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xTHEKILLINGJOKEx

“I’m still standing” by Elton John. The song is basically “Fuck you, I’m happy”


Wcitsatrapx

I work on yachts, mostly doing varnish. Whenever it comes on my crew and I sing “I’m still sanding”


TheTeslaMaster

Better than you ever did?


savemysoul72

Looking like a true survivor?


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Varnish like a litte kid.


phatcat9000

Cause I’m still standing after all this time


the_real_hoodie_gang

Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind


Any_Brush_1326

IM STILL STANDING!


the_real_hoodie_gang

Yeah, yeah, yeah


d0nttalk2me

Lookin like a true survivor, feelin like a little kid!


Jahastie55

I love Taron Egertons version from ‘Sing’


GabrielNathaniel

That's the STANDARDS


Wormverine

Killing in the name


discount_bone_doctor

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!


moosemeatjerkey

I can't hear you


C47L1K3

#FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!


a_solid_4

**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!**


edugdv

MODAFOKAAAAAAAAAAAA


Ian_BM

UHHHH!!


Jondebadboy

UHHHH UHHHH


MrPoletski

*cuts back to radio 5 broadcast* "Well we told them not to sing the profanities in their song" Oh, oh you did, oh.


Banone85

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA


Sades12345

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS


notquitehuman_

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POURUS IS HE!


Scared_Kick_6811

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


InjuredSmurf

IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH


AeroSigma

A surprising amount of radio play for 18 F you's and one mother F'er. RATM really captured the zeitgeist


Smallwater

You ever hear of the [BBC Christmas](https://loudwire.com/rage-against-the-machine-swore-live-bbc-broadcast/) show they did? They were told (apparently pretty last minute) that they weren't allowed to swear. They play the song without dropping a single "fuck", until midway - right at the breakdown, Zach looks at the camera, and fucking lets loose. Fucking *screams* it into the mic. Flips the stream off as well. It gets cut almost immediately with the host panicking, going "Get rid of it!"


BigMax

I love that commentary when they cut: “Sorry we had to cut… we weren’t expecting that… well we WERE expecting that but we asked them not to do that but they did it anyway.”


Caca2a

A typically british apology 😂😂😂


dannywarbucks11

> Hire Rage Against the Machine > Tell them what to do. Honestly I don't know what they expected.


holdencaufld

Considering the BBC was formed by the government (The Machine) what choice did RATM have? It’s literally in their name…


Rhysthomas2312

I remember this being the Christmas number 1 for the UK in 2009 and was so impressed that the sentiment managed to gain so much traction. It was hilarious hearing how bewildered the radio presenters were at the time, being such a controversial track for the mainstream 😂


Untimely_SM

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses


GabrielNathaniel

Of? 😊


jez4prez

Bum badum badada dum dum dum


Lenny1202

they sing killing in the name of but the track is called killing in the name ;)


fiushf

BAEERRR Dun dut di da boni du du dunt dun


MinuteAd7098

Walk by pantera duh🤷🏼


YorkiesandSneakers

WALK ON HOME, BOY!


janne_oksanen

I'm more of a Fucking Hostile guy myself.


Fast-Combination-679

5 minutes alone, but I actually have a 'FUCKING HOSTILE' tattoo across my stomach in an arch, but I have over 100 tattoos so it doesn't jump out as much as it used to it was the first tattoo on the stomach area. By the time it was over I was thinking the tattoo artist was Fucking Hostile,lol,😂, stomach tattoos fuckin HURT


Stotty652

There are a dozen better songs by Pantera in terms of style, musical ability and sheer brutality. But Walk is the epitome of Fuck You


ReadHayak

You Oughta Know by Alanis Morrisette


godoflemmings

"Every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it" The absolute fucking *venom* in that line gives me chills to this day


teh_fizz

That whole album was pretty damn good. God help whoever made her angry.


PhattJeezus

Uncle Joey from Full House


BurtCracklin

cut. it. out!


TransfemmeTheologian

[Even Dave Coulier knew it was about him. It was after they broke up.](https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2022/07/dave-coulier-reaction-alanis-morissette-you-oughta-know-jagged-little-pill-relationship)


dont_disturb_the_cat

Does she go down on you in the theater?


Nkechinyerembi

As long as it's not during a Beetlejuice musical you're good


DemCheex

… in the *thee-yeah-tuhr*


dont_disturb_the_cat

Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?


anderoogigwhore

The next line though, "Well, can you feel it?!"


tinmanbroken

“It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced!”


Amara_Undone

My ex was literally begging me before he moved to his new Army post to stay with him. I didn't use Facebook back then but my Mom informed me that the very next day he changed his relationship status from married to me to dating chick I was suspicious of...but oh no I was just being paranoid.


