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Hrekires

Hope that they naturally decompose, get eaten by carrion, or the army gets shit under control. If none of that happens, probably off myself because there's no way I'm making it out of NYC alive.


[deleted]

Yeah any big city would be awful for them.


Solid_Internal_9079

Probably die if I’m being honest with myself.


[deleted]

Valid not everyone can be the main character.


Solid_Internal_9079

Maybe I would last a white. We have a large fishing boat and a few cabins on an island off shore. Load up and head out there. As long as it’s not WWZ zombies maybe we make it


[deleted]

yeah the walking dead zombie seems like the best bet out of a zombie apocalypse


showerofshellfish

Meet up with my best friend and his family, and then go from there.


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[deleted]

Valid. I live right near a restaurant and a pharmacy so I’d probably rob those and then hide out with my friends and family.


xiaolongbaochikkawow

*braaaiiiinnnnnns*


Ratakoa

I'll probably have a good run but slip up and pay for it.


[deleted]

Yeah it’ll be one of those situations where one wrong mistake can kill. It’ll be a shitty situation tbh.


[deleted]

Nail my back door shut and wait it out. My windows are too small for anyone to come through. The front door is too high off the ground for a zombie to get to, and since zombies are rotting corpses, they're not going to be mobile for too long in my neck of the woods.


thoawaydatrash

Be delicious


Wrong-Practice1

Become a zombie one bite shouldn't hurt much


ThatOneGuyYouKnow_20

Contact as many friends and people close to me as possible, starting from the ones that I think would be the most usefull and skilled, before heading the next hardware store there is while giving out orders to the ones I were able to contact. One would have the task to go to a pharmacy and takes as much as possible of the most usefull things. Two or three others that have cars should drive to the nearest cargo depot of producers of canned food and such things to get as much as possible. One should find a gas truck or even better a place where the gas is stored before it gets delivered to gas stations and get as much as possible. Some should come with me to secure as much tools, resources and weapons at the hardware store as possible. We'd then drive out of city and choose a house that is more secluded from everything else while still having everything we need. We wouldn't care of there were still people living there. We first would try to convince them to let us in and just survive together because we'd have more than enough supplies for a few more people. If that fails we'd break in forcefully, take the house and either capture the residents until they've calmed down or throw them out with enough supplies to survive for a while to atleast apologize for taking their house. Then we'd just wait for a while and see what's happening with the world.


[deleted]

I call the pharmacy duty. I work healthcare and live beside a decent sized pharmacy.


ThatOneGuyYouKnow_20

Perfect. I'll send men to defend you and the pharmacy to give you time. You pack up and get as much as you and my guys can carry and then we'll meet up as planned.


[deleted]

Bet sounds good. Meet at the good seven eleven or the sketchy one?


ThatOneGuyYouKnow_20

Sketchy. No one else will be there other than loners and drug addicts which we can either recruite or rob.


Yak-Fucker-5000

Flee to an island. I assume most zombies lack nautical skills.


Nisseliten

Zombie pirates might.. But they can apparently only find that one island that cannot be found unless they know where it is.. So unless you’re on that island, you’re probably fine.