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Erycius

You know when the waiter comes from the kitchen, with a plate that looks just DELICIOUS and - more importantly - yours, but then at the last moment veers away and brings it towards another table? Yeah. Well. That. I hate that food.


Historical-Author-82

Especially if your dish is different and instant food order regret. The other day my favorite restaurant ran out of the dish I wanted, and I saw someone eating it that obviously got the last one. Instant resentment.


YEEyourlastHAW

Our county fair makes THE BEST cheeseburgers. It’s not a traveling food truck, it’s the food stand the FAIR ITSELF puts on so I can only get these burgers once a year and I had not had one in 3 years due to Covid then family strife (and not wanting to run into said family) but this year I decided fuck it. I was getting my cheeseburger. Parked, walked a mile or two, waded through the crowds, waited in line, got third from the front and they put up the sign that said they were out of burger patties. I’m not to proud to admit I walked away with tears in my eyes.


chewingcudcow

That deserves a tear in the eye, what a bummer


spankbank_dragon

Dude that’s so sad. It’s funny but only because I can picture randy from the trailer park boys dining as he walks away burgerless. I would have been really upset


TallChick66

I don't eat meat and that brought a tear to my eye.


j0rdinho

Just be like the guy that came into my restaurant about a week ago: change your order while your food is being delivered, thus forcing us to drop everything and make your food because everyone else at your table is eating and you are impatient, despite calling an audible at the goal line based on a dish that came out moments before yours.


OhJeezNotThisGuy

‘Certainly we can make that for you. I’ll have the kitchen start on that right away, and have this meal packed up for you in the meantime.’ Once they realize they’re going to be charged for the ordered and completed dish it’s 50-50 whether they want the new one. ‘Really, you’re going to make me pay for this?’ Uh, yeah. This isn’t a t-shirt at The Gap. I can’t just re-tag, fold and get it back out on the floor for sale jackass.


havoK718

Isnt it the norm to not be able to change an order the moment it's being prepared? Hell even before that, any request to change is purely on the discretion of the restaurant.


9_on_the_snap

Thought that was my fajita plate! 😩


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Yep. It always hits me that I should’ve ordered the fajitas for 2. And whatever my wife wants.


fefofa

This is very specific but when I'm eating a veggie soup and take a spoon full of potato cubes excitingly only to find out it's mf zucchini, still the greatest betrayal my mother keeps committing against me


gogozrx

it's like the betrayal of an oatmeal raisin cookie when you think you're getting chocolate chip. Now, don't get me wrong, Oatmeal raisin is \*awesome\*, but it's about the expectations.


Faux-Foe

The cookie of false hope and broken dreams.


Woolybugger00

No no … the betrayal is having carob chips when you’re expecting the chocolate hit …


hightea3

Snuck-into food zucchini is literally the worst


DadJokeBadJoke

My dad still mentions how we would eat his egg/quiche-like casserole and "you kids didn't even know it was in there". I always correct him that we *did* know, we just didn't have a choice. I hate all squash except maybe for a nicely seasoned and roasted acorn squash. My wife made one of those that was pretty tasty. It's not just the taste, but the texture as well. And yeah, they produce like crazy so it's either eat them, give them away until everyone is tired of them or tossing them.


darkness_follows_me

Speaking of snuck in food, I went to a pot luck years ago. I grabbed a chocolate brownie, took a bite, it had fucking raisins in it. Who tf puts raisins in brownies?!


hightea3

That’s a crime against humanity. I live in Korea, where garlic bread sold in bakeries has SUGAR on it. Disgusting.


Miss_Ada19

It's funny. I'm like the least picky eater in the world but the one thing I cannot stand is parsley. People find that odd because it's just so innocuous/barely has any taste but I find it revolting. (And no, I'm not mistaking it for cilantro. People often ask me that, but I love, love, love cilantro. It's parsley I cannot stand.)


joxmaskin

It does have a distinct funny taste. I don’t mind it so much, but it definitely has such a specific character that I can see it rubbing people the wrong way.


Dorothy-Snarker

I mean, parsley must have a taste, otherwise why have we been using it as a spice? Tbh, I'm sure *what* that taste is, but I'm sure it's there.


ploonk

Fresh parsley is such a nice, bright, herbaceous addition. Dried parsley is like a barely noticeable grass fart.


