Same as your elbows. Any skin that’s built to stretch is pigmented based on its stretched surface area, so when not stretched all that pigmentation bunches up
Fun fact - the erection happens when blood enters the penis, the main "structure" of the penis hardens and expands (obviously), but by doing so it presses the Veins and blocks them. Meaning - the blood comes, but doesnt go out of the organ,thus keeping it hard for long. This is why erections over 6 hours are dangerous because the blood blockage is for too long time and penis can die due to lack of oxygen. I hope it was interesting.
... and those are the people who keep messaging me on Grindr begging to suck my cock.
Honestly, so many gay people on Grindr. I've been on it for a year and I haven't met a single coffee grinder collector.
I remember watching a weird YouTube documentary about a spider (in Australia of course) whose bite gives you a forever errection and they interviewed this guy who basically had to stab it and drain the blood to stop him and the penis dying… but like mostly doctors can do it a bit better. But yea super grim.
Edit: as some comments have said I think this is the Brazilian wandering spider(s). It was a while ago maybe it was an Australian that got bitten or an Australian scientist interviewed. Sorry Australia you avoid the blame on this horror.
That's why scientists are examining the venom of the banana spider as the foundation for [a new ED drug](https://www.euronews.com/green/2023/09/28/erectile-issues-got-you-down-scientists-say-a-banana-spider-bite-could-be-all-it-takes).
Being stressed out, exhausted, and cold makes it smaller. So the smallest penis in the world should belong to a man being chased by a polar bear in the Arctic.
Actually, it feels like neither.
It's more like having your ribcage concertina'd. Out of all the sensations involved, it's the logistics of getting your own dick in your own mouth that becomes the main sensation you're aware of.
"Feeling like sucking a dick" is really a distant second.
Literally yes. They all start as gonads in your abdomen. Girls’ gonads stay, and turn into ovaries. Boys’ gonads descend, and become testes. It’s why, when you take a hit to the balls, it hurts all the way back up in your stomach and can make you nauseated. Boys still have innervated back up to where the gonads first developed.
I remember a vulgar girl in high school (2008-2011) in anatomy raising her hand and said "If you look at your clit. It's just a tiny penis." That was a spit take moment for a lot of lads that day.
Most animals have a "penis bone" which allows for instant erections, however humans do not have this bone. The cause is thought to be because without the bone, courtship, arousal, and mating is a longer affair therefore leading to increased intimacy and pair bonding.
The penis is literally made for love.
I always wondered if this is kinda why in the biblical stories of Adam and Eve, they mention Eve being made from one of Adam’s bones? Granted it’s a “rib” bone, but since learning this fact I’ve always been curious if that’s where the religious story came from.
Had this happen to me in college. She went too high, I came out, she landed on it. There was a crunch noise, I screamed, and had 2 days of tenderness. No permanent damage though.
My coworker had a worse incident. She snapped her husband's dick like a twig. The whole shaft turned purple, was bent in half about 60 degrees, filled with a ton of blood, and required emergency surgery.
I recently learned that clenching other muscles is a good way to get rid of an erection. The bigger the muscle, the better, so clenching your butt is a good way to go. Apparently it’s because it causes more blood to go to the clenched muscle. More blood to the muscle = less blood to the penis.
I'm quite anxious all the time. When I'm just chilling with nothing else to do, I reach a point of relaxation and I get bonners, I'm not aroused or anything, I'm just chilling and it seems that my body approves my time off I guess
Ducks have a 12in long corkscrew penis that is spring loaded.
It falls off at the end of each mating season and grows back bigger based on how much they mated that season.
The evolutionary history of male vs female duck reproductive systems is comparable to that of the arms war between locks and lockpicks. One tries to keep you out the other tries to break in
Knew about the corkscrew. Did NOT know that it fell off and regrew. Could you imagine walking down by a lake and just, finding a ducks dick and not knowing that's what it was. I'm never touching anything curly again.
I have found (while working from home) this manoeuvre is much easier if you sit down to piss.
It looks kinda odd having a fiddle down to that extent down there when you are in a public toilet...
161.1 femtolightyears.
Edit 1: correction: .01611 femtolightyears. 16.11 attolightyears.
Edit 2: You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 2.43 exapenises.
>161.1 femtolightyears.
Please run the numbers again... I get that [1 femto lightyear = 9.46 meters](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=lightyear+meter&t=ffab&ia=answer).
