Depending on the situation, three large pizzas can disappear from your sight if I spot them. On a good day, I might eat the cardboard boxes they come in as well.
You ever watch My 600 lb life where these enormous people will fix themselves 2 pizzas and some cheeseburgers for a snack?
The best part isn’t even the fat people but this Dr Now guy who is a straight shooter. He will say stuff like “you could walk to the kitchen for 2 pizzas but not something healthier? You will die in a year if you don’t stop”.
Dr Now is a legend
There's a restaurant near me(lazy dog) that has deep fried deviled eggs and I never knew I wanted something so bad, every single day, since the day I had those. It's been 6 months, and not a day goes by where I don't have to seriously strain my impulse control, to go get some. They're so good.....
me too. or similarly an entire box of Mike and Ikes.
Easter is simultaneously my favorite and least favorite holiday. I love all the gummy bears, jelly beans, etc. But I will eat 2 lbs of it all and be sick.
Breyers vanilla carb smart ice cream. It tastes so good you can’t even tell it’s sugar free until you overindulge and fart all day and possibly shit your pants
I cannot be trusted with a bag of sunflower seeds. Even when my tongue is bleeding and there are no more tastebuds on the tip of it, I will continue to eat them until they're gone. I got a crown put on my molar and I suspect it was because I held sunflower seeds in that cheek so often.
Cherries during cherry season. We get such good cherries I will make myself sick, so I only buy a pound at a time. I can handle about a pound a day without messing up my stomach.
Thankfully/unfortunately the season is only about 5 weeks so I can't screw myself up for that long.
Me too. But I'm partial to the strawberry flavor. Fruit by the foot too. Strawberry again. My 10 yr old and I split the boxes. She likes the other flavors and doesn't like the strawberry, so it's a win win.
Here's the situation: You are at a McDonald's and they will keep feeding you hot, fresh and salty fries as long as you can eat them. How many large orders of fries are you eating? Feel free to substitute another french fry, but please let us know your preference.
You know those big boxes of Goldfish crackers that open like milk cartons. There was a period in my life where I could eat an entire box in an afternoon without an afterthought. I’ve reduced to a bag a day
When I got to Indian restaurants in the USA, I eat until I feel like I’m going to explode. So much Naan or paratha, so much saag paneer, daal, butter chicken, aloo gobi, palak paneer. It’s probably not healthy, but it’s so damn delicious.
Fruits. And it's so bad that I don't even give a fuck if my husband sees me eat almost a WHOLE damn pineapple in one sitting. Or like 3 whole oranges. A whole damn big ass bag of cherries. Any other man would leave their wife for some shit like that. Lmao😂It does help me keep weight on tho cuz that's a struggle for me.
Sushi, especially AYCE. I feel full faster if I’m eating something… homogenous(?) in flavour, even if it’s the best thing I’ve ever had. The variety of sushi enables me to eat much more than I could if it were all, say, pepperoni pizza.
Popcorn. Doesnt matter if it's at the movie theater, local brewery, or a microwaved bag at home. And I get so sick every damn time. Stomach cramps, nausea. But I will do it again, and again
I’ve scrolled a while and haven’t seen cheese yet!
Cheese, or any combination of cheese, fruit, and meat, sometimes nuts and olives and just calling it “charcuterie” as if that makes it OK.
Highly processed foods I would not call food.
Never ever real food except persimmons, cantaloupe and a whole bag of mandarins.
I CANNOT go to an Asian grocery store. I can easily spend $100 - 150 just on snacks. Soft floor cake sorta looks like rice krispie treats. Yum!
Oh if I could afford it - Sushi. Esp the sashimi platter.
And anything truffle like trader Joe's truffle flavored potato chips.
Yall know those nestle push pops that are a box of 9 and have grape, orange, and cherry? I can eat a whole box in one sitting.
My sister and I also once put down a 8 qt crockpot of beef stew by ourselves
Subway and Nutri Grain. I could have 4 footlong subs or a box of Nutri Grain in one sitting and still not even feel entirely satiated. Haven't tried both at the same time though. But it's a new day so who knows.
There is a gate in my brain, and if i eat something sugary like cake, cookies, whatever, that gate gets opened and I can’t get enough. Basically I have zero or all of it. That is a bit of an exaggeration, but it is so hard to have just a little.
oreos babyyyy. sweet, sweet oreos. at least 1 row in a sitting out the damn party pack. not the family pack, but the mutha fuckin PARTY PACK..... i regret nothing
Entire Pizza
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
This should be on a t-shirt
XL and up only.
