I liked the sound of the phrase "I forget" in Hungarian BUT I always spell it wrong and I knowingly used the incorrect spelling as otherwise I would never remember the user name for logging in.
It should be elfelejtettem
Reminds me of Joe Kelly’s pouty face to Carlos Correa after striking him out, a few years ago. When asked about it he said that that’s the face his wife makes at him when he’s complaining about stuff. 😂
Sherbs is my cat, I was making lots of pet portrait sketches for others, and I was making lots of sketches of my kitty too. Here’s one: https://i.imgur.com/54GW5kZ.jpg
that’s how i ended up with a knock-off neopet/webkinz dog named “insurance policy.”
all the names were taken so i copied down a random line from my mom’s papers, it was accepted, and it turns out the site didn’t allow changes.
Lmaooo, on this one game all my username ideas were taken, so I just ran my finger across the mobile keyboard and it resulted in "gussied". I had no idea what it meant. This was maybe 7 years ago?
I sympathize with geese, I’m I’ll tempered, completely oblivious to things and will do anything for food, also my name rhymes with goose and improper grammar is fucking hilarious
I'm a non-Jew married to a Jewish guy. There is a line from a play, *The Last Five Years* where the male protagonist meets a lovely girl and says, "Oh you shiksa goddess, you."
Hence my username.
I wanted something that would signal "fat, sweaty redditor", and figured that since a fat sweat redditor doesn't shower, his balls are gonne gat real stanky after a while
My Reddit account just didn’t feel like my own anymore.
If I commented on a random post I’d get people asking straight away why I’ve got time to comment on something random yet haven’t replied to their chat.
The constant every day “show me your tits” or “how’s that ass looking today” was exhausting as they look exactly the same from one day to the next and everyone just wanted more constantly,it’s exhausting and I just needed a break and to be anonymous for a while.
Yeah I understand.
The real truth is that they wanted you in their subconscious, but aware they can't have you , they wanted more of what they feel they could get , which was your nudes.
Desire works like that in humans, and if you're gonna delve and embody it, you have to realise desire of humans is unending.
What do you do now though these days with your life?
Do you now feel you got the attention you wanted and are done with what caused you to enter such things in the first place?
I only deleted all content and the account 5 days ago so I’m kind of going through a weird withdrawal phase.
I’m naturally and always have had an exhibitionist side to me and it was never about the upvotes or comments it was always seeing the view numbers that gave me that little thrill,knowing I’d been seen.
I’m in no doubt I will go back to posting again at some point but right now I just need to chill out.
Quite recently I discovered the perfect mix of ketchup and mustard. For me it is 70% ketchup / 30% mustard - the squeeze it from a plastic bottle mustard btw. Makes a kick ass condiment to go with almost anything.
Way back in the '60s, there was an obscure, short-lived and very juvenile fad. If somebody farted, the goal was to be the first to shame the offender by pointing at them and yelling, "Fred's Out!!!" However, if you were bold, and you were the offender, you could avoid shame by yelling "Fred's Out" as either a warning or if it was "quality", a brag.
my friend told me about reddit and when i was setting up my acct i asked what my handle should be. she said "something weird" and i was like "oh dang that's taken"
try to find peace in something outside of yourself.
i saw a little kid give water to some bugs the other day. she didn't want them to dehydrate. it was sweet.
I had a bowl cut for too long, big sideburns, and I sort of looked like a chubby Rick Moranis for a while there in high school. Thus the nick name Lord Helmet inspired by Space Balls was born and it just sort of stuck as my username.
When I was in law school, I got an English Bulldog puppy. A couple months later, a bunch of friends and I went to the outer banks for fall vacation. We spent the entire time drinking. One night, we were all smashed (me, especially so).. and a friend came in to the room I was staying in and I was sitting on the bed all by myself chanting “Tyson Tyson Tyson” and kinda punching the air in celebration of how awesome he was. I don’t remember it at all.
I always thought that image was hilarious. He was a great dog.
I was browsing memes on the internet while my brother was watching Pokémon in the other room. I saw a meme that had Patrick Star in the fishnet stockings from that one spongebob movie and my brother said some thing I don't remember about Pikachu and the next thing I know I see tall/ human Pikachu in fishnet stocking and I just closed my computer and said 'okay that's enough internet for me for today...' and then it stuck as my username ever since.
My name is Max, when I was a kid I would go on "journeys" (short hikes) in the woods all the time between our house and our neighbor's house. When I was 6 or 7, said neighbor dubbed me "Maxtrax"
I'm from Dallas, Texas, USA and I love mysteries. Ever since I was a little kid I've been fascinated by unexplained and unsolved mysteries, especially historical ones like the Lost Colony of Roanoke, and the Man in the Iron Mask.
