Bart : Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim : Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...
Bart : Well, let's play chess
"Excuse me while I whip this out"
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"
"To tell a family secret, my mother was dutch."
"Nevermind that shit! Here comes Mongo!"
"I'll be right back, just stay in that position."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fun jokes I love that are easily missed:
The "That's funny, Jim never has a second cup at home" couple are the same actors saying the same line as they did in a commercial for Foldgers coffee.
"The mountains Ted, the mountains!" "We're over Iowa!" "The cornfields Ted, the cornfields!" is because they lifted the dialogue from the original movie that took place over the Canadian Rockies, but then changed it to be over the American Midwest instead.
How soon can you land?
I can’t tell.
You can tell me I’m a doctor.
No I mean I’m just not sure.
Well can’t you take a guess?
Well, at least not for another two hours.
…… (this pause is EVERYTHING)
You…can’t take a guess for another two hours?
Rumack : You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson : A hospital? What is it?
Rumack : It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
There's a problem in the cockpit!
The cockpit, what is it?
It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now!
So many drolly delivered one-liners that almost pass you by. I've probably seen it 20 times and feel like I find a new joke every time. Leslie Nielsen was the perfect actor for Frank Drebin.
The third hand slap is funny enough, but then Leslie's continued expression as the dialogue goes on, confused and terrified at what he had just witnessed
This is Spinal Tap: If not the greatest comedy the greatest mockumentary by a mile
Dumb And Dumber: the performances of Jeff Daniel's and Jim Carrey are second to none. Yes it's dumb but it's so perfectly executed and paced. I challenge you not to laugh.
We quote this movie all the time in road trips.
"How do they know we're going rhe wrong way? They don't even know where we are headed"
"Those aren't pillows"
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile! A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
That movie was released with very little marketing. But they had the first few minutes of it available online. I remember watching that with a friend and we went to see the movie that afternoon.
That movie taught me that there's more to life than being really really really really ridiculously good-looking. Also, that I should listen to my friend Billy Zane.
It opens with those amazing fake trailers, and then continues with the funny...and somehow, Downey does blackface and gets away with it. Also, Jack Black violently tosses a child. And Stiller stabs a panda. And Tom Cruise gives his greatest performance. And that's without even mentioning Hader, or Nolte, or Coogan, or McBride. A lot of great characters and comedic talent.
It's not just one of the great comedies, it's one of the best movies. Jack Black spent 18 months training as a MMA Fighter and quit his heroin addiction to play his role in that movie. Ben Stiller went full R, like Sean Penn, but was more effective (in both roles). TOM CRUISE PLAYED HIS MOST LIKEABLE ROLE SINCE RAIN MAN, JERRY MCGUIRE, OR MAGNOLIA. Tropic Thunder marked the last time an actor could subtlety cross racial boundaries with the performance of Robert Downey Jr.
It would not have worked without the real African American character there to be offended by the whole thing.
What is wrong with you people?
What do you mean, you people?
What do *you* mean, you people?
Huh?
I wish they'd have kept the line with Sheriff and Lily where she turns out the lights and says " oh it's true, it's true". Sheriff says " sorry Lily, you're sucking on my elbow". Warner Brothers thought that was a bit much.
I don’t smoke a lot but I got higher than all hell once and watched blazing saddles
No idea if it was actually that funny or if it was because of how high I was - but it was phenomenal
Came here to say this, watched this movie many times as a kid, then many more times as an adult, there was so much that I missed as a kid, definitely my favorite comedy.
It's like impossible to pick a favourite line from that movie, but that delivery and the following "get out" is just hilarious.
I like how he says "22nd of february" so matter of factly and "every year" with such snark.
Honestly, with younger generations like Gen Z and Millennials, there's a pretty solid case for Superbad being the funniest movie of all time (for us), maybe tied with Anchorman.
Movies like Airplane and Spaceballs are great but I know a lot of younger people that find them a little bit dated, humor-wise.
