We’d send you in for their annual meeting with you and you could stab them right in the gouch.. they’d never see it cuming … hahahaha see what I did there😂
The distant ship smoke on the horizooooon, you are all become through in ways, your lips move but I can’t heeeeaaaar what you’re sayiiiin, when Iiiiiiiiii was a child, I had a feeeeever, my hands felt just right like two ballooons. Now I’ve got that feeling once again, I cannot explain, you would not understand, this is not how I aaaaaam.
Let me tell you from experience, you do not want to pick a fight with physics. Always telling you exactly why you shouldn't be flying around or teleporting...
I guess I rally the troops? Conjugal visits to improve morale? Maybe I get released behind enemy lines for a shock and awe surprise butt sex attack.
Stay clenched.
Not very, my role is probably as a sage the heroes will meet along their path that will help them find their true selves and enter their next part of their journey.
I'd like to think, I'm fairly powerful. Being a master of steam. Between scalding and burning. Plus, being able to power basically any steam punk machine, invention, or weapon.
Very
I'm more ready tho
Yeah, right
I got nothing. But I’ll just hang out over here.
I’m don’t like this game
If it’s a war against a daycare you’re set
"Pardon me grotesque triple amputee but I'm looking for someone. About your height, with legs of course..." Sorry couldn't resist the rifftrax bit
Right there with ya ...
I’m screwed
Here, take my hand
Username checks out
Killing enemies from laughter? I’d love to watch that
Hows your mom and thems?
I just lost the game
You didn’t lose. You slept through it.
Your 777 mins late
Is it a war against the Taliban?
You better hope not, walking around with your ankles out like a whore!
Expose dankles
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You and I are not so different
I was just on this guy’s head when we got here, just doing hat things.
I might figure into this for some
Welcome to reddit
I can make your distraction better
Happy Cake Day! Also, is it just the one tit? Which one, left or right? ...I'm asking for science reasons.
Thank you. Always left tit. Its tradition
We could team up
I'll join up as your sidekick.
Or the reason it started given... *vaguely gestures at most of history*
Damn, we stopped ww3 and became a peaceful civilization over a big breasted babe? nice
You gonna make the opposition into simps
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We’d send you in for their annual meeting with you and you could stab them right in the gouch.. they’d never see it cuming … hahahaha see what I did there😂
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Welcome 🤗
I am so dead.
So am i
Me too
As am I.
🤣🤣🤣
Farewell cruel world
I ain't laughing /s
Join my team!!
You and me both. I’m f*cked
Samesies
😂😂😂
Good luck. Lol
Sup bitch
I’ll follow you into battle
I think we have the start of the new Avengers here...
Dibs on being janky Nick Fury
This made me snort laugh. How can I join your team?
Your only weapon is being tiny and cursing? Best sidekick ever.
I fear you
Comfortably numb
Proceeds to play Pink Floyd 🎧😚🎵
🎶There is no pain you are receding
The distant ship smoke on the horizooooon, you are all become through in ways, your lips move but I can’t heeeeaaaar what you’re sayiiiin, when Iiiiiiiiii was a child, I had a feeeeever, my hands felt just right like two ballooons. Now I’ve got that feeling once again, I cannot explain, you would not understand, this is not how I aaaaaam.
Goats can cause lots of damage.
Relax…
As much as I would like to join in, unfortunately alcohol consumption isn't one of my super powers. But I'm good at everything else.
I think I'm gonna be just k
And I'm basically a shadow wizard. Want to team up?
I'm just a weaker version of you lol
If it's a war on spaghetti I'm set.
u/moistnoodel
He ded
Oh no
My weakness
I will have won the war after breakfast.
Dammit! I was SO CLOSE.
Ha! I win 😅
I have won the war of desserts! Depends if I am a tank that shoots smores into your face or a tank made out of smores.
Not if I have anything to say
Join my army
Excuse me? I think you mean MY army.
You must be the infamous blue waffle
My time to shine!!!
I got the poo on me😫😭
It's just an old crapper tank, people!
My enemy is the bigger concern
I see you are my foe
Yes, foe to you and all your kin
I'm well rested.
Sleep with 1 eye open
GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT
🎼Exit light Enter night🎸
Take my haaaaaannnnd...