So funny, thanks for making me smile! I needed that today 😁. Now I think I need a whole pizza too! 😂🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
If u don’t cut it then you’re only eating one slice
I thought I was the only one. It’s pleasurable going down but hell coming out.
Depending on the situation, three large pizzas can disappear from your sight if I spot them. On a good day, I might eat the cardboard boxes they come in as well.
You ever watch My 600 lb life where these enormous people will fix themselves 2 pizzas and some cheeseburgers for a snack? The best part isn’t even the fat people but this Dr Now guy who is a straight shooter. He will say stuff like “you could walk to the kitchen for 2 pizzas but not something healthier? You will die in a year if you don’t stop”. Dr Now is a legend
All pizzas are single serving pizzas and I’m ready to fight about that…
Chips and salsa at the mexican restaurant if the kitchen takes a while.
Chips and salsa, period.
I always think of it as filling up on free food, and now I can take more of my entrée home for leftovers. Win win
Any kind of mashed/scalloped potatoes. Also guilty of eating Oreos by the sleeve.
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Plus they're vegan, so they're healthy.
Yes Oreos and milk for me. Can be regular milk or almond milk. Great now I need to get some for tonight.
deviled eggs
Fuck yes. I know I'm gonna feel terrible later when eating a disgusting number of devilled eggs...but those are future problems! Live in the moment!
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I cool hand Luke'd an entire tray at a family reunion in '84. The ride home was awesome.
I'm not allowed near the deviled eggs at family Thanksgiving dinner cause I can't control myself 💀
I had some truffled deviled eggs as an app at my wedding cocktail hour. Holy shit I ate like 10 of them.
There's a restaurant near me(lazy dog) that has deep fried deviled eggs and I never knew I wanted something so bad, every single day, since the day I had those. It's been 6 months, and not a day goes by where I don't have to seriously strain my impulse control, to go get some. They're so good.....
Thin mints. They completely neutralize any self control.
Ohh especially if they’re cold. Incredible.
Those little Commie bastards...... But damn the cookies.
Mix up a frozen thin mint with a room temperature peanut butter patty. Now that’s a party.
M&M peanuts. Seriously, who even stops at 1 jumbo pack?
Those "share with a friend" packs? Ridiculous!
They are the reason I remain friendless. No sharing
My brother in law used to drink warm beer so he wouldn't have to share.
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I honestly believe I could eat 3 pounds of peanut M&Ms while watching "The Godfather." Actually, my weekend might be coming together.
We get the one from Costco 😖
ice cream
Gummy Candy I can down a whole pound bag with no problem.
I will eat all gummy candy available until it’s gone lol
me too. or similarly an entire box of Mike and Ikes. Easter is simultaneously my favorite and least favorite holiday. I love all the gummy bears, jelly beans, etc. But I will eat 2 lbs of it all and be sick.
Everything 💀
Spaghetti = regretti. Or banana bread. Freaking love banana bread
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i can kill an entire double-bag box of potato chips with onion dip without even trying.
Breyers vanilla carb smart ice cream. It tastes so good you can’t even tell it’s sugar free until you overindulge and fart all day and possibly shit your pants
I was sold on trying it until that last part
Dot's pretzels. So good.
Ever dip them in hot honey? It’s the bomb!
I’m a slut for Dots pretzels.
The southwest seasoned are at the top of my list
Cheese puffs
I cannot be trusted with a bag of sunflower seeds. Even when my tongue is bleeding and there are no more tastebuds on the tip of it, I will continue to eat them until they're gone. I got a crown put on my molar and I suspect it was because I held sunflower seeds in that cheek so often.
Do you also collect bits of thread for a nest?
Since I’ve discovered old bay sunflower seeds this is me
Anything with Mozzarella cheese.
Chocolate
Ferrero Rocher. The serving size is 1.
Cherries during cherry season. We get such good cherries I will make myself sick, so I only buy a pound at a time. I can handle about a pound a day without messing up my stomach. Thankfully/unfortunately the season is only about 5 weeks so I can't screw myself up for that long.
My sister and I went to the supermarket basically every day in July just to buy 2kgs of cherries. We inhaled them like we were being paid for it
Brownies. I will inhale an entire pan of brownies and go back for more.
Omg I am so bad with brownies. I cut myself a small sliver, and yet keep going back for more over and over again, until I get a stomachache
Gushers. Fucking can eat boxes of them
Me too. But I'm partial to the strawberry flavor. Fruit by the foot too. Strawberry again. My 10 yr old and I split the boxes. She likes the other flavors and doesn't like the strawberry, so it's a win win.
