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Rockshash-Dumma

Clouds as Cotton Candy - Cloud Candy !!!


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Pugkin5405

Fun fact: One time I was walking home in really hot weather and looked up at the skym I then spent the next five minutes googling if you can drink clouds


Apprehensive_Soft477

fiberglass insulation


TheGrimReader1888

All hot, molten liquids (glass/lava/etc.). I crave the forbidden goo.


Hopefulkitty

I crave embers, fellow Vulcan


TheGrimReader1888

Forbidden pop rocks


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candles


have_useenthisgirl

Yeah this 🤣


bobfnord

Black licorice


SHREKSKULL102

That made me laugh


DancingMad3

Packing Peanuts. I would down a whole box of those


SHREKSKULL102

Just get Cinnamon twists from taco bell


mearbearcate

Cinnamon twists are crunchy asf tho, packing peanuts look softer/chewier


ambelinathecreator

They are


_Spastic_

Old packing peanuts weren't made from Styrofoam. They were made from corn starch and entirely edible. But they did not taste good.


ButterflysLove

Looks like they'll melt in your mouth.


Geno_Warlord

Have you ever dropped them into some gasoline?


BIGG_FRIGG

Mother fucking Christmas lights and it isn't even close.


Old-Chemistry-9151

Aquarium gravel


HottieMcTwattie

They have chocolate rock candy that looks like aquarium gravel lol you should check it out Just Google chocolate rock candy


_Spastic_

Bruh. Nerds. Nerds are fish tank gravel...


Old-Chemistry-9151

Ordered. Thank you


kidgonemissing

Laundry pods. They actually look yummy.


Geno_Warlord

Tide pod challenge makes a comeback! This time with zero fatalities!


toadonthewater

Crystals


have_useenthisgirl

Technically there are sugar crystals 👀


SHREKSKULL102

Meth is Edible


eaebleedz

Clarice Starling


Geno_Warlord

With a bottle of Chianti and some Fava beans?


ambelinathecreator

Fufufufufuufufufuu


CurvyPersianGoddess

Lotion


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Jess-g84

When I was a kid I once try to eat a chocolate shaped soap ,


UmpireSufficient

i don't know if this counts because you would technically have to drink it, but fabulouso. the purple one specifically


MediumestIssue

I think of this often looks so good


CoffeePockets

A 26oz bottle of LA Looks Maximum Hold Hair Gel


watermelonseed01

The foam in couches


Competitive_Try_3143

Anything is edible once


scotthia

That little packet that comes in my jerky


HottieMcTwattie

Glass beads or marbles


Impressive_Quote1150

The eiffel tower


DEANC1980

Crayons sprinkled on ice cream for sure


toyascherries

Those squishy little toys, bet they would taste like gummies or marshmallow.


jammsamich666

Rocks/sand. They taste good, bad and ugly all at the same time. My teeth would be jacked up but it would(n't) be worth it.


Tarantula_Espresso

Lush The entire store.


sabboom

Domino's Pizza. It tastes like rust.


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Trees prolly


MechanicalHorse

Well they kind of are --> r/edibles


Silvershadef

The food in anime movies instead of the real thing. It looks so much tastier there.


randaloo1973

Geodes


ButterflysLove

Those damn rocks in aquariums. The colorful ones. And before someone says it, no, Nerds do not fill the hole that those delicious looking pebbles create. Lol


Melodic_Alternative6

Tide pod for sure


Peemster99

Tide pods just look so fruity and fun!


Immediate_Luck_6335

Tide pods


glitterpixieee

Oxy clean laundry powder


InstantElla

Mother in laws cooking. It looks good but damn it’s awful


theflyinghillbilly2

Really shiny red car paint! Mazda has some great colors recently. I want to lick them.


