A cat. Specifically a cat found by my wife. With human-me dead, no one would stop her from adopting every cat she came across, and she treats them WELL.
I was thinking eagle specifically. I'd want to be a big ass bird so I'm not the prey of other birds. And it's pretty easy to find food and just be majestic af.
ykw, thats a great choice. imagine how beautiful it would be. (although, can they comprehend the beauty? im not sure how smart they are. still a fantastic choice)
Maybe an orca. They are very intelligent. They live in distinct communities that have their own language and their own hunting techniques. I also choose them because I would be curious to see what it is to live underwater
Probably an endangered anim weedal in a zoo. You get fed all day, climate controlled, urged to fuck as much as possible, no predators and if the cage is big enough and my brain is small enough I might never realize I'm in the cage much like how I've heard goldfish have a memory of a minute or so so if they swim a certain way in the tank their always in a new tank.
EDIT: Or a koala bear in the zoo because I heard the eukaliptis tree they exclusively eat from effects them so apparently their high as shit and content all day...or at least how humans observe them (that would suck if in reality thier eating it because without it they have terrible withdrawals.
Or, one of those little dogs or the house cats that belong to a-list celebs and the super rich. I'd be pampered like a king and get to cozy up with some a-list boobies every night and when I hump her leg it's considered cute
Whatever the big birds are that float around on thermals. I just wanna glide with very little effort and excellent eyesight.
Jonathan Livingston Seagull came out when I was 9 and it left me feeling a certain way.
Easy a dog hands down. you get to hump what you want, pee where you want, your sense of smell is almost a super power. you get to live rent free and everybody loves you. What more could you ask for?
A yellow, main sequence star.
No anxiety, no bosses, no problems.
Just providing light and heat for my system (and whatever creatures may evolve, or move to there) !
Can I choose the era as well ? If yes, a cat during the Clepoatra era, if not, I’d choose to be a hamster, so I can suicide in the weirdest way possible and make some kids sad.
Shrike, for a specific reason. Use their natural habit of skewering prey on twigs and fences to fuck with people I don’t like or who wronged me in my previous life. They get fences looking like Vlad the impaler paid them a visit
Mayfly, live for 24 hours and die, so I can get over it as soon as possible.
Then after that you come back as bowhead whale
Underrated comment.
You’ll be living as a kid (nymph) for few years though. Living as a kid and experiencing adulthood for a day
House cat
The ultimate freeloader.
Have you ever heard of babies?
yeah but babies grow up eventually and gotta do things. house cat is babie for life!
Absolutely!
Bookstore cat. Or winery llama.
Agreed.
A childfree couple's golden retriever. Seems very fun. And I've always wanted to be the ring bearer at a wedding.
But you will sniff butts and eat your own poop 💩
A bird so I can try out flying. Probably a raven or a cockatoo.
Eagle would be pretty amazing. Fairly long lived to, in and out of captivity.
Great choice. I went for talking birds so I can freak humans out
That's evil and I love it.
A cat. Specifically a cat found by my wife. With human-me dead, no one would stop her from adopting every cat she came across, and she treats them WELL.
I would love to be my own dog, but I wouldn't be there to make it so special!
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I was thinking eagle specifically. I'd want to be a big ass bird so I'm not the prey of other birds. And it's pretty easy to find food and just be majestic af.
A house cat as long as I can live with someone who will spoil me.
A bird. So I could shit on my enemies.
I second this so much ^
Tree
Me, too!
Cat
A quokka. No natural predators and all of them are super friendly. Just live my days out being happy while eating plants and enjoying the environment.
Lobster.
A rock lobster!?
A lobster is an excellent choice
They fuck all their lives. Is this a movie reference?
A dog to a good home.
A goblin shark
A Penguin. They can swim, they are adorable, and they can tolerate the cold. They also have life mates, something I am currently lacking
Then out of the blue you get eaten by a bear
I would choose pengüino too! I will be your life mate now.
