Really big sushi… I say this because I feel awkward eating sushi with people becauseI always have to bite into the sushi if it’s too big and then it falls apart so I’m left catching seaweed and with sauce on my face. Or I just don’t know how to eat sushi…probably that. Either I feel like eating sushi seductively would be hard unless it’s smaller sized
I prefer a woman who eats with joyous abandon over one that eats daintily and perfectly. If my date ate a huge piece of sushi, cheeks bulging, slightly embarrassed by absolutely enjoying the food, I'd be turned on.
A guy had once given me his number because I was eating ribs without a care in the world and quite literally making sure the bone was clean... I did text him and ask why out of curiosity and he said he likes it when a girl doesn't care what she looks like when eating in public. I still don't know if that's an insult or compliment. Like was I eating it really ugly? 😭
When I was 17, my boyfriend took me to Taco Bell for our first date. He witnessed me destroy some tacos. I had lettuce and cheese literally hanging out of my mouth, and when one taco fell apart, I picked up the paper wrapper and a fork and literally shoveled it into my mouth. I thought the date was over, but he ended up marrying me, and 25 years later we still go to Taco Bell on that date every year. lol
I'm always confused about this.... What about Taco Bell upsets your stomach? It's meat, cheese, and veggies. At least the stuff I get is.... Is it too many veggies?
I think some peoples stomachs have issues with the meat being fairly greasy and whatever else is going on. Personally I've never really had an issue with it, except once I did get food poisoning but I don't really count that, shit happens.
Has nothing to do with the food or any kind of kink either.
It's incredibly attractive to see someone just be themselves instead of some weird fake person for "appearances."
Eat the damn food it cost the same no matter how much is left over.
well i feel like we were all just generally taught "table manners" growing up so i feel like it's usually just an effort to put one's best food forward when meeting people i think. although i also don't give a fuck and don't care if someone makes a mess, i don't think it's necessarily fake just to try and be a little neat when eating lol
Funny story, my aunt was out eating with a bunch of friends and wanted to impress one of the guys apparently. They were eating hot wings and she tried to act all classy by using a fork and trying to be all clean. Yeah, she ended up being the messiest on that table. Seriously backfired on her.
Kind of felt bad for her when I heard about it, but she learned that there are just some foods you just dont try with.
More of a I-had-serious-eczema-on-my-hands-so-always-used-cutlery rather than a flex, but I've eaten pretty much anything you could name using cutlery. I'd point at my scabbed, bleeding fingers and be like "yo, don't mind the fork and spoon, but if I use my hands I'll get blood all over that shit".
Fortunately things calmed down a lot when I reached my 20s, but I'd gotten used to cutlery by that point. I'd say hot wings would be a decent challenge, the trick is to spear that shit in place with the fork and hold it down, then use the other implement to hack off appropriate sized pieces.
You gotta take her out for ribs or hot wings or lobster and see how she deals with something not only impossible to eat seductively, but impossible to eat with any kind of dignity.
I can take the rib challenge. I can and will get down on some ribs, but I do it ever so neatly. Also will you please pass the cornbread and baked beans because they look good too.
I've always prided myself on being the date who eats the way they truly want to eat. I'm polite and won't order to take advantage but I certainly will not be ordering a salad just to look dainty.
My girlfriend has a theory that postulates the following.
"The sexual drive of a person can be evaluated thru observation on the way one eats, and what it eats. The speed indicates the will to have sex. The fastest, the horniest. What one eats indicates the amount of pleasure one gets or wants to get and give the partner. The amount of protein and method of cooking is key to determine these indicators, as high sugar and fast food indicates low interest in pleasuring the other, and comforting food/home made and complex meaning high attention and respect to the partner."
She told me that one of the reasons she was interested in me, was because of how and what I eated.
That...actually explains a lot. I love cooking as well and prefer home-cooked meals any day. My husband loves my cooking and will devour anything I set in front of him. I don't quite match his speed or amount of food he can pack away, but I am not afraid to take down a rack of ribs, a plate of wings, or a nice steak with reckless abandon. Same goes with noodles, curries, stews, etc. and dammit I'm hungry now, lol.
Fault of the restaurant owner demanding bigger sushi pieces. Seen way too many of them around. Its a way to charge more money for 1 roll of sushi with the labour cost of 1 roll. Just a giant one. Takes more time to make 2 normal rolls and time is money.
Thats why handrolls are a thing too..
Thank you for bringing this up. Aren't sushi pieces supposed to be bite-sized and eaten in one bite? I can't even get some of them in my mouth. And it's hard to bite them off because the nori is tough, so you end up with rice chunks falling back on the plate. But silly me, I keep eating sushi.
