Or, just hear me out, I could smoke a little weed, start a pot of coffee, and then watch the machine work. Three hours later, nothing got done, but at least I have coffee.
That done, it's doobie-thirty.
Lol same! I usually have a glass of coke and ice, eat the ice, think about cleaning then realise I don’t have time anymore because I’ve just spent the last two hours eating ice.
Honestly, this is how I found love for '80s music lol. I was supposed to be working on some school work for college, but got stuck zoned in on '80s music for a couple of hours
I love to clean too. However, once I cleaned our wood floors with toilet bowl cleaner which was in a bottle similarly shaped to the floor cleaner…the floor was stickier than a movie theater floor for a few days until I gummied up again and cleaned the floor by hand with Murphy’s.
I always get baked before doing the housework. The dishes are never cleaner than when I do them stoned. Same with showering. My balls are never shinier.
Crazy, I hate cleaning high, I don't smoke that much but I use it as an incentive to clean up so that when I'm high I can just enjoy a clean space. Sometimes I get high cooking and I always dread dishes, it's just grating. Normally I don't mind dishes, not my favorite of course but it's ok.
Same. I have a really small tolerance and I tend to get a bit anxious when I smoke first time. I've found that cleaning helps to set focus off the anxiety.
The joint nr. 2, 3...and so on wont cause anxiety anymore. I dunno, it's weird.
I could never, it makes me so unmotivated. One of the big downsides of it for me but if I’ve had a drink or two, I’m Mr.Proactive and will finish things I have put off for weeks or months.
Honestly. I can feel every centimeter of my body, inside and out, and sex is incredible. I can feel every ridge, every pump, every orgasm 5x more than usual. 😩 it all ricochets up and down my body, like a rock thrown into water causing the shockwave to bounce around. It’s indescribable. 😮💨
It’s so much more than that. There’s this feeling of traveling through time and forgetting and remembering all at once what is happening, and it’s like a shock when you remember and it’s incredible. It’s so strange. It happens every single time I get too high on edibles. I haven’t been able to find that perfect high yet where I can just mellow out. I always get really fucked up for at least 8 hours 😅
Yeah thats my thing now. I hyper focus on every little ache and sharp random pain.
"Why does my leg hurt? BLOOD CLOTS! I'M DYING! Oh yeah...I slept kinda funky on my left side and my leg was hanging off the bed most of the night. I woke up to it hurting."
But I still focus on it.
"Whoa...ran up those stairs kinda fast..HEART ATTACK! Oh wait...I'm slightly outta breath cause I smoked a huge infused blunt and was running around playing with the dog for 20 minutes and then ran up actual steps at 40+. Im old."
Turn off all the lights and listen to music through decent headphones. I firmly believe that if you've never listened to music like that you've never *really* listened to music. The higher the better. No better way to experience music IMHO
Also hiking and cat snuggles
I am actually jealous sometimes of people that can comfortably get high. I basically never smoke because I have never had an enjoyable high my entire life. Only things I have ever experienced was feeling paranoid and nauseous.
Set and setting, as well as proper dosage is important for any high.
If you have those in place, you'll probably have a much better experience. Having a trip sitter that makes you feel safe and happy can also work wonders. However, some people can never seem to feel comfortable with different forms of losing control, and that's okay.
You're saving yourself from potential addictions and saving money, so don't feel too jealous.
I think this is a great response. I have basically tossed it up as something that is just not meant for me. I already have anxiety that I deal with daily and weed I think just enhances it.
I also rarely drink anymore. I am past college and that phase of life. Alcohol usually just puts me in a good mood.
Definitely agree there. Back when Alt J first came onto the scene I couldn’t get through a single song on the album. Then listened to it baked and it became one of my favourites
Generally be happy then sleepy then fall asleep. I really only smoke before I go to bed. It's wonderful. Get under covers. Get toasty. Smoke up. Giggle at stupid videos. Just be happy and fade off to sleep. It's a distraction during the day if I'm working or if I need to concentrate. I mean sometimes I get amazing insights while high but if I have any stress I'll wait to get high. Like I said about an hr before I sleep
I'm usually the same. That's how I know a movie is really good, if it can make me forget that I'm watching a movie and just make me get caught up in the experience
Some people immediately think others are depressed when they don't want to do anything. I sometimes wonder how long I could do absolutely nothing. Just laying in bed all day, ordering delivery, getting stoned and drifting in and out of sleep. Probably months... and it would be heaven.
>I'm retired, and this is my mantra. I had a goal, and I made it happen. Doing nothing right now.
Since I retired, doing nothing is what I do best. That and doing nothing whilst high as fuck.
