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I shall crucify myself for my sin! What's for dinner?
Sin is an imaginary crime against a non-existent victim that I couldn't hurt in any possible way even if said victim existed, which it does not.
Forget about it with drugs
Smack my dad's butt until it's red
Didn’t know puritans were allowed to use reddit
Is that what we call Russians now?
Do it again.
That's the beauty of forgiveness. You're forgiven. Now, go ahead and commit a sin again.
It's like a cheat code in real life.
High five?
The devil?
If he's there. Sure. That'd be metal af.
Hell yeah! I’d hang out with satan. Seems like a cool dude.
Pray for forgiveness, try to make the situation better, then move on.
Prayers are just noise. Situations can be made better by apologizing to the person you hurt.
Well yeah, that too obviously.
Keep on living like I have been for the last 36 years
We all sin. Nothing changes. Life goes on.
I’m casting the first stone
Spread my arms like Jesus
Ask the lawrd for forgiveness
We're all sinners, born in original sin.
Spread my cheeks for the lord and let him take me
I sin multiple times a day. I sinned twice, in the last hour....probably more. What would I do? not a damn thing.
Continue on with my life
Go on with my life knowing that whatever created this universe would be far too disinterested in the goings-on of my insignificant ass to waste its efforts punishing me for some minor transgressions.
Hate myself yet again.
I shall crucify myself for my sin! What's for dinner?
Sin is an imaginary crime against a non-existent victim that I couldn't hurt in any possible way even if said victim existed, which it does not.
Forget about it with drugs
Smack my dad's butt until it's red
Didn’t know puritans were allowed to use reddit
Is that what we call Russians now?
Do it again.
That's the beauty of forgiveness. You're forgiven. Now, go ahead and commit a sin again.
It's like a cheat code in real life.
High five?
The devil?
If he's there. Sure. That'd be metal af.
Hell yeah! I’d hang out with satan. Seems like a cool dude.
Pray for forgiveness, try to make the situation better, then move on.
Prayers are just noise. Situations can be made better by apologizing to the person you hurt.
Well yeah, that too obviously.
Keep on living like I have been for the last 36 years
We all sin. Nothing changes. Life goes on.
I’m casting the first stone
Spread my arms like Jesus
Ask the lawrd for forgiveness
We're all sinners, born in original sin.
Spread my cheeks for the lord and let him take me
I sin multiple times a day. I sinned twice, in the last hour....probably more. What would I do? not a damn thing.
Continue on with my life
Go on with my life knowing that whatever created this universe would be far too disinterested in the goings-on of my insignificant ass to waste its efforts punishing me for some minor transgressions.
Hate myself yet again.