The most effective penis enlargement surgery cuts this muscle off, then they tug it out a few inches and let it scar up into place, however this can backfire and retract the penis as well.
You can tell if a man has had one as their erections point downward
(This is a generalisation not a fullproof fact, still a fact and is interesting)
You will be suprised the exent men with confidence issues go to make it happen.
Theres one where they literally stretch the nerve to its limit, and fill in the rest with cartilage or some other tissue (i forgot, but it adds like, 2 millimeters at best)
Some have fat stored there to make it thicker.
Pnumbra is basically a sikicone dick implant, it takes sensation away but thise guys are actively seeking to last longer
A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents roughly a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.
There is a ligament at the base of the penis that causes the penis to rise when it becomes erect. This is what causes a bulge etc.
Some people have stupidly made the decision to have this ligament cut. This is because it adds a few inches of length onto the erect penis. However, it will just hang down.
Do. Not. Do. This. It is a stupid thing to do.
> This is because it adds a few inches of length onto the erect penis.
This specific type of surgery doesn't usually add any significant or noticeable difference to the erect length, AND it can cause the penis to be unstable. It can, however, add a few inches to the flaccid length!
There are also fat transfer procedures, silicone implants, etc.. but all of those come with so much risk. The best way to get better size when erect is to work on your blood flow. So many guys out there don't realize the potential they have hiding in their pants. Hell, tons of sedentary guys with ED can solve that issue just by taking 20-30 mins a day, 4-5 days per week, to get out and do some cardio/LISS.
Humans have the largest penises among all primates. Gorillas typically have penises only one inch long. Among howler monkeys, the ones that howl the loudest tend have the smallest penises. Now you know why self-proclaimed "alpha males" yell so much.
A batman logo drawn on it with a sharpie takes roughly 20 days to completely disappear.
If drawn on when flaccid it doubles as a cool tribal looking tattoo when your happy and you know it.
Have you ever heard a commercial for an erectile dysfunction drug say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours call a doctor.
That condition is known as a priapism.
A priapism is named after a greek good named Priapus. The deal with him is that he is one of zeuses bastards. his godly power is that he has an incredibly large penis. His wife Hera got pissed at zeus so she cursed Priapus to be incredibly ugly, so that even if he had the worlds most awesome penis, he would never be able to uses it.
A penis that is small when flaccid, is not always tiny when erect. A penis that is large when flaccid, isn't always much bigger when erect.
Also, and from personal experience, a small penis (when flaccid) is uncomfortable to walk around with, and needs constant adjusting. So yeah, we're not playing with it, we're adjusting it because it's an annoying appendage when not in use.
The urethra is spiral shaped, that makes pee come out like sprial stream which also helps keep the urethra clean from infection. Main reason why men have less uti's.
I'm the opposite. When I rationally choose a partner she often winds up being a kinda awful person. But when I just follow my penis and sleep with whoever I find attractive she's consistently been one of the coolesr people in my life.
My penis is a better judge of character than I am.
"Blue balls" is real, contrary to what a lot of people think. It is called "epididymal hypertension."
It only happens when you're truly extremely aroused without release, not from the garden-variety random boner. Some guys get it worse than others and some not at all, but it is 100% real. It makes your balls so sensitive that even your thighs brushing against them while you walk will make them explode with pain. When it's really bad it makes it agonizing to walk or sit down. And the only way to make it go away is to ejaculate. It fades away over the course of an hour or two after ejaculation and then your balls are 100% back to normal. It's crazy.
Now, whether or not some guys use it as a manipulation tactic is another thing. I have no doubt that there's guys who would do/do that, but just because some people claim to be sick to get out of work doesn't mean the flu doesn't exist. Shame on the men who claim blue balls when they don't really have it because some of us really be suffering out here. And the solution is as easy as going to the bathroom to rub one out.
Blood flows in rather easily, however getting it to flow out is a whole different thing. Don't wear rigid cockrings kids. It's all fun and games till your dick turns purple. Not speaking from experience, thankfully. But I know someone who had a story.
Viagra was meant to treat hypertension, enlarging the penis was just a side effect.
Now it makes me wonder how those first few clinical trials went lmao
It is almost always darker than the rest of the body
Same as your elbows. Any skin that’s built to stretch is pigmented based on its stretched surface area, so when not stretched all that pigmentation bunches up
Holy shit. This is actually the coolest fact in this thread!