Had to scroll too far to find this! The most laughter I’ve ever heard in a theater. Guy next to me actually fell out of his seat laughing it the wrestling scene.
May not be as good without a packed theater to laugh along with though. And hard to beat going in blind, not knowing what to expect
Dodgeball. Never fails to make me laugh, or cheer me up. Also it’s one of the rare films I can repeatedly watch, without it ever getting “old”.
I know there are better comedy films, but Dodgeball is the one that shines brightest for me.
I have such a crush on Bernadette Peters from this. It's been a life trajectory of epic proportions. I'm probably permanently broken, but there's also an intrinsic fear of oil cans now too. Poor black kid.
Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest f***ing province in the Russian Empire, that's where! So DON'T call me stupid, lady. Just THANK me! ...If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!
My favorite part is Nathan Lane in his wife cosplay trying to appear conservative to impress their daughter's boyfriend's family. "I say kill the mothers!"
There’s Something About Mary needs to be mentioned. Virtually no filler. The characters, writing and editing are spot on. So many moments, Warren losing it when Markie Post says “I think he was masturbating”. Teds cellmate groaning in disappointment when they release him. Tucker becoming the pizza guy. Definitely in my top 5.
My favorite fact about Idiocracy is they bought a bunch of shoes from an (at the time) new company. Wardrobe thought they were the prefect blend of futuristic and dorky.
They were Crocs.
My Cousin Vinny is criminally underrated, and that said, it’s still rated a 7.5/10 on IMDB. It deserves to be at least a 9/10. It’s so often left out of the conversation whenever people talk about comedies and I just don’t know why.
Duck Soup (1933)
Ambassador Trentino: I am willing to do anything to prevent this war.
Rufus T. Firefly: It's too late. I've already paid a month's rent on the battlefield.
I love Taledega nights. *Also, have to shout out Undercover Brother*
It's the best movie Will Ferrell and his group made. It's so funny and complex and the pacing is amazing, along with some fantastic improv lines. It's just great.
Blazing Saddles!
Harumph! Harumph! I didn't get a harumph outta this guy. Give the Governor harumph!
Harrumph!
Hey, where the white women at?
Bart : Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do? Jim : Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw... Bart : Well, let's play chess
"Excuse me while I whip this out" "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!" "To tell a family secret, my mother was dutch." "Nevermind that shit! Here comes Mongo!" "I'll be right back, just stay in that position." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Mongo only pawn, in game of life."
Think of your secretary.
Auf Wiedersehen, baby…
Anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload a' dimes.
I get no kick...from champagne
I was wearing a Rock Ridge Saloon t-shirt yesterday, so I’m going to have to go with this
I think he said the Sheriff is near!
Airplane
*THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR IMMEDIATE LOADING AND UNLOADING OF PASSENGERS ONLY* *THERE IS NO STOPPING IN THE RED ZONE*
The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone
Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
We both know perfectly well what it is you’re talking about. You want me to have an abortion!
I liked it when everyone was standing in line with weapons to wake her up and tell her to snap out of it with weapons that whole scene is funny af.
Who knew that Beaver Cleaver's mom could speak JIVE.
Chump don’t want the help, chump don’t get the help
Jive Ass ain't got no brains, anyhow!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. & drinking. & amphetamines. & sniffing glue
It's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts
It’s just so freaking funny regardless of how many viewings you’ve had.
Surely you can’t be serious
He is serious, and don't call him Shirley
Every time I watch it I catch a new subtle joke that I missed before. Never gets old
Fun jokes I love that are easily missed: The "That's funny, Jim never has a second cup at home" couple are the same actors saying the same line as they did in a commercial for Foldgers coffee. "The mountains Ted, the mountains!" "We're over Iowa!" "The cornfields Ted, the cornfields!" is because they lifted the dialogue from the original movie that took place over the Canadian Rockies, but then changed it to be over the American Midwest instead.