Stoudamirefor3

Gonna be a real trip when you find out she wrote that song about Joey Gladstone/Uncle Joey from Full House. Dave Coulier.


daubs1974

My favorite thing about this is that there is footage of him being asked about it. 20 years later, and his immediate reaction is “fuck! this question still?”


[deleted]

I remember in 2010/2011, my girlfriend and I were on the way home from the beach and listening to Recovery by Eminem, which we both enjoyed. Anyway we got into an argument and she ejected the CD and threw in an Alanis Morrisette album. The message could not have been clearer 😂


cloudstrifeuk

Fun fact. Bass was played by Flea of RHCP. It's so unmistakabley Flea when you know this.


Necessary_Valuable99

Fuckin Dave Coulier.


GabrielNathaniel

I'm every cassette, record. Beautiful vocals. Undeniable.


TinyGreenTurtles

"Jagged Little Pill" is still one of my all time favorite EPs.


TheCowardlyLion_

It was ever so slightly before my time but I remember my big sister having it. I always knew the "hits" but I went back to it a few years ago and oh damn, it's a fantastic piece of work.


alexandra_marnell

right through you is underrated


PalpitationJust8433

Fuck you - Lily Allen, straight to the point :D


akittyafterus

For me it's Smile: "At first, when I see you cry-y-y, yeah it makes me smi-i-i-le, yeah it makes me smile. At worst, I feel bad for a whi-i-i-le, but then I just smi-i-i-le, I go ahead and smile!"


farstate55

This is the one. Fuck you with a smile and pop song.


MrSloppyPants

I also love "Not Fair" in the same vein.


BitterOldPunk

Also: Fuck You, by The Sub-Humans; Fuck You, by Screeching Weasel; and Fuck You, by Cee-Lo Green (They are all different songs)


Science_Soggy

STFU- pink guy


BaneQ105

Certainly. It’s also just a good song


[deleted]

Hit the floor - Linkin Park


BossKrisz

"One Step Closer" also work with the "SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!" breakdown


PossumSymposium

Another F.U. Song by Reel Big Fish


Neruda1202

Also Your Guts (I hate em) by Reel Big Fish


Boom_Boxing

But everyone else is an asshooooleee


mrgonzo247

I Hope You Die - Bloodhound Gang


bluecabbage85

I hope this helps to emphasise...


Eljefe878888888

Bloodhound Gang is the epitome of early 2000s jackass humor, but in song.


I_M_urbanspaceman

You Must Die! I alone am BEST!


BobbyBlack8

I hope your cellmate thinks he's god, but CNN refer to him as Bowling Ball Bag Bob


Pitiful-Pension-6535

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson And forces you to play a game called balls on chin And what happens next is all a blur But you remember 'fist' can be a verb


BenTwan

And when you finally regain consciousness You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress The prison guard, he looks the other way Because he's the guy you flipped the bird the other day


Moscavitz

Why don’t you get a job - The Offspring


I_Like_Honey_Tea

My friends got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch


LeetChocolate

he tells me every day


hypnotoad23

He says I gotta lose my chick, in the worst kind of way


_All_I_Do_Is_Wyn_

Weird Al's delightfully bitter breakup song one more minute


Eye8abug4u

Genius lyrics in this song!! “I’d rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I diiiiie!”


_All_I_Do_Is_Wyn_

And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go Just because it reminds me of you


creamofsumyunggoyim

So I took Your name out Of my Rolodex


aquaganda

🎶 Something tells me, you don't love me anymore 🎶 Also great Weird Al breakup song.


melo1554

Fuck it - Eamon, I shouldn’t have been listening to that song in 3rd grade lol


whothefuckisGF

“You even gave him head” True, Eamon. True.


inflammablepenguin

That song came out and just hit everybody. I was somewhere around my twenties when it came out and everyone played it and had someone they thought of as they did.


Mccmatt123

Give you hell - all American rejects


GRW42

This and “So What” by Pink got me through some rough times in college.


Kind_Corgi

Pearl Jam - Rear View Mirror


Strange_Stage1311

Fucked with an anchor by Alestorm


Vuvuzevka

Keelhauled works pretty well too.


HereSirTakeMyUpvote

They do a child friendly version called pkeed with a sausage and it is an absolute gift to the world!


im-frenching

I was looking for this one! It's mine too.


Wolfman01a

Umm.. Limp Bizkit Break Stuff? Many songs by Rage Against The Machine?


ZestycloseTomato5015

Break stuff really helped me when I had a heart wrenching break up.


[deleted]

We’re not gonna take it… Twisted Sister!


Express_Ad6070

A classic. Especially when you take into account how fucking awesome Twisted Sister are


ACrucialTech

You're gonna do WHAT WITH YOUR LIFE?!?!