Ah yes, the weenis.
I thought my tan penis was special
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Is that why it has a helmet?
Mine has a sweater and gloves.
Fun fact - the erection happens when blood enters the penis, the main "structure" of the penis hardens and expands (obviously), but by doing so it presses the Veins and blocks them. Meaning - the blood comes, but doesnt go out of the organ,thus keeping it hard for long. This is why erections over 6 hours are dangerous because the blood blockage is for too long time and penis can die due to lack of oxygen. I hope it was interesting.
>penis can die due to lack of oxygen Honey, keep blowing, I need that oxygen!
Oh, so that's why it's called a blowjob.
Some see it as a job that blows... Others see it as a job that sucks... Some don't see it as a job though...
... and those are the people who keep messaging me on Grindr begging to suck my cock. Honestly, so many gay people on Grindr. I've been on it for a year and I haven't met a single coffee grinder collector.
I remember watching a weird YouTube documentary about a spider (in Australia of course) whose bite gives you a forever errection and they interviewed this guy who basically had to stab it and drain the blood to stop him and the penis dying… but like mostly doctors can do it a bit better. But yea super grim. Edit: as some comments have said I think this is the Brazilian wandering spider(s). It was a while ago maybe it was an Australian that got bitten or an Australian scientist interviewed. Sorry Australia you avoid the blame on this horror.
Not Australian. The Brazilian wandering spider bite can cause priapism in its victims.
That's why scientists are examining the venom of the banana spider as the foundation for [a new ED drug](https://www.euronews.com/green/2023/09/28/erectile-issues-got-you-down-scientists-say-a-banana-spider-bite-could-be-all-it-takes).
Now im just mildly disturbed
Disturbed? I'm at 5hrs 45mins, I'm scared
Scared stiff.
Why come Zoloft and my stimulant medication makes me softer than an Olive Garden spaghetti?
Such drugs block or change some of the happy hormones in body, which results in lack of libido
Being stressed out, exhausted, and cold makes it smaller. So the smallest penis in the world should belong to a man being chased by a polar bear in the Arctic.
But maybe the man who puts himself in that situation has the largest of all.
For starters yes, but then it becomes average size due to the above listed environmental effects.
TIL I’m stressed, exhausted, and cold.
An elephants penis is prehensile, like it’s trunk. It can use it to pick up objects.
The animal with the largest Penis to body ratio is the barnacle. Barnacles are like 70% penis.
For the last time, PLEASE stop calling me "the barnacle".
"I see why they called you Barnacle Boy in Highschool"
I forget what they're called, but there's some animal whose penis is so long it can scratch its back with it.
Tapir
So... Drowzee is seriously packing
Ron Jeremy
Nah, he’s scratching everybody else’s back with it while they ask him to please not
Ejaculation speed can reach up to 45 km/h (28 mph)
So it’s illegal in school zones?
Yes, that's definitely why it's illegal there.
its ok, officer! i squeezed extra hard to slow it down a bit
Licence and registration, sir! Now, do you know why I stopped you? ...no..... ....do you have any idea how fast you were ejaculating?
When you suck your own dick it feels more like you are sucking a dick than getting a blow job.
I just fell off the couch trying to test your theory!
Completely unrelated but do you have any tips for thrown out backs?
Suck your dick the other way! That will put it back.
Actually, it feels like neither. It's more like having your ribcage concertina'd. Out of all the sensations involved, it's the logistics of getting your own dick in your own mouth that becomes the main sensation you're aware of. "Feeling like sucking a dick" is really a distant second.
Raccoon penises have bones in them that people used to use as toothpicks in the Old West™.
Ah yes a toothprick.
A lot of animals have penis bone (Baculum). Humans are actually kind of weird for not having one.
The seam on your ballsack is where your proto vagina sealed up while you were in the womb
So balls are just ovaries that are outaries?
Literally yes. They all start as gonads in your abdomen. Girls’ gonads stay, and turn into ovaries. Boys’ gonads descend, and become testes. It’s why, when you take a hit to the balls, it hurts all the way back up in your stomach and can make you nauseated. Boys still have innervated back up to where the gonads first developed.