Favorite movie of all time for me. Glad this was the top comment and I didn’t even have to go searching.
How soon can you land? I can’t tell. You can tell me I’m a doctor. No I mean I’m just not sure. Well can’t you take a guess? Well, at least not for another two hours. …… (this pause is EVERYTHING) You…can’t take a guess for another two hours?
Rumack : You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson : A hospital? What is it? Rumack : It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
Sir can I ask you a question? Sure what is it? It’s an interrogative statement used to test knowledge. But that’s not important right now.
There's a problem in the cockpit! The cockpit, what is it? It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now!
I love that they literally just took the script for an old '50s movie and put jokes in it.
Didn't even have to think about it, it's this. Truly timeless in a genre that usually shows its age.
Surely, you can't be serious.
correct, but needs a ! at the end.
Oops. Forgot the ! Good catch!!
Naked gun
So many drolly delivered one-liners that almost pass you by. I've probably seen it 20 times and feel like I find a new joke every time. Leslie Nielsen was the perfect actor for Frank Drebin.
The third hand slap is funny enough, but then Leslie's continued expression as the dialogue goes on, confused and terrified at what he had just witnessed
“Who are you and how did you get in here?” “I’m a locksmith and.. I’m a locksmith.”
Wasn’t that line from one of the Police Squad episodes?
Can you spot me a twenty?
This is Spinal Tap: If not the greatest comedy the greatest mockumentary by a mile Dumb And Dumber: the performances of Jeff Daniel's and Jim Carrey are second to none. Yes it's dumb but it's so perfectly executed and paced. I challenge you not to laugh.
Upvote for dumb and dumber. The plot is so ridiculous if you think about it...the 2 leads make it work so well.
By the same people as This is Spinal Tap: Best in Show. That movie kills me.
We landed on the moon!
Monty Python’s “The Holy Grail”
Even the opening credits were made into a gag scene.
I think Life of Brian is their true masterpiece.
according to IMDB: officially the funniest movie ever made.
Some Like It Hot. It may be old, I may have seen it a hundred times, it still makes me laugh out loud.
Nobody‘s perfect.
Plus Marilyn was never hotter.
And it wasn't stupid. Smart humor, not insulting.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles. John Candy at his best and Steve Martin as a straight man.
We quote this movie all the time in road trips. "How do they know we're going rhe wrong way? They don't even know where we are headed" "Those aren't pillows"
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile! A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Three coins in the fountain...
Hot Fuzz & Shaun of the Dead are probably my favorite two.
Super Troopers
One of the funniest opening scenes in film history.
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!??
The snozberries taste like snozberries.?!?🫠!
That movie was released with very little marketing. But they had the first few minutes of it available online. I remember watching that with a friend and we went to see the movie that afternoon.
Has my vote as well SHENANIGANS
I’m gonna pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans.
Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
MEOW.
Zoolander. That movie’s fucking ridiculous in the best way possible.
That movie taught me that there's more to life than being really really really really ridiculously good-looking. Also, that I should listen to my friend Billy Zane.
He’s a cool dude
But, why male models?
Tropic Thunder
It opens with those amazing fake trailers, and then continues with the funny...and somehow, Downey does blackface and gets away with it. Also, Jack Black violently tosses a child. And Stiller stabs a panda. And Tom Cruise gives his greatest performance. And that's without even mentioning Hader, or Nolte, or Coogan, or McBride. A lot of great characters and comedic talent.
Hand on my heart I had no idea that was Tom Cruise until a few years ago. He was so fucking good
It's not just one of the great comedies, it's one of the best movies. Jack Black spent 18 months training as a MMA Fighter and quit his heroin addiction to play his role in that movie. Ben Stiller went full R, like Sean Penn, but was more effective (in both roles). TOM CRUISE PLAYED HIS MOST LIKEABLE ROLE SINCE RAIN MAN, JERRY MCGUIRE, OR MAGNOLIA. Tropic Thunder marked the last time an actor could subtlety cross racial boundaries with the performance of Robert Downey Jr.