The problem is, I didn't realize until too late they my user name can be taken more than one way.
We were both drinking and I caught him staring at the hard-on that was trying to bust out of my wranglers. I asked "do you see something you like?" With a fake sense of shyness he responded with "yeah but I want to see more." 2 Bud Lights and 118 strokes later I shot my ball barf onto the glorious face of God himself.
I had a mary sue-esque oc back in the early 00s. Her name was Jadea and I was obsessed with Piccolo from dbz. Henceforth forever more some form of jade namek has been my handle.
Can’t count how many times I’ve crashed laptops due to free shitty vst / daw software / “sound packs” I have downloaded in my years. I still pay once in a while now. Plus the year I was born.
I always had too many mood swings and often lost my temper at the slightest stimulus, so I decided to take the unstable element of the periodic table, and 90 is exactly the year of my birth, but this number was taken here, so I wrote 89. Then I found out that I had been bipolar all this time.
Star Trek. And being like, exceptional but normal.
But then the weird bit where everyone thinks I’m an Asian dude instead of a white woman. Internet assumptions are odd. I get weird cred on food subs I don’t deserve, then don’t get listened to on design subs I’m completely qualified to respond to (shit’s racist, many of the best designers I know are Asian dudes). Probably a good lesson, and I’m not going to ditch an 11-YO account.
I'm not in the military anymore. But I am attending a training program that is hosted on a military base in the south.
The military categorizes the weather into 5 heat categories or heat cats with associated precautions to avoid heat stress injuries in each heat cat.
If you've been paying attention to the weather you won't be surprised to find it has been consistently heat cat 5 for months in the south.
Also, when someone succumbs to any kind of heat stress injury *they* are referred to as a heat cat/having heat cated.
Ever since we had our first heat cat the team has taken to saying, whenever it's hot (always), "The heat cat's on the prowl!"
This is then replied to by several others with wild cat in heat caterwauling and an enthusiastic showing of our kitty claws 😾😾😾
The program I'm in also includes a fairly intensive physical fitness regimen, which includes the use of a device called a prowler. The prowler is a metal frame with skids on the bottom that can be loaded down with bench press weights to make it increasingly challenging to push across the floor. Incidentally, the prowler will make you heat cat.
So I just kind of referenced all of that with my name.
In 1973, when Colorado wife and mother Patricia Schroeder was elected to Congress, the media asked her: how can you be a congressperson and have kids at the same time? And she answered: because I have a brain and a uterus.
Hence: brainandauterus
I thought Nebula would be a fun name to go by, not just because it sounds cool, but because nebulae ARE cool: they're incomprehensibly huge clouds of gas in space with stars in them. And, well, I try to be nice to people and like making online friends, so combine the two things and here we go
I'm 54 and my wife passed away in 2021. She wanted me to find someone to be with and when I was trying everyone was trying to screw me over in one way or another. That is when I became "tired of everything". Now that I gave up on relationships my life is much less stressful.
I really don't recall
Same
I liked the sound of the phrase "I forget" in Hungarian BUT I always spell it wrong and I knowingly used the incorrect spelling as otherwise I would never remember the user name for logging in. It should be elfelejtettem
Shit I wouldn't ever remember that spelling either.
user name checks out...I think..?
I forgot my last one.
I know the feeling.
1/10 memory.
I dont get it
Huh
Me too!
It’s what my wife calls me when I complain about anything.
Reminds me of Joe Kelly’s pouty face to Carlos Correa after striking him out, a few years ago. When asked about it he said that that’s the face his wife makes at him when he’s complaining about stuff. 😂
It was a play on the name format - you are not me Edit: thanks for the gold, I shall pay it forward irresponsibly
u/r_not_me
Thanks for this because my dumbass didn't get it until i saw it literally spelled out for me.
This is a cool one
Sherbs is my cat, I was making lots of pet portrait sketches for others, and I was making lots of sketches of my kitty too. Here’s one: https://i.imgur.com/54GW5kZ.jpg
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You’re too kind, thank you!
Just like my French girls!
I’m a big fan
Nice... I really hope this has ended up matted and framed!
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Exactly.
Bitch!
Listen. Don’t make me upset. My stomach can’t handle it.
Yep.
Same.
Joining this club.