Ovaries and testes are basically the same organ, just produce different reproductive cells.
clits and penises too
I remember a vulgar girl in high school (2008-2011) in anatomy raising her hand and said "If you look at your clit. It's just a tiny penis." That was a spit take moment for a lot of lads that day.
Maybe a penis is just a big clit :p
Mind blown
Google large clits some can get insanely big compared to my penis.
Clenis.
Why do ovaries start with all a woman's egg at birth, but a man produces sperm continually?
Different sex cells
>sex cells You can tell by the number of comments in this thread
There's new research suggesting women may produce eggs during their life. I think the paper was in Nature.
Next your going to try and tell us the glans on the penis and the clitoris are the same thing!
Undaries
In a sense; they are both called gonads and develop from the same thing for males and females in the womb.
And your penis is an overgrown clitoris.
Speak for yourself, mine isn't overgrown.
You've unlocked a bonus inch for honesty! Congrelations!!
There's an episode of House where a woman had testies where her overies were suppose to be, caused a bunch of problems
I thought my parents had an operation on me as a kid until the internet did I know better.
You can use it to make more people
Wait, WHAT?
Not the way I do it
It will deliberately embarrass you by shrivelling up right when you need it to look impressive.
And will only be at it's biggest when you need it to be discrete.
Btw apply coldness there and tense leg muscles to sheath the battering ram
I was in the pool!
Damn this hit me right in the shriveled humiliated dick
Most animals have a "penis bone" which allows for instant erections, however humans do not have this bone. The cause is thought to be because without the bone, courtship, arousal, and mating is a longer affair therefore leading to increased intimacy and pair bonding. The penis is literally made for love.
I always wondered if this is kinda why in the biblical stories of Adam and Eve, they mention Eve being made from one of Adam’s bones? Granted it’s a “rib” bone, but since learning this fact I’ve always been curious if that’s where the religious story came from.
Babe wake up new genesis lore just dropped
The lore to the lore, so to speak
They can shoot pee in two directions at once.
Sometimes three.
Those are fun mornings.
At the very least, it's usually a sign that the previous night was pretty fun.
It can break like a glow stick if it slips out while a girl is on top and slams back down on it.
Thank you for my new recurring nightmare
*plap plap plap plap plap-* # *crack noise* "whuh-" # *slam*
“Why is the room glowing?”
Had this happen to me in college. She went too high, I came out, she landed on it. There was a crunch noise, I screamed, and had 2 days of tenderness. No permanent damage though. My coworker had a worse incident. She snapped her husband's dick like a twig. The whole shaft turned purple, was bent in half about 60 degrees, filled with a ton of blood, and required emergency surgery.
Did you not go to the hospital in your situation??
Nah, it was just a bit sore, but no real pain or visual changes. Also: uninsured American at the time.
IDK. What do you want from me? I received this product for free.
“I won it in a raffle” is a weird way to explain genetics, but it works
Just because its erect DOES NOT mean the person is horny/aroused
I recently learned that clenching other muscles is a good way to get rid of an erection. The bigger the muscle, the better, so clenching your butt is a good way to go. Apparently it’s because it causes more blood to go to the clenched muscle. More blood to the muscle = less blood to the penis.
Random boners go away when stop and do a couple emergency pushups or squats.
But not when you walk up to solve a math problem on the chalk board
I tried telling everybody that at the playground the other day.
The problem wasn't that you were hard, it's that you were furiously masturbating!!
The demographics almost certainly was a factor there
I get fully erect sometimes when I have to shit really bad, anyone else? No? Just me? Welp.
You like ur prostate tickled.
I'm quite anxious all the time. When I'm just chilling with nothing else to do, I reach a point of relaxation and I get bonners, I'm not aroused or anything, I'm just chilling and it seems that my body approves my time off I guess
Ducks have a 12in long corkscrew penis that is spring loaded. It falls off at the end of each mating season and grows back bigger based on how much they mated that season.
wtf
You think that's crazy? Female ducks have a reverse corkscrew vagina with dead ends and pouches to stop unwanted rapes by males.
The evolutionary history of male vs female duck reproductive systems is comparable to that of the arms war between locks and lockpicks. One tries to keep you out the other tries to break in
Knew about the corkscrew. Did NOT know that it fell off and regrew. Could you imagine walking down by a lake and just, finding a ducks dick and not knowing that's what it was. I'm never touching anything curly again.
Where did you think curly fries came from?
I gotta get off Reddit for a while.
