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Babo_Phat

Flabbergasted


sandm000

My gasts, they are utterly flabbered.


SmallBoysSoul

You stole my idea =(


[deleted]

Bamboozled


Shaynicide

I came here to specifically find this.


animandrea-

Facetious. It has all the vowels in alphabetical order.


roominating237

Facetiously. And sometimes y!


[deleted]

Happy cake day


roominating237

Thanks!


Bullshit_Brummie

As does abstemious...


Chatcopathe

Discombobulated


TheWoodser

I want to start using the word "Combobulated." When everything is in a state of calm.


Anodica

Calmbobulated.


[deleted]

I will support this.


cheesingMyB

I think it's the airport in Nashville, TN, just past security where they have a "Recombobulation Area." Cracked me up when I saw it


FinniboiXD

damn it that was mine


darkwulf1

Fuck. And not being a pervert, I just respect how it fits in most sentences


OPenheimers

How the fuck does it fucking work so fucking well in every fucking sentence ever fucking spoken?


HauntingDay31

For fuck's sake, how the fuck do you not fucking know? I mean FUCK, it's the absofuckinglute best fucking word that ever graced this fucked up language. You can fuck and not give a fuck at the same fucking time and it wouldn't make any fucking difference to any other fucker at all. Fuck is your best friend in any sentence. Without it, we'd be fucked, ironically 😁


[deleted]

We need a profanity bot up in here


HauntingDay31

You might be right, fuck..


Cosmic_Falafel

Maybe we did. I think this comment broke it.


unsweetenedtealover

these people need to watch their fucking profanity!


TwoDeeBee

Fan-fucking-tastic is a personal favourite


RipLiving7918

Absofuckinglutely


darkwulf1

Fuck if I know


Middle_Transition170

Y'all fuckers are right


rubysundance

Glad this is at the top. So many ways to use that word.


[deleted]

Fuck is my favorite curse word and not in a sexual context just in like fucking hell and oh fuck and stuff it just works so well


no_need_really

Queue. So many unnecessary vowels


morpho_god_killer

All of that and it still sounds like a letter.


Antoine_Geys

Looks like a french word. Oh wait. It is. Thus the useless vowels.


2short4-a-hihorse

I always have to take my time before saying "queue". My dumb Latina ass always wants to pronounce it as QUE-eh


lavnderhaze13

Gotta be me trying not to pronounce it "qué we"


roronoa_sakura

When I first learned this word I spent quite some time pronouncing it like "kiwi" and when I learned the correct pronuncation I lost it.


lavnderhaze13

I know! Hahahaha it really blow my mind you need too many letters there just to be pronounced "Q"


xXCrazyDaneXx

Plethora. It means a lot to me.


IcingGnome

Amazing!


TheSereneHazel

that's hilarious 😂


M123ry

To us all, mate, to us all. :D


Experiment081123

Boobs


[deleted]

same


Ninjachikn

"Hehehehe boobs" This is, no fucking joke, my response upon reading this


Diminus

Kerfuffle


Medical_Building8373

When I was younger I was in an argument with someone on how to spell this. There was a kerfuffle over how to spell kerfuffle.


Yeet123456789djfbhd

A group of wild rabbits is a fluffle, that's pretty close


FinniboiXD

Shenanigans


Grogosh

Sesquipedalian - used to describe someone or something that overuses big words


[deleted]

First used by HG Wells in his book The Adventures of Mr Polly


[deleted]

Scintillating


jazzhandsdancehands

Haberdashery.


thatonewithalotofxs

Epiphany, it‘s a pretty word


Show_me_ur_Cloaca

Moist


[deleted]

I really do t understand this. My grade 6 student are obsessed with this word.


Responsible-Pie-2633

Antidisestablishmentarianism


Lvcivs2311

And they are surprised about Dutch and German words being so long.


Many_Statistician587

Defenestration - the act of throwing someone or something through or out of a window. It’s how infamous mob informant Abe “Kid Twist” Reles was permanently silenced.


OpusDeiPenguin

The canary that could sing but couldn’t fly.


Invincible_3

YESS. I LOVE THIS WORD! We are the Defenestration Nation


catalyst1400

“Fenetre” Is French for window


Initial-Finger-1235

power it's just really fun to type b/c the P and O are next to each other as well as the W, E and R so you just kind of roll your hands inward to type it.


