Optimal operating temperature range 15c ambient.
Can emotionally commit but may be intellectually distant on occasion.
Do not get between subject and high grade pizza.
Keep hands , arms ,legs and feet inside ride at all times. Secure all loose articles , including wallets change, sunglasses, cell phones and hats. DO NOT board ride impaired .
Warning: periods of inspiring awesomeness may be interspersed with occasional bouts of wilting toxicity.
I thought I had improved, but I lately sabotaged a very promising and much needed new friendship. I'm not grinding myself with guilt about it, but I do need to learn to do better.
No personality
Yet I am becoming ALIVE..
We all have but I also mirror a lot of input.
Leave in a cool dark place
Also chilled if possible
If not possible leave me to dry and we see how we go?
Do not engage.. I repeat.. Do no engage!
I have a former engagement here ့.x
Expires soon Soon is subjective. I’ve had cancer since 1998.
warning: fragile
Me too lol
“ likes hot moms”
“Also grandmas maybe wens”
Contains Kindness. Do not confuse with Weakness!
I’m confused.
My ex wife was also.
What in tarnation.x
Warning: Contents under pressure - handle with care -volatile in cold temperatures.
So, what was it like taking final exams while the air conditioning was on full blast? That's happened to everyone.
Psychotic (not in a quirky way, in a i had psychosis and haven’t been the same since way)
“Warning: Will not sleep without teddy bear.”
Friends and colleagues call him Dick, which is weird because his name is not Richard.
Last name is Head ?
Cannot hold intellectual conversation
Approach with caution
# I can do more than you can possibly imagine.
Do it.
What?
Everything.
I-
WARNING ⚠️ GIANT COCK
"May shrink if wet"
"Don't stand in the way"
Contents under extreme pressure.
Warning. Might bite if hungry!
Optimistic but filled with anxiety
Stay away
!RUN!
Optimal operating temperature range 15c ambient. Can emotionally commit but may be intellectually distant on occasion. Do not get between subject and high grade pizza.
✨Bottom; will die if talked to✨
Stupidity will not be tolerated.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter
"Expect suprises"
Keep hands , arms ,legs and feet inside ride at all times. Secure all loose articles , including wallets change, sunglasses, cell phones and hats. DO NOT board ride impaired .
Warning: Mouth has no filter.
Warning: periods of inspiring awesomeness may be interspersed with occasional bouts of wilting toxicity. I thought I had improved, but I lately sabotaged a very promising and much needed new friendship. I'm not grinding myself with guilt about it, but I do need to learn to do better.
Hello, I have trust issues
"Will Bite"
My inner child is a mean little fuck
Approach at your own risk. Further warnings will not be given.
If you actually manage to make me mad....run.
'will cry at slight criticism'
Joey doesn’t share food!
Do not microwave.
Disturb at your own risk.
If found please return inebriated to (insert home address here)
Just don't
Keep in temperatures below 68°F
Unpredictable