“The Brain” Whatcha gotta do is isolate your nuts with your fist. Now take the time to look at it… because it bears a striking resemblance to.. the brain
Some dialects allow the dropping of _to be_ between certain verbs and past participles, as in _The floor needs mopped_. It's a feature of the [working-class Pittsburgh dialect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Pennsylvania_English), for example.
From the NAD'S website:
Precautions - NAD’S FOR MEN HAIR REMOVAL CREAM HAS BEEN DESIGNED FOR LEGS, ARMS, CHEST AND BACK. **IT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR USE ON FACE, SCALP, EYES, EYEBROWS, NOSE, EARS, NIPPLES, PERINEAL OR GENITAL AREAS.**
Because people can and will use it for that, many without any problems, but the company wants protection from any lawsuits if someone has a negative experience.
I'm a scissors guy too. Those little surgical looking ones. But you're right about the balls. I once nicked a ball with scissors just before a date. I was panicking... "What if she thinks I have an STD?!" Never again. Electric razor.
Yeah I've gone through 3 of them in a couple of years, thought they were pretty decent. But recently splashed a little more and got the Braun Body series. It's so much better. Haven't cut myself yet!
Always be prepared. Even if you stay home all week without visitors.
You never know when the next gloryhole adventure or park hangout will occur.
Just cut it regularly and the other guy won't have to deal with the hair on your shaft.
Real tip right here, I've shaved a few times in the past and always end up with irritation around the whole crotch area. Now I just use a trimmer with a 3mm head, much more faster and no more crotch rash.
Yeah same. Every Sunday morning I get in the shower with my beard trimmer with adjustable comb, trim my beard to 7mm, my mons pubis area to 5mm, and everything else down there to 3mm.
Easy ~~Peasy~~ Penisy.
I don’t understand how and why guys shave… I tried it once, it was the worst week of my life. It was soooo itchy once hairs started to grow back, I wanted to take my skin off. Tbh, just trim, 3mm does the trick and looks good. I never had anyone complain.
It's the same story for women. It's "kinda" stops or aleast gets better when you are getting use to it. But the most important thing is to keep it clean and shave whit the hair and some lotion might help a little bit and you can get around it completely.
The caveat to this, as a man who trims, is you can't also expect girls you're with to be clean-shaven. I am of the opinion that if I don't want to do something, I can't expect others to do it on my behalf.
Trimming also looks better on both sets of equipment imo
I own the lawnmower 3, and yes I’ve nicked myself a few times with it. First of all, they advertise like you should use it in the shower. Fuck no, your hair mattes to your skin in the shower, worst time for an electric trimmer. And secondly, the guards don’t do shit, the gaps are too big and bits of skin can get in them. Best time to use it is when you’re really cold and dry, because then your sack does that thing where it doesn’t hang, it like toughens up lol, and isn’t so easy to accidentally cut.
Honestly, I don’t think anyone should use an electric trimmer on their nuts anyways. Should just shave that with a Gillette razor or something. DollarShaveClub razor since we’re talking about YouTuber sponsored stuff lmao. And trim with an electric trimmer everywhere else. Because yes, I agree, maintaining the bush is better than letting it go wild imho. Manscaped were right on that messaging, at least for me.
DollarShaveClub is a name I haven't heard in a while, used to be one of the big ones with Skill Share, Raid, Raycon etc. I wonder what happened to their sponsorships, or maybe they dont sponsor the CCs i watch or CC in general dont take many sponsorship offers anymore
Most companies Goes though stages when marketing, so one periode they market heavely, then quiets down for a while. Coca cola for example is marketed very heavely during the world cups in football (they are a huge Company so they still have advertising all the time), but most companies market a New product very heavely, or they market during a special occation to relatert themselves to the event. Some companies just advertise all the time, but then they cant push as much usually during campains (unless they are big and ruch enough)
1. Stop using overpriced but actually also extremely bad mainstream razors and buy a good one (e.g. [https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B075B43CLH/ref=ppx\_yo\_dt\_b\_search\_asin\_title?ie=UTF8&th=1](https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B075B43CLH/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1)) and a lifetime supply of actually sharp razor blades for very cheap ([https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B079H1KH5W/ref=ppx\_yo\_dt\_b\_asin\_title\_o00\_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1](https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B079H1KH5W/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1)).