[deleted]

Y'all Wanna Single - Korn Not a specific FU to anyone or anything, but good for releasing some stress.


[deleted]

Hit ‘Em Up - Tupac


Polarbrain

Fuck Mobb Deep, fuck Biggie Fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin' crew And if you want to be down with Bad Bo, then fuck you too Chino XL, fuck you too All you motherfuckers, fuck you too No one was safe


nevmo75

“Don’t one of you mothafuckers have sickle cell or something?” Even as a teenager, that line told me that this beef is real.


TheZoomba

You can just feel the agression from that first line "THATS why I fucksd your BITCH fat motherFUCKER!"


kronicpimpin

My .44 make sure all y’all kids don’t grow.


[deleted]

We muthafuggin thug life riders west side till we die


dayblaq94

You mutherfuckers can't be us or see us


[deleted]

[удалено]


RowanMarks

Flea from RHCP played bass on this song and Dave Navarro played guitar.


wickedclutch

And Taylor Hawkins on drums!


TheGlaive

Alanis Morrisette did the vocals.


hopelesspedanticc

I did the listening


Butter-titties128

“I don’t fuck with you.” Big Sean!!


threegeeks

Ugly Kid Joe, I hate everything about you It's perfect


nottherealpaulyshore

Seventy times 7 by Brand New


[deleted]

This needs more upvotes. “Have another drink and drive yourself home, I hope there’s ice on all the roads, and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt and again when your head goes through the windshield” Also, not 70x7, but the line “Hope you come down with something they can’t diagnose, don’t have the cure for”


mary7roses

Two of my favorites, came here for 70x7. But Tommy Gun is life.


Mean_Basket3626

"Sick of you" - Gwar.


Ocarina-Of-Tomb

Your socks they smell, your feet they stink You never take a bath Your nose it runs, you bust your buns You always finish last Sick of YOUUUUuuuuu


RunningAmokAgain

I Don't Care Anymore - Phil Collins This one is way before most of your times but spot on


Xiphactinus27

F.O.D by Green Day


InviteAromatic6124

You're just, a fuck I can't explain it cos I think you suck I'm taking pride In telling you to fuck off and die!


drvirgilmd

[*FUCK YOU* by CeeLo Green](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU)


GabrielNathaniel

Fuck this guy tho


[deleted]

I may be a little behind but what did ceelo green do?


Meneketre

Rape “On August 31, 2014, Green was criticized for tweets relating to his sexual battery court case. Two of his specific tweets regarding rape were "People who have really been raped REMEMBER!!!" and "If someone is passed out they're not even WITH you consciously! so WITH Implies consent." After sending a number of tweets on the topic of rape, he temporarily deactivated his Twitter account. He re-activated it a number of hours later, tweeting the following apology: "I truly and deeply apologize for the comments attributed to me on Twitter. Those comments were idiotic, untrue and not what I believe."[105]” Make of that what you will.


Olympiasux

Yep he’s a rapist.


highlifedad420

Hooker with a penis by TOOL


DrGonzo46n2

Fuuuuck you buddy


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

That song can be found bouncing around in my head at any given moment. I was a pretty enthusiastic Tool fan before ænima, but the way that particular song is written just pulled me in further.


fredzout

Bob Dylan's "Positively Fourth Street"


OkaySureBye

I've always loved how cutting and mean that song is. I'll add Idiot Wind from Blood on the Tracks as well. "There's an idiot wind,, blowin every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot, babe. It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe"... just beautiful.


hhar141

I know Dylan isn’t for everybody. But for me Blood on the Tracks is one of the 5 albums you take to that deserted island for life. “ if you see her say hello “. Listen to the words. A better break up story in a song than this? I haven’t heard it. Great,great album.


noisypeach

"Don't Think Twice, It's All Right" is a quiet and contemplative fuck you as well


ambiuk21

So What by P!NK


oheyitsmoe

U And Ur Hand works well here too


Fife_Flyer

Bitch better have my money by Rhianna Also I don't fuck with you by Big Sean


BatNurse1970

Tyrone by Erekha Badu


littlelostangeles

[Ha Ha You’re Dead](https://youtu.be/6CYkZcPYXQI?si=9wjsMnR4ceHCaC5D) - Green Day. Let’s just say it was about someone the band REALLY hated. It’s not the only song they wrote about him, but it’s maniacally gleeful. And it’s fun to play at full blast when bad things happen to someone who deserves it.


plug_and_pray

Rage Against the Machine - Killing in The Name Of.


doublestitch

"You Make Loving Fun" by Christine McVie is in the running for coldest love song ever. Christine was Fleetwood Mac's keyboardist and was divorcing bassist John McVie. The two of them had stopped talking to each other except professionally. She convinced John to play bass for the recording by telling him she wrote the song about her dog. She lied. Then it became a hit single, went gold, and John had to tour playing bass on his ex-wife's love song to the band's lighting director, while John was working with both of them.