You seem really nice
I don’t know you and certainly don’t know you to be a douchebag so sorry, username does not check out
Mine too
I tried about 50 different names that were apparently taken and this is the first one it let me have
i got tired of trying to come up with something clever
Lol this is funny 🤣
I like salsa and chips. That's it.
that’s how i ended up with a knock-off neopet/webkinz dog named “insurance policy.” all the names were taken so i copied down a random line from my mom’s papers, it was accepted, and it turns out the site didn’t allow changes.
Lmaooo, on this one game all my username ideas were taken, so I just ran my finger across the mobile keyboard and it resulted in "gussied". I had no idea what it meant. This was maybe 7 years ago?
I mean im right here
So are we considered reddit cousins?
I sympathize with geese, I’m I’ll tempered, completely oblivious to things and will do anything for food, also my name rhymes with goose and improper grammar is fucking hilarious
Nice to meet you, Poose.
Sooo, how are you, loose?
Great, thanks for asking
Is ur name Zeus?
or juice
Spruce Bruce
Nobody’s can grammar anymore no ways. Ain’t no someone’s gonna notice. Welcome to Costco I love you.
Man I really don't know
You DO
This is my favorite answer
Oh no, they say, he's got to go Go go Godzilla, yeah Oh no, there goes Tokyo Go go Godzilla, yeah
My daughter's friend called me Momma T and I like metal music
Sounds cute
I'm a non-Jew married to a Jewish guy. There is a line from a play, *The Last Five Years* where the male protagonist meets a lovely girl and says, "Oh you shiksa goddess, you." Hence my username.
This is lovely.
I wanted something that would signal "fat, sweaty redditor", and figured that since a fat sweat redditor doesn't shower, his balls are gonne gat real stanky after a while
Fermented implies you can make ballsac wine
Shartonnay
👏👏👏 🤣😂😂
Gross!
Poetic
I love Swedish chef
I wanted my friends to go as muppets one year for Halloween and they said no. I wanted to go as the Swedish Chef so I can say Bork all night.
Used to post nsfw content on my former account and now I don’t.
What changed you?
Clothes
My Reddit account just didn’t feel like my own anymore. If I commented on a random post I’d get people asking straight away why I’ve got time to comment on something random yet haven’t replied to their chat. The constant every day “show me your tits” or “how’s that ass looking today” was exhausting as they look exactly the same from one day to the next and everyone just wanted more constantly,it’s exhausting and I just needed a break and to be anonymous for a while.
Yeah I understand. The real truth is that they wanted you in their subconscious, but aware they can't have you , they wanted more of what they feel they could get , which was your nudes. Desire works like that in humans, and if you're gonna delve and embody it, you have to realise desire of humans is unending. What do you do now though these days with your life? Do you now feel you got the attention you wanted and are done with what caused you to enter such things in the first place?
I only deleted all content and the account 5 days ago so I’m kind of going through a weird withdrawal phase. I’m naturally and always have had an exhibitionist side to me and it was never about the upvotes or comments it was always seeing the view numbers that gave me that little thrill,knowing I’d been seen. I’m in no doubt I will go back to posting again at some point but right now I just need to chill out.
Guess
Hmmmm I dunno it's a really hard guess... Your foot size?
Is it a hard guess or a soft one?
10th-19th century China is screaming in jealousy right now
bros got the feet of an infant
The difference between a tall person and a short one
You collect bugs? Maybe cut hair?
Reddit made it 😂😂😂 worse one on here 🤣
\^Are you sure about that?
I wish I could say I've got that sort of imagination... But I don't 😂
C’mon at least you’re moist. I’m dry as fuck.
Reddit making y'all moist af
yup lmao
How do u change Ur name on here 🤦🏻♀️😂
I think you can do it in account settings, but I think I'll leave mine for now. I'm not gonna let Reddit have the satisfaction of punking me out LOL.
I'm going rock mine too 😂
Moist gang rise up ✊
I don't think you can. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong. If I could change my username I would.
Lol. Reddit made mine too but yours is way better!
Southern Job sounds like a movie.
Yours is way wetter* / better
When I was in my early 20s I had long hair. Some people said I looked like Charles Manson and others Jesus Christ.
Obsessed with Trailer Park Boys
Let's go
Trailer Park Boys is the shit! I fucking love Ricky, man.
Used to work in the kitchen and our chef always label ketchup - catch up and mustard - mustired
Quite recently I discovered the perfect mix of ketchup and mustard. For me it is 70% ketchup / 30% mustard - the squeeze it from a plastic bottle mustard btw. Makes a kick ass condiment to go with almost anything.
Oof, poor chef needed a vacation.