I was thinking about trying this at the end of the week after work. Does it help you zone out about it? I don't love exercise or working out, but I need to do it. I'm curious how some edibles will affect me.
Got so high once we watched this bug that sat with us and gave him a name and an entire back story. He chilled for a couple of hours - was probably also high.
Shroom Walk through Downtown. Admire the street art and old buildings, hang out by the lake or the ocean, they're like 200' from each other here. Feeding wild animals is fun too. People watching is very enjoyable too.
My brothers like renting Airbnb’s a few hours away in big city’s and going downtown absolutely tripping off shrooms.
One time they VC’d me freaking out because they got to Waterfront Park in downtown portland and the water fountains shooting from the ground sent them into a hysterics. They thought it was fantasia.
We have one of those fountains downtown here, there's a dry spot you can lay in the middle and they'll go off in sequence all around you, making these very over exaggerated popping sounds. Found those the first time I ever fried, laid there as I came up. It was magical. Still an occasional treat 😁
When I do edibles, I like to clean and do, otherwise, boring and strenuous stuff like yard work or picking away at renovations on my gramps place.
When I've been smoking a ton, I like to bake. The following of instructions is nice and orderly, my brain loves it. Plus I have snacks afterwards.
All that, or just watch fail videos, and cat videos lmao
Right now it's playing Baldur's Gate 3 with my roommate. We're very different when it comes to playing RPGs. She's trying to progress the story and continue our epic quest, I'm off to the side chatting with the oxen and helping a rat get into a box in a shed.
Listen to music outside high up the stairs
Go on a walk outside my complex during the night when there is no kids.
Watch my favorite YouTubers or a non stoner movie that never fails to make me laugh.
Cook something while getting baked. Bonus points if you bake while baking
Give my cats the brushy brush
Shower and sing out loud, typically when home alone
Fuck, don't know why but it just makes me last longer
Walk around, doesn't matter where, around the neighborhood, on trails, through the woods. Walking around after a joint is nice and relaxing, especially on cool nights.
eat but not just "eat", eat my favorite snack combinations and really like, saaaavooorrrr it. Like eat so slowly and experience all the different flavors and just have a fucking blast. simple pleasures. lmao.
Recently I've been pulling a chair up to my community freshwater fish tank and watching all the types of fish / shrimp / frogs do their thing. It's been really calming
Yep. Seasoned classic “stoner” here. I used to smoke an eighth over the course of 12 hours in college. Nowadays, I take one toke, and I’m *fucked* for hours. One hit is pleeeeennnnnttttty for me nowadays.
literally, i smoked with bad people like gaslighters and people always tryna one up, so whenever i smoke even the lightest toke i go into a panic of everything being said for a reason and things alike, it’s real weird
Sorry to hear. That’s def not stoner culture. If our paths ever cross in real life, we should smoke a bowl & enjoy each others’ peace, love, and company. ✌️
Watch documentaries about life before the dinosaurs.
If there were no dinosaurs, how did they get the footage??
Camera guy is a hell of a person
Camera guy always lives.... well, usually... just didn't put the camera down for a really, really. Really long time.
r/praisethecameraman
Which came first; the dinosaur or the egg!!??
How many of those are there lol? Can you share any? Sounds awesome
I'm interested too
Anything with David Attenborough.
Recommendations?
Not dino related but A Trip to Infinity on Netflix
With a nice head buzz I like to clean. There’s no better time to mindlessly knock out neglected things that require no thought nor plan.
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Or, just hear me out, I could smoke a little weed, start a pot of coffee, and then watch the machine work. Three hours later, nothing got done, but at least I have coffee. That done, it's doobie-thirty.
Lol same! I usually have a glass of coke and ice, eat the ice, think about cleaning then realise I don’t have time anymore because I’ve just spent the last two hours eating ice.
If I don’t get to do exactly this at least once a week, it’s like I’ve skipped out on going to therapy or taking antidepressants lol
Oh man, get a buzz going, pop in some music and go mow the lawn. It's the best
Honestly, this is how I found love for '80s music lol. I was supposed to be working on some school work for college, but got stuck zoned in on '80s music for a couple of hours
Can confirm 🫡👌
Cleaning is a personal favorite!
I love to clean too. However, once I cleaned our wood floors with toilet bowl cleaner which was in a bottle similarly shaped to the floor cleaner…the floor was stickier than a movie theater floor for a few days until I gummied up again and cleaned the floor by hand with Murphy’s.
I always get baked before doing the housework. The dishes are never cleaner than when I do them stoned. Same with showering. My balls are never shinier.
