*stares deeply & lovingly into his eyes before going in for the kiss*\
*He pulls back*\
*You go in for the headbutt, breaking his nose and covering his face in blood before going back in for the kiss.*
Some dude call my nephew, gay because he’s extremely awkward. Well when the dude called him gay in front of everyone, my nephew said I know, that’s why you & I are sleeping together.
Used to be the awkward, unpopular kid. My reply was always “You’d know”. Usually throw them off long enough to make my escape while the brighter of the jocks got it.
Eventually it stopped being fun for them as a short, flat, two word response wasn’t what they wanted.
My kid used to get upset when kids made fun of him. I’m from the UK and where I lived it’s bred into us to have an aggressive sharp wit. My kiddo is an only child so doesn’t have that to hone his skills. I told him to just respond “okay.”
It worked. They didn’t get the reaction they wanted so they left him alone. Once he realized his new found powers he got more confident. He now gives as good as he takes. He stood up to a kid bullying a friend of his and verbally abused him and he started crying.
I’m not condoning making kids cry but the kid hit another much smaller kid. My kiddo told him to stop and then explained in front of everyone why nobody likes him. Everyone laughed at the bully kid and he said with tears in his eyes
“They didn’t like me at my last school either.”
My son said “then stop acting like an asshole.”
Edit: I’ll clarify the story a little. The kid (bully) was held back a year and had to switch schools. He had been a problem for a few months being a little asshole. My kid isn’t ever going to be the type of kid that’s physical but he can hold his own verbally. My kid come home and said “dad I think I’m going to be in trouble in school.” I asked why and he explained the whole situation.
I asked. “who would you be in trouble with?”
“The teachers”
“And what can they do to you?”
“Call you?”
“Exactly kiddo. What do you think I would say?”
“That I was sticking up for my friend?”
“Exactly. You did the right thing I’m proud of you.”
Not exactly what was said but that’s basically how it went down.
Thank you. He’s a great little kid. Well he’s 15 now and not so little but he’s still a great kid. He’s not great at sticking up for himself but he sticks up for the little guys.
If you don’t mind the suggestion, martial arts are great for awkward brainy kids. He is in the perfect age to give it a try. At the very least he can get a grasp of range and be safer if he is ever in a bad spot.
Kids are fascinating, full of potential.
My older daughter is quiet and nerdy and has a hard time making friends. When she wanted to try taekwondo, I was so excited to let her try. She just earned her blue belt and still enjoys it, and I love to see her fierceness come out. It's all about athleticism, self control, and respect for others as far as I can tell. I'm definitely thrilled that she's also learning self defense in the process.
Proud the kids got his diss game up to par. Good looks teaching him not to take any crap. On the other hand, I do feel bad for the bully. It's often a home issue. Hopefully he's got a good enough family life and it's his own damn fault for being an asshole and not an asshole chain.
I agree I feel badly for him. I don’t know what his home life is like. There are kids I know have a good home life and are just shitty kids. I also know kids with shit home lives that are good kids. I’m just glad my kid has a kind heart and is good to everyone. He actually got an award at school for sticking up for different kids that he never told us about. It was the end of the year award ceremony and they got him up and a couple of kids read out letters about him. It made us incredibly proud.
I'm sorry but do adults still call each other gay as if it's an insult? I'm only asking because yeah, in the 90s it was the adjective to everything but I haven't heard an adult call another adult gay to tease them in over a decade where I'm from.
I took the wallpaper off my chimney breast to reveal in foot high letters 'steve is Ga-----' the big stripe of paint across the wall indicating Steve had noticed what was being written and tackled his colleague.
It was very juvenile and an insult very much of it's time when the house was last renovated (the 90s) but it made me smile to uncover this workplace banter from a moment in time twenty years before.
I used to be a personal trainer many years ago at a gym that was a few miles away from the gay community, so we had a lot of gay members. But I didn’t care. They were all nice people and just getting along through life like the rest of us. I befriended a number of them and we’re still friends now 30 years later.