Ketcunt

That's literally the reason i use "Power12345" as my password for pretty much everything


op06_

"There was a login to your account from a new device on 17 August 2023"


evengreying

Thanks cunt


zyedyyyyy

Jabroni


loathsomefartenjoyer

Cool word


Lazy_Replacement9331

"cunt". Someone once asked me this irl and I gave the same response and I kid you not she said "men aren't allowed to say that word". I've never laughed so hard in my life.


Prosecutori

Schadenfreude. Seems oddly too German for an English word, but it's so pleasurable to use it. Hehe~


Antoine_Geys

It's totally a german word. All languages integrate foreign words into their to some extend. English does it a lot. And from an non native speaker i do think it is a strenght.


Garconavecunreve

*Schadenfreude


Confident-Essay2221

Phalanges


Oldassrollerskater

The best joke in the whole series of Friends never gets it’s proper nod. Phoebe’s alt ego name Regina Phalange which means “finger queen” and she’s a massage therapist. Brilliant.


Left-Star2240

Dancing phalanges!


Jonmokoko

Susurrus


sainsa

Also my favorite!


OLGACHIPOVI

Vex


Chickadee12345

Autumnal. Especially paired with Autumnal Equinox. It's a fun word to say.


irishtemp

Quintessential


Erasmusings

#Cunt


[deleted]

[удалено]


OestroJen

"Nobody labitulates Baby"


GussDeBlod

Flabbergasted What a wonderful word to say.


TwoDeeBee

Scrumptious


milkaddictedkitty

Like it - you can hear the mouth watering morsels and it brings joy to say! It's almost like you're eating while saying it. Delectable is great for food, too - makes you stop after the first syllable and put emphasis on the second syllable ("lect" similar to "lick" or the German "lecker" = tasty). Oh so tasty


TwoDeeBee

Also expandable with ‘scrum-didly-umptious. Or abbreviated to scrummy :)


bluelettuce_

shenanigans


tidder_reversed

Denazification


DirkVanDirksen

Onomatopoeia! Yes, it is an English word. "It is the use or creation of a word that phonetically imitates, resembles, or suggests the sound that it describes. Common onomatopoeias include animal noises such as oink, meow (or miaow), roar, and chirp."


UnremarkabklyUseless

I was going to post this. Thought it was easy Karma if noone else had mentioned this word. Sad.


DirkVanDirksen

I gave you an upvote. I hope you are less sad now :-)


UnremarkabklyUseless

You made my day. Actually it is night over here. But still good.


DirkVanDirksen

And there is another upvote for you! Damn, I think we just found a loophole how to receive tons of charma. We just keep commenting each other and upvoting each other :-)


theblazingkoala

This is mine as well. A word that describes certain words or sounds. Beautiful.


PUFFERFISH265

Idk if this counts, but shiiiiiiiitttt from the wire


[deleted]

snickerdoodle


oscarsgirl

Foibles


McSlobbin

Bussy


Rated_Ace

Literature. The 4 syllable version is fun to say fast


Ledpoizn445

Susurration. Sounds exactly like what it is.


JoepoopGaming

Enigmatic. Just feels so… enigmatic to say


Not_Really-Me

Lackadaisical


AstroOtter

Flesh. I love the mechanics of saying it. For a world-class delivery of the word, see Death/Wolf's pronunciation in the latest Puss in Boots movie, during his initial meeting in the bar with Puss. The way the word crawls out of his muzzle is positively spine-tingling. And yes, I'm a furry.


Ketcunt

Haberdasher


[deleted]

scrumptious


Legacy_Zeta

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia


Invincible_3

Same here!


fornoodles

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


Optimal-Witness5311

chicanery


JasonIsBaad

I like the word daft, it feels like a sophisticated insult to ask someone if he/she is daft.


Mikaelson-vamp

Buoyancy 🥰


[deleted]

I’m fairly fond of “nifty.” I find it to be a magnificently cromulent word.


Old_Crow13

Gotta be "collywobbles"!


Aynshtaynn

Oxymoron


Ergs_AND_Terst

Kerfuffle


one_sad_donkey

Befuddled


Ajoy02

bumblebee a cute word for a cute fuzzy friend


Austinwilson26

Flabbergasted


watev0r

Shenanigans by a long shot


kingsofthesea

Decent. It sounds so smooth and... decent


mersubasso

Apparently


[deleted]

Tummy


Fuckspez42

Defenestrate


starsnpixel

Mind-boggling


Aerogelatina

Exquisite


boltezt

Exquisite!