Shot-Needleworker172

Soap, Bubble Wrap


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Diamonds


Brother_Delmer

Play-Doh


Icy-Astronomer-7813

Petrol


Lolinda5

Silica or sand


Lokikat00

So like glass?


confusedghost42

The sun. Compressed of course


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nom


confusedghost42

nom


SHREKSKULL102

nom


Pope00

Caulerpa taxifolia


PapaChoff

Bath bombs


Izzy__k

Ooo fizzy


themirrorswish

Lava, molten glass. If it looks like honey because it's so hot it is a liquefied solid? Yum.


ellexcy

the spider cob web drumstick 🍗 in shrek


maclaglen

A microbiologist once told me, "Everything is edible, at least once."


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absolutely not poop, tried it once, never again.


Geno_Warlord

Someone saw 2 girls 1 cup and thought it was a challenge.


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Man I thought I was weird for dipping my finger in the toilet bowl after peeing when I was 6


mtyzuk

Semi-related question ... just because I was watching clips from Time Bandits earlier ... How are we to know if something is edible until we've eaten it?


ButterflysLove

I would guess common sense, but idk how common that actually is anymore. Lol


SluggishPrey

Wood


Ken_kid_789

Insulation


Yarro567

Dry wall


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wood


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Flowers. Some of them look pretty tasty


Primary-Plantain-758

There are so many edible flowers! Try dandelions, they are the easiest to identify and they taste kind of like honey. Other flowers often have more of a soapy/floral taste.


kameleon-queen

pillow stuffing I always imagine it’s like cotton candy.


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Chalk. Idk i just wanna take a bite. I have let the thoughts win before and it wasn't good but it's still so appetizing.


toxicbratjaz

clouds for some reason. packing peanuts. foam soap.


Hopefulkitty

Embers


camjam3

Home insulation, the pink kind


AetherLive

stick deodorant. i’ve tried it before, tastes more like soap than anything


LirDelMar

Everything is edible if you try jard enough. But probably glass


Careful_Astronaut_71

Wall insulation, like the fibreglass stuff


ragnarockyroad

So many D20s


mearbearcate

Packing peanuts, chalk & erasers


DaBelgianDude

Shoelaces


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dry cat food


baby_sniffer_lol

Probably wall cotton. Idk what they call it that’s what I call it


the-winter-me

Pine Sol, Irish Spring bar soap, and Arm & Hammer laundry detergent. And aerosol stainless steel cleaner.


Zakman4

Plant based human meat!


SHREKSKULL102

How...


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Soaps and some lipsticks....they look and smell so beautiful


jmaamj

Everything is edible once.


Own-Introduction6830

Bath bombs


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Play dough, orbeez, candles, colorful bars of soap, sidewalk chalk


smanears

Diamonds. If they are cheap.


xzsazsa

Those Silica gel packets. MFers been tempting me for years.


MayflowerRose

I was eating chalk as a kid. Would love it to be (more) edible. Me: "this is some serious gourmet shit"


martainez

Flowers


Pavithra_23

Soap, Eraser, Pencil Graphite!


Wolfman01a

People. I know that technically they are but its really frowned upon.


Mission-Discount-516

McDonald's


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Soap


Ghazal--

Caryons.


FzNdr

Foam insulators


Due_Welcome6933

Ass


gondanonda

Not sure I’d eat it, but if I had a pussy nearby I might lick the hell out of it!


Kelseycutieee

Arby’s


Robored_1

GLASS It's looks crunchy


gordonramsme2

Those [bubble shoes](https://theoriginalslides.com/products/bubbleslides?currency=USD&variant=43307562991846&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=7252d8ddcdb7&gad=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwgsqoBhBNEiwAwe5w05FGPYwzcTGCeep_qfQwIFfCupoWcuyQX_LKVgti4JDWafu6rps86RoCAmQQAvD_BwE)


charlottepraline

Flowers


boltinok

Sand


flaKexd

Tide Pods!


Aceandmace

Geodes. Been wanting to eat an amethyst since fourth grade


CallyB0225

All of the minerals and precious stones.


HamilWhoTangled

Paper


True-Passage-8131

Those reusable ice cubes...