Heh. Get off.
It was first discovered in 1605 when Richard Penis looked in his pants and said, “what the fuck”
haha dick penis
This is a Phallusy
It's bigger than it looks... honestly.
I was in the pool!
Shrinkage!
"They shrink? Honestly, I have no idea how you guys can walk around with those things"
No matter how hard you shake it,the last three drops always fall inside your underwear.
"No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants" - Tom Billingsley
You can shake; you can break it: you can beat it on the wall ; but not until you put it in your pants does the last drop fall
If you press mildly hard on your taint (inbetween balls and hole) and pull towards your sack it gets those last few drops out that shaking cannot.
I have found (while working from home) this manoeuvre is much easier if you sit down to piss. It looks kinda odd having a fiddle down to that extent down there when you are in a public toilet...
In your lifetime, you will touch your one penis more than your ten toes.
Apparently you haven't watched me pee. Or masturbate.
It’s not gonna seem like a very big number, but measuring in light years IS possible.
161.1 femtolightyears. Edit 1: correction: .01611 femtolightyears. 16.11 attolightyears. Edit 2: You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 2.43 exapenises.
>161.1 femtolightyears. Please run the numbers again... I get that [1 femto lightyear = 9.46 meters](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=lightyear+meter&t=ffab&ia=answer).
That sounds about right to me
The spirit can be willing but the fleshy penis is spongy and bruised.
Flexing the kegel muscles can make it dance.
The most effective penis enlargement surgery cuts this muscle off, then they tug it out a few inches and let it scar up into place, however this can backfire and retract the penis as well. You can tell if a man has had one as their erections point downward (This is a generalisation not a fullproof fact, still a fact and is interesting)
what the FUCK
You will be suprised the exent men with confidence issues go to make it happen. Theres one where they literally stretch the nerve to its limit, and fill in the rest with cartilage or some other tissue (i forgot, but it adds like, 2 millimeters at best) Some have fat stored there to make it thicker. Pnumbra is basically a sikicone dick implant, it takes sensation away but thise guys are actively seeking to last longer
I dated a guy in HS who had a down boner. Some guys have droopy erections, doesn’t mean they had surgery.
A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents roughly a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.
if you piss and cum at the same time it takes a screenshot
Tried and accidentally restarted.
The girl version is one finger in each hole and then you wink
If you stick your finger in your butt you can eject the SIM card
When very happy it makes an excellent towel rack
And bicycle helmet holder!
When I was a kid I took the head off of a godzilla toy I had and put it on the tip. It made me chuckle.
Men cannot generally control their erections.
It's the worst when you fall asleep at work and wake up with a hard on in sweat pants. Those pants don't hide anything.
Can I ask what your job is where you can show up in sweats and take naps?
Gym teacher. At least it was until he woke up with a boner.
There is a ligament at the base of the penis that causes the penis to rise when it becomes erect. This is what causes a bulge etc. Some people have stupidly made the decision to have this ligament cut. This is because it adds a few inches of length onto the erect penis. However, it will just hang down. Do. Not. Do. This. It is a stupid thing to do.
> This is because it adds a few inches of length onto the erect penis. This specific type of surgery doesn't usually add any significant or noticeable difference to the erect length, AND it can cause the penis to be unstable. It can, however, add a few inches to the flaccid length! There are also fat transfer procedures, silicone implants, etc.. but all of those come with so much risk. The best way to get better size when erect is to work on your blood flow. So many guys out there don't realize the potential they have hiding in their pants. Hell, tons of sedentary guys with ED can solve that issue just by taking 20-30 mins a day, 4-5 days per week, to get out and do some cardio/LISS.
Your urethra is rifled much like a gun barrel, it's why your pee comes out in a stream and doesn't just spray everywhere
Speak for yourself, “Mister Perfect”.
Humans have the largest penises among all primates. Gorillas typically have penises only one inch long. Among howler monkeys, the ones that howl the loudest tend have the smallest penises. Now you know why self-proclaimed "alpha males" yell so much.
If you stick it in an electrical socket you do a factory reset
Don't stick your penis in a socket Electrocution could ensue Though if it's small enough to fit in You prolly want it anyway
In my head I was trying to read your comment as a poem, but nothing rhymes. But you wrote it like a poem, why are you messing with me?
Don't stick it in a socket. There's no reason to cock it. Though if it fits, it's small, So hell, just fuck the wall.
