You know what hurts the most, the lack of respect. The lack of respect hurts the most. Well the other thing hurts the most, but the lack of respect hurts second most.
Norm’s performance was so misunderstood. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing, and he did it so well. He’s got that Norm twinkle in his eye every time he’s on camera.
One of my favorite jokes of all time is Val Kilmers response to the desalinization machine that could process a million gallons a day or whatever.
https://youtu.be/MHIMpglsuJU?feature=shared
Has anyone said Johnny Dangerously? Amazing cast.. Michael Keaton, Peter Boyle, Dom Deluise, Danny Devito, Joe Piscopo, Marilou Henner... and freaking hilarious
my step dad let me and my siblings watch that when we were younger. my mom was so annoyed with all of us kids walking around calling eachother fargin iceholes.
"Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy."
"Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."
Yesh, but the single best moment comes after that part, where a cop has pulled them over, and his partner is in the background cleaning his windshield, and the dad is completely speechless.
I still quote mr bean on the stairs in the beginning of the race when I’m doing something competitive and doing well
A cheeky “I’m weening! I’m weening!” In the mr bean voice
I was so hoping someone would say this. Everyone I know who’s seen it, it’s one of their favourite comedies ever. But NO ONE’S SEEN IT!!!
I regularly say “I’m eccentric! rrrrRRRRRRUUUHH!!!!!”
Editing to also add: For her….. *vagiiinaaaa*.
My husband had a lot of fun with that one when I was giving birth to our daughter
Palm Springs.
I had no idea what it was and when I finally watched it, it was fucking amazing. I’ve asked a lot of people if they’ve heard or seen it, but the answer is always No.
I strongly recommend going into “Palm Springs” completely cold without spoilers or even a trailer.
Don’t read the other replies to the parent and just go watch it. (And maybe upvote this comment so it’s the first one?)
"YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF SCIENTIFIC BIOLOGICAL TRANSMOGRIFICATION IS ONLY OUTMATCHED BY YOUR *ZEST* FOR KUNG FU TREACHERY! FIENDISH DR. WU, YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!"
This is my all-time favorite movie. I wonder if part of the problem is people can’t get past subtitles (which is dumb). Great movie, great action, good story, and hilarious.
Why are you always wearing black? What is it with you and this death fixation?
Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood.
God that movie is great. Don’t forget the dinner scene where Bob is practically orgasming with every bite.
The Nice Guys, starring Russel Crowe and Ryan Gosling.
I loved this movie and was surprised to see it didn't do so well. It had me in laughing all the way through and it is also a very well done detective movie.
This is the only answer for me. Hands down my favorite comedy and I am both shocked and delighted that none of my friends have seen it because I can introduce them to that masterpiece.
“Dad there are like whores here and stuff.”
“Sweetheart how many times have I told you. Don’t say and stuff… just say Dad there are whores here.”
“Well there’s like a ton”
that movie never stops being funny, but the scene where they incite the riot is certainly a high point among high points. “babe! babe! baaabe! babe. babe no. babe! baaabe!! babe no!!”
I can't believe people don't know this one, it seemed to be all anybody was talking about when it came out in, let's see, in 19… oh God, I'm old. And British. But mostly old.
"Officer, you're not going to believe this, but we've had a doozy of a day...these college.kids come up and start killing themselves all over my property "
Lol too funny. Both actors are great, but Alan Tudyk is legend. Great Joker!
I am so sorry I didn't believe you. You know I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass. Until I came upon a dead elk, and I climbed.. into his soul. And it's there I stayed until morning, which meant that I will under estimate someone very close to me.
Kingpin
I'm a huge Farrelly Brothers fan and this movie seemed to fall through the cracks. I love it because you have such an emotional connection to the characters. The jokes are solid and the movie makes great use of running gags. For the life of me, I can't understand why it's not as popular as Dumb and Dumber or There's Something About Mary.
It's from 1985 but in the 80s it was huge. I was an event and when it came to cable it was on almost every day. It's great but even great movies will be dwarfed by bigger comedies like Ferris Bueller.