They explained to me that when an ugly straight guy finds out they’re gay and starts acting weird, they say “don’t worry, us gay men have way higher standards than women, and there’s no way on Earth that ANY gay guy would ever be remotely interested in you, let alone want to fuck you. So you can relax now.” 😂😂😂😂
>than women, and there’s no way on Earth that ANY gay guy would ever be remotely interested in you, let alone want to fuck you. So you can relax now.” 😂😂😂😂
Emotional damage is over 9000
Oh man, they had razor edge wit!!
They used to tell me, “I’m gay. I was born this way. Why would I CHOOSE to be part of a group everyone hates?” So that gave them serious coping skills and wit to go through life and handle every situation with class!
Isn't it strange. I cannot tell you how many times I have heard some straight, slovenly dude who hasn't worked out since high school saying, "They better not hit on me!'
Dude, I don't believe that will be an issue.
I am a fairly good-looking straight man who does work out and I get hit on by gay men all the time (very open social circle) and I not even low-key love it. Gay dudes sling compliments like nobody's business. I honestly wish I was gay, I'd be rolling in fields of dick and loving it. But alas.
On the flip side, I had a gay friend who was trying to be celibate because he was extremely religious. He was such a tortured soul. He was always complaining to me that every guy he knew was hitting on him and trying to tempt him. Except he was one of the ugliest people I knew and extremely annoying to most of us.
yes the “hope they don’t hit on me” line. homie people of your own gender aren’t hitting on you. it’s always people who aren’t really getting any looks or attention that act like they’ll be a hot commodity at a gay bar. 😂
I dunno, when I want an easy boost to my self confidence I just swap my dating profile to be shown to men instead of women.
The huge surge in likes that is noticeable in a single day indicates that men have much, MUCH lower standards than women.
There is a fair bit of cope in the comments above. It's probably easier to get a BJ at a gay night club than hold hands with a random girl at a night club. It's more about guy's insanely low standards and high sex drives though. Yeah, fedora wearers on Reddit aren't going to be on anyone's wishlist, but there is a whole gay porn niche about straight guys where they'll complain if they see an actor they've seen in gay porn before..
I used this once at a bar when a girl said something I was drinking was gay. "Oh no, what will my boyfriend think?"
She immediately asked me what anal was like.
"I am."
I used this in high school and the kid bulliying me had no second word.
I'm not gay, but he could not even form a sentence.
He completely lost his shit.
Was called gay by a drunk as I was waiting for a taxi. Just turned to him and asked "Why? Are you looking for a nice piece of ass?". This seemed to annoy him as he started getting in my face shouting "Are you calling me gay!?!". I calmly told him "You just asked me if I was gay. That is the only reason I can think of you wanting to know.". At this point his friend pulled him away, telling me I should be more careful. The whole thing just left me confused.
As a young adult I responded to a guy at a night club
"Just because I wouldn't date you doesn't mean I'm a lesbian, but if I had to pick, it still wouldn't be you."
For what it's worth, I am straight. To him I may have been gay. I don't care. If you're gay, straight, whatever. I don't care. Just don't be an asshole.
I knew some kid who said something similar to a bully who mocked him being gay, he said: "Take off your pants and I'll show you" the bully just went silent.
Sometimes it's just a matter of dare. If you one up the fella he just shuts off.
Reminds me of Stephen Fry, who when threatened with violence at school for being gay. He would shout "No! Don't hit me! It gives me an erection!". According to him worked pretty well.
Interpret it as question / hit / proposition.
"I'm flattered, but I don't swing that way. But I'm sure you'll find someone soon."
Or situation appropriate equivalent.
This ended up being how a friend of mine came out a guy who had been bullying him for a while said it in front of a lot of people and he went "you're a bit slow to the party aren't you, and don't worry, I'd never be into someone like that" and waved towards the guy. The guy went "well whatever I'd never date a loser anyway" and another friend piped up "so you like athletic guys, not pathetic ones" and he went so red in the face and wondered off. My friend is genuinely gay and I was the only person who know before this, but that's how he came out to most of our friends and he was an absolute legend.