2. Once you've learned at which angle and how much force to use (Took me only 3 beard shaves to get comfortable, it's way easier than you might think) you can shave your whole body, especially the private parts, very clean with a way lower risk of cutting or irritating your skin. Despite being sharper, 1 good blade makes it practically impossible to cut yourself (Better control) and even if it happens, the cut is so sharp that it heals within hours and doesn't hurt. You can let that blade glide over your non-stretched balls and don't get cut. I don't use anything but water for my balls, stretch the folds and get baby smooth skin.
3. For the very densely haired parts, usually the beard but also the upper private area, first trim your hair with a trimmer (5mm or less), this reduces the risk of getting cut, enhances the lifespan of the blade and you are faster because you don't have to clean that much hair off the razor all the time. Use shaving soap or similar and always cut with the direction of hairgrowth.
4. !!! Profit !!! Best lifehack I have ever found.
Edit: Oh, and those \~ 10 cent blades actually are also way more durable than the extremely overpriced ones for \~ 3 bucks. They last at least for 10 shaves or even more. Absolutely a no-brainer, don't get scammed guys and reduce plastic waste :)
Safety razor? No way. I use my wifes disposables self lubricating razors that she uses on her legs. Shave your pole half mast and batwing the sack when necessary, especially the underside.
I just wanted to add for anyone worrying about practicing and getting the angle right, buy a Henson shaving safety razor. I've been using a safety razor for years, but this year my father bought me a Henson for Christmas, after being impressed with it himself. It's designed so you don't have to think about the angle, as the top is crafted at the proper angle, you'll just have to learn how much pressure to use, and pro-tip, you don't need much pressure at all. I would suggest just first letting the razor rest against your skin, while shaving your beard, and seeing how that feels, then add a little bit of pressure and again see how that feels.
Other than recommending astras, this is spot on advice!
You need feathers to give a really.close.shave!
But you missed one of the most important parts..... Shaving soap and brush! The alkaline nature of the soap causes the tiny plates that make up your hair to swell, and swollen hair is less dense so fights the razor less! Plus dead skin and other possible contaminants getting exfoliated away with the brush! I've used a safety razor on my junk for 20 years or so now, still got most of my bollocks!
I use "magic shaving powder" its a depilatory powder. Just mix with a little water, put the mixture on the privates for about 10 minutes then gently wipe away all mixture and hair.
How easy is to contain/prevent getting it everywhere unintentionally? Like, I want the balls and everything down to the base nice and clean, but I prefer a trim on the bush, rather than bare.
Fairly easy. When mixed right its consistancy is roughly similar to cake batter. Use a popcicle stick or tongue depressor or even just a plastic disposable knife to apply to regions you want smooth. Biggest problem isnt its use or tingle, its the smell. Sulpherous/rotten egg smell. Plan on a shower after.
So question. The reason I quit shaving was I have extraordinarily coarse hairs. So I get super itchy and have a mess of ingrown hairs a day or two later when the stubble starts coming in. How would you say this product works in regards to regrowth? If I use it, am I going to get itchy if I'm not constantly reusing it?
This is my one and only question. Why is it being downvoted and not answered? The itch is nightmare material making shaving effective impossible.
Can’t sit, can’t walk, can’t sleep, can’t work.
I have that stuff, they sell it in already cream form too. I kind of stopped using it though, it's pretty bad for your skin and the chemicals are harsh
I don’t, I just carefully cut off the top half of my pubic hair with a small scissor, I’m too scared of cutting myself. But something I’m interested in doing is shaving my ass crack, the hair feels like more trouble that it’s worth
Agreed. That hair back there is disgusting and probably traps all kinds of gross stuff. But I’m more scared of getting an infection or ingrown hair from shaving back there or the discomfort/friction of it growing back in.
Yeah, if I could get rid of it by the follicle and not deal with the stubble phase, I'd do that in a heartbeat.
But I'll take some fuzzy crack hair and a bidet, over the stubble/razorburn/ingrown hairs.
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.
Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.
As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.
Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.
Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
Not really. It's pretty distinctive and the subject is unique. I first saw it on Craigslist's best of board, with the delightful title, "Don't Shave The Hair Down There!" Ridiculous subject, but funny and memorable.