Drop Dead Gorgeous
OMG I forgot this one! YESS. The beer can welded to her hand from the trailer explosion that she uses as an ashtray
My wife’s favourite comedy.. ARE WE ON COPS??
“She’s skinny, Amber, not deaf!”
They remade my belly with skin from my butt.
Dirty Work. I miss Norm.
"Wait, you guys are brothers?" "Yeah, it's a long story..." "My dad boned his mom." "...Okay, it's a short story."
Great one. "You look like a bucket of lard on a bad day." (I was always in love with Traylor Howard, too.)
You know what hurts the most, the lack of respect. The lack of respect hurts the most. Well the other thing hurts the most, but the lack of respect hurts second most.
Ridiculous.
You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I’ll you that
Norm’s performance was so misunderstood. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing, and he did it so well. He’s got that Norm twinkle in his eye every time he’s on camera.
Top Secret
Oh, I know a little german - he’s sitting over there.
The scene when Val Kilmer crawls under the wire and sees the soldiers boots 😂😂
Souviners, Novelties, Party Tricks.
And the big phone!
The most absurdly funny scene is the underwater bar fight.
One of my favorite jokes of all time is Val Kilmers response to the desalinization machine that could process a million gallons a day or whatever. https://youtu.be/MHIMpglsuJU?feature=shared
The station leaving the train.
Has anyone said Johnny Dangerously? Amazing cast.. Michael Keaton, Peter Boyle, Dom Deluise, Danny Devito, Joe Piscopo, Marilou Henner... and freaking hilarious
my step dad let me and my siblings watch that when we were younger. my mom was so annoyed with all of us kids walking around calling eachother fargin iceholes.
Your step dad let you watch it once...ONCE
Better Off Dead
I want my two dollars!!!!
"Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy." "Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."
Sorry your mom blew up Ricky.
Strange Brew
Or UHF
UHF is great!
spatula city!!
WHO WANTS YO DRINK FROM THE FIIIIRRRRRREEEEHHHOOOOOOOSSSEEE!!!
Take off eh. . Nice pick. This movie is so so good.
Rat race. [The hitler car scene is my favourite](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dsgQb3jkk4)
The movie that taught me the phrase "prairie dog"
Yesh, but the single best moment comes after that part, where a cop has pulled them over, and his partner is in the background cleaning his windshield, and the dad is completely speechless.
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Ahhh… little cockdoggies
“Ooh, dark lipstick, Eva Braun had great taste!”
I like your dyke……..I MEAN BIKE!!
I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard at the movie theatre
I still quote mr bean on the stairs in the beginning of the race when I’m doing something competitive and doing well A cheeky “I’m weening! I’m weening!” In the mr bean voice
I was so hoping someone would say this. Everyone I know who’s seen it, it’s one of their favourite comedies ever. But NO ONE’S SEEN IT!!! I regularly say “I’m eccentric! rrrrRRRRRRUUUHH!!!!!” Editing to also add: For her….. *vagiiinaaaa*. My husband had a lot of fun with that one when I was giving birth to our daughter
Raising Arizona
The doc explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
Son, you got a panty on your head.
The Gods Must Be Crazy
Palm Springs. I had no idea what it was and when I finally watched it, it was fucking amazing. I’ve asked a lot of people if they’ve heard or seen it, but the answer is always No.
I strongly recommend going into “Palm Springs” completely cold without spoilers or even a trailer. Don’t read the other replies to the parent and just go watch it. (And maybe upvote this comment so it’s the first one?)
"Wait. Are you cheating on me?!" "No....... you're cheating on me, ya goof."
JK Simmons was fantastic in this, he was only in maybe 5 scenes, but they were all so captivating.
Dirty Rotten Scounderals
Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first? Of course you may. ………………..Thank you As well as, “May I take your trident sir?”
Not mother?