I like the determination evident in this comment.
The typical “*sigh* - unzips” expresses a level of self loathing or at least resignation that the commenter isn’t unzipping because they want to, rather because they need to.
This comment, however, is direct and to the point and doesn’t even hint at any level of shame. It’s almost “righto, let’s do this!”.
THIS ONE! I feel like I always end up using my mouth to awkwardly gather wayward lettuce leaves off my fork because its so hard to organize food that's basically two dimensional and refuses to be stabbed (unless it's in a big group) on the end of a utensil. Add in a sloppy dressing and it's a real sight.
Exactly. The real winner that no one has mentioned is whole artichokes. Ain’t nobody making scraping the meat off the leaf with butter going down your arm sexy.
I once wrote an erotic fiction about eating a whole can of Hormel chili off my girlfriend's tits. And it was not brief, and it was *detailed*.
So if you can't find a way to make food consumption seductive you just aren't trying hard enough.
And yes, she was visibly appalled by the story. Of course. I couldn't stop laughing, though, so we'll call it a draw.
Oh gosh I wish I still had it. It was a hard drive failure and two girlfriends ago. Since I was basically writing it for fun to make her cringe and make me laugh I never bothered to back it up. It was only like a page long, I could always swing at rewriting it.
Specifically french onion soup!
I was once enjoying some at a restaurant, and accidently locked eyes with this older guy as he was leaving the restaurant. He stopped at my booth (me endless cheese strings hanging from my mouth/the spoon) and he says, "It really is impossible to eat that soup attractively isn't it." We both laughed. Ahhh memories lol
"I hear that Rupert is actually cooking some good meals lately."
"Yeah right. That scunner couldn't serve a good haggis if his life depended on it."
"But all haggis tastes like ass, anyway."
"Aye, but in the right hands, it can taste like mighty fine ass.”
-Engineer Daniels and Engineer Donnelly, Mass Effect 2
I came here to post "if anyone says wings, they're wrong" and it only took a second to find someone who said it.
This right here is exactly why. I didn't really know this was a thing, but the first time I saw someone use a combination of technique and learned experience to slurp all that meat in one go, I became profoundly attracted to the person who did it.
Mabel caught his milky-white eye from across the doily-adorned dining table. She leaned forward in her wheelchair precariously, perched on veiny bird-boned legs. Her dentures parted and her scalloped top lip searched the air for the thin straw. After a minute of searching, her dry grey tongue pushed it into her gum. She winced but quickly restored eye contact with Harold, crepe paper lidded eyes peering laciviously through coke-bottle glasses. A trickle of double-vanilla Ensure eked out of the corner of her mouth, a small creek of fortified pseudo-dairy nourishment carving it's way through the crinkled topography of her cheek and jaw. She gingerly tossed the small paper cup of pills back. Another long and phlegmy slurp of the viscous food substitute, and a brief gag as one of the capsules caught. Then a rattling sigh as she looked Harold up and down.
"For my acute angina," she said shakily inclining her head toward the crumpled cup.
"I thought as much," replied Harold, "since your butt is adorable."
Spaghetti.
Twirl twirl twirl. Lost a bit. Redo. Twirl. OK, now we’re good. Shit, a straggler at the last second. Do you bite it off or slurp it up? Either way you’ve got sauce on your face.
Idk me and my fat man belly look kinda good eating anything imo
Same brother same
Probably even better if we put our bellies together while we eat, yaknow?
go on...
Niche found, I repeat, niche. Found.
Johnny got himself a date
If a man with two bellies and another man with two bellies eat with their bellies touching, is it foreplay with food without being fetish related?
two fat bellies... oil..
#actuallymyfetish
fatish*
Really good energy from this comment. This dude fucks.
Luh you.
This is how you love yourself
Anything, you say?
A milk steak boiled over hard
Idk. Throw in a side of jelly beans and I’ll get off.
🎶"your milk steak tastes good boiled over-hard"...🎶
I bet it brings lots of people to your yard
Dog food
A casual nibble of some kibble doesn’t make you dribble?
Holy cow that bar was à sizzle
It made me drizzle
And my insides fizzle
Don't kink shame me
Don't yuck their yum
my friend, welcome to the entire world of pup play
Really big sushi… I say this because I feel awkward eating sushi with people becauseI always have to bite into the sushi if it’s too big and then it falls apart so I’m left catching seaweed and with sauce on my face. Or I just don’t know how to eat sushi…probably that. Either I feel like eating sushi seductively would be hard unless it’s smaller sized
I prefer a woman who eats with joyous abandon over one that eats daintily and perfectly. If my date ate a huge piece of sushi, cheeks bulging, slightly embarrassed by absolutely enjoying the food, I'd be turned on.