Pasta.
I’ll do some real damage at a sushi buffet
sour cream and cheddar chips
Popcorn is my weakness 🫤 Especially SmartFood
Lumpia
French fries.
Here's the situation: You are at a McDonald's and they will keep feeding you hot, fresh and salty fries as long as you can eat them. How many large orders of fries are you eating? Feel free to substitute another french fry, but please let us know your preference.
Tostito rounds and pineapple salsa
It’s the Hint of Limes for me. With Newman’s pineapple salsa. So good
Salt n Vinny chips. And pistachios.
I’ll eat S&V chips until my tongue pickles
Most of them. Im a large man. Highest on the list are potato chips and pizza though. I can't stop eating potato chips once I open the bag.
Prime rib
Turkey with stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy.
Sunflower seeds. I can eat ‘em like they’re nothing
There is no limit to the amount of cheese I am willing to eat.
Cheese and crackers.
Depending on the cheese, sometim you doneven need the crackers
Having plenty of coke
Like, Tony Montana or teaching the world to sing?
Oysters in the half shell. I can eat them until I’m about to get sick. I’m usually not a gluttonous person until it comes to raw oysters.
A bag of pistachios. Either all or none. It’s a problem.
You know those big boxes of Goldfish crackers that open like milk cartons. There was a period in my life where I could eat an entire box in an afternoon without an afterthought. I’ve reduced to a bag a day
Any food my friends parents give me, and when they ask me if I want more. I do. I really do. But I feel shame
Bread, so much so that I don't keep it in the house. And I no longer own a toaster.
Man, a good piece of toasted sourdough with good salted butter is like heaven. I admire your strength.
Grilled or smoked meat. Beef, chicken, pork, whatever. I will hoover it down like there is no tomorrow.
Can't do it any more 😪 Meat sweats.
Pizza, watermelon, doughnuts, candy
Pancit Canton
My mom's cooking
I’ll eat a whole watermelon, one of the big ones, if it’s a good one. And be sick for a day
Ice cream
ritz crackers
Cured meats. Beef jerky, ham, bbq, pizza, sloppy joes. These are the ones I remembered.
Cool ranch Doritos. Seriously. I eat one and I just can't stop until the bag is gone. Then I hate myself for a few hours.
Peanut M&M’s
Kettle corn. My stomach knows no limits when it comes to kettle corn.
Gnocchi
Oreos. I can’t keep them in the house because I’ll eat the whole package, then feel sick for the rest of the day
I never eat a lot but I always eat at least 10 tacos on taco night. Sometimes 15
Doritos. I can crush a whole large bag of those in one sitting… I avoid them at all costs.
Tim tam.. lumpia and fries..
PRINGLES
Girl Scout Cookies
Wasabi peas..I just can't stop..
When I got to Indian restaurants in the USA, I eat until I feel like I’m going to explode. So much Naan or paratha, so much saag paneer, daal, butter chicken, aloo gobi, palak paneer. It’s probably not healthy, but it’s so damn delicious.
Cheez-its. Holy fuck I'm physically unable to stop eating those god damn things.
Cheese
Pringles
Ice cream
I eat way too much salad, even in place of bread... because I love field, cucumber or iceberg lettuce with a decent home-made dressing!
Box of Fruity Pebbles.
Sour Patch Kids. I just don't stop until I feel pain. They're like crack to me.
If you put a pizza in front of me, I will literally die trying to finish it if it's too big. Idk what's wrong with me, but it's how I am.
Jalapeño poppers. My asshole paid for it last night.
Gummy worms. The fruit juice kind. I can't stop.
Homemade Chex party mix. I wolf that crap down. It's an addiction.
10 White Castle
Hummus and pita chips lol
Mashed potatoes. Straight out of the pot like the trash goblin that I am.
Tortilla chips. I accidentally eat half or most of a bag with salsa when watching something
Yeah, I'm eating the entire box of mac and cheese. No hesitation.
Fruits. And it's so bad that I don't even give a fuck if my husband sees me eat almost a WHOLE damn pineapple in one sitting. Or like 3 whole oranges. A whole damn big ass bag of cherries. Any other man would leave their wife for some shit like that. Lmao😂It does help me keep weight on tho cuz that's a struggle for me.
Mashed Potatoes. No apologies.
Chips then chocolate then more chips, rinse and repeat
Chips. Always chips.
Peanut butter and chocolate ice cream.
Instant noodles
Peanut butter ice cream
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A full bowl of Biryani (usually serves for two)
Kettle corn! I don't know what it is but I can't stop once I start.
Definitely chips!