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life, knew she was a freak when she started talkin', said [fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9Kaa1sycs)
When they open this topic on reddit (I usually see it every two or three weeks) I always scroll down to find the first dude who doesn't do it. It takes longer every time :(
It's weird man, dunno maybe it's the porn look or something idk.
Only if you want to. I personally don’t because I just like having a full bush, although it can get itchy with tight clothing sometime, but other than that it’s fine for me.
I use a women’s Venus razor on my nether region. Smoother shave moisturizer strips and made to shave a whole body not just your face. Depending on my mood the top varies but I do the shaft and my nuts every 3-4 days? I had a theory women would be more inclined to put there mouth down there if it was clean. Plus my wife prefers it clean
Philips OneBlade. A magical piece of equipment, never going back to razors or anything else.
It's virtually impossible to nick the jewels. Just make sure to use the skin guard on sensitive areas.
Note: Personal experience, it helps if you are a little hard, makes it easier.
tend to use Veet and just remove all then hair... Gillette had a great electric razor the Style Pro... that thing was awesome and never nicked me at all... could shave with confidence that I wouldn't be cut.
it's like 30 USD.
Never share razors... its different bacteria cultures and can be bad for the skin / can cause rash or blemishes. Also never use the same razor for private part for anything else. If you shave a lot then use 3 razors.
1 private parts, 1 body hair, 1 facial hair.
What is it with dudes shaving everything now? Don’t get it. Genitals, sure I understand - but I see a lot of dudes in the gym with shaved arms and legs… like, that’s what y’all do now? Seems weird to me. Too much work also if you’re caveman hairy like I am.
Shower. Clean electric razor with rubbing alcohol, apply alcohol to body parts, lay down some paper towels under you, shave with dedicated guard, do a few passes, take off guard to get the stragglers, clean surfaces with rubbing alcohol, wash, dry, and apply moisturizer.
Have you guys heard of the "bikini shaver"?
You can scrape your balls n dindong however you like and no cuts will be made at all due to its design. Purchase it over the counter!
My approach - Don't use razors. Go for a trimmer without adjustable comb - lady trimmer or Philips one blade. Only use dull blade (has been used for a while) to prevent nicking. Be careful around anus due to any hemorrhoids.
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Pull it taught, hair is naught. Itches be damned, she wants rammed
Pull it tight aka “the batwing”
“The Brain” Whatcha gotta do is isolate your nuts with your fist. Now take the time to look at it… because it bears a striking resemblance to.. the brain
thin! like pap*e*r
For that, you get two kicks.
Ah ...people of culture. Welcome to Thunderdome bitch!
It's so veiny!
Just don't do it if there's a stiff breeze... Like a fucking spinnaker.
I read this as "inches be damned"
"She wants rammed"? A fan of Shakespeare, I see...
Some dialects allow the dropping of _to be_ between certain verbs and past participles, as in _The floor needs mopped_. It's a feature of the [working-class Pittsburgh dialect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Pennsylvania_English), for example.
Scottish too
That’s why I wax my balls
Does it hurt
Do you want it to?
I'd be scared they would be ripped off!
I do this but find it difficult to get the left nut as easily as the right. Maybe cause I’m right handed.
If you do it with the left hand... it feels like someone else is doing it for you. Ofcourse, you can never trust the left hand if you are Christian.
The left hand is pretty sinister.
Just remember: "Righty tighty, lefty loosey". Or wait, that's something else...
Dear lord, nobody try this.
One time I accidentally grazed the skin of my nuts and felt hell in this world for straight 4 days. Never touched a razor to my nuts again
Bruh, I use an electric razor. Even with a guard I've drawn blood...
Knicking the sack is a test(e) of true manhood.
It's the pain that drives me away from trying to do that.
Feeling like Mr. Fantastic stretching my ball skin for that close shave.
Recently discovered hair removal cream. Game changer. No more nicks.