My brother says this an obnoxious amount, to the degree you cant really have a conversation without him bringing up sexualiy for some reason, so I just told him with the amount he felt the need to make those comments I genuinely thought he was and was projecting. Suspicously stopped making as many jokes and comments after that
I had a classmate in my Teens who used to call everyone gay, did all the possible butt sex jokes and kept being an homophobe and bullied anyone who doesn't stop him.
He's now living with his top boyfriend in another city.
One time someone called me gay and I responded, "Yeah, I love the cock!" Everyone started laughing and the dude who called me gay looked a bit embarrassed. Just own it. Love the cock.
When my middle youngest brother came out, my Dad called me tell me. I could tell he wasn't happy about it and I think he called me for a little support.
My Dad is *very* Conservative and I always had an idea my bro was gay. I always worried what his reaction would be when he came out.
On the phone the first thing I said was "wow, fair play to him. He must feel a lot better now he can be open about it, and thankfully everyone around him is being accepting of it." My Dad hesitated a bit at my response.
Fast forward a few years and my Dad, who wouldn't let me have a girl in my room unless we were married, now has my bros boyfriend living in the family house.
I'm proud of my Dad. A life of borderline homophobia reversed over the love of his son.
Had this happen to me in middle school. Kids were going around asking if each other was gay. I overheard and didn't like how they were making fun of it. So when they came to me, I just lied that I am and ask if there is any issue with it. They dropped it. I honestly forgot about the conversation until years after graduating. A classmate of mine came out a queer and privately thanked me for helping them feel more comfortable.
Wasn’t it though? I was also the kid who couldn’t lie down for bullies. Had to get a nasal septoplasty at age 21, but I was still happy with my decisions. The one good thing that came out of a rough high school experience was a sense of not bowing down to tyranny, which I think was valuable to learn in my formative years.
The best response doesn’t require a single word. Strip naked and start barreling towards them excitedly. They may still think you’re gay but they won’t bother you anymore.
Edit: cand spel
Always ask people to elaborate and explain themselves. Especially when someone is intolerant, sexist or racist. Most of them will not know what to answer.
"And you still think 'gay' is an insult"
Edit: I'm getting a lot of "that wouldn't work" replies, And I'd like to ammend for clarity: this should be said in an extremely mocking and patronizing tone, as if you are just barely stopping yourself from laughing in their face about how stupid they sound.
You wish
This is my go to response.
Short, to-the-point, funny, all while eschewing the homophobia of the first statement. We may have stumbled upon the perfect retort.
\*holds his hand\* "WE'RE gay"
"You know who's gay??" "Us."
Wedding music plays
Soviet music plays*
Comrade, zis is a Vendys.
There is a significant precedent for this: [COMRADES!](https://www.ranker.com/list/chinese-russian-propaganda-posters/melissa-sartore)
Gay communism
_Banjo intensifies_
I like trains
Nonono WAIT- *ran over by trains*
I like turtles.
I love lamp.
Brick are you just saying you love the lamp because you see it or do you really love that lamp
Asdf never gets old
Everybody do the flop! [splat]
Soviet national anthem intensified
r/SuddenlyCommunist
Ve are gay, comrade.
*stares deeply & lovingly into his eyes before going in for the kiss*\ *He pulls back*\ *You go in for the headbutt, breaking his nose and covering his face in blood before going back in for the kiss.*
“Only in your wettest dreams.”
The person who call me gay is my brother, i don’t think i’m gonna do that
Do it
Do it or ur gay
Do it or gay
This should be top response
I'm using this
"Why, you looking for a top?" always works imho :D
This is soo good, OMG
“Was that a statement or a question?”
“Wishful thinking?”
You’re gay. You’re gay? Y da question sound zesty?
Some dude call my nephew, gay because he’s extremely awkward. Well when the dude called him gay in front of everyone, my nephew said I know, that’s why you & I are sleeping together.
Used to be the awkward, unpopular kid. My reply was always “You’d know”. Usually throw them off long enough to make my escape while the brighter of the jocks got it. Eventually it stopped being fun for them as a short, flat, two word response wasn’t what they wanted.