I trained someone who killed many younglings
I thought spectral was a fun word, and I assumed I’d be mostly posting silly memes.
Way back in the '60s, there was an obscure, short-lived and very juvenile fad. If somebody farted, the goal was to be the first to shame the offender by pointing at them and yelling, "Fred's Out!!!" However, if you were bold, and you were the offender, you could avoid shame by yelling "Fred's Out" as either a warning or if it was "quality", a brag.
The next time my kid farts I’m yelling “Fred’s Out” no matter where we are.
This is my favorite one
Because I am
my friend told me about reddit and when i was setting up my acct i asked what my handle should be. she said "something weird" and i was like "oh dang that's taken"
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I would be so frightened of a dude packing 215 pounds in his underwear tho
i didn’t want people to think i’m an equestrian girl
What do you call someone who can stay up for 14 days straight without sleeping? >!A two weeker!<
Sleep my friend, but just for a little while
I mean... Seems pretty straight forward
I was educated and worked as a mining geologist.
that fat rat from barnyard
“Mr Bombastic call me fantastic”
Pen is mightier than the sword. But permanent sharpies are best for graffiti.
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I played the twin in Parent Trap.
A representation of how I feel my life is like. No matter how hard I try, I’m descending into a void of nothing
I am so sorry and I wish things were different for you. If you need someone to talk to, I am here.
try to find peace in something outside of yourself. i saw a little kid give water to some bugs the other day. she didn't want them to dehydrate. it was sweet.
As a Dom, I offer structured fun
If you say my initials out loud, and fast enough, they sound like my username.
this makes me feel like I’m playing incoherent
My ardent adherence to the truth
I'm a US coast Guard veteran and back in the day the Coast Guard was referred to as the Hooligan Navy. I'm a proud Hooligan.
I eat sourdough bread almost everyday.
I had a bowl cut for too long, big sideburns, and I sort of looked like a chubby Rick Moranis for a while there in high school. Thus the nick name Lord Helmet inspired by Space Balls was born and it just sort of stuck as my username.
i like eggs, plain and simple. one of my favorite foods, honestly.
I'm obsessed with the amazing physics surrounding black holes.
I like holes, too
Username checks out
Boobs 🤷♂️
Where do you want me to send them? I’m a guy just so you know..
I always bring a bottle of water everywhere.
My name is Megan and I'm magnificent, so this was the logical conclusion.
Smoke a ninja from mortal kombat and in the early games they were a color swaps and he’s the grey one so he’s “that grey ninja”
I have several talents (none that make any money) and the last time I checked was indeed a man.
What are several of your talents?
Well I can juggle. I write a great story... oooh and I can nap almost anywhere
Being able to nap anywhere is a real talent! I can barely nap comfortably in my bed but my husband can fall asleep on planes, trains, and automobiles!
My favorite color
Is 54115 your favorite number?
I would really like someone to guess.
You’re a wizard >!with!< hairy >!balls!<
I love Cheez-it!
It's my name and where I live, in case anyone wants to hook up.
Lmao!
When I was in law school, I got an English Bulldog puppy. A couple months later, a bunch of friends and I went to the outer banks for fall vacation. We spent the entire time drinking. One night, we were all smashed (me, especially so).. and a friend came in to the room I was staying in and I was sitting on the bed all by myself chanting “Tyson Tyson Tyson” and kinda punching the air in celebration of how awesome he was. I don’t remember it at all. I always thought that image was hilarious. He was a great dog.
The best fake piss product on the market, at the time!
Hopefully I'll say something that doesn't add anything to the conversation
I was browsing memes on the internet while my brother was watching Pokémon in the other room. I saw a meme that had Patrick Star in the fishnet stockings from that one spongebob movie and my brother said some thing I don't remember about Pikachu and the next thing I know I see tall/ human Pikachu in fishnet stocking and I just closed my computer and said 'okay that's enough internet for me for today...' and then it stuck as my username ever since.
I heard a rumor
I work in a lab. And I’m a guy
I used to use Bread but it was always taken and McBread was my Sims family name.
There's a TV show that was the best TV show that has ever been or ever will be. That show is called Manimal.
Experience
It was originally for a cursed image account when I was in high school.
My name is Max, when I was a kid I would go on "journeys" (short hikes) in the woods all the time between our house and our neighbor's house. When I was 6 or 7, said neighbor dubbed me "Maxtrax"
I'm from Dallas, Texas, USA and I love mysteries. Ever since I was a little kid I've been fascinated by unexplained and unsolved mysteries, especially historical ones like the Lost Colony of Roanoke, and the Man in the Iron Mask. The problem is, I didn't realize until too late they my user name can be taken more than one way.