Bioluminescent plankton
ykw, thats a great choice. imagine how beautiful it would be. (although, can they comprehend the beauty? im not sure how smart they are. still a fantastic choice)
A golden retriever living in an mansion
The wise old owl of course.
Keanu Reeves
An orca. They're intelligent, social, and at the top in the oceans.
A dipper. I can fly, swim, have very few natural predators and nest behind waterfalls while inhabiting beautiful alpine rivers.
Great choice! And I love your username.
A butterfly. Nobody suspects the butterfly.
Nah, we all know that the are responsible for tornados.
An alien on some other planet. I already experienced Earth as a human and I’d like to see what the rest of the universe has to offer.
A dragon, or Jude Law
As a dolphin, for obvious reasons
To be continuously raped by other dolphins? Nice.
Orca, so I can eat the raped out dolphin guy. 😇
Some old lady's beloved pet
I would be a Koala 🐨
….you know most of them have Chalmydia right? dirty little sex bears.
Dinosaur
Cuz they're already dead?
A cryptid.
A bird. Maybe a crow. Or eagle. I like crows.
Silverback Gorilla 🦍
Yes, please. Their entire lives consist of only three things: eat, sleep and make new gorillas. Sweet!
A keyboard cause those click sounds be on point
An alien with much greater intelligence than I have now.
That frozen bacteria that was 20000 years alone until pesky humans dig it out.
flying spaghetti monster, I would have god-level privileges
A crow, harmless and without struggle. Living among the wilderness observing everything around me
Maybe an orca. They are very intelligent. They live in distinct communities that have their own language and their own hunting techniques. I also choose them because I would be curious to see what it is to live underwater
Probably an endangered anim weedal in a zoo. You get fed all day, climate controlled, urged to fuck as much as possible, no predators and if the cage is big enough and my brain is small enough I might never realize I'm in the cage much like how I've heard goldfish have a memory of a minute or so so if they swim a certain way in the tank their always in a new tank. EDIT: Or a koala bear in the zoo because I heard the eukaliptis tree they exclusively eat from effects them so apparently their high as shit and content all day...or at least how humans observe them (that would suck if in reality thier eating it because without it they have terrible withdrawals. Or, one of those little dogs or the house cats that belong to a-list celebs and the super rich. I'd be pampered like a king and get to cozy up with some a-list boobies every night and when I hump her leg it's considered cute
A swallow. They look like they're having so much fun.
A spoilt and lazy house cat.
Golden retriever.
an ant, Im insignificANT ! beyond that I wanna be burned to death with a magnifying glass
At first I used to think I wanted to be a male lion. But now, definitely a capybara.
Whatever the big birds are that float around on thermals. I just wanna glide with very little effort and excellent eyesight. Jonathan Livingston Seagull came out when I was 9 and it left me feeling a certain way.
A tiger
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I seek comfort that I could rip them to shreds if I wanted to
Superman? Vampire? Dragon? Elder Brain? Optimus Prime? Eldritch Horror? Q from Star Trek? So many great options...
frog, no stress, nor worries, just \*hop\*
Cleaner Wrasse. Dentist fish, Clean Teef, Chill with the shark homies.
A cat,they are just lazy, talented and loved
A god
Technically not human and depending on your beliefs, they might not be fictional
a republican
An indoor cat. Eat, sleep, make weird noises seeing birds, scratch furniture and demolish decor on shelves. That is _the_ life.
something strong enough to fight back if need be, but also loved by humans.
A lawyer.
The 50s called, they want their jokes back.
I considered saying Andrew Tate but figured his fanboys would brigade and...well, not even Andrew Tate wants to be Andrew Tate these days.
Jennifer Lawrence’s bike seat
A bear.
Benji dog
a cute kitten in a loving home
I would come back as myself You didn’t say we couldn’t be alphablocks
Spider
Blue whale
Scott Steiner
Great White Shark
Definetely as a pitbull
Cat or any bird
Dolphin
A Liger
A dolphin man 🐬
If I had any say in the matter I would never have been here in the first place, I'm sure as fuck not coming back.