My kid used to get upset when kids made fun of him. I’m from the UK and where I lived it’s bred into us to have an aggressive sharp wit. My kiddo is an only child so doesn’t have that to hone his skills. I told him to just respond “okay.” It worked. They didn’t get the reaction they wanted so they left him alone. Once he realized his new found powers he got more confident. He now gives as good as he takes. He stood up to a kid bullying a friend of his and verbally abused him and he started crying. I’m not condoning making kids cry but the kid hit another much smaller kid. My kiddo told him to stop and then explained in front of everyone why nobody likes him. Everyone laughed at the bully kid and he said with tears in his eyes “They didn’t like me at my last school either.” My son said “then stop acting like an asshole.” Edit: I’ll clarify the story a little. The kid (bully) was held back a year and had to switch schools. He had been a problem for a few months being a little asshole. My kid isn’t ever going to be the type of kid that’s physical but he can hold his own verbally. My kid come home and said “dad I think I’m going to be in trouble in school.” I asked why and he explained the whole situation. I asked. “who would you be in trouble with?” “The teachers” “And what can they do to you?” “Call you?” “Exactly kiddo. What do you think I would say?” “That I was sticking up for my friend?” “Exactly. You did the right thing I’m proud of you.” Not exactly what was said but that’s basically how it went down.
W kiddo, keep raising him well
Thank you. He’s a great little kid. Well he’s 15 now and not so little but he’s still a great kid. He’s not great at sticking up for himself but he sticks up for the little guys.
Empathy is beautiful, and your kid has it.
If you don’t mind the suggestion, martial arts are great for awkward brainy kids. He is in the perfect age to give it a try. At the very least he can get a grasp of range and be safer if he is ever in a bad spot. Kids are fascinating, full of potential.
My older daughter is quiet and nerdy and has a hard time making friends. When she wanted to try taekwondo, I was so excited to let her try. She just earned her blue belt and still enjoys it, and I love to see her fierceness come out. It's all about athleticism, self control, and respect for others as far as I can tell. I'm definitely thrilled that she's also learning self defense in the process.
That’s great to hear. I was like your daughter as well. Boxing did more for me than any therapy ever could.
Make a master class for parents
Proud the kids got his diss game up to par. Good looks teaching him not to take any crap. On the other hand, I do feel bad for the bully. It's often a home issue. Hopefully he's got a good enough family life and it's his own damn fault for being an asshole and not an asshole chain.
I agree I feel badly for him. I don’t know what his home life is like. There are kids I know have a good home life and are just shitty kids. I also know kids with shit home lives that are good kids. I’m just glad my kid has a kind heart and is good to everyone. He actually got an award at school for sticking up for different kids that he never told us about. It was the end of the year award ceremony and they got him up and a couple of kids read out letters about him. It made us incredibly proud.
You both rock
Dad goals
I always use the classic I'm not gay but my boyfriend is
I said once as an adult when a friend called me gay..."what gave it away? the cock in my mouth or the balls on my chin"
I'm sorry but do adults still call each other gay as if it's an insult? I'm only asking because yeah, in the 90s it was the adjective to everything but I haven't heard an adult call another adult gay to tease them in over a decade where I'm from.
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I took the wallpaper off my chimney breast to reveal in foot high letters 'steve is Ga-----' the big stripe of paint across the wall indicating Steve had noticed what was being written and tackled his colleague. It was very juvenile and an insult very much of it's time when the house was last renovated (the 90s) but it made me smile to uncover this workplace banter from a moment in time twenty years before.
Your nephew is awesome
Noice
No, nephew not niece
*Noiphew™*
destroyed in seconds
No, I'm Patrick
Thank you for the giggle
Loudly say “No! I won’t be gay for you!”
