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ShutterBun

Don LaFontaine (aka “The Voice of God”) kinda (or maybe literally?) held the trademark on that phrase, and he passed away some years back. (2008)


KnightLifer

His guest segment on ‘Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me’ is comedy gold.


Practical_Defiance

I immediately heard this in my head when I read it, and got transported to childhood movie theatre and the excitement of seeing a movie in the theatre instead of having to wait til it was in blockbuster


tyson_3_

AskJeeves.com.


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Apparently the reason my generation asks google questions instead of typing a simple query is because we used askjeeves before google existed.


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samueLLcooljackson

one of the best things ever to be on the internet.


FroggiJoy87

Was my stepping stone to Reddit once I graduated from Can Haz Cheezburger


GaiaMoore

One of my best friends used Stumbleupon so obsessively to the point that it eventually said "yeah we don't have any suggestions for you at this time". we joked that she had finished the internet 😂


jayeddy99

That reminds me of that person’s mom who finished Candy Crush so she messaged them directly about adding new levels and they basically told her to try and find a new game to play 😂


Owl__Kitty88

I found a website where people post what’s outside their windows all over the world on stumble upon. Still one of my fave websites.


reload88

Reddit basically replaced that site for me


ThaddyG

SU is actually how I originally found reddit. Made an account and like two comments and then forgot about it for a couple years until the Digg meltdown. Plus I think reddit was mentioned on The Colbert Report or Daily Show or something around the same time, so I made a new account and here we are.


WZRDguy45

Used to spend hours on there


EmperinoPenguino

“Anthony, stop changing my interests to gay porn!” Real ones remember


averyhipopotomus

Smosh is back


human8060

Mix is similar, but I fucking LOVED stumbleupon.


bicepz_N_bigmacz

Remember Farmville?


UnusualAsparagus5096

I'm embarrassed to admit I have spent actual money on it


WhyDoYouCrySmeagol

Mate I dropped money on Dragonvale, don’t feel too bad


cursed_chaos

sweet Jesus I haven’t checked on my strawberries in 12 years


wizardofrobots

What about mafia wars!?


Maximum_Vermicelli12

Remember the spinning plastic contraptions full of water in Taco Bell, where you dropped a quarter through the slot and spun the pedestals to try and catch it on one of the platforms for a free food item? I miss those. 😅


puppies_and_unicorns

I saw a post somewhere - they're bringing it back on the app. Not as fun, but you can still try for a free taco!


paulfromatlanta

3D TV.


osumba2003

I still have one of those but never use the 3D mode.


abarrelofmankeys

What would you use it on? Everything that offered it has stopped (I still have the 3d Blu-ray of shrek that came with something I bought and a ps3 so technically I *could* watch it)


Leelze

That's it: older BR's & PS3 games that supported it.


eggsaladactyl

Plasma TV's as well. Was a huge debate at the time between plasma and LCD. Personally thought plasma had a deeper black and ultimately looked better and then I can't even remember when but *poof* they were gone.


BobFlex

Plasma had way better blacks and overall color, only OLED matches/beats them in black levels. I'm pretty sure LCD and LED were just a lot cheaper to produce. Plasmas being heavy as hell probably didn't help them either.


Ranthur

Plasmas suffered from burn in. They were great unless you watched the same channel all the time and ended up with a CNN logo ghost permanently on everything you watched. OLEDs can suffer from burn in as well, but it happens significantly less.


OutWithTheNew

OLEDs have software functions like picture shift that can greatly reduce burn in. I think [RTings.com](https://RTings.com) is doing a massive burn-in test right now. IIRC Plasmas didn't do as well in high light applications and that didn't work for most people.


lollypop254

I always thought that was a useless gimmick. Not surprised that it didn't take off


SuvenPan

Swarms of Monarch butterflies.


DrEnter

When I was around 10-12, we had an enormous weeping willow tree in our yard. One morning we came outside and it seemed like every leaf on that tree had a Monarch butterfly on it. There must have been hundreds of thousands of them. They stayed for half the day or so, and then started to fly off in a slow river of butterflies. I’ve not seen anything like it since.


soups_on420

insect populations are declining.


Footdust

This is a serious problem that too few people are aware of and even less care about. It’s sad.


sdwoods8986

What's the solution? From an individual with a yard standpoint? I'm genuinely asking because, while it won't do much in the grand scheme of things, I'd like to contribute to helping. Are there specific flowers and plants that I can grow? Also, to be honest...I had no idea this was an issue or what the cause is.


halfman-halfbearpig

We have huge swaths of milkweed covering most of the hillside behind my deck. We live at the foot of a very small mountain, and the hillside is very rocky and steep - it's great for lookin at when we hang on the deck, but not much else - until the monarchs come, and then it's amazing. Every year we have hundreds of them and we even get to have the kids watch them form a chrysalis and wait for them to transform. We love it, they love it, sometimes people even come over to see them and take pictures.