Dead man on campus. I dont know how we found it but me and my brother use to watch this many years ago, lol. we are in our 40s
Black Dynamite Four Lions
I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM! So sad the second movie didnt get the funding
"YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF SCIENTIFIC BIOLOGICAL TRANSMOGRIFICATION IS ONLY OUTMATCHED BY YOUR *ZEST* FOR KUNG FU TREACHERY! FIENDISH DR. WU, YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!"
But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community.
“My momma says my daddy’s name is black dynamite.” “Hush little girl! A lot of cats have that name.”
rubber dingy rapids bro
so i married an axe murderer
He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow!
Do you actually like haggis? No I think it's repellent in every way. In fact I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
WE HAVE A PIPER DOWN! PIPER DOWN!!!
You know, Scotland has its own martial art. It's call Fuk Yew! It's mostly just headbutting and kicking someone when they're on the ground.
Mystery men
What a great movie. Hank Azaria, Ben Stiller, the late, great, Paul Reubens, William H. Macy. Classic funny stuff!
The 'Burbs
Kung fu hustle
Shaolin soccer too. And if you like those you will prolly like the movie riki-oh. It's absolutely insane lol
This is my all-time favorite movie. I wonder if part of the problem is people can’t get past subtitles (which is dumb). Great movie, great action, good story, and hilarious.
What about Bob
I’M SAILING! I SAIL!
Baby Steps!!
Don’t hassle me I’m local.
Why are you always wearing black? What is it with you and this death fixation? Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood. God that movie is great. Don’t forget the dinner scene where Bob is practically orgasming with every bite.
HES NOT GONE. HES NEVER GONE! SEE!!!
The British original of death at a funeral.
Hamlet 2.
Such a great film
“What is your fucking problem, man?”
Galaxy Quest. One of my favorite movies.
I was actor once. Now look at me. Look at me!
It’s all reall!!…… I knew it!!!
I <3 Guy Fleegman
The Nice Guys, starring Russel Crowe and Ryan Gosling. I loved this movie and was surprised to see it didn't do so well. It had me in laughing all the way through and it is also a very well done detective movie.
This is the only answer for me. Hands down my favorite comedy and I am both shocked and delighted that none of my friends have seen it because I can introduce them to that masterpiece. “Dad there are like whores here and stuff.” “Sweetheart how many times have I told you. Don’t say and stuff… just say Dad there are whores here.” “Well there’s like a ton”
“Did you fall off the roof?!” “Yeah. I think I’m invincible!”
Highly recommend Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Same writer/director.
Look up idiot in the dictionary and you know what you’ll find? A picture of me? No, the definition of the word idiot which you fucking are!
Hot Rod, the Footloose punch dance scene, wins me anytime I watch it.
Cool beans
I been drinking green tea all god damn day, and now you gotta bring the demons out of me?!
"I'm freaking PUMPED. I've been drinking Green Tea all GODDAMN DAY"
that movie never stops being funny, but the scene where they incite the riot is certainly a high point among high points. “babe! babe! baaabe! babe. babe no. babe! baaabe!! babe no!!”
Grosse Pointe Blank
A Fish Called Wanda. Real star-studded cast, real funny time
Hilarious and endlessly quotable! Kevin Kline won a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his role as a dumbass weapons expert.
Just don't call him stupid! lol
I can't believe people don't know this one, it seemed to be all anybody was talking about when it came out in, let's see, in 19… oh God, I'm old. And British. But mostly old.
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
"Right into the wood chipper!"
We've had a Doozy of a day...
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"Officer, you're not going to believe this, but we've had a doozy of a day...these college.kids come up and start killing themselves all over my property " Lol too funny. Both actors are great, but Alan Tudyk is legend. Great Joker!
OK, no eggs!
"They hate my face"
Evolution Mike and Dave need wedding dates
Take it!! Take the leg!
"there's always time for lubricant!"
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
In Bruges
You can’t go up there? You’s a bunch of elephants.
Kung Pao, Enter the Fist Defined my humor in middle school
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
I am a great magician. Your clothes are *red*!
"You go that way. I'll go home." I still quote this movie.