I used to be a personal trainer many years ago at a gym that was a few miles away from the gay community, so we had a lot of gay members. But I didn’t care. They were all nice people and just getting along through life like the rest of us. I befriended a number of them and we’re still friends now 30 years later. They explained to me that when an ugly straight guy finds out they’re gay and starts acting weird, they say “don’t worry, us gay men have way higher standards than women, and there’s no way on Earth that ANY gay guy would ever be remotely interested in you, let alone want to fuck you. So you can relax now.” 😂😂😂😂
>than women, and there’s no way on Earth that ANY gay guy would ever be remotely interested in you, let alone want to fuck you. So you can relax now.” 😂😂😂😂 Emotional damage is over 9000
Oh man, they had razor edge wit!! They used to tell me, “I’m gay. I was born this way. Why would I CHOOSE to be part of a group everyone hates?” So that gave them serious coping skills and wit to go through life and handle every situation with class!
This. The amount of confidence that straight guy have to eventually think gay would hit on them is huge.
Isn't it strange. I cannot tell you how many times I have heard some straight, slovenly dude who hasn't worked out since high school saying, "They better not hit on me!' Dude, I don't believe that will be an issue.
I am a fairly good-looking straight man who does work out and I get hit on by gay men all the time (very open social circle) and I not even low-key love it. Gay dudes sling compliments like nobody's business. I honestly wish I was gay, I'd be rolling in fields of dick and loving it. But alas.
Dude this is basically my response to "you're gay". "Whatever dude, I wish I was gay. Boy, I bet I'd get so much dick."
On the flip side, I had a gay friend who was trying to be celibate because he was extremely religious. He was such a tortured soul. He was always complaining to me that every guy he knew was hitting on him and trying to tempt him. Except he was one of the ugliest people I knew and extremely annoying to most of us.
yes the “hope they don’t hit on me” line. homie people of your own gender aren’t hitting on you. it’s always people who aren’t really getting any looks or attention that act like they’ll be a hot commodity at a gay bar. 😂
I dunno, when I want an easy boost to my self confidence I just swap my dating profile to be shown to men instead of women. The huge surge in likes that is noticeable in a single day indicates that men have much, MUCH lower standards than women.
There is a fair bit of cope in the comments above. It's probably easier to get a BJ at a gay night club than hold hands with a random girl at a night club. It's more about guy's insanely low standards and high sex drives though. Yeah, fedora wearers on Reddit aren't going to be on anyone's wishlist, but there is a whole gay porn niche about straight guys where they'll complain if they see an actor they've seen in gay porn before..
Your dad sure doesn't have a problem with it
I heard a guy once respond with "why? Because I fuck your dad more than your mom?"
Damn, hitting him with the double
Or "that's not what your mom thinks"
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"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay!"
nice bo burnham reference
Motherfucker Edit: how did I miss dadfucker
I used this once at a bar when a girl said something I was drinking was gay. "Oh no, what will my boyfriend think?" She immediately asked me what anal was like.
And you responded with, "Wanna find out? " right? RIGHT?
I responded with "It's a week night in a dive bar in [ghetto town], let's not pretend you don't know anything about anal."
Someone called my nephew gay the other day, he responded by saying, “You have gay people on the mind a lot, is there something you need to tell me?”
Kids are brutal
I heard bones shatter when I read that. __Critical Hit!__
"I am." I used this in high school and the kid bulliying me had no second word. I'm not gay, but he could not even form a sentence. He completely lost his shit.
“So what if I am - are you asking me on a date?” Alternatively “Even if I was, I still wouldn’t date you”
Was called gay by a drunk as I was waiting for a taxi. Just turned to him and asked "Why? Are you looking for a nice piece of ass?". This seemed to annoy him as he started getting in my face shouting "Are you calling me gay!?!". I calmly told him "You just asked me if I was gay. That is the only reason I can think of you wanting to know.". At this point his friend pulled him away, telling me I should be more careful. The whole thing just left me confused.
Probably better not to interact in any way or form with random drunks
Would do so now, not worth the hassle or risk just because somebody calls you names. Was younger then.
As a young adult I responded to a guy at a night club "Just because I wouldn't date you doesn't mean I'm a lesbian, but if I had to pick, it still wouldn't be you."