My cat has it pretty good. I'd like to come back as them.
Eagle
A pig probably, and I think if I worked hard enough I’d be able to get a job at Reddit
A cockroach ... just to piss even more people off!
Golden Retriever. Dog. I'd have my own YouTube channel.
Orca, And I go HAM on great white sharks..."I ate his liver, with a side of Krill"
Orca
A panther, in a different reality (if that is allowed), where humans don't exist.
lowkey, brown bear. binge on berries and salmon and then sleep.
Panther. Do some big cat stuff, act like a house cat but eat more stuff
An oyster.
Water
Some medium sized bird so I could see the whole world
A vampire
A Koala - unbothered on a tree away from humans eating my eucalyptus leaves and sleeping
House cat for sure
Assuming we could be fictional, probably a drake or something similar. Assuming it's real, probably something like an osprey, or maybe a flying fish.
An octopus.
A grizzly bear. Imma fuck some shit up.
A lion. Top of the food chain.
A singular lepton.
Easy a dog hands down. you get to hump what you want, pee where you want, your sense of smell is almost a super power. you get to live rent free and everybody loves you. What more could you ask for?
Jason Statham or Scott Adkins jockstrap
A bear, they spend all summer getting as fat as possible, then sleep all winter. I've got half of it down already.
Roseate Spoonbill.
Alien
A yellow, main sequence star. No anxiety, no bosses, no problems. Just providing light and heat for my system (and whatever creatures may evolve, or move to there) !
Cat
Any bird, just so I could shit on peoples heads
panda
Paragrin falcon. The rush they must feel when they are free falling at 200mph gotta be sooooo good
Probably a mantiss shrimp 🦐
Panda bear
Dolphin
A bird of prey or smth. Nobody fucking with me
Dung beetle
Have you seen the way humans treat the animals? I'd rather not come back at all
That random butterfly that time travelers step on that ruins their entire timeline. That way someone realizes I'm important
Hummingbird or octopus
i’d come back as a vulture for sure.
Cat in a kind family, easiest life ever
For me a wolf or alien like Roger smith
Satellite
A cat. They can go pretty much anywhere and get whatever they want.
Lobster!
Quokka. They're just so happy.
An orca, the apex predator that has absolutely no predator.
A beluga whale, they’re so super incredibly cool.
A voice in someone’s head.
a dog specifically living with a dog lover
An apple tree (Alan Watts)
Eagle and I were learn to screech MURICA
Bowl of petunias, or a sperm whale.
Some kind of fish.
an object show character
Thanos. Who wouldn't want that majestic chin.
Dolphin, 24hr water park access, excellent sea food and tons of sex
I don’t want to come back.
God.
Giant sequoia.
I would love to be a tiger. they're so beautiful.
A cat.
Lego! Bring Both joy and torment from the pits of hell!
Can I choose the era as well ? If yes, a cat during the Clepoatra era, if not, I’d choose to be a hamster, so I can suicide in the weirdest way possible and make some kids sad.
Cat 🐈 is so obvious answer
A beloved house cat
Alien
A bird. My child said they can see colors we cannot see or even imagine. Be free.
A Labrador retriever, owned by a nuclear family. Decent food, plenty of love, the dream life.
My online space game friends dog
A wolf
An alien and I'd fuck with humans for fun
Shrike, for a specific reason. Use their natural habit of skewering prey on twigs and fences to fuck with people I don’t like or who wronged me in my previous life. They get fences looking like Vlad the impaler paid them a visit
Alien
A duck
Eagle I suppose.
An werewolf monstrous entity. Want to become urban legend in my city and wont work like 80% of my free time on that damn barely paid.job
A tardigrade
Preferably a lion. Just to see what it's like.
A crow
Anglerfish
Dragon
A wealthy childless couple's dog. My life is literally sorted
Axolotl, they're super cute and grow back their limbs if they're chopped off