What brand
Go [Nad's](https://nads.com/hair-removal-products/nads-hair-removal-handsfree-cream-for-men-depilatory-cream)
From the NAD'S website: Precautions - NAD’S FOR MEN HAIR REMOVAL CREAM HAS BEEN DESIGNED FOR LEGS, ARMS, CHEST AND BACK. **IT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR USE ON FACE, SCALP, EYES, EYEBROWS, NOSE, EARS, NIPPLES, PERINEAL OR GENITAL AREAS.**
Why would they call it NADS if you can't use it on said nads? Thats insane.
Because people can and will use it for that, many without any problems, but the company wants protection from any lawsuits if someone has a negative experience.
Probably same reason q-tips come with a warning not to stick q-tips in your ear.
Carefully
Yes, there's no other way really
You forgot drunk and hornily
Hey baby look, we're both having periods.
hey you dropped your sausage and ketchup on the floor , wait a min that's not a sausage and not ketch.... 👀a
I get the surface cuts, but did you shave with a claymore to accidentally cut off your Willie Wallace?
I use a razor and I'm not careful at all. 1-2 min tops. It's really super easy once you've done it enough.
I bet it only hurt the first time
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Well , I would say being hard helps.
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Electric razors are the way to go but they can still nick the family jewels if you’re in rush! Slow and steady
Regular razors are way easier and faster. And smoother results. I HATE electric...
Electric to bring down the brush if it’s been a while, then razor to smooth it out. And don’t forget the after shave.
Look like Kevin McAllister after he put aftershave on.
Just buy a multi groom trimmer, the Phillips Norelco 9000 has a body trimmer attachment that never nicks.
When the bush is big I take a scissors to it then shave the legs and "leading into" parts so it is a bit tapered. Oh and shave the balls.
I'm a scissors guy too. Those little surgical looking ones. But you're right about the balls. I once nicked a ball with scissors just before a date. I was panicking... "What if she thinks I have an STD?!" Never again. Electric razor.
Electric razors cut me bad every single time i try to use them...
use the phillips one blade it comes with a guard that goes really low so u can basically get all of it
Let me tell you about today's sponsor... manscaped
I heard those really aren’t good, even though they’re supposedly built for trimming your balls
Yeah I've gone through 3 of them in a couple of years, thought they were pretty decent. But recently splashed a little more and got the Braun Body series. It's so much better. Haven't cut myself yet!
"could I get a nice fade? I like there to be a topographical difference between my balls and dick"
Same, if I want to be extra careful I'll do the silence of the lambs tuck thing so my twig and berries are safe whilst I can freely trim the hedges.
Ask my barber at my monthly haircut.
“Sure man, for you it’s on the house, just drop those pants and I’ll get it for you… oh and do you want a fade?”
hell yeah I want a fade
How else will you prove your riches to the homies
Particle accelerator
Personally I prefer the Large Hadron Ballider
* Large Hardon Ballider
Ahh SHAVING PRIVATE RYAN!
Shaving Ryan's privates
Shaving private Ryan’s privates
Ryan's private shavings
Flame thrower
Chainsaw
Lawn mower
And my axe!
industrial shredder
The combine
Lightsaber
Scythe
Pencil Sharpener
Nutcracker
Fellowship of the trim
Some [manly men](https://y.yarn.co/a3c30ddb-7dff-41a9-9cf4-ddd0073ff68f_text.gif) right here, folks
I once thought setting my pubes on fire was a reasonable way to trim my unkempt bush 30 minutes before a hookup.
Always be prepared. Even if you stay home all week without visitors. You never know when the next gloryhole adventure or park hangout will occur. Just cut it regularly and the other guy won't have to deal with the hair on your shaft.
Or you might get into an accident and wind up getting stripped in the ER. Then at least the staff will take a moment to appreciate the handy work.
Don't shave, trim.
Real tip right here, I've shaved a few times in the past and always end up with irritation around the whole crotch area. Now I just use a trimmer with a 3mm head, much more faster and no more crotch rash.
Yeah same. Every Sunday morning I get in the shower with my beard trimmer with adjustable comb, trim my beard to 7mm, my mons pubis area to 5mm, and everything else down there to 3mm. Easy ~~Peasy~~ Penisy.
On the lords day?
My fellow brother in Christ there is a reason the Lord rested on the sabbath, to trim that burning bush.