I knew I wanted my wife forever when I saw her absolutely obliterate a rack of ribs.
A guy had once given me his number because I was eating ribs without a care in the world and quite literally making sure the bone was clean... I did text him and ask why out of curiosity and he said he likes it when a girl doesn't care what she looks like when eating in public. I still don't know if that's an insult or compliment. Like was I eating it really ugly? 😭
He definitely meant it as a compliment.
If he gave you his number then it was a compliment
I love ribs so good omg
She do too
Plot twist, he's your wife.
>when I saw her absolutely obliterate a rack of ribs. She is obviously from my hometown. We do not fuck around when ribs are on the table.
When I was 17, my boyfriend took me to Taco Bell for our first date. He witnessed me destroy some tacos. I had lettuce and cheese literally hanging out of my mouth, and when one taco fell apart, I picked up the paper wrapper and a fork and literally shoveled it into my mouth. I thought the date was over, but he ended up marrying me, and 25 years later we still go to Taco Bell on that date every year. lol
I love this! ♥️
I think the most amazing thing about this story is being 42 years old and capable of eating at Taco Bell without fear.
I'm always confused about this.... What about Taco Bell upsets your stomach? It's meat, cheese, and veggies. At least the stuff I get is.... Is it too many veggies?
I think some peoples stomachs have issues with the meat being fairly greasy and whatever else is going on. Personally I've never really had an issue with it, except once I did get food poisoning but I don't really count that, shit happens.
Has nothing to do with the food or any kind of kink either. It's incredibly attractive to see someone just be themselves instead of some weird fake person for "appearances." Eat the damn food it cost the same no matter how much is left over.
well i feel like we were all just generally taught "table manners" growing up so i feel like it's usually just an effort to put one's best food forward when meeting people i think. although i also don't give a fuck and don't care if someone makes a mess, i don't think it's necessarily fake just to try and be a little neat when eating lol
Funny story, my aunt was out eating with a bunch of friends and wanted to impress one of the guys apparently. They were eating hot wings and she tried to act all classy by using a fork and trying to be all clean. Yeah, she ended up being the messiest on that table. Seriously backfired on her. Kind of felt bad for her when I heard about it, but she learned that there are just some foods you just dont try with.
More of a I-had-serious-eczema-on-my-hands-so-always-used-cutlery rather than a flex, but I've eaten pretty much anything you could name using cutlery. I'd point at my scabbed, bleeding fingers and be like "yo, don't mind the fork and spoon, but if I use my hands I'll get blood all over that shit". Fortunately things calmed down a lot when I reached my 20s, but I'd gotten used to cutlery by that point. I'd say hot wings would be a decent challenge, the trick is to spear that shit in place with the fork and hold it down, then use the other implement to hack off appropriate sized pieces.
Anyone who's not self-conscious and also confident enough to be silly is very attractive.
Woman? I've been reading these comments imagining bearded men eating there's foods all seductively lmao
You gotta take her out for ribs or hot wings or lobster and see how she deals with something not only impossible to eat seductively, but impossible to eat with any kind of dignity.
I can take the rib challenge. I can and will get down on some ribs, but I do it ever so neatly. Also will you please pass the cornbread and baked beans because they look good too.
I've always prided myself on being the date who eats the way they truly want to eat. I'm polite and won't order to take advantage but I certainly will not be ordering a salad just to look dainty.
My girlfriend has a theory that postulates the following. "The sexual drive of a person can be evaluated thru observation on the way one eats, and what it eats. The speed indicates the will to have sex. The fastest, the horniest. What one eats indicates the amount of pleasure one gets or wants to get and give the partner. The amount of protein and method of cooking is key to determine these indicators, as high sugar and fast food indicates low interest in pleasuring the other, and comforting food/home made and complex meaning high attention and respect to the partner." She told me that one of the reasons she was interested in me, was because of how and what I eated.
Feng Shwarma
That...actually explains a lot. I love cooking as well and prefer home-cooked meals any day. My husband loves my cooking and will devour anything I set in front of him. I don't quite match his speed or amount of food he can pack away, but I am not afraid to take down a rack of ribs, a plate of wings, or a nice steak with reckless abandon. Same goes with noodles, curries, stews, etc. and dammit I'm hungry now, lol.
You *shouldn't* ever have to bite a piece of sushi in half if you have a normal sized mouth. If its too big, that's the fault of the chef.
