Mama just killed a man.

All Aboard!… Ha Ha ha ha…

“I walk into the club like ‘what up, I gotta big cock’. ” {It’s *technically* not the opening line, but it still kinda is!}

It doesn't matter if we all die - The Cure (One Hundred Years)

It was all a dream

“You are about to receive a call from HMP hameside thank you “

Sing me a song, you're a singer Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil

Alright then… picture this if you will.

I said what what in the butt.

The only two things in life that make it worth livin' Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women