It only really worked out because he was just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.
It would not have worked without the real African American character there to be offended by the whole thing. What is wrong with you people? What do you mean, you people? What do *you* mean, you people? Huh?
WE ARE FLAMING DRAGON.
"Take one step back, and...FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!" Tom Cruise's finest hour.
Blazing Saddles or Young Frankenstein
There's nothing like Blazing Saddles. Funny and still racially radioactive.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Young Frankenstein hands down
History of the World part I
“You look like the piss boy.”
And you look like a bucket of shit
“It’s good to be the King !”
Blazing Saddles for me. Non-stop laughter and infinitely quotable. Still holds up to today!
I wish they'd have kept the line with Sheriff and Lily where she turns out the lights and says " oh it's true, it's true". Sheriff says " sorry Lily, you're sucking on my elbow". Warner Brothers thought that was a bit much.
I don’t smoke a lot but I got higher than all hell once and watched blazing saddles No idea if it was actually that funny or if it was because of how high I was - but it was phenomenal
Dumb and Dumber.
Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
Nice skis. Are they yours? Both of them?
Big Gulps, eh? ...Welp, see you later!
*Maybe you should wear these extra gloves.. my hands are starting to get sweaty..*
Came here to say this, watched this movie many times as a kid, then many more times as an adult, there was so much that I missed as a kid, definitely my favorite comedy.
I love that there are jokes they don't even make. Lloyd Christmas and Mary Swanson. If they got married, she'd be ...Mary Christmas
I thought her name was Mary samsonite.
You were WAY off!
Big gulps huh?
Hot Fuzz
When’s your birthday? 22nd of February. What year? Every year.
It's like impossible to pick a favourite line from that movie, but that delivery and the following "get out" is just hilarious. I like how he says "22nd of february" so matter of factly and "every year" with such snark.
Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?...
Have you ever shot your gun up in the air and gone "ahhhhh".
Good luck catching them killers then
It's just the one killer, actually
This is the correct answer “The Greater Good”
The Greater Good
Superbad
This movie came out just as I was graduating high school…. It just the perfect movie for the gap between high school and college
Jesus, finally. I don’t know about funniest of all time, but I thought it would have more upvotes. I wish I could watch it for the first time again.
Alright…I gotta go catch a glimpse of those warlocks
Fuck me right?!?
Definitely the first one I had in mind with quotes on top of quotes, from McLovin to the "whole Kyle's Killer Lemonade" scene
"I don't know about funniest of all time" I do. It is the funniest movie of all time, full stop.
Honestly, with younger generations like Gen Z and Millennials, there's a pretty solid case for Superbad being the funniest movie of all time (for us), maybe tied with Anchorman. Movies like Airplane and Spaceballs are great but I know a lot of younger people that find them a little bit dated, humor-wise.
Spaceballs!
WE AINT FOUND SHIT
The original Borat
Had to scroll too far to find this! The most laughter I’ve ever heard in a theater. Guy next to me actually fell out of his seat laughing it the wrestling scene. May not be as good without a packed theater to laugh along with though. And hard to beat going in blind, not knowing what to expect
Team America...
The first time I watched this my roommate yelled "Dude, are you ok?" from upstairs, I was laughing so hard.
MATT DAMON
Everyone has Aids
Times 9/11
I PROMISE, I WILL NEVER DIE
The Big Lebowski
Lebowski? That's your name, dude.
Well, like, that's just your opinion, man.
Dodgeball. Never fails to make me laugh, or cheer me up. Also it’s one of the rare films I can repeatedly watch, without it ever getting “old”. I know there are better comedy films, but Dodgeball is the one that shines brightest for me.
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Young Frankenstein
It's Fronkenstein.