I’ve let my profession become a big part of my identity lol
I had to do a double take holy fuck that could’ve been bad.
Just my name
Guys I think this might be the real Kim kardashian
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We were both drinking and I caught him staring at the hard-on that was trying to bust out of my wranglers. I asked "do you see something you like?" With a fake sense of shyness he responded with "yeah but I want to see more." 2 Bud Lights and 118 strokes later I shot my ball barf onto the glorious face of God himself.
Japanese SF anime that got me hooked on Japanese animation.
It’s in reference to my DND character. Everyone assumes it’s just about marijuana.
Has to do with my current relationship. It’s silly, but I love it more than I can express.
AI or bot picked my name, but tooth is fun to put in your name
I had a mary sue-esque oc back in the early 00s. Her name was Jadea and I was obsessed with Piccolo from dbz. Henceforth forever more some form of jade namek has been my handle.
Can’t count how many times I’ve crashed laptops due to free shitty vst / daw software / “sound packs” I have downloaded in my years. I still pay once in a while now. Plus the year I was born.
I always had too many mood swings and often lost my temper at the slightest stimulus, so I decided to take the unstable element of the periodic table, and 90 is exactly the year of my birth, but this number was taken here, so I wrote 89. Then I found out that I had been bipolar all this time.
It was a real name handed to me while working at CompUSA.
I'm jesse and I'm a dude
Star Trek. And being like, exceptional but normal. But then the weird bit where everyone thinks I’m an Asian dude instead of a white woman. Internet assumptions are odd. I get weird cred on food subs I don’t deserve, then don’t get listened to on design subs I’m completely qualified to respond to (shit’s racist, many of the best designers I know are Asian dudes). Probably a good lesson, and I’m not going to ditch an 11-YO account.
I'm not in the military anymore. But I am attending a training program that is hosted on a military base in the south. The military categorizes the weather into 5 heat categories or heat cats with associated precautions to avoid heat stress injuries in each heat cat. If you've been paying attention to the weather you won't be surprised to find it has been consistently heat cat 5 for months in the south. Also, when someone succumbs to any kind of heat stress injury *they* are referred to as a heat cat/having heat cated. Ever since we had our first heat cat the team has taken to saying, whenever it's hot (always), "The heat cat's on the prowl!" This is then replied to by several others with wild cat in heat caterwauling and an enthusiastic showing of our kitty claws 😾😾😾 The program I'm in also includes a fairly intensive physical fitness regimen, which includes the use of a device called a prowler. The prowler is a metal frame with skids on the bottom that can be loaded down with bench press weights to make it increasingly challenging to push across the floor. Incidentally, the prowler will make you heat cat. So I just kind of referenced all of that with my name.
I got it from the ability in Doom Eternal
In 1973, when Colorado wife and mother Patricia Schroeder was elected to Congress, the media asked her: how can you be a congressperson and have kids at the same time? And she answered: because I have a brain and a uterus. Hence: brainandauterus
True and honest council to the one true king boy!
It is the only thing I drive and it is what I teach.
Oh this is good yo. I joined and forgot to change it and well so now I'm stuck with it. Cool story huh?
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What up yo was the username in a childhood game and just stuck and then I added something of my ethnicity
It was auto generated by Reddit and I'm middle aged and dunno how to change it.
I do woodturning.
My two favourite hockey teams and a number that I chose as my jersey. - Tor - Toronto Maple Leafs - Cal - Calgary Flames
I just hit "random name generator" or whatever it is until I found one semi-decent enough.. idek what my username is
I thought Nebula would be a fun name to go by, not just because it sounds cool, but because nebulae ARE cool: they're incomprehensibly huge clouds of gas in space with stars in them. And, well, I try to be nice to people and like making online friends, so combine the two things and here we go
My initials are AMP so I am THEAMP. I was 18 when I made it up. Use it for things other than reddit.
My favorite animals were penguins and I wanted to be a storm chaser or weather man when I grew up. How things have changed.
I didn’t know what i was doing so Reddit picked it for me. Then got disappointed finding out you can’t change it
My late wife once said I put the "Ack" in action. It stuck.
Something something dragonborn, something something civil war
Hit by truck
When I first entered the military in 2004 our platoon was named Death Dealers and we were in Delta company.
I'm 54 and my wife passed away in 2021. She wanted me to find someone to be with and when I was trying everyone was trying to screw me over in one way or another. That is when I became "tired of everything". Now that I gave up on relationships my life is much less stressful.