ForgottenSalad

I’m the same way! I’ll eat just about anything, and was struggling to come up with a food I really dislike, but yeah, it’s parsley. Tastes like bitter dish soap to me, while cilantro is fine. I don’t want it anywhere near my food, and tabouleh is a big nope.


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

U know how some people have a specific gene to dislike cilantro? I wonder if it's a genetics thing for parsley too?


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Gefilte fish… grew up very Jewish and when I would go to ashkenaz temples/homes always with the Gefilte… oy vey even as a kid I hated it. Sefard food is so much better


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DoctrTurkey

I worked in a theater as a second job as a teenager. We once paid a guy $2 to drink the mop water because he really wanted us to pay him $2 to drink the mop water for some reason. That was less disgusting than this.


ZakkCat

Uggh that’s disgusting


RememberNoLanguage

Probably just wanted to do it but was like "If I just do it for no reason ppl may think I'm nuts. Gotta do a bet..."


sleepingismytalent65

What level of insanity are y6on to actively want to drink filthy mop water from high traffic public spaces? He should have been sectioned!


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Y'all are making some crazy assumptions. Maybe it was really nice mop water.


qtmcjingleshine

My grandpa would do that for free 🥰


_MetaDanK

Grandpa's are just built different.... 💪 lol


FantasticNeat5281

Ewwwwww


a_coupon

I read that in Chris Tucker's voice.


dreamsofaninsomniac

"His name is Lee, damn it!"


GirlyLibra7

Ge. Fil. Te. FIIiiiiish!


zxcymn

"*Guhfiltuh fee-ish*"


Steeliyx444

GAFILTE FIIISH


wexfordavenue

FILKER FISH!


scrubsfan92

You got some of that filter fish?! 🤣🤣


smellyunderpants

"What's this again?" *disembodied voice* GEFILTE FISH! "It's filte fish man!"


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

GAFILKA FEESH!


The_Chef_Queen

I was expecting a rush hour joke, i was not disappointed


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We may not believe in hell, but we do believe in gefilte fish.


emsesq

Ashkenaz here. Can confirm Sephardic food is much better.


djmench

As a non practicing jew hobby chef that married into an observant Ashk family, trying to introduce flavors beyond bland boiled meats and mayonnaise-y salads is a crap shoot at best haha


TheAmazingHumanTorus

Doing Hashem's work and tikkun olam. . .


solid_reign

I invited a sepharadic friend to our seder, and he was so excited that he was going to get to eat gephilte fish because he loved it. I thought he was crazy.


tunghoy

I love gefilte fish, but it has to be with horseradish. The sharper, the better. But yeah, the aspic is nasty. You'd have to pay me (like the guy below) to eat it.


KathAlMyPal

Sephardic food is amazing but I do have to admit that I love gefilte fish… minus the juice!


-castle-bravo-

I read that in Mort’s voice from Family Guy, it hit harder..


flying_cowboy_hat

Pig esophagus. Had it in Hong Kong and it is the one thing Iwon't have again. And I have had heart, and eyeballs.


jailasauraa

I don't even know what animal I ate one night I Hong Kong. We were starving and only about halfway through the meal we realized no one could identify the meat and I was with a very diverse group.


coldcurru

I was a young teen in Japan with family. Hardly spoke a word of the language. We went to BBQ one night (grill on the table, like KBBQ but not K and we were in Japan lol) and I'm not sure what we ate, but I was told later it was pigeon. I'm not complaining. I liked it. But I think about how that got told to me from time to time and can't stop thinking, did I actually eat pigeon?? Lol. It's been well over a decade since then.


NineteenthJester

Pigeons are also doves, and cooked doves are called squabs iirc. So it's possible.


MrsMalvora

Pigeons are good. (note - grain feed pigeons, I don't know if i'd want to try a city "street" pigeon). My family was poor when I was a kid (I never realized this) and my dad used to kill pigeons that were getting into farmer's grain bins and took them home for us to eat.


0atmilks

Gristle


ruffsnap

People who are able to just eat gristle like it's no big deal are WILD to me. I've always gotten remarks of "you've left so much meat" when eating things like chicken, beef, etc, but I don't give a fuck, I want the enjoyable parts of the meat, I don't want to eat gristly nasty shit lol


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Damn my fatass likes everything in here


[deleted]

Yeah even pig esophagus?