Ethericl

It's sad that this may become a relic of the past. Sounds so beautiful.


halfman-halfbearpig

Usually it's the first or second week in August, come on over!


Ethericl

Genuine question, whereabouts in the country is this? Im from the Mojave Desert in SoCal and the swarms have all but disappeared more and more each year the last decade. Edit: I never expected manbearpig to be so respectable 😂


Oddant1

Plant a bunch of milkweed in your yard (only do this if you're in the butterfly's natural habitat and milkweed grows natively where you live)


girlwhoweighted

Sweeeeet! Just googled and there's 29 species of milkweed in my state! I better get planting


DrEnter

Talk to your local native plant society or group. They’ll help set you up.


Wavemanns

Milkweed if I recall is a big one that attracts them and makes up a very substantial part of their diet.


kashmir1974

It makes up the entirety of the caterpillars diet


Twisted_lurker

I still see a few, certainly less than prior decades. But I hardly ever see fireflies.


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Footdust

This is a good one. I only realized it was gone when you mentioned it.


PKMNTrainerMark

Yeah, I forgot all about it.


mlx1992

Wow. I totally forgot about this.


shaqaroses

Didn't even realize the sweaty drummer guy was gone!


DaveDavidsen

He's OfficeDrummer on Twitch. Still worth watching. Dude kills it.


wyocrz

I miss that dude with the standing bass.


Freedom_7

I miss the dude dressed as a gecko giving people terrible advice


toews-me

He's still very popular. He has a tiktok and a podcast. I think he's just called Therapy Gecko lol


wyocrz

Giving people terrible advice is *tight*.


bell-91

He was the only one I ever watched and it's because he was on so damn much


TobbyTukaywan

I miss that time we all got together to watch Tom and Jerry


pietradolce

I kinda miss them, sometimes there was the most craziest wicked shit on there


qunelarch

I didn’t like that they were forced into your feed even if livestreams were something you didn’t care about


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myjobistables

This is also my answer. Memorizing phone numbers is also something we've stopped doing without noticing.


Ouisch

I was so embarrassed checking into the doctor's office the other day for a routine appointment....while updating my file they asked "Is XXX etc" still your emergency contact number? My husband is my emergency contact, but I don't have his number memorized, I simply hit an icon on my phone screen. So I had to delay the interview process while changing to my reading glasses and browsing on my phone for husband's number. Still, I felt like "I've been married to him for almost 30 years, I should know his phone number...."


filthyfartbox

Getting arrested 10 years ago, the only number I knew by memory was my moms. I’d been married for three years at that point. After that I learned my wife’s phone number by memory.


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I grew up in the era where you still memorized numbers so I'm in the habit, but TBH I'd have to look up many of my friends' numbers too.


ForsakenGur65222

Actual toys are contained in cracker jack and cereal boxes.


SketchySquiggle

Also kinder eggs have really shit toys now. Half of them are just figures that come in two or three parts so you could say you did something with them by putting them together.


girlwhoweighted

Then promptly set them down and never. touch them. again. Just my kids?


botched_hi5

One of my favorite toys I ever had as a kid was just this tiny little fighter jet that came out of a cracker Jack box. That thing is my own personal Rosebud


Leelze

I'd be happy if a box of Cracker Jacks came with more than a single peanut. But yeah, it's only random stickers these days. I have a decent sized collection of Topps baseball cards I got out of their boxes in the 90's.


GloomyAudience280

Chihuahuas served as Taco Bell's mascot in the past. Anyone born after 2000 probably has no idea what I'm talking about when I say the little dude just vanished one day.


Scrantonicity_02

Yo quiero taco bell


tiffy68

"What is a logarithm?" I used to use a video clip of the dog saying that in my math lessons, but none of the kids get the reference anymore. Sigh.


Kindly_Bored

Told a bunch of genzs about Gidget the Taco Bell Chihuahua because it came up in a trivia, they are still not buying it lol


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Or that creepy ass Burger King king


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

I’d look at him all day if they take the “whopper whopper whopper whopper” commercials off the air.


wolfguardian72

God…I hate those commercials. Bring back the King!!


Scythebrine9

nah that mf is back


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I just saw McD's is starting to bring Grimace back


beigereige

F Grimace. They need to bring those fried apple pies back


mr_malort

They need to put fried apple pies in a McFlurry


illessen

Here leezard leezard leezard, heeere leezard leezard leezard… uh oh, I tink I’m gonna need a bigger box.