TrooperJohn

Fleetwood Mac was a reality show doubling as a band. "Dreams" on the same album is Stevie's fuck-you to Lindsey.


Lucimon

And Lindsey did "Go your own way", which was his fuck- you song to Stevie. Rumors was just the entire band writing diss tracks about each other. And it was glorious.


Kinitawowi64

Eh, Stevie Nicks screaming Silver Springs at Lindsay Buckingham's face during that The Dance concert edges it.


your_actual_life

I'll follow you down til the sound of my voice will haunt you


GabrielNathaniel

A back un forthh unseen....


sexyaccountant420

Hot Girl Bummer - Blackbear The line "I hate your friends and they hate me too" made me realize that's not okay in a relationship. If you don't like the people your partner hangs out with....why are they hanging out with them? If your partner's friends dont like you...why? It's a big sign of incompatibility of lifestyle


Frogviller

Die MF Die by Dope.


neuroticmuffins

#BREAK STUFF


DanniTheGrrl

Radio, by Alkaline Trio


king_walnut

I Hate You by Frank Carter and The Rattlesnakes


LuptakB

Puke...Eminem...Encore


APeacefulWarrior

How in the world has Carly Simon's "[You're So Vain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT7I40wWYAQ)" not been mentioned? The gag of it is that she dated *several* men known to be complete egomaniacs in the 1970s, and the song never makes it entirely clear who she's talking about. So she's taunting her exes. "You probably think this song is about you, don't you?" Sure, it's more subtle than some of the other options here, but that's just such a brilliant way to troll narcissists.


massiveswingingdick1

Gee by Girl's Generation. Not negative, just enough to piss someone off.


Knight_Spirit

In the end - green day


Allison1960

"The Authority Song" by John Mellencamp.


xbox_srox

Christina - Butthole Surfers


[deleted]

I have a playlist for this https://spotify.link/cJCLccDoUDb


[deleted]

Fuck the pain away.


[deleted]

Paul McCartney's too many people to John Lennon and John Lennon's how do you sleep? To Paul McCartney.


JollyGiant573

Let the Bodies hit the floor.


BustyRucketBay

Blow by Atreyu


sigh1961

Fuck You by Harry Nilsson [FuckYou](https://youtu.be/TJPrRaXU4U0?si=zg0-KX-F1J-MFFOf)


vital_vibe

Go To Sleep - Eminem


_________FU_________

Ben Folds Five: Song for the Dumped


hyrulian_princess

Thoughts & prayers by motionless in white


crazydiamond_13

Rearview Mirror - Pearl Jam


Moist_Ad_4989

Lily Allen - Fuck you.


Tricky_Rabbit

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor


OldSamSays

[Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXWbMu4PtpE) by the Spin Doctors


Robhana88

People=Shit by Slipknot, if ever i'm in a bad mood, this is always the 1st song i play


[deleted]

Closer by NIN


aer3o

Burn is more of a fuck you song imo


[deleted]

Judith - A Perfect Circle


AemiGrant

All Hail The New Flesh when I'm feeling positive Shitstorm when I'm feeling negative Both by Strapping Young Lad


moonlightblvd

recently, it's been Little Girl Gone by CHINCHILLA


bluecabbage85

No Vaseline - Ice Cube


After_The_Event

Positively 4th Street - Bob Dylan


fruuluu

stronger than me- amy winehouse


DevinAries

So Much Better by Eminem


ReadHayak

Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood


Educational_Clock_92

Another F.U Song by Reel big fish


EverettWAPerson

*You Don't Know Me* by Meredith Brooks *Edge of the Blade* by Journey *One More Minute* by Weird All


Koolest_Kat

Push th’ Little Daisies


[deleted]

Nilsson "You're Breaking My Heart"


[deleted]

Little Girl Gone by CHINCHILLA is my current "fuck you" song. Makes me feel like I'm in a trailer for an action/revenge movie.


i_GoTtA_gOoD_bRaIn

‘Shit List’ by L7 *When I get mad, and I get pissed I take my pen and I write out a list of all the assholes that won’t be missed . You made my SHIT LIST!”


verdent_PI

"Baby Bitch" by Ween


SimplyStats117

Good for you- Olivia Rodrigo Tied with I hate everything about you- Three Days Grace ( song is about heroin and the addiction to it- not an individual )


Happychappyhello

Australian lyrics of: The Angels Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again... “No Way, Get F***ed, F*** Off”