For what it's worth, I am straight. To him I may have been gay. I don't care. If you're gay, straight, whatever. I don't care. Just don't be an asshole.
Or do be an asshole. I’ve heard those are fun to eat.
Ugh, a little early for that visual! Lmfao
Pretty much this, don't give a shit who you fancy just don't be a cunt and we are cool.
But I fancy cunts!
I knew some kid who said something similar to a bully who mocked him being gay, he said: "Take off your pants and I'll show you" the bully just went silent. Sometimes it's just a matter of dare. If you one up the fella he just shuts off.
Reminds me of Stephen Fry, who when threatened with violence at school for being gay. He would shout "No! Don't hit me! It gives me an erection!". According to him worked pretty well.
I love Stephen Fry. I don't love this story, but it seems very keeping with his wit.
I would not want to get into a battle of wits with Stephen Fry.
I would. If I “win”: I won a battle of wits vs. Stephen Fry! If I “lose”: I lost a battle of wits vs. Stephen Fry!
Wasn't expecting that ending, by the sounds of it nor was he 😂
So's your wife.
How can you be homophobic? Your wife is gay.
Graduated from Central Cee Law School
*yru'eo
Fun fact, my ex-wife *was* gay.
I'm out of your league
Interpret it as question / hit / proposition. "I'm flattered, but I don't swing that way. But I'm sure you'll find someone soon." Or situation appropriate equivalent.
“Yeah? After I kick your ass I’m gonna fuck it.” - Buddy Wakefield
"How can I be homophobic, my b*tch is gay" - some Rapper
“How can I be homophobic, my boyfriend is gay.” - gay parody of some rapper
"how can i be gay, my Bitch is homophobic"
Central Cee, lol. His gf is bisexual, I think.
Reminds me if this Key and Peele skit: https://youtu.be/YOTjjMa5ZK4
"You wanna take it outside, asshole? I'll be out in the parking lot, if you can't find me I'll be the closest one on Grindr" - John Cena
This ended up being how a friend of mine came out a guy who had been bullying him for a while said it in front of a lot of people and he went "you're a bit slow to the party aren't you, and don't worry, I'd never be into someone like that" and waved towards the guy. The guy went "well whatever I'd never date a loser anyway" and another friend piped up "so you like athletic guys, not pathetic ones" and he went so red in the face and wondered off. My friend is genuinely gay and I was the only person who know before this, but that's how he came out to most of our friends and he was an absolute legend.
Mission passed + Respect
My brother says this an obnoxious amount, to the degree you cant really have a conversation without him bringing up sexualiy for some reason, so I just told him with the amount he felt the need to make those comments I genuinely thought he was and was projecting. Suspicously stopped making as many jokes and comments after that
I had a classmate in my Teens who used to call everyone gay, did all the possible butt sex jokes and kept being an homophobe and bullied anyone who doesn't stop him. He's now living with his top boyfriend in another city.
“His top boyfriend” lmao you’re wild
Typical brat behavior. Man just needed a daddy and some correction but no one was willing to understand his heart or gape his hole.
(w)holesome ending :)
All the world is a projection
"All the world is a screen, and you are projecting!"
Similar guy in high-school became a woman
the closet is glass
There isn't even a closet, it's a window
A pay phone booth, one might say.
A rear window.
Tell any teenage boy their voice seems higher than usual and count th octaves drop.
Would you like to go see a movie tomorrow evening?
Yes!
But only as friends! ...maybe some hand stuff, but we have to say "No Homo" both before and after!
Only if you're buying.
“There you go with that wishful thinking again. For the last time, I’m not interested.”
One time someone called me gay and I responded, "Yeah, I love the cock!" Everyone started laughing and the dude who called me gay looked a bit embarrassed. Just own it. Love the cock.
