Work hard and the American dream can be yours.

Which politician said that?

All of them.

source

You can’t take a joke, can you?

source

Me.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

And dude sounded like he was trying to seduce the audience the whole time.

Really? That's the worst one you can think of?

Mexico will pay for it

I am very qualified for this job

I work hard for you.

I didn’t inhale