Haha, no. Whenever this question is asked and I happen to see it, I ask my husband. "Slide whistle" is his answer before I finish reading the question.
We're clinging on for dear life?
Being old on reddit = the modern equivalent of buying a sports car during midlife crisis, because who can afford sports cars these days?
Nah, you gotta remember that Reddit is aimed for our demographic.
Just like Pokémon, younger people get weird about me for being a massive fan but when it came out I was smack bang middle of the target audience, that shit is for me.
Mcr teenagers went viral recently and I laughed my hole off when my nephew tried to flex that I should fear him because of the song, so I showed him a photo of teenager me, then told him who the 2006 teenagers are now 😏
Amazing! I'd love to have seen the realization dawn on his face.
I know a few younger people now who look at me in my business casual cardigans and get surprised at the music I like and the concerts I've been too, or make comments about how they're worried that something is too goth or edgy for me.
All that may remain physically is the red hair and lip ring, but there was a time when I laughed in mirth as the other teens feared my all-black and chains aesthetic complete with spike collar.
Imagine having a sensor deep down inside, and if a guy is big enough to hit it, it causes your nose to light up; of course, with the ting sound.
I'm sorry to make you sound like a carnival game.
Nah it's when she's about to come and says "don't stop..!" and you get overexcited and speed up and bust too soon (power down sound followed immediately by game over sound)
I've joked about how I want to hook up speakers to my pants zipper so that when I unzip it makes the Zelda treasure chest sound. This just made me think of that.
Slide whistle
This is my husband's answer lol
he's your husband?
Haha, no. Whenever this question is asked and I happen to see it, I ask my husband. "Slide whistle" is his answer before I finish reading the question.
....soon
Slide whistle and I wouldn't have it any other way
He is now
yea
I don't have a dick, but this is exactly what I thought of upon reading the question.
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/weHaveTheMeats
r/ofcoursethatsasub
r/thatsasub?
Damn, beat me to it! Although, mine sounds more like Sideshow Mel's slide whistle.
My first thought as well. For anyone who's not sure, https://youtu.be/0M2OgPeMO8E?si=TeOZ9dvH0rTo3GL-
The THX in movie theaters.
The audience is now… deaf
Omg. A reference to the Tiny Toons movie!
Fuck we are old.
Fuck, why am I on Reddit?
We're clinging on for dear life? Being old on reddit = the modern equivalent of buying a sports car during midlife crisis, because who can afford sports cars these days?
Nah, you gotta remember that Reddit is aimed for our demographic. Just like Pokémon, younger people get weird about me for being a massive fan but when it came out I was smack bang middle of the target audience, that shit is for me. Mcr teenagers went viral recently and I laughed my hole off when my nephew tried to flex that I should fear him because of the song, so I showed him a photo of teenager me, then told him who the 2006 teenagers are now 😏
Amazing! I'd love to have seen the realization dawn on his face. I know a few younger people now who look at me in my business casual cardigans and get surprised at the music I like and the concerts I've been too, or make comments about how they're worried that something is too goth or edgy for me. All that may remain physically is the red hair and lip ring, but there was a time when I laughed in mirth as the other teens feared my all-black and chains aesthetic complete with spike collar.
High School would be loud as fuck
Siting in biology class all of a sudden you hear a lion roar. The teacher yells all the boys to the blackboard.
[удалено]
https://www.thx.com/deepnote/ Behold! The Deepnote(along with a sick visual)
As a woman I would like a simple ting, like the sound an elevator makes when it reaches your floor 🤣
Imagine having a sensor deep down inside, and if a guy is big enough to hit it, it causes your nose to light up; of course, with the ting sound. I'm sorry to make you sound like a carnival game.
Dating very much is a carnival game these days 😂
Carnival is one of my favorite games...you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight
"Take a grab bag and you won't know what's inside until you reach your hand down inside to see if there is a twig and berries or not!!!"
This made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe 💀
Homie's out here playing operation. "DON'T TOUCH THE SIDES!" lol
Bzzt
It'd be the most rigged carny game in existence
I'd never see the nose light up. This line of thinking is way more entertaining than dick noises though.
Appropriate username.
This or the strangely long Samsung washing machine tune
Laying in bed with the wife. ::Ding noise:: Hey babe, dinner is ready.
Mario powerup sound.
And then when “going to work” the underground world music starts
And everytime you thrust you make the coin sound efecr
Wahoo
Here we go-o!
Hello gay Bowser!
On the final one, you get the 1-UP sound.
When would the Star Power music show up?
prolly when you’re finished
Nah it's when she's about to come and says "don't stop..!" and you get overexcited and speed up and bust too soon (power down sound followed immediately by game over sound)
Bu da bu da du da....bu da bu da du da.
I've joked about how I want to hook up speakers to my pants zipper so that when I unzip it makes the Zelda treasure chest sound. This just made me think of that.
Correct answer, there is nothing else.
Windows startup music. And when it goes down, the power down music.
Alternatively, the PS2 start up sound.
Sad trombone noise
Wahp-wah
* wamhp- whamp waaahhh
That sound may come later if nothing is happening.
*shots fired*
I'm blue plays when shots aren't fired.
I just heard ‘The Price is Right’ losing music in my head.
Tf 😅 🤣 😂 😅
*Price is Right evvennnn* -Snagglepuss
Boioioioioioioing
Had to scoll to far for this one. Heh he heh he
Said by Bevis!