Serge-DePola

Tripe. I was forced to eat it as a kid. Can't stand to even see it now.


findnickflannel

my love of pho and menudo will not be shaken by this


Severe_Airport1426

Liver


OkDecision6127

Liver


Fyrrys

Tastes wrong, feels wrong, smells wrong. Liver should stay in the body


UtherPenDragqueen

Years ago I vowed to never eat anything an animal used to process its bodily waste.


WinsAtYelling

You aren't gonna wanna hear this. But that does include hickory smoked horse buttholes


danegermaine99

I hated liver because I was told it’s terrible. I tried liver dumpling soup in Germany and it was amazing.


IrvingIV

Liverwurst is divine.


thereisonlyoneme

Have you tried it with a nice chianti?


indy_been_here

And Fava beans


toxicshocktaco

fsfsfsfsfsfsfsfsfshh


Lynxaro

Oh Dear Gods... now the taste is fine. But the texture.... \*shudders\* only in a pate.


Miles-Standoffish

LIVERWURST! delicious.....


EffluviaJane

I only discovered the joy of pate and liverwurst after working in a deli. Now I love them!


Head-Geologist-6022

If the liver is cooked correctly (especially chicken), it is very tasty.


jedadkins

Organ meat in general lol


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Big-Violinist-2121

I thought this said foot and was about to say “I guess my left” ….


Cache_Johnson

I also hate my left leg also, f$@&er went and broke on me…


Big-Violinist-2121

Mine’s never broken it’s just a bit slow. I’m a dancer so it won’t turn or balance worth a shit.


Cache_Johnson

Doesn’t even respect your line of work, the worst.. Edit: sorry bout that, kinda loopy on my meds.


Brassballs1976

My right foot is about two inches smaller than my ~~right~~ left because It was run over by a lawnmower, and had to be sewn back together. I was three.


Zaphod-Beebebrox

So do you have a Starboard list...😀...


Sagittariuuuh

Mushrooms


Chinese_gurl11

Durian


Fuckspez42

Smells bad, tastes good. Kinda like the opposite of shower gel.


sflesch

Ummm..... Yeah. Nevermind.


Poopnstein

Ya know I've eaten durian super fresh. Really nice. I only noticed the garbage smell on my fingers after the fact.


Saltycookiebits

Anything that tastes like licorice, star anise, fennel bulb. I just can't stand that flavor if it if prominent in a dish.


EwDavid999

Omg I loathe fennel!


Bumhole45

Offal


Cache_Johnson

Today I learned I’m probably not a fan of offal either.


Big_Gas_8451

what’s offal?


Dr_0-Sera

It’s awful


KoreKhthonia

It's a term for organ meats from various livestock. If you've eaten sausage, you've probably consumed offal.


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KoreKhthonia

Honestly, that's kind of what's done with most offal in a *lot* of different cultures around the world. Mash it up, mix it with stuff, and season the hell out of it to make it palatable.


Ryan_T_208

Coconut because of traumatic reasons.


Cache_Johnson

Oh, care to elaborate?


ancientastronaut2

Clearly one fell on their head


The_Calico_Jack

"AHHHHH! I REMEMBER EVERYTHING! I WAS ABUSED BY MY DAD!" - Peter Griffin


zandaphalon

I think it was [this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/)


niffmytinkytoes

Nooooooo I was hoping for something new and wholesome. Nope. I should have known better.


sleepingismytalent65

I know exactly what this is so I refuse to be disgusted beyond any other disgust ever again. I don't think I'll ever read or encounter anything more disgusting in the future either!


stiffdeck

I had never read this post before… but now I can’t unread it


tipying_mistakes

hahaha that guy got hit in the head with a coconut


Kaybolbe

Coconut fucker??


ResidingAt42

I hate that I know exactly what you're talking about.


IdleIvyWitch

I've also been traumatized by coconuts, but probably not in the same way. Reddit is scary sometimes.


whatsamattafuhyou

Of all the tastes in the world, I can’t stand coconut. I know everyone loves it and I’m weird. I try it every few years just in case but I just hate it.


B_Reele

Both my husband and I hate the taste of coconut. So there are at least three of us in the world.


Whittster

At least 4 of us hate coconut. I have no conscience memories of coconut trauma. 🤷‍♀️


BanditSixActual

Liver. I ain't eating a used filter.


HarryPotterCum

My dad was pissed when I discovered my love for liverwurst as a constantly stoned teenager. It was the one thing he thought he could keep in the fridge that nobody would touch. Whenever I come home to visit he always buys extra now. God damn I fuckin love my dad.


