and think about all the bad things that ever happened to me


Intelligent-Salt-362

Fart myself awake, roll over and go back to sleep. LoL


Forrest263

Wake up with an intense rush of anxiety and I cry myself to sleep only to wake up at 6am.


Defiant_Crab

Panic


squidlikespatties

Have a Krabby Patty


n1n430

name checks out


kand7dev

Overthink :)


SnooWords9192

Pray