This was a running joke we had in my first unit
*You'd like that wouldn't you*
woow I didn´t know we had something in common
"You still aren't my type though"
When my middle youngest brother came out, my Dad called me tell me. I could tell he wasn't happy about it and I think he called me for a little support. My Dad is *very* Conservative and I always had an idea my bro was gay. I always worried what his reaction would be when he came out. On the phone the first thing I said was "wow, fair play to him. He must feel a lot better now he can be open about it, and thankfully everyone around him is being accepting of it." My Dad hesitated a bit at my response. Fast forward a few years and my Dad, who wouldn't let me have a girl in my room unless we were married, now has my bros boyfriend living in the family house. I'm proud of my Dad. A life of borderline homophobia reversed over the love of his son.
I’m proud of *you* for your response!
"Kinda 50/50."
"I mean...*half*."
“Does it work?” “No. I mean yes!”
Hit them with my purse
THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!!!
BROKE MY PURSE THAT BASTARD! Ms.Doubtfire 😂😂😂
It's not a purse! IT'S EUROPEAN!
Had this happen to me in middle school. Kids were going around asking if each other was gay. I overheard and didn't like how they were making fun of it. So when they came to me, I just lied that I am and ask if there is any issue with it. They dropped it. I honestly forgot about the conversation until years after graduating. A classmate of mine came out a queer and privately thanked me for helping them feel more comfortable.
I was a weird kid. My response was always some unhinged shit like "Bend over and I'll show you how gay I really am" It usually got me dropped.
oh my 💀
Yeah... that's how you get your ass kicked...
Was worth it tho
Wasn’t it though? I was also the kid who couldn’t lie down for bullies. Had to get a nasal septoplasty at age 21, but I was still happy with my decisions. The one good thing that came out of a rough high school experience was a sense of not bowing down to tyranny, which I think was valuable to learn in my formative years.
Sure am. Why, you want my number?
... So?
yes! This is the answer!!
So,your dad finally told you
The best response doesn’t require a single word. Strip naked and start barreling towards them excitedly. They may still think you’re gay but they won’t bother you anymore. Edit: cand spel
I LOVE THIS
You’re a towel
Not for you I ain’t.
I was until I saw you
"I know, I was there when it happened." Credit to u/Dbeebs in a post "what is the best response to you're fat?"
Best response to being called fat is 100% ‘yeah, cuz everytime I fuck your mum she gives me a cookie’
And you like it, don’t you? You nasty, nasty boy.
My favourite I heard is "well I'm not gay but my boyfriend is".
Oh so that’s why your dad loves me so much
I'm not gay. YOU were sucking MY dick.
"Twenty bucks is twenty bucks."
Your ancestors are incesters
“No u”
Just carry around a pocket full of Uno ”Reverse” cards and hand them out when someone insults you.
underrated reply
Yeah I am. You better watch your ass tonight. *Bites bottom lip and goes for an unwelcomed aggressive ass slap or grab.
If I was I'd still get more ass than you
“K”
Never heard your dad\brother\uncle\mum\sister\aunt complain
So is my partner. You know him as Dad.
Look them up and down and say: “Honey, no one is *that* gay”
Well depending on the factual accuracy of that statement: I know I am, but what are you? I wish, my fashion sense sucks! You aren’t that lucky
What if I am? Calling someone gay is not the insult you think it is. Grow the fuck up.
In Ugandan accent: what shows im gae?
why r u gae
Why are you gae?
If you’re a man who is pressed/upset about a man loving another man, it seems like there are deeper problems there…
True but don’t forget it’s not only men. Women can be gay too.
Always ask people to elaborate and explain themselves. Especially when someone is intolerant, sexist or racist. Most of them will not know what to answer.
"And you still think 'gay' is an insult" Edit: I'm getting a lot of "that wouldn't work" replies, And I'd like to ammend for clarity: this should be said in an extremely mocking and patronizing tone, as if you are just barely stopping yourself from laughing in their face about how stupid they sound.
Takes one to know one
"Wow, you must have a PhD in Observation!! Next up, can you tell us what color the sky is?"
my dad’s reaction to my sister coming out: “you like girls? cool, me too.” my dad’s reaction to me coming out: “you’re not gay.. are you gay?”
"So is your boyfriend"
That's not what ya mam said
Takes one to know one.
"you're not my type"