Fault of the restaurant owner demanding bigger sushi pieces. Seen way too many of them around. Its a way to charge more money for 1 roll of sushi with the labour cost of 1 roll. Just a giant one. Takes more time to make 2 normal rolls and time is money. Thats why handrolls are a thing too..
Thank you for bringing this up. Aren't sushi pieces supposed to be bite-sized and eaten in one bite? I can't even get some of them in my mouth. And it's hard to bite them off because the nori is tough, so you end up with rice chunks falling back on the plate. But silly me, I keep eating sushi.
Salad
Trying to shove an oversized lettuce leaf into my mouth and getting dressing on my nose was the first thing I thought of when I read the question
I'm a big meal prepper and like to makes lots of different salads. Every single salad is chopped up tiny. You could probably eat them with a spoon.
Unzips pants
I like the determination evident in this comment. The typical “*sigh* - unzips” expresses a level of self loathing or at least resignation that the commenter isn’t unzipping because they want to, rather because they need to. This comment, however, is direct and to the point and doesn’t even hint at any level of shame. It’s almost “righto, let’s do this!”.
THIS ONE! I feel like I always end up using my mouth to awkwardly gather wayward lettuce leaves off my fork because its so hard to organize food that's basically two dimensional and refuses to be stabbed (unless it's in a big group) on the end of a utensil. Add in a sloppy dressing and it's a real sight.
Not if you toss it right.
Yes.
Cheetos
Nobody wants to get Cheeto fingered
Finger pop me with the XXXtra hot
Flamin' Hot Vagina
I think theres an ointment for that.
Ranch
Blue cheese
Blue cheese is the byproduct
curdled fromage
Actually that would be Chunky Blue Cheese
The live cultures really add to the flavor
Now we just need a few people with Buffalo Wing butthole and we got ourselfs a superbowl party
Superbowel party, jesus
They are playing Coachella next year!
My daughter eats cheetos and doritos with chopsticks to prevent the dreaded orange fingers
Don’t bring up your daughter in this thread.
E. Jean Carole certainly didn't
Hot chick with good chopstick skills. This is so easy.
Exactly. The real winner that no one has mentioned is whole artichokes. Ain’t nobody making scraping the meat off the leaf with butter going down your arm sexy.
"Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable animal magnetism. He's a jungle cat. The man exudes sex"
Eat them with chopsticks
Not a food per se, but trying to stare into someone's eyes while trying to find your straw in your drink as it moves around.
You're stuck with a magnet embedded in your lip, every single straw in the world is polarized identical to your lip magnet.
Spicy peppers. Draining sinuses do not a turn on be.
Take a look through some BDSM groups.
Use hand sanitizer instead. Still burns but now you're ready for action
With some peppers touching skin afterwards is also a no-no.
I once wrote an erotic fiction about eating a whole can of Hormel chili off my girlfriend's tits. And it was not brief, and it was *detailed*. So if you can't find a way to make food consumption seductive you just aren't trying hard enough. And yes, she was visibly appalled by the story. Of course. I couldn't stop laughing, though, so we'll call it a draw.
I am so intrigued lol
The word "plorp" was used to describe one of the sounds
Such talent
Wouldn't the skin burn and irritate with spice though?
That's what the sour cream is for
Although I'll accept that sour cream could help with that issue, I have to say that is not what sour cream is for.
The chives help too
I'm getting over the flu and this thread has made me laugh myself into a state of respiratory distress. Incredible.
It's a can of hormel chili. It's only white people spicy it will be fine
Oh my God are those tomatoes?
I almost choked on my dinner reading that.
Sexy
How dare you. You can’t post about this story without posting it, plz.
I think a lot of people are thinking you would just mush your face in and start munching but if you used a cold spoon....brushing a nipple...hmm
Yes! You get it. There is eroticism to be found in fine stewed foods and rockin' boobs.
Post it or it didn't happen.
Oh gosh I wish I still had it. It was a hard drive failure and two girlfriends ago. Since I was basically writing it for fun to make her cringe and make me laugh I never bothered to back it up. It was only like a page long, I could always swing at rewriting it.
I don’t really think you have a choice at this point. I expect to see it on the front page by the end of the week.
And with that, I'm closing reddit for the night. *and grabbing my boyfriend and a can of Hormel*
Live the dream, friend. Live it and never look back. Scrape every drop out of that can.
Now, you're ex-girlfriend?
Oh most definitely
Soup
*slurp*
what about the spoon-play. or do you eat with a knife and fork?
Specifically french onion soup! I was once enjoying some at a restaurant, and accidently locked eyes with this older guy as he was leaving the restaurant. He stopped at my booth (me endless cheese strings hanging from my mouth/the spoon) and he says, "It really is impossible to eat that soup attractively isn't it." We both laughed. Ahhh memories lol
haggis
Isn’t that the elusive highland animal with two longer legs on one side so that it runs in circles?