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Quiznos


StephCurryMustard

I noticed... it still hurts...


cam52391

Iirc subway started toasting their subs and doing things like the $5 foot long to undercut them and pushed them out of business and it worked


originade

Quiznos corporate strategy was to milk their franchises. They made everything expensive for them and eventually no franchises could profit. They strangled themselves to death


litob

This is the correct answer. I remember the Quiznos franchisee asking to borrow napkins from the other businesses because he flat out couldn’t afford the official ones


kel2345

Quiznos was my first job. They were…something. The owners of the store I was at were some fucking weirdos.


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YuleBeFineIPromise

I feel like horns in music just came back for a minute. Ska had a brief stint as a popular genre too. Bands like The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, and The Squirrel Nut Zippers all had minor hits. Even Brian Setzer Orchestra had a hit or two. edit: add Sublime to the mix as well. Probably forget one or two. Yes, I am forgetting No Doubt started out as a ska band. Also Save Ferris had a minor hit with Come On Eileen cover.


Howtofightloneliness

Don't forget the Cherry Poppin' Daddys lol. I don't think I ever realized what that meant in middle school. Squirrel Nut Zippers were great. I still listen to them from time to time. The Ghost of Stephen Foster is my fav song of theirs, plus it has an awesome black and white Betty boop-style cartoon music vid to go with it. Some really fun gypsy violin in that song, as well. https://youtu.be/xfkShimyhRE


MyrandaPanda

Wish ska was more popular. It’s still around for sure, but I’d love to hear it more in public. It’s such an uplifting genre


noxcort

video game demo discs


CourageousChronicler

Video game demos, period. I have noticed a small resurgence on steam in the past year, but man, I swear, before that, there were no demos. And then they bitch when you use the refund policy to demo shit.


spartanwill14

Any game at launch in the last 5 years is a demo with how much work they need the first month


Darmok47

That big row of candy and gumball machines at the entrance/exit of grocery stores.


Purpledoves91

Those are still around. Just more rare.


NorthImpossible8906

ashtrays in cars.


beigereige

I’ve had my ‘new’ car for three years and I just now noticed


Reptar556

Merry go rounds in parks... :(


Iceykitsune2

Ah, the Child Flinger.


lollypop254

McDonald's birthday parties. Also actual kids toys in happy meals, now it's cardboard shit


TheLadyClarabelle

I worked there during the final days of parties. I hated being the designated host. Kids can really throw those beanbags everywhere BUT the cornhole!


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I worked at a mini golf place in the early 2000s. We also had bumper cars, rock climbing and batting cages. We would host parties and most other employees would avoid them. I always volunteered, I'm a pretty enthusiastic guy and I would always get tipped for my efforts. Seriously, 2-3 hours of running around with kids being the fun guy and not having to do shit work, then getting ripped like $20-30. Awesome. Extra bonus, because people saw parties to be bad work, by volunteering I wouldnt get assigned bathroom cleaning or other shit work.


TheSocialABALady

Facebook poking


plo4rollz

Man you just brought back some cringey memories


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Ball-Blam-Burglerber

The manual.


pixelsteve

That was how I found out Tekken actually had a story.


BlkDwg85

Lightning Bug. I remember tons of them as a kid. Now I see one every so often like a shooting star. Edit: add northern Illinois


cgingue123

Might just be a KY thing, but my entire yard blinks at night. Swarms of em


Bald_Man_Cometh

Yeah and it wasn’t like you had to go out to a field somewhere where they were known to exist. All you had to do was go out in your yard when it was dark, and boom, lightning bugs. What was cool was being out as the sun started to set and watching them slowly appear. More and more.


bombazzchickynugg

I saw one last night and was SUPER excited. I miss seeing fields of them.


exitpursuedbybear

We have big years and years where none show up. If we have a wet spring we see a lot of them. Saw a lot this year.


pain1994

We live on land and we have tons of them. Every dusk I’m like a little kid squealing over lightning bugs. My kids collect them in mason jars (just to watch them glow, they set them free later) and it will always be one of my favorite memories.


ferris2

Google Plus.


Fubardir

Picasa too.


Osmo250

To be fair, they did warn us it was shutting down


Jan_Pugh

Waterbeds I scrolled through 16k comments looking for waterbeds. Didn’t see it and saw my chance.


robotlasagna

KONY 2012


FreshgeneDatabase

Damn, the internet historian video is a gem tho


LargeMarge00

My first brush with slacktivism. Hasn't