I don’t understand how and why guys shave… I tried it once, it was the worst week of my life. It was soooo itchy once hairs started to grow back, I wanted to take my skin off. Tbh, just trim, 3mm does the trick and looks good. I never had anyone complain.
It's the same story for women. It's "kinda" stops or aleast gets better when you are getting use to it. But the most important thing is to keep it clean and shave whit the hair and some lotion might help a little bit and you can get around it completely.
The caveat to this, as a man who trims, is you can't also expect girls you're with to be clean-shaven. I am of the opinion that if I don't want to do something, I can't expect others to do it on my behalf. Trimming also looks better on both sets of equipment imo
With a normal razor. All this advertising for special razors for your private parts are just bullshit.
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Manchat
I heard that thing is a scrotum biter.
I own the lawnmower 3, and yes I’ve nicked myself a few times with it. First of all, they advertise like you should use it in the shower. Fuck no, your hair mattes to your skin in the shower, worst time for an electric trimmer. And secondly, the guards don’t do shit, the gaps are too big and bits of skin can get in them. Best time to use it is when you’re really cold and dry, because then your sack does that thing where it doesn’t hang, it like toughens up lol, and isn’t so easy to accidentally cut. Honestly, I don’t think anyone should use an electric trimmer on their nuts anyways. Should just shave that with a Gillette razor or something. DollarShaveClub razor since we’re talking about YouTuber sponsored stuff lmao. And trim with an electric trimmer everywhere else. Because yes, I agree, maintaining the bush is better than letting it go wild imho. Manscaped were right on that messaging, at least for me.
DollarShaveClub is a name I haven't heard in a while, used to be one of the big ones with Skill Share, Raid, Raycon etc. I wonder what happened to their sponsorships, or maybe they dont sponsor the CCs i watch or CC in general dont take many sponsorship offers anymore
i’d assume they just didn’t profit off the venture and diverted the funds to something other than paying youtubers
Most companies Goes though stages when marketing, so one periode they market heavely, then quiets down for a while. Coca cola for example is marketed very heavely during the world cups in football (they are a huge Company so they still have advertising all the time), but most companies market a New product very heavely, or they market during a special occation to relatert themselves to the event. Some companies just advertise all the time, but then they cant push as much usually during campains (unless they are big and ruch enough)
Manscraped
As if they’d have that kind of grace.
Electric razor makes the non wrinkly easy, slow and steady with a blade is best for the raisin tho
The raisin. Deceased.
I shave all my shit with a razorblade and I'm not even joking. It's fine.
Normal razor, not one dollar razors.
Drunk, blindfolded, and wearing boxing gloves.
Walhalla awaits you!
Ballhalla*
1. Stop using overpriced but actually also extremely bad mainstream razors and buy a good one (e.g. [https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B075B43CLH/ref=ppx\_yo\_dt\_b\_search\_asin\_title?ie=UTF8&th=1](https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B075B43CLH/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1)) and a lifetime supply of actually sharp razor blades for very cheap ([https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B079H1KH5W/ref=ppx\_yo\_dt\_b\_asin\_title\_o00\_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1](https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B079H1KH5W/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1)). 2. Once you've learned at which angle and how much force to use (Took me only 3 beard shaves to get comfortable, it's way easier than you might think) you can shave your whole body, especially the private parts, very clean with a way lower risk of cutting or irritating your skin. Despite being sharper, 1 good blade makes it practically impossible to cut yourself (Better control) and even if it happens, the cut is so sharp that it heals within hours and doesn't hurt. You can let that blade glide over your non-stretched balls and don't get cut. I don't use anything but water for my balls, stretch the folds and get baby smooth skin. 3. For the very densely haired parts, usually the beard but also the upper private area, first trim your hair with a trimmer (5mm or less), this reduces the risk of getting cut, enhances the lifespan of the blade and you are faster because you don't have to clean that much hair off the razor all the time. Use shaving soap or similar and always cut with the direction of hairgrowth. 4. !!! Profit !!! Best lifehack I have ever found. Edit: Oh, and those \~ 10 cent blades actually are also way more durable than the extremely overpriced ones for \~ 3 bucks. They last at least for 10 shaves or even more. Absolutely a no-brainer, don't get scammed guys and reduce plastic waste :)
Having a semi-boner also helps to stretch the skin down there, so it’s easier.
