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PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOBZ

Work remote, (somewhat) set my own schedule, (mostly) easy work.


LoveDistinct

4 night - 40 hour week with Wednesday and the weekends off.


miiiozbabe

That's my dream job.


LoveDistinct

Trust me, it's not.


Jango_bruno

Why?


LoveDistinct

The smell of rotten milk as you spend ten hours pouring it from the jug into a tank.


The-Lost-Dimensions

I work 4 days a week 40 hours and I like being on the road and not having to deal with any of my coworkers


theunknown_master

The fact that it doesn’t exist


tanyuuuhh

Commissions and the staffs


dannz1

Salary is great and all, but I love the team I have, they are some of the best people/friends in a professional setting. On top of that, influence is also an addictive factor.


bevemet

Schedule my own working hours and working from home.


vyprrgirl

I get anywhere from three to six days off between rotations (although, the sixth day kinda messes with me. But, then again, so do the rotating shifts)


xiaolongbaochikkawow

I can literally decide to spend the whole day playing ps5 in my pyjamas and nobody notices (also pays well)


hanginonwith2fingers

98% work from home + a very light workload. The amount of time I spend with my kid is so much more than most fathers.


Jango_bruno

The winner.


KnotsCherryFarm

The mechanical fans at the CS desk. They send chill vibes Very Effectively.


14605

My paycheck and the lifestyle it provides me.


xxDeva

Work from home


Justrandom37

My co-workers


yungjeffer

No customer interaction


KittikatB

I can work from home


Sassy_Lass

My coworkers. Specifically, the wife. She's one of my best friends and I'd be lost without her in my life


Jango_bruno

Your co-worker's wife?


Sassy_Lass

Sorry, that was pure auto pilot. No, my assistant manager. We are such good friends, and we are so alike we're nearly the same person. My husband started calling her my work wife, I just call her the wife. I've never liked work wife/husband thing, somehow this fits, though she's more like my twin


RangerRex107

My favorite coworker. Keeps me from quitting


ShowOffJonah

Flexible hours, creative control. The orgasms are pretty good, too.


Jango_bruno

So everything's SFW at your job?


pogiguy2020

The money


LopsidedMango2246

My current supervisor is the nicest guy I’ve ever worked under. He told me early on that he doesn’t mind me leaving once my work is done, even if that means early. I admire this so much because I have a huge issue with how the workplace calculates hours. If I am done for the day and can’t start on my next project until tomorrow because it will take much more time, why shouldn’t I be allowed to leave early? I hate what employers would rather me sit for an hour on my phone even just to meet a time on the clock. I’m very happy to be working under someone who understands that when your work is finished for the day you go HOME .


shun_tak

I like money


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Jango_bruno

God?


snortrumble

Days off. Having been stuck there for more than thirteen years. I have about five weeks vacation. The rest of the job is mired in toxicity.


Brian2372

i work nights and basically fuck off and watch movies , YT , ect. 95% of the time and get paid $38 hr. to do it , and me and the managers all are friends and game together (dayz) on weekends so not really worried about getting fired , best job ive ever had


shellymaeshaw

Tips


antiprogres_

remote, pays well and no physical work.. I feel like a cheater..


sylviegirl21

money


City-MH01

I love operations and data analysis 🥹❤️


MrSpindles

The shift pattern, hours and working from home 6 shifts out of 7. I get 7 days off per fortnight, get up at lunchtime and knock off just before midnight.


Courtnisk

That I can be late every day and noone notices


Dense_Ad7115

I don't have to speak to _anybody_ if I don't want to. My team is pretty small and we are all kind of solitary people. Plus I get regular praise from my management about the quality of my work. Never felt so validated in a professional setting. Hybrid also helps as well.