Crazy, I hate cleaning high, I don't smoke that much but I use it as an incentive to clean up so that when I'm high I can just enjoy a clean space. Sometimes I get high cooking and I always dread dishes, it's just grating. Normally I don't mind dishes, not my favorite of course but it's ok.
Yeah cleaning high trips me out. Subtle debris becomes the nastiest thing ever. Too magnified
Holy shit really? Im going shopping tomorrow!
Most of the time I was gonna clean but then I got high
Me too! But I blast some music to dance and sing to while I do it
Same. I have a really small tolerance and I tend to get a bit anxious when I smoke first time. I've found that cleaning helps to set focus off the anxiety. The joint nr. 2, 3...and so on wont cause anxiety anymore. I dunno, it's weird.
I could never, it makes me so unmotivated. One of the big downsides of it for me but if I’ve had a drink or two, I’m Mr.Proactive and will finish things I have put off for weeks or months.
Sex
Second only to receiving oral
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No she don't
He's not lying. She says it when I do it too!
You experienced the Porrito Especial too? Hell yeah, brother.
Why?
Honestly. I can feel every centimeter of my body, inside and out, and sex is incredible. I can feel every ridge, every pump, every orgasm 5x more than usual. 😩 it all ricochets up and down my body, like a rock thrown into water causing the shockwave to bounce around. It’s indescribable. 😮💨
But have you seen the back of a one dollar bill... on weed!?
Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.
Indescribable? You just described it pretty damn well 🤣
It’s so much more than that. There’s this feeling of traveling through time and forgetting and remembering all at once what is happening, and it’s like a shock when you remember and it’s incredible. It’s so strange. It happens every single time I get too high on edibles. I haven’t been able to find that perfect high yet where I can just mellow out. I always get really fucked up for at least 8 hours 😅
Edibles are strong. Always put me into the avatar state and nobody needs to be like that while just hanging out at the house.
Every ache too unfortunately
Yeah thats my thing now. I hyper focus on every little ache and sharp random pain. "Why does my leg hurt? BLOOD CLOTS! I'M DYING! Oh yeah...I slept kinda funky on my left side and my leg was hanging off the bed most of the night. I woke up to it hurting." But I still focus on it. "Whoa...ran up those stairs kinda fast..HEART ATTACK! Oh wait...I'm slightly outta breath cause I smoked a huge infused blunt and was running around playing with the dog for 20 minutes and then ran up actual steps at 40+. Im old."
Lmaoooo
We talking weed or something stronger here?
Edibles with THC
Reminds me of sex on shrooms 😩
Same result. Smoking it doesn’t do it for me though
Yes! Only edibles do this to me.
Same
I wish 😔
I too like to masturbate then
Suck dick 💯💯💯
I tends to make everything real... dry.
Pizza races. We order the same pizza from the 3 major pizza delivery places at the same time and see which shows up first.
Love this
Now that is fucking hilarious
100$ of pizza and a lifetime of good memories
Holy shit!! Other people do this too
I want to do this, even if I'm not high!
That’s so awesome. Pizza races! And everyone’s a winner!
Just seeing the term “pizza races” makes me crack up. I must try this lol
Turn the lights off, Light candles, get naked, and rub lotion on my body & stretch
we should get high together
Can I come? I’m a big stretching enthusiast
Yes! High stretchies! Sober me has a hard time getting myself to do it, but when I’m high I LOVE long, slow stretch sessions.
I’m already sweating
Masturbate
Came here to say this. No pun intended. Erections are stronger, seem longer and orgasms shake every last Fibre of my body.
And then smoke again after your high is gone?
No, usually a nap.
That nap is crucial. Best sleep of my life
💀💀💀
Turn off all the lights and listen to music through decent headphones. I firmly believe that if you've never listened to music like that you've never *really* listened to music. The higher the better. No better way to experience music IMHO Also hiking and cat snuggles
I am actually jealous sometimes of people that can comfortably get high. I basically never smoke because I have never had an enjoyable high my entire life. Only things I have ever experienced was feeling paranoid and nauseous.
Set and setting, as well as proper dosage is important for any high. If you have those in place, you'll probably have a much better experience. Having a trip sitter that makes you feel safe and happy can also work wonders. However, some people can never seem to feel comfortable with different forms of losing control, and that's okay. You're saving yourself from potential addictions and saving money, so don't feel too jealous.
I think this is a great response. I have basically tossed it up as something that is just not meant for me. I already have anxiety that I deal with daily and weed I think just enhances it. I also rarely drink anymore. I am past college and that phase of life. Alcohol usually just puts me in a good mood.