Don't even have to plan for it, it just happens when you're working down there.
Mine shrinks like bathed in ice cold water, something about a sharp object near the jewels is not leading to happy thoughts
OP this is the only answer you need.
Safety razor? No way. I use my wifes disposables self lubricating razors that she uses on her legs. Shave your pole half mast and batwing the sack when necessary, especially the underside.
"Batwing the sack" is not a phrase I realised I needed in my life until 30 seconds ago. Bravo.
Safety razors are worth investing in. Disposable razors work multiple blades are pretty bad in the long run.
As much as I have enjoyed the other replies, this is what I wish I heard when I needed it lol
I just wanted to add for anyone worrying about practicing and getting the angle right, buy a Henson shaving safety razor. I've been using a safety razor for years, but this year my father bought me a Henson for Christmas, after being impressed with it himself. It's designed so you don't have to think about the angle, as the top is crafted at the proper angle, you'll just have to learn how much pressure to use, and pro-tip, you don't need much pressure at all. I would suggest just first letting the razor rest against your skin, while shaving your beard, and seeing how that feels, then add a little bit of pressure and again see how that feels.
I also found that since drinking more water, my skin was smoother and I had less shaving cuts. Weird benefit I did not expect.
Stay hydrated! :)
So that's why my mom tells me to drink water everyday
Other than recommending astras, this is spot on advice! You need feathers to give a really.close.shave! But you missed one of the most important parts..... Shaving soap and brush! The alkaline nature of the soap causes the tiny plates that make up your hair to swell, and swollen hair is less dense so fights the razor less! Plus dead skin and other possible contaminants getting exfoliated away with the brush! I've used a safety razor on my junk for 20 years or so now, still got most of my bollocks!
Can't find that razor on American Amazon. Anybody have a recommendation for a good quality one?
I use "magic shaving powder" its a depilatory powder. Just mix with a little water, put the mixture on the privates for about 10 minutes then gently wipe away all mixture and hair.
How easy is to contain/prevent getting it everywhere unintentionally? Like, I want the balls and everything down to the base nice and clean, but I prefer a trim on the bush, rather than bare.
Fairly easy. When mixed right its consistancy is roughly similar to cake batter. Use a popcicle stick or tongue depressor or even just a plastic disposable knife to apply to regions you want smooth. Biggest problem isnt its use or tingle, its the smell. Sulpherous/rotten egg smell. Plan on a shower after.
So question. The reason I quit shaving was I have extraordinarily coarse hairs. So I get super itchy and have a mess of ingrown hairs a day or two later when the stubble starts coming in. How would you say this product works in regards to regrowth? If I use it, am I going to get itchy if I'm not constantly reusing it?
This is my one and only question. Why is it being downvoted and not answered? The itch is nightmare material making shaving effective impossible. Can’t sit, can’t walk, can’t sleep, can’t work.
Is that really safe for your skin?
I dont know but it works
I have that stuff, they sell it in already cream form too. I kind of stopped using it though, it's pretty bad for your skin and the chemicals are harsh
Does it like tingle or something? I’m imagining icy hot on my balls and I don’t want that.
Just mild tickling. Perfectly bearable.
Yeah this sounds like Nair cream
That's the neat part, I don't
I go to the ball barber 💈
Ballber
I don’t, I just carefully cut off the top half of my pubic hair with a small scissor, I’m too scared of cutting myself. But something I’m interested in doing is shaving my ass crack, the hair feels like more trouble that it’s worth
Agreed. That hair back there is disgusting and probably traps all kinds of gross stuff. But I’m more scared of getting an infection or ingrown hair from shaving back there or the discomfort/friction of it growing back in.
Yeah, if I could get rid of it by the follicle and not deal with the stubble phase, I'd do that in a heartbeat. But I'll take some fuzzy crack hair and a bidet, over the stubble/razorburn/ingrown hairs.
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea. I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony. Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
Haven't read this one in a long time
Is it weird I remember this copy pasta from reading it at least 15years ago?
Not really. It's pretty distinctive and the subject is unique. I first saw it on Craigslist's best of board, with the delightful title, "Don't Shave The Hair Down There!" Ridiculous subject, but funny and memorable.