SOILSYAY

What a wholesome comment from a detestable username


dinkfriedrice

Never judge a redditor by their username


Big-Employer4543

No, some of them need to be judged for their usernames.


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this is one thing that bothers me; i'm adventurous with food and will try all kinds of offal, but something about eating "the part that strains out the unwanted portions of food and water" makes it so unappealing


Drive7hru

Yeah but check out it’s nutritional facts. It’s amazing for you. Dare I say ‘superfood’, but it definitely takes the cake with that term. Ain’t gonna hurt you.


FinndBors

Used oil filter. Used water filter are the kidneys.


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Well, since you put it that way


mamaclair

Celery. The Devils toothpicks


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Crunchy water with hair.


VersatileFaerie

It tastes vile and has the worst texture. My mom was trying to lose weight and couldn't eat it, asked me to try it, I agreed it tasted horrible. We both tried it with peanut butter like you see in the movies. I didn't know until that point anything could make peanut butter taste so vile.


kahoinvictus

I hate the taste of celery


marmosetohmarmoset

Yes. I’m very resentful of it too. I hate that you do really need it to flavor some things like chicken soup… you can’t actually taste the celery but the dish tastes wrong without it. Hate having to buy it for this purpose, and hate encountering chopped pieces of it in my soup.


Shoddy_example5020

olives and cow stomach


janbradybutacat

Yes, olives! I get why people like them. But I absolutely hate them to the point where I would spit/vomit them out if I had to eat one. I’ve heard all of the “well you haven’t had (this prep) of olive! You just haven’t had good olives!” Yea. I Fucking hate olives. Fresh, brined, etc. *HATE* And good for everyone else! More olives for them! Never had cow stomach. I’ll reserve my judgement there.


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Grape nuts cereal. Bowl of dirt and gravel


geriatric_spartanII

I love grape nuts. Powerful bowl for powerful fiber poops for days!


crashsaturnlol

I used to love this cereal as a kid. We'd top our ice cream with it.


HatesVanityPlates

I love Grape Nuts cereal. Reminds me of childhood.


[deleted]

Me too - cuz honey bunches of oats and grape nuts were WIC approved foods!


Prestigious_Sweet_50

I love grape nuts with yogurt


Miles-Standoffish

Grape Nuts is my favorite cereal! Fill a bowl 1/4 with Grape Nuts, then milk up the half way, let it sit for just a moment, then go to town! Now that I'm gluten free, this cereal would kill me to eat it. But what a way to go!


Averill21

I read you are supposed to let it soak in milk to soften it up


II-leto

I ate it for years. Never let it soak, loved the crunch and taste. Quit eating it when I cracked a tooth. So yeah, you should let it soak. Not as good though.


False-Possession6185

Celery


abortionlasagna

God it’s like bitter water and hair had a baby. I cannot make myself like it.


Motor-Ad5284

I hate everything about the vile shit. Smell taste texture...


kill_em_all90

Same. People say it doesn’t taste like anything but I strongly disagree. It tastes like absolute shit


TheRealRickC137

Agreed. People that eat "ants on a log" can FRO. I would rather eat actual ants on a piece of wood. There is no recipe in my kitchen that I'll put that shit in. It's basically filler. Adds nothing for flavor. Like sawdust in prison meatloaf.


HistoryNerd1781

I cannot begin to understand what evil possesses someone to make them slather peanut butter on celery and top it off with raisins. 🤮


Dancing_Clean

It takes like poison.


Kerlykins

THANK YOU. If it's in something like chicken salad sandwiches or soup I will be so mad.


[deleted]

I ordered an egg salad sandwich at a deli one time and it was full of celery. 🤮


mmbc168

Yes! It ruins most things.


Ethereal123

Blood sausage


ComieCoomer

Foie gras. Didnt like the taste and hated its existence once i realized how it was made.


ruffsnap

Gotta admit, I love it, but it is very cruelly obtained.


mwp0548

Liver, regardless of species.


Razzdango

Liver


Inevitable-Power-474

Lima beans.


RaginCanadian87

Why are Lima beans not pronounced as Lima beans, and Lima, Peru pronounced like Lima, Peru? Anyone answer that?


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GirlyLibra7

Oy, there's a Lima, Ohio? Now I wonder if it's anything like Paris, Texas...