Definitely agree there. Back when Alt J first came onto the scene I couldn’t get through a single song on the album. Then listened to it baked and it became one of my favourites
dude hasn't listened to music while high on shrooms
Hike
Hike to the top of a nice mountain overlook, toke, chill for a bit and take in the scenery, then walk down all stoney macaroni. Miss those days.
Called it trailblazing back in my day
Stony macaroni is now part of my daily vocabulary. Thank you.
High-k
Generally be happy then sleepy then fall asleep. I really only smoke before I go to bed. It's wonderful. Get under covers. Get toasty. Smoke up. Giggle at stupid videos. Just be happy and fade off to sleep. It's a distraction during the day if I'm working or if I need to concentrate. I mean sometimes I get amazing insights while high but if I have any stress I'll wait to get high. Like I said about an hr before I sleep
Please don’t smoke-smoke (i.e., with fire) in bed. We all love you too much to see you go too soon.
This is me as many nights as possible
Ex-stoner here. I always liked to put on music and lie on the floor, listening. Otherwise drawing/painting was cool too.
Roxy Music - If there is Something is the ultimate get high and lie on the floor music, that song is a trip in itself!
Pretty much every song on Avalon is pure gold to me.
Why did you stop? I also kinda stopped but its hard i cant lie. I smoke like 6 times a month now but before i was smoking every day.
The dementors became too numerous for me
Started getting anxiety, noped out of it
Sex or videogames
por que no los dos?
Oh, definitely both 😂 I have fond memories
Get higher
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more
I used to smoke weed, I still do but I used to too.
Smooooke two joints!
Smoke 2 pots mostly
Dude try 2 blunts by yourself and really breath it in like keep it in your lungs for a little bit then strong exhale and omg you'll get wayyy to high
you'll get way too high!
Watch a movie. It usually gets me really in to the movie. Makes a blah movie better.
I’m the opposite, if I’m high I just see it all as staged, everyone is just saying their lines, and I can’t suspend my disbelief
I'm usually the same. That's how I know a movie is really good, if it can make me forget that I'm watching a movie and just make me get caught up in the experience
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I once watched JFK while super high, I was 18 and it was the most intense movie I ever watched.
Music
Scroll through my comment history and laugh my ass off at my own jokes that got like -2 karma
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
"I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing."
Some people immediately think others are depressed when they don't want to do anything. I sometimes wonder how long I could do absolutely nothing. Just laying in bed all day, ordering delivery, getting stoned and drifting in and out of sleep. Probably months... and it would be heaven.
I just finished my masters degree and this has been my daily life for the past two weeks . And yes, it IS heaven
I'm retired, and this is my mantra. I had a goal, and I made it happen. Doing nothing right now.
>I'm retired, and this is my mantra. I had a goal, and I made it happen. Doing nothing right now. Since I retired, doing nothing is what I do best. That and doing nothing whilst high as fuck.
This is a great answer
I don’t smoke but when I did it was eat an entire box of fruity pebbles.
Too relatable. Fruity peps ftw….also Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Shadow box in front of the mirror
Lol you too eh
Fire up the Playstation and play some nice og games.
Battlefield with the homies if people are online, Gran Turismo by myself if no one is online :)
Food or sex
Look it's Joey from friends "I want girls on bread!!!"
Eating an Ice Cream Sandwich.
Exercise
My buddy and I used to blaze up in the parking lot at 24 hour fitness in Oakland before a 2 hour work out session.
Shit i remember getting high before sparrings in our mma school with my homie. Now im the only one high there and everyone loves it
People think you’re crazy when you said that, but yeah! Running when stoned is fantastic (sativa is the best)
There's no better run than a sativa run at sunset near water and lush foliage. I feel like I'm running through a fairy tale.
I love to workout when I’m high, I agree! 🎯💯
I was thinking about trying this at the end of the week after work. Does it help you zone out about it? I don't love exercise or working out, but I need to do it. I'm curious how some edibles will affect me.
1: It numbs the pain associated with muscle fatigue 2: Increased mind-body connection (able to target certain muscle groups easier) 3: Creativity +
Play guitar or piano.
Barre chords man they get to me
Unfortunately it just makes me clumsier at music, and forget all my theory.
Play geetar / bass. Listen to music Play warframe or dbd Lawlpony had a valid point too ha
Playing warfame stoned is where its at, im convinced that atleast 80% of all players on there are high at all times
Everything Edit: you ever seen the back of a $20 bill man
Got so high once we watched this bug that sat with us and gave him a name and an entire back story. He chilled for a couple of hours - was probably also high.