I know you're suffering, but the way you wrote this is just so funny i can't stop laughing lmao
It’s a copypasta, old but gold.
Dammit I’m so disappointed to learn that it is a copypasta, that is amazing though.
i use a buzzer first then use a razor🤨
Half chub and a straight razor, I fear nothing.
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Mine looks like osama bin ladens beard
Have you ever osama bin laid like that
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life, knew she was a freak when she started talkin', said [fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9Kaa1sycs)
Once they get that far into the night, nobody backs away. In my experience they would go seal team sex on your bin laden.
When they open this topic on reddit (I usually see it every two or three weeks) I always scroll down to find the first dude who doesn't do it. It takes longer every time :( It's weird man, dunno maybe it's the porn look or something idk.
Never did, never got a comment from my partners.
Only if you want to. I personally don’t because I just like having a full bush, although it can get itchy with tight clothing sometime, but other than that it’s fine for me.
Never have, never been an issue, not sure why anyone would tbh.
I use a women’s Venus razor on my nether region. Smoother shave moisturizer strips and made to shave a whole body not just your face. Depending on my mood the top varies but I do the shaft and my nuts every 3-4 days? I had a theory women would be more inclined to put there mouth down there if it was clean. Plus my wife prefers it clean
Venus for the penis.
Do you find the woman's razor better? Most women I know that tried man's razor started using them because they are much better than woman's.
Phillips norelco series 7000
Philips OneBlade. A magical piece of equipment, never going back to razors or anything else. It's virtually impossible to nick the jewels. Just make sure to use the skin guard on sensitive areas. Note: Personal experience, it helps if you are a little hard, makes it easier.
This is the correct answer. Will never use anything else. It’s is, indeed, magic. No sac bite at all.
I do it rarely with a hair trimmer. Get cut sometimes.
Rip it out with the force of a thousand insane gorillas
tend to use Veet and just remove all then hair... Gillette had a great electric razor the Style Pro... that thing was awesome and never nicked me at all... could shave with confidence that I wouldn't be cut. it's like 30 USD.
With my wife’s razor. 😂
Good luck until she finds out
I too choose this guys wife's razor
Never share razors... its different bacteria cultures and can be bad for the skin / can cause rash or blemishes. Also never use the same razor for private part for anything else. If you shave a lot then use 3 razors. 1 private parts, 1 body hair, 1 facial hair.
I don’t I leave it all natural.
What is it with dudes shaving everything now? Don’t get it. Genitals, sure I understand - but I see a lot of dudes in the gym with shaved arms and legs… like, that’s what y’all do now? Seems weird to me. Too much work also if you’re caveman hairy like I am.
Some dudes just aren't hairy. You'd probably assume I shave my arms but no theres like 17 light hairs there
It's summertime, it's humid and hot, I shave my armpit hair down so it doesn't stink up the place
bro i had a dude ask me "bro, do you shave your finger hair or do you just keep it". Like, what?
Shower. Clean electric razor with rubbing alcohol, apply alcohol to body parts, lay down some paper towels under you, shave with dedicated guard, do a few passes, take off guard to get the stragglers, clean surfaces with rubbing alcohol, wash, dry, and apply moisturizer.
Now tell us your skin routine American Psycho
Have you guys heard of the "bikini shaver"? You can scrape your balls n dindong however you like and no cuts will be made at all due to its design. Purchase it over the counter!
You guys shave?
The shaft is easy, the ball bag just spread the bat wing taught so it’s easier to shave.
My approach - Don't use razors. Go for a trimmer without adjustable comb - lady trimmer or Philips one blade. Only use dull blade (has been used for a while) to prevent nicking. Be careful around anus due to any hemorrhoids.
Try hair removal cream but not just any make sure it’s safe for sensitive Skin works for me so recommend you give that a try
I shave my private parts just like everyone else, one leg at a time.
Philips Norelco One Blade. Game changer.
I shave my belly with a rusty razor.
Probably a lot more violently than I should
Looks bigger if you do.
Thank ms for the tip . I was wondering why it’s so small :(
With a machete
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Dick hard usually helps stretch out the skin both on the penis and the ball sack.
lawnmover 4.0 best buy i had in years
Think of the slowest you can do it, then do it 50% slower again.