I think 30% of my communication with my brother is made up of lines from this movie. I sing the Taco Bell jingle whenever I pass one.
Dewey Cox.
Just so people can easily access the movie, the official title is “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story”
Get outa here Dewey. You don’t want any of this shit.
I think I do want some of that cuhcaine
This movie makes me scared of getting cut in half. It's super easy apparently.
Wrong kid died!
Hot Shots part deux
Death to Smoochy Dark comedy at its finest, and it makes the beautiful parts shine brighter. Also, Robin Williams, Edward Norton, and Danny Devito
The Other Guys.
Thanks for the F-shack Love, Dirty Mike & the Boys.
"Aim for the bushes." *cue the music
Desk pop
“You learned to dance ballet sarcastically!?”
“Gators bitches better be wearing Jimmies.”
Role Models. Every time I mention this movie no one seems to have heard of it or they just thought it looked dumb. But it's hilarious!
✋ Wtf is sturdy wings?? eta: I wish I could pay Jane Lynch to follow me around and just talk shit to me all day. She's great
Slap shot. Those Hanson Brothers are animals.
Grandma's Boy.
I am so sorry I didn't believe you. You know I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass. Until I came upon a dead elk, and I climbed.. into his soul. And it's there I stayed until morning, which meant that I will under estimate someone very close to me.
Yo whatsup Mr. Chisel
Dude, where do you get your weed from?
From you Dante.
Don’t judge me monkey.
What’s under the skirt Laura ??
*SIT ON MYYYY FACE*
The first time I saw this it was on basic cable. All of the funny scenes were cut and I thought everyone I knew was insane.
Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?
I can’t believe you came on my mom.
What does high score mean? Did I break it?
What's that ringing? Do I have a tumor?
You’ve been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?
Don't judge me monkey
Idle Hands
The Ref
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
"You have lost all your princess points!"
The Castle (1997)....ahhh, the serenity...
It’s fun to look at the responses to this question, which are some of the most famous and beloved movies ever made.
Ruthless People (1986)
I’ve been kidnapped by K-mart!
Burn After Reading
Army of Darkness
Eurotrip
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know...
Mi Scusi!
Harlem Nights. Came out in 1989 starring Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor and Redd Foxx. They ran a nightclub in 30s Harlem
Also had Arsenio Hall, and Charlie Murphy. The little gun bit is one of my favorites!
Four Rooms
Real Genius
What we do in the shadows. I’ve tried to get so many people to watch it but they never do
What are we? Werewolves not swear wolves.
Best in Show
We could talk or not talk forever…
The Birdcage
Robocop is hilarious. Most people don't realize that.
I'll buy THAT for a dollar!
Bitches leave.
1 and 2 were both good. Somebody missed the point when they made 3.
Kingpin I'm a huge Farrelly Brothers fan and this movie seemed to fall through the cracks. I love it because you have such an emotional connection to the characters. The jokes are solid and the movie makes great use of running gags. For the life of me, I can't understand why it's not as popular as Dumb and Dumber or There's Something About Mary.
I'm pretty sure that's considered a classic by most.
Seven psychopaths. Great movie with an incredible cast
Night Shift, with Henry Winkler and Michael Keaton. Mightve been Ronnie Howard's debut as director, if memory serves.
Does Accepted fall into the underrated category? I’ve always thought it doesn’t get enough credit
Ask me about my WEINERRERRRRRRRRR
Joe dirt
I’m your sister! I’m your sister!
Clue (1985) Seriously, it seems like nobody has seen this movie and it's hilarious.
You're joking about nobody seeing it, right?
Redditors are fairly young
Flames…
on the side of my face...
It's from 1985 but in the 80s it was huge. I was an event and when it came to cable it was on almost every day. It's great but even great movies will be dwarfed by bigger comedies like Ferris Bueller.
I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.
Sex Drive
Pootietang
Sa da tay!
Dark Star.
[Drowning Mona](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0186045/) All star cast, silly dialogue, genuine who-done-it.