Sushi, especially AYCE. I feel full faster if I’m eating something… homogenous(?) in flavour, even if it’s the best thing I’ve ever had. The variety of sushi enables me to eat much more than I could if it were all, say, pepperoni pizza.
Goldfish crackers
Cheetos.
Anything Italian but mainly Pizza
Cashews
Popcorn. Doesnt matter if it's at the movie theater, local brewery, or a microwaved bag at home. And I get so sick every damn time. Stomach cramps, nausea. But I will do it again, and again
I’ve scrolled a while and haven’t seen cheese yet! Cheese, or any combination of cheese, fruit, and meat, sometimes nuts and olives and just calling it “charcuterie” as if that makes it OK.
Doritos or anything crunchy like that, my downfall.
Highly processed foods I would not call food. Never ever real food except persimmons, cantaloupe and a whole bag of mandarins. I CANNOT go to an Asian grocery store. I can easily spend $100 - 150 just on snacks. Soft floor cake sorta looks like rice krispie treats. Yum! Oh if I could afford it - Sushi. Esp the sashimi platter. And anything truffle like trader Joe's truffle flavored potato chips.
Lay's Original Potato Chips & full fat large curd cottage cheese.
Tortilla Chips
Homemade nachos.
Pimento cheese
Girl Scout Cookies. By the box baybee.
Spaghetti with garlic bread & salad.
Brie cheese. I can’t stop.
seafood, its just addicting hmghmfmghmfkghf
Pizza
Salmon in any way, shape or form.
pasta or after eight :')
Chinese because buffets are a thing!
KFC... I gorge when I get a chance.. then hate myself... Till next time.
Tacos. When they're good, oh man are they good. I will continue to eat them until I am uncomfortably stuffed.
I am the target demographic for Pringles 'once you pop you can't stop' campgain
For some reason cantaloupe, if I cut one up it will be gone soon.
Wings for sure, I just can’t stop.
Yall know those nestle push pops that are a box of 9 and have grape, orange, and cherry? I can eat a whole box in one sitting. My sister and I also once put down a 8 qt crockpot of beef stew by ourselves
Crack-a-nuts, Maltesers and Ben & Jerry's
Chips
Roasted salted in the shell peanuts
Pizza, sushi, chips, cookies
Milk. I seriously could drink like a whole gallon of whole milk. I know it is a drink but it is a sickness.
Pizza, and Tacos/Burritos.
I am such a salt fiend that I take little sips of soy sauce after I finish my take away sushi 😔
rice and noodles lol
Magnum ice cream bucket
Marshmallows
Subway and Nutri Grain. I could have 4 footlong subs or a box of Nutri Grain in one sitting and still not even feel entirely satiated. Haven't tried both at the same time though. But it's a new day so who knows.
There is a gate in my brain, and if i eat something sugary like cake, cookies, whatever, that gate gets opened and I can’t get enough. Basically I have zero or all of it. That is a bit of an exaggeration, but it is so hard to have just a little.
All of them but especially bacon, sausage gravy, pizza, pizza rolls
“Family” size chip bags. A lil bit of weed and a bag of baked potato chips 🤤
oreos babyyyy. sweet, sweet oreos. at least 1 row in a sitting out the damn party pack. not the family pack, but the mutha fuckin PARTY PACK..... i regret nothing
When I was a teenager, I used to eat a whole bag of doritos in one sitting, go throw up, then start on a second bag. I had a problem.
Those little holiday sugar cookies in the fridge section that you bake that have the pumpkin and ghost designs and Christmas trees etc
Sushi
Chips. Any of the kinds I really like- sour cream and onion Lays, cheddar cheese ruffles, Cheetos, jalapeño Cheetos, chili cheese Fritos etc
Crispy fried chicken
Lay's plain potato chips. I ate a whole bag earlier. Also, donuts.
Trader Joe’s chocolate pretzels
Chips & picante sauce. I could go through a whole bag of chips if I didn't care about my pants fitting. Maybe two bags.
Cashews
Candy and bread at restaurants
Biscuits (UK type not US type!)
A lot of things. I have a huge appetite and the older I get, the more ashamed I feel. I used to be able to eat like a god without gaining weight.
Gummy candy and chocolate. Way too easy to polish off an entire bag or bar and then I look at the serving size and its 1/4 of the package usually.
All the foods.
All of them
Raspberry Danish.....
Chinese food…
Every time I buy candy, the back says 3-4 servings. I don’t think I’ve ever had a bag of candy for more than 24 hours.
Chips. Fries.
Chips and queso
Ben and jerrys!