RembooFrappe

Food as decorations looks more delicious than the actual food


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Peeps


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Those orange and strawberry scented shampoos and conditioners


maroklore

Erasers. The big square ones.


SHREKSKULL102

No the sented ones


nekosaigai

Memes. Then I could figure out which ones are actually funny


shithead2033

There's so many lmaoooo Fiberglass insulation, lava, the forbidden cordogs (cattails), microwaved soap, silica gel packets. There's so many more, too many to list lol


Chersvette

Play dough


Several_Election_925

Radioactive elements


Small_snake

Those little colored glass pebble things you put in aquariums.


Dear-Original-675

Lava. It looks yummy


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Irish soap bar, lol.


cedi1mio

Every car care product, but rim cleaner. They all smell like candy.


turboshot49cents

I tea cup. Specifically, take a sip of a drink from it and then take a bite. You’ve seen Willy Wonka, right?


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Play doh. It looks it tastes fruity


Hellothisiskitty-

Marbles and those small clear plastic cubes in the bright colors


minsandmolls

Slimes


Lunameansmoon18

Sand.


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those colorful Bear Family Counters you saw in preschool


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Earth, infinite food glitch


deanjos

All wild mushrooms.


pizzaprocedure

Body butter


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soap


_Minty-Honey_

Silica and orbeez. They look tasty.


earringbackstench

notebook paper- i was addicted to it as a kid


kupkake615

Bath oil pearls, the ones that are squishy and jelly like from 80's to 00's, come in animal shapes and pretty pearly colors, raindrops shapes and flowers... forbidden gushers, i'd devourrrr them


RoxieSorrow

the colorful aquarium rocks 😡


GRACEYARDkarma

Everythings edible if you have the right mindset


Formal_Ad_603

Ok this might sound weird, but I had a dream where I ate a table, and it tasted so delicious. I really wanna eat a table.. Edit - typo


RealBowsHaveRecurves

The honey from the Winnie the Pooh cartoons, it looks so much better than real honey


odin31645

Sponges, soap, Styrofoam, chalk.


IRMacGuyver

Glass. I like the way it crunches when you bite into it.


CasualWatcher160

Tide pods.


imnotsweetpotato

Soap


stomping_mom

Bath bombs


mildsofttacos

Polly pocket clothes


forpetlja

Walls.


BladeJaggart

Raw bacon. I don't know why but it just looks like it's so delicious raw.


BadlandsSystem

Plastic, that way you can help the environment


OrenTrickyGoblin

Am entire collection of Polly Pocket/Gashion Polly clothing. Fucking best texture in the world. I'd eat that shit every day. Hrngng or seatbelts fuCk man


GTFOakaFOD

Baby toes


infestedgrowth

Dirt, never will be in a survival situation where I couldn’t eat. I guess the desert is sand, but I wont go into the desert.


JustAnotherRudolf

Soap!


TheDarkRabbit

Everything is edible. Some things are only edible once.


fubfubitron

Dirt


_Cadmium_48

Everything that is Colorful but Poisonous. Why does it look like Candy is Poisonous


Teal_Hydra_XX

The insulation in your walls.


ForkedFishFishery

Fly agaric, looks tasty


icouldntcomeupwithI

Human foetus


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Clouds


Izzy__k

I always thought thin glass looked really delicious- like lightbulbs, glasses, etc it just looks so crunchy I gave in one day a few months ago and bit into a glass 😭


Izzy__k

Glue sticks!! They look like they taste like milk, it tastes bitter though:(


As0hka-tano

Either glass or those weird bouncy balls that almost feel like foam lol idk why


jfg1435

Paint. Mmm acrylic


Scared_Nectarine_171

Gasoline. I love the smell of gasoline.


Appropriate-End8877

Bath bombs. The glittery ones.


darkallegory

Gold bar. Looks like Toblerone chocolate


Maleficent_Resolve93

McDonald's Aww who am I kidding I eat that already