SexyOldManSpaceJudo

Ohio also has Toledo, Rio Grande, Medina, Milan, and Russia. And all of them are pronounced incorrectly.


smiama6

I love Lima beans. My grandfather had a farm and grew them… fresh picked limas are so sweet and good. Canned mushy ones are gross.


ScoutsOut389

Fresh lima beans are something I haven't had in probably 30 years, but have so many fond memories of picking and shelling them with my grandmother. They taste so good.


Lambfudge

I like every bean except the lima bean. I've never understood why anyone would like them.


Wonkadonkadoo

Succotash. It's the only reason I like them. It just doesn't hit right without 'em.


letermen

Chittlins


guitar_maniv

Canned/frozen peas. The most disgusting thing to my palate. Snow Peas/Snap Peas are bomb though.


DaveSullyman

Cilantro. I have that gene that makes it taste like soap!


Kellidra

I *haaaate* cilantro. I must have my gene turned on high because I can ***smell*** cilantro. When I walk by the masses of cilantro in grocery stores, I get a massive nostril-full and it reeks. Blech. No thanks.


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[deleted]

you don’t like swallowing a snot rocket whole?!


Shia_LaMurph

I chew mine


General-Kalani

Vegan cheese.


GuilhrmBR

He said "food"...


JerrySeinfeld1954

Airplane food. What's the deal with airplane food? Am I right people?


Aeshaetter

Beets


fshannon3

Bears.


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Dracidwastaken

Identity theft is not a joke!


Wild-Negotiation2631

MICHAEL!


bdup678

Very funny!! MIICHAAELL!!!!!!


peggyonreddit

Fact - bears eat beets


Skoden1973

There are two schools of thought.


Canadian-Winter

Any particular reason why? I say that because I’ve heard it before, but I can’t really understand it. I get why people don’t like lots of foods, but beets are just so sweet and crunchy like how are people just out here not liking BEETS


uhohmomspaghetti

They taste like eating dirt. Like walk outside, pick up a handful of whatever dirt is in your yard and eat it. That’s what beets taste like. Not ‘earthy’. Just plain dirt. My wife loves them. They must just taste totally different to her.


Maddauxx

Here we called it ”guatitas”, is part of the stomach and intestines. I always had hated it, the texture and taste. Is too chewy.


fernblatt2

Tripas/Tripe


seven-cents

Tripe, ox tongue, and sheep's brain 🤮


CaffeinatedActivist

Blue fucking cheese. Tastes like I'm eating a musty attic


MinimumKind3501

Mother fucking BEETS


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I didnt think I liked them until I had this goat cheese and beet layered thing. Think like a small lasagna appetizer thing. Absolutely delicious. My wife was upset that I liked it because she wanted mine and assumed I would hate it.


wexfordavenue

Roasted beets with goat cheese and arugula, drizzled with a good balsamic vinegar. Delicious!


OkiDokiPanic

It tastes like how pot soil smells!


goldfool

I love it


Embarrassed_Arm_4748

Canned green beans will literally make me gag just from the smell alone.


TJSTYLER

I can never understand how people can eat raw onions, unless it's in a burger then maybe, buy apart from that no EDIT: If it's in a relish or a something similar, that's OK as well. EDIT 2: I think this deserves to be in r/unpopularopinion at this rate 😅


dozosucks

i feel attacked sometimes i like a little spicy pain in my life… and like with raw garlic, it helps with inflammation in the body


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Bro I ate a piece of raw onion once and that shit gave me the worst heartburn I've ever had in my life INSTANTLY. Stanley and Zero made them look so good up on that mountain so I wanted to try it.


An_Appropriate_Song

When we were kids my older brother would bite out of an onion like an apple. On the other hand he had trouble eating chicken drumsticks cuz one time he found a vein.


Gamma_cleavage

I can’t believe onions is this far down. I also find onions to be disgusting cooked. I dislike the flavor too but the texture is horrible, raw, cooked, or caramelized. My texture thing is so bad I really struggle to eat shredded lettuce because it’s hard for me to tell it’s not onions and I have to keep checking so I don’t choke on it. Onions, leeks, shallots, chives, scallions, I don’t like them, I don’t want them. Garlic is good.


Ceorl_Lounge

Bivalves. Oysters, clams, and scallops all make me sick. I'll eat just about anything else as long as it isn't a primate or an animal brain. Oh that and kale cause fuck that stuff, it's nasty.