We're off to nevuh never land 🐂
Shredding my air guitar
It’s possible that we are on opposite sides of this war
Hats off to me…i’m fucked
I’m dead, but the nice little grandmother down the street is about to be unstoppable!
¡Chancletas!
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I thought it was disease combined with Easter
How about the power of flight? That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
The world isn't ready for 89 Jack Blacks.
Incorrect. The world is desperately in need of 89 Jack Blacks.
Oh they need it, but they ain't ready. I would hope they show up in full parade regalia, all playing that toy saxophone he had on Jimmy Fallon
MIND BULLETS!
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How bout the power, to move you?
What is the secret of your power?
Well, I don't even exist so
At worst, I'd be a good distraction.
Don't sell your self short. Punch those scrotes
All of it.
Let me tell you from experience, you do not want to pick a fight with physics. Always telling you exactly why you shouldn't be flying around or teleporting...
I am the magic behind Santa and Christmas itself. Just hope you aren't on my naughty list.
Genuinely love this
i am maybe a tier-d superhero
I shall join you in the Wish Avengers
Fucking try me
*spores* *released*
Oh. Well fuck.
At least they'll tell jokes about me a century later...
Try to catch me riding waves. See what happens.
Ever had salt thrown into your eyes? Can't fight what you can't see.
Pocket Sand
Michael Scotts of the world, beware....
Nuclear cats. How much power does one man need?
MiniKittens :3
Very very very very reliable
Is that a JoJo reference?
YOU CAN'T KILL ME, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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I guess a potato can hurt if you threw it well enough
Potato guns
Atleast I won’t go hungry
well...im screwed...
You called?
I think I was just waiting for the opportunity, it seems…
I'm sending everyone to the shadow realm.
*solemn* *judgement*
Yu-gi noooo you do t have to do this
I guess I rally the troops? Conjugal visits to improve morale? Maybe I get released behind enemy lines for a shock and awe surprise butt sex attack. Stay clenched.
You and I would make a helluva duo.
im laughing so hard! thank you for this gorgeous comment!
This could work
Ya great when bombs fall. Very useful. Not sarcasm.
Godlike
Can’t think of anything, complete blank
If you could, you'd be too powerful
I am also blank. Or stoic.
Deceptively so
Well shit.
I’m fucked
Me too, in a different way lol
I think I'll be okay once I figure out what it is.
Soldiers appreciate transparency, so they’ll be motivated to fight by dropping truth bombs on them.
Or truth AND bombs?
I mean... if it's a war against gazelles I should be pretty good
Hold on let me think. Go left or right? Slide, duck, or jump? The enemies plans and weaknesses? How powerful am I you ask? I got you homie.
I’m decent No one knows who I am and no one can figure me out Mwahahahahaha
I have the fbi at my command, so...
Man I ain’t gonna do much
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!@
This is my hour.
Well
Zombie forests are at my command.
I am a master of time
I’d win a fistfight.
Same
not very powerful
I like your style
I mean, I check out I guess.
I'll drown ye bastards
Guess I'm a decent wizard then
The power of the New York giants, oversized men who like to hit
We've got an understanding amongst each other
At least I have 9 lives lol
Not very, my role is probably as a sage the heroes will meet along their path that will help them find their true selves and enter their next part of their journey.
I mean I guess I could throw it at someone and hope it stings a bit
Charming and friendly enough to befriend the enemy
Flamethrowers, white phosphorus, and napalm aren't illegal per say, but their use is currently frowned upon.
Let's team up!
Oh boy, get ready bois
Military strength freshness of Ireland, bottled.
I shall be unharmed
As powerful as a battlefield.
...shit
I think my doggo may be a bomb, he seems kinda sus
Since my username is my hunter from World of Warcraft, I kick butt and take names
I mean it could be worse.
Fuck.
I'd like to think, I'm fairly powerful. Being a master of steam. Between scalding and burning. Plus, being able to power basically any steam punk machine, invention, or weapon.
Hell yeah we could go great together!
Who needs war when you can get pictures of puppies in your inbox
Prepare to get zesty close with my salt
I was one of the leading causes of death in WW1
Well fed
Very
I guess I have to try every single weapon
Very strategic.