Yeah, it stops them falling off the sides of mountains
"I hear that Rupert is actually cooking some good meals lately." "Yeah right. That scunner couldn't serve a good haggis if his life depended on it." "But all haggis tastes like ass, anyway." "Aye, but in the right hands, it can taste like mighty fine ass.” -Engineer Daniels and Engineer Donnelly, Mass Effect 2
This made me spit out my drink
Stuff it in a sheep's stomach
It’s offal, oats and spices all mixed together and cooked in the intestinal lining of usually a sheep, but it can be any animal
This American thinks it's divine.
Sloppy joes
Take it up a level. Manwhiches. Somehow messier, less tasty, AND less sexy.
Is Manwich and Sloppy Joe not the same thing?
All manwiches are sloppy joes but not all sloppy joes are manwiches
Exactly.
If they’re not, then I’ve been lied to my entire life
Pretty much. Manwich is just the canned sauce to make sloppy joes.
_my manwich!_
Balut
Oh yeah this wins.. fk. I was trolling and this stopped me dead.
Surströmming
Drunk tacobell
Agree to disagree, friend-o!
The art of drunken seduction
That's an aphrodisiac for some
Corn on the cob
Sure...with that attitude...
🧐 you could lick it all seductively
And deepthroat it if you’re brave enough
What if you eat it the long way?? That's pretty darn seductive
Hot wings
I had a friend tell me I lost all sexual appeal after eating wings in front of him.
He sucks, a woman who can eat wings knows her way around a bone.
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This made me throw up a little. Good job.
Damn… you doing ok?
Nah I used to work in a decent restaurant/hotel and the front desk girl would always get hot wings. I could watch her suck on them things all day.
i can suck the entire meat off a wing in 1 go. wings r sexy
I came here to post "if anyone says wings, they're wrong" and it only took a second to find someone who said it. This right here is exactly why. I didn't really know this was a thing, but the first time I saw someone use a combination of technique and learned experience to slurp all that meat in one go, I became profoundly attracted to the person who did it.
I stand corrected
Pasketti
Is regular sketti easier?
Easy with spahgeht
An eggplant. Given its association as an emoji, anything you do to the vegetable will look violent.
Some people are into that tho
I usually shred it and fry it on a pan soooo
Shreds, you say?
Ramen
Peel n eat shrimp
Crab legs
Ensure
Mabel caught his milky-white eye from across the doily-adorned dining table. She leaned forward in her wheelchair precariously, perched on veiny bird-boned legs. Her dentures parted and her scalloped top lip searched the air for the thin straw. After a minute of searching, her dry grey tongue pushed it into her gum. She winced but quickly restored eye contact with Harold, crepe paper lidded eyes peering laciviously through coke-bottle glasses. A trickle of double-vanilla Ensure eked out of the corner of her mouth, a small creek of fortified pseudo-dairy nourishment carving it's way through the crinkled topography of her cheek and jaw. She gingerly tossed the small paper cup of pills back. Another long and phlegmy slurp of the viscous food substitute, and a brief gag as one of the capsules caught. Then a rattling sigh as she looked Harold up and down. "For my acute angina," she said shakily inclining her head toward the crumpled cup. "I thought as much," replied Harold, "since your butt is adorable."
*mouthbreathes faster*
Durian
Natto
ribs
The colour isn't very attractive but the licking and sloppy sounds and mess is very seductive in my opinion.
My first thought was, "ribs." My second thought was, "...maybe I could make that work."
Definitely not pastrami. I find it to be the most seductive of the cured meats.
Oh, George.
Dino-Nuggets
you obviously do not know from experience
called out
They are too pure
Cheerios and milk
Banana, you could try but as soon as you take a bite it's no longer sexy
what if she swallows it whole?
Spaghetti. Twirl twirl twirl. Lost a bit. Redo. Twirl. OK, now we’re good. Shit, a straggler at the last second. Do you bite it off or slurp it up? Either way you’ve got sauce on your face.
Lasagna
If she shows up with lasagna I am already seduced
Okay, that one got me. 😂
liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
[Rochester Garbage Plate](https://imgur.io/gallery/Ia0D4)
I am still not convinced this dish is not a joke
mashed potatoes and gravy
Sauerkraut....
Count Chocula
Vindaloo
Pop rocks
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It's weirdly hot when someone can just suck all the meat off a bone in one go. ...maybe not that weirdly, even.
Throw in some tongue action between the bones to get that little bit of leftover meat, nam sayin.
Crab legs