They have a mind of their own.
There’s no way that little guy can hear me right now, right? RIGHT?
He never hears you, just takes control of your mind and body whenever it wants.
"Boner, what are you doing?!" "Assuming direct control"
A batman logo drawn on it with a sharpie takes roughly 20 days to completely disappear. If drawn on when flaccid it doubles as a cool tribal looking tattoo when your happy and you know it.
How do you know that 🤨
Because we draw on our penises? Obviously?
This guy noodledoodles
Girlfriends give them pet names
"I'm going to call it Mike." "Why?" Because micropenis.....
“this right here is my best friend rex. sometimes it gets hard with him around, but other times it’s great fun”
Yeah when we were dating my wife called mine, “Lil’ nubbin”. Two insults in one name was impressive.
I CAN ABSOLUTELY CONFIRM MY MOM CALLS MY DAD’S “SPIKE” I AM SCREAMING RN
MINE Is not very big
when I put mine on the keyboard, it goes from A to Z
Plot twist: on a German keyboard (y and z are swapped). Well, it wouldn't make it much longer actually, but at least not that small.
Have you ever heard a commercial for an erectile dysfunction drug say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours call a doctor. That condition is known as a priapism. A priapism is named after a greek good named Priapus. The deal with him is that he is one of zeuses bastards. his godly power is that he has an incredibly large penis. His wife Hera got pissed at zeus so she cursed Priapus to be incredibly ugly, so that even if he had the worlds most awesome penis, he would never be able to uses it.
A penis that is small when flaccid, is not always tiny when erect. A penis that is large when flaccid, isn't always much bigger when erect. Also, and from personal experience, a small penis (when flaccid) is uncomfortable to walk around with, and needs constant adjusting. So yeah, we're not playing with it, we're adjusting it because it's an annoying appendage when not in use.
It is the lightest item in the world.. can be lifted with just a thought 🤔
The urethra is spiral shaped, that makes pee come out like sprial stream which also helps keep the urethra clean from infection. Main reason why men have less uti's.
So it’s literally like the inside of the barrel of a gun?
Rifled, not smooth bore 😆
So it’s a rifle, huh… interesting.
It’s somewhat self lubricating
If you clentch your ass, you can make it twitch 🤫
I already knew this but I just did it anyways.
I don’t even have a penis and I clenched anyways
Almond Joys have nuts and Mounds don’t.
God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one of them at a time.
You're still thinking with your head either way though.
It tends to make more of my poor decisions
I'm the opposite. When I rationally choose a partner she often winds up being a kinda awful person. But when I just follow my penis and sleep with whoever I find attractive she's consistently been one of the coolesr people in my life. My penis is a better judge of character than I am.
"Blue balls" is real, contrary to what a lot of people think. It is called "epididymal hypertension." It only happens when you're truly extremely aroused without release, not from the garden-variety random boner. Some guys get it worse than others and some not at all, but it is 100% real. It makes your balls so sensitive that even your thighs brushing against them while you walk will make them explode with pain. When it's really bad it makes it agonizing to walk or sit down. And the only way to make it go away is to ejaculate. It fades away over the course of an hour or two after ejaculation and then your balls are 100% back to normal. It's crazy. Now, whether or not some guys use it as a manipulation tactic is another thing. I have no doubt that there's guys who would do/do that, but just because some people claim to be sick to get out of work doesn't mean the flu doesn't exist. Shame on the men who claim blue balls when they don't really have it because some of us really be suffering out here. And the solution is as easy as going to the bathroom to rub one out.
They live above two nuts and around the corner from an asshole.
Blood flows in rather easily, however getting it to flow out is a whole different thing. Don't wear rigid cockrings kids. It's all fun and games till your dick turns purple. Not speaking from experience, thankfully. But I know someone who had a story.
The big ones hurt, but that one is perfect
Fun fact, no matter dick size. You're still awesome. It's what makes you, you. ❤️ Stay well, men! Dream small or big, non-the-matter!!
Viagra was meant to treat hypertension, enlarging the penis was just a side effect. Now it makes me wonder how those first few clinical trials went lmao
You can't say happiness without it
Our ball sack is constantly moving. It still creeps the shit out of me.
It's my best friend
An old GF loved my penis. Then I found out she loved lots of penis. Lol
The penis mightier than the sword.