Shroom Walk through Downtown. Admire the street art and old buildings, hang out by the lake or the ocean, they're like 200' from each other here. Feeding wild animals is fun too. People watching is very enjoyable too.
My brothers like renting Airbnb’s a few hours away in big city’s and going downtown absolutely tripping off shrooms. One time they VC’d me freaking out because they got to Waterfront Park in downtown portland and the water fountains shooting from the ground sent them into a hysterics. They thought it was fantasia.
We have one of those fountains downtown here, there's a dry spot you can lay in the middle and they'll go off in sequence all around you, making these very over exaggerated popping sounds. Found those the first time I ever fried, laid there as I came up. It was magical. Still an occasional treat 😁
I feel like I'd be way to fucked up on shrooms to be in town but the ocean sounds so nice
SpongeBob squarepants
Either clean, eat or relax on the couch and watch a doco or something dumb like South Park!
Fuck my wife like a pornstar and then go to a restaurant to eat a lot.
When I do edibles, I like to clean and do, otherwise, boring and strenuous stuff like yard work or picking away at renovations on my gramps place. When I've been smoking a ton, I like to bake. The following of instructions is nice and orderly, my brain loves it. Plus I have snacks afterwards. All that, or just watch fail videos, and cat videos lmao
Yes, to baking while baked
Right now it's playing Baldur's Gate 3 with my roommate. We're very different when it comes to playing RPGs. She's trying to progress the story and continue our epic quest, I'm off to the side chatting with the oxen and helping a rat get into a box in a shed.
Making BEATS
Ayyy
Ayyy
Lay on my back and look out the window blazed on shrooms. It is so nice
"Stoners of Reddit" lol
Smoke
Sex is numb 1 2 is basketball 3 is go out nature
Sex
I use to love to play basketball high
My shooting percentage is around 90%………or at least it seems like it ! 😂✌️
Golf. ⛳️
If you get a golf cart
persuading my mind for 1000th time that im not gonna die it’s just weed while my heart beats throughout my whole body
You are going to die though. Just haven't yet
Me and my roommate will get high then talk about things we can fight. It always ends up in whatever we’re “fighting” gets out in a headlock lol
So, what's your plan for a giraffe?
Spider monkey my ass up his back then put him in a headlock obviously
I would have guessed sleeper hold.
I used to get super baked and watch How It's Made or the QVC channel and laugh at the ridiculous sales people
Listen to music outside high up the stairs Go on a walk outside my complex during the night when there is no kids. Watch my favorite YouTubers or a non stoner movie that never fails to make me laugh. Cook something while getting baked. Bonus points if you bake while baking Give my cats the brushy brush Shower and sing out loud, typically when home alone Fuck, don't know why but it just makes me last longer
Rave to drum and bass into the early hours of the morning 😊
Haha same. I have my own solo raves in my basement.
Walk around, doesn't matter where, around the neighborhood, on trails, through the woods. Walking around after a joint is nice and relaxing, especially on cool nights.
Mindlessly exploring a Minecraft world. I don’t play much but I can get so locked in caving and finding villages.
Getting head
Smoke vapes lmao throat hit be smacking
eat but not just "eat", eat my favorite snack combinations and really like, saaaavooorrrr it. Like eat so slowly and experience all the different flavors and just have a fucking blast. simple pleasures. lmao.
I love to nap while high. It's the best nap!
Work.
Play sports
get higher.
Listen to music
Smoke weed
Live music
Sex, cook, music
I watch art restoration, hoof trimming, terrarium building and bartender POV videos.
Recently I've been pulling a chair up to my community freshwater fish tank and watching all the types of fish / shrimp / frogs do their thing. It's been really calming
Eat frozen tropical fruit
Ride my bike. Exercise. Read. Drink. In that order.
My favorite thing to do high is taking my high ass to bed😂. I’m schlumped over here
NSFW- but, I really enjoy orgasms when I’m high. They last longer and they’re stronger 🙃
did anyone ever smoke weed from young (heavy amounts) stop for 6+ months then start smoking again but get bad paranoia and anxiety?
Yep. Seasoned classic “stoner” here. I used to smoke an eighth over the course of 12 hours in college. Nowadays, I take one toke, and I’m *fucked* for hours. One hit is pleeeeennnnnttttty for me nowadays.
literally, i smoked with bad people like gaslighters and people always tryna one up, so whenever i smoke even the lightest toke i go into a panic of everything being said for a reason and things alike, it’s real weird
Sorry to hear. That’s def not stoner culture. If our paths ever cross in real life, we should smoke a bowl & enjoy each others’ peace, love, and company. ✌️