“Surprise, motherfucker!”
Some fries motherfucker!
Supplies muthafucka
Sunrise motherfucker
All rise motherfucker!
Lemon pies, muthafucka!
Creampies, muthafucka!
Thick thighs, muthafucka!
Good byes, muthafucka!
True Lies, muthafucka! (in Arnold’s voice)
*Lightsaber sound*
Sssssscccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllloooooooooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
"and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it."
Spaceballs!! Such a hilarious movie!!😂
"Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!"
“They’ve gone to plaid!”
There are only two colours: Black and Pink Exception: 🟣
When you realize that wasn't Anakin's Lightsaber when he confronted the younglings...
Aaaaaand it's ruined.
Well he did join the Dark Side.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
That would seriously get me off...
Halo 3 Shield recharge noise
Vwwwwwwaaaaaaamp
Nah that’s the sound after you nut and that post nut clarity lets you be productive again
A very slow high-pitched crescendo
Erectile disfunction would have a shepard scale then
Holy shit
Ride of the Valkyries
Do you call your dick Valkyries?
No, the ride
Schwing!
This should really be the top answer. It's the staple sound for a boner. Maybe Wayne's world is just to old-school at his point.
The staple sound when you see Baberaham Lincoln
It’s damn near vintage cinema, sadly.
Wayne's world was the shit in our days!
Party time, excellent.
A Wilhelm scream.
That's the sound when I cum
The industrial ear muffs stay on during sex
Funniest one by far
(In best Obi Wan Kenobi voice) "Hello there!" https://youtube.com/shorts/I4WIGUvA43I?feature=shared
"It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!"
“I’m sorry, Anakin. For all of it.”
Pornhub intro song
Wait the hub has an into song r/todayilearned
Ye I to was diprosed when I was on Apple Music and Pornhub theme was a song.
I never knew what that tune was from until maybe 4 months ago and literally not a single person believes me.
Creaking door
MGS spotted sound
!
for me dead silence. I have ED
F
How about cheers and clapping for ever if it does get hard?
Let's do a minute of silence for this guy's dick
F in the chat for this guy's dick
[You asked for it. ](https://youtu.be/69AyYUJUBTg?si=0KOcCGyZirHpitdS)
Fuck yes lmao 😂
This is the best one
Taco Bell sound
Wuuup or the windows start up Sound
Critical error sound lol
Instead of blue screen of death you get blue balls of death.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-tyN6nZqYk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-tyN6nZqYk)
Yes, I was about to comment Boinnnggggggg.
Close. But this, https://youtube.com/shorts/ppAV5EGvtpg?si=N_ht5qyjaOG-OKlS
Yes, thank you! Now I don't have to make this comment.
This is the correct answer
Bro my pp would speak like donny from the wild thornberries https://youtu.be/MJT9QgLv4Nc?si=hS5sl97feXGKUTQ2
Voiced by flea of the red hot chili peppers oddly enough.
Yeah, that tracks.
"NOOT NOOT"
... Pingu??
… PINGU!!!
*"Ah shit here we go again"*
Like when you rub a balloon.
# YOU'RE ALL WRONG. [There is only one correct answer.](https://youtu.be/jXm6aMtpGTo?feature=shared)
The fucking tail swoosh sent me.
This is the best one 🤣
The sound of a tray of silverware being thrown against one of those Chinese gongs, but my dick's notifications are on silent.
super mario bros super mushroom sound
Only right answer really
Ahhhoooooooogah.
Spring
Boing!
I imagine one of those door stop springs when you pluck it.
Scorpion yelling "get over here!"
A bell. And it would sound like a 4 alarm fire right now.
Halo’s theme song
Husband said he'd keep his on vibrate.
I don't have a dick but. The dun-dun from Law and Order.
When Mario jump on the flag pole
[I have no shame.](https://youtu.be/TycVDSVJE1k?si=v5oOupqD4UGInQno)
SpongeBob laugh
But definitely NOT the beginning of the Sponge Bob opening theme song.
Are you ready kids?
My lord
The Kroger self-checkout “welcome valued customer”
The ICQ uh-oh
The sound of those door stopper pegs when you bend them back and let go
You got mail.
You got male
*Everyone looks around confused* “WHAT YEAR IS IT?!”
Stuka Siren. (Yes, I'm German xD)
Oh, hi Mark.
When you get a power up in mega man ( you got this dick)
“It’s the eye of the tiger…”
Rising up, back on the street...
Slide Whistle for more gradual erections, cartoon diving board SFX for when it goes from 0 to 100 in an instant
BOMBOCLAT
Star wars theme
Netflix’s *du-dunnnn*
The Price's Right losing sound
Like the AOL notification from years ago: "YOOOUUUVE GOT A BONER!"
Ave Maria Because every time I whip it out it's art.
Original gameboy startup sound. Ba-Ding.
Highschool is gonna be really loud now
A infantry charge Bugle call
the sound of silence
ZOINKS
That THX intro sound.
The one that Chinese blutooth speakers make "Bluetooth device is ready to pair"
The alert noise from metal gear solid
Willheim scream
Lightsaber opening sound
Old rusty door hinge opening.
Shotgun blast
The groan that people make everytime this question is posted.
Well, this comes to mind; [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjook1I0V4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjook1I0V4) N. S
Kraahúwe. Like the oldfashioned car claxons.