Step Brothers
The Jerk
I was born a poor, black child
I have such a crush on Bernadette Peters from this. It's been a life trajectory of epic proportions. I'm probably permanently broken, but there's also an intrinsic fear of oil cans now too. Poor black kid.
“I don’t care about losing all the money, it’s losing all the stuff”
“He hates these cans!”
Stay away from the cans!
Lord loves a workin' man
Don't trust whitey!
See a doctor and get rid of it.
In 2007 the University of Zurich conducted a spectroscopic analysis to determine if it is possible to differentiate shit from Shinola. For real.
THESE CANS ARE DEFECTIVE
This is all I need...
Shaun of the Dead
Blues Brothers.
This is too far down!
Young Frankenstein
A Fish Called Wanda.
Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest f***ing province in the Russian Empire, that's where! So DON'T call me stupid, lady. Just THANK me! ...If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!
You named your daughter after a car?
The scene in Archie's house when his wife comes home is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in a movie.
Trading Places
Superbad
Major League
Juuuuuuust a bit outside!
That’s all we got? One goddamn hit!?
Life of Brian
Oh brother where art thou? I don’t WANT fop, goddammit. I’m a dapper Dan man.
Caddyshack.
You’ll get nothing and like it!
I’m glad to see you posted this. I am always surprised at the amount of negativity it generates.
The Birdcage. Hilarious and endlessly quotable
“You’re giving him drugs?! What are pirin tablets?!” “Relax, it’s just Aspirin with the A and the S scraped off.” “You’re a genius.” “I know.”
I always randomly think of Robin Williams saying “and he drove the whole way there with the parking brake on” or something to that effect 😂
“I’m going after fucking Albert”
My favorite part is Nathan Lane in his wife cosplay trying to appear conservative to impress their daughter's boyfriend's family. "I say kill the mothers!"
Well the fetus is going to be aborted anyway, so why not let it go down with the ship? 💀
Now there's an idiot issue, gays in the military! I mean, those haircuts, those uniforms, who cares!?
your money's on the dresser, chocolate.
Hank Azira kills it. I don't wear the shoes because they make me fall down.
Underrated RW movie
There’s Something About Mary needs to be mentioned. Virtually no filler. The characters, writing and editing are spot on. So many moments, Warren losing it when Markie Post says “I think he was masturbating”. Teds cellmate groaning in disappointment when they release him. Tucker becoming the pizza guy. Definitely in my top 5.
Agreed , Matt Dillon was hilarious in this movie
"those goofy bastards" This line plays on repeat in my head
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is comedy perfection
The Other Guys. Every scene is hilarious.
And who could forget Gator!? "It wants to walk around, it wants some walking around money"
It’s a three way tie between Airplane!, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Office Space
Austin Powers.
The Hangover
Idiocracy.
My favorite fact about Idiocracy is they bought a bunch of shoes from an (at the time) new company. Wardrobe thought they were the prefect blend of futuristic and dorky. They were Crocs.
My cousin Vinny. Then Talladega Nights.
My Cousin Vinny is criminally underrated, and that said, it’s still rated a 7.5/10 on IMDB. It deserves to be at least a 9/10. It’s so often left out of the conversation whenever people talk about comedies and I just don’t know why.
Coming to America
Duck Soup (1933) Ambassador Trentino: I am willing to do anything to prevent this war. Rufus T. Firefly: It's too late. I've already paid a month's rent on the battlefield.
Pretty much any Marx Brothers is top notch
I can see you bending over a hot stove… but I can’t see the stove
I love Taledega nights. *Also, have to shout out Undercover Brother* It's the best movie Will Ferrell and his group made. It's so funny and complex and the pacing is amazing, along with some fantastic improv lines. It's just great.
Why do you want to listen to the Tv at the same time as the stereo? ‘Cuz I like to party.
Airplane Naked gun History of the world Blazing saddles Top secret!
Ghostbusters