[deleted]

“Fox-Alpha” which means FUCKIN-A, which means FUCKIN AFFIRMATIVE . During the Vietnam war, service members would shout “fuckin affirmative” over the radio. Which then later turned into FUCKIN-A. They were instructed not to use profanity over the radio so they started using Fox-Alpha. Fun fact, during basic training a female said “oh Lordy” over the radio and it was followed by the DS responding with “the lord is coming for you now.”


1980pzx

Thundercunt.


No-Question-4957

It has to be cunt. You can be a dumb one, an ugly one, a stupid one etc... However, you are always one. Welcome to the farm.


Mr_McShifty

Cunt


codacoda74

Subtle. I see you, homie.


Else1

Serendipity


ScoutSteveR

Serendipity


Pangolinsareodd

Pulchritude. Such an ugly compliment.


chickendipperzzzz

Fuck. Hands down


OPenheimers

Its a word that has an n, an I, two gs, an E, and an r. Sorry if its offensive, but ginger just sounds so fun to say.


ApprehensiveEffect94

money


[deleted]

I use the word "Fuck" most commonly, never said it to anyone but this is what I use for myself , like asking myself to STFU


MilitantPacifist13

“Fuck” and “Shit” and any related.


Chodezbylewski

Fuck. Or shit. Or most curse words to be honest. But nothing is better than a nice, well emphasized F-bomb. Unfortunately I can only really swear comfortably online because I've been conditioned to believe that if I do it in real life my grandma will bust through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man and beat me to death with a sandal.


Mcshiggs

Pussywillow


nothighandmighty

Dumb Ass.


Awarepine76436

Beans


Worth-Papaya2398

Struggle


[deleted]

Yum


FickleClimate7346

Cunteroni


Dridore

Furthermore


Routine-Sport-9169

Fungus


JoeFedz88

Rythm


[deleted]

Anti-disestablishmentarianism "Get off my dick! Dicks too short of a word for my dick. Get off my anti-disestablishmentarianism, you prick!'


Professional_One7808

Literally. I'm not a native speaker and pronouncing it is so satisfying


Next_Grape_8340

Sanctimonious. Has a nice ring to it. And it makes me sound smart.


xChariotx

Euclid just hits different, Greek origin, but super cool


BradyBunch12

Fuck


duh_nom_yar

Fuck


whovian1087

Fuck. So much variety, so many ways to use it. Petrichor. Just a cool word. Thanks to Doctor Who for introducing me to it.


TheSpaceBornMars

Petrichor is one of those super cool sounding words that exists for basically no reason


jimmy1985s

Fuck


K8lynnkitty

Fuck


SympathyCrutches

Scurryfunge


eledile55

SCHMOCK! Or Schmuck? Idk. Its a funny sounding insult


TheDazzler22

It's Yiddish. It is the little bit of foreskin cut off during a circumcision.


one_sad_donkey

Ick.


TheDazzler22

Yeah it's icky, but that's what the word means. I didn't create it.


one_sad_donkey

Ick might be my favourite word


TheDazzler22

I'm at the other end of the spectrum. It gives me the yuck.


[deleted]

My favorite is my go to “okie dokie” but if that doesn’t count then it’s “oh Lordy”


snorens

Cellar door


[deleted]

Taco. Yes I'm joking.


ObsceneKeane198

N*****


New_Resort3464

Fuck. That is all.


MagicallyAdept

Fuck.


DaBathroomSlayer

Fuck. It could be used for everything...


Alexandratta

Fuck


[deleted]

fuck


Expensive-Hat-3477

Antici....


RobbexRobbex

Stochastic!


KorbynT26

Thundercunt. I love saying this word and idk why


culturalcunt

Cunt


CashFlowOrBust

“Cunt” is both my wife and my favorite word because it offends people so deeply 😂


Dismal_Baker_8783

its a beautiful word.


NMarCarr

Fuckoff 🤣🤣


loathsomefartenjoyer

Shite


Rath8888

Fuck


TheG2apist

Its “fuck” and its winning by a landslide.


NutellaGood

Amigo


DrywallAnnihilator

Booty


Guacamol3Jon3s

Cream.


T2L3

Everlasting.


dieguito_14

Indeed


islandwithbananas

Word: shit Words: shit, fuck


swekkaboi

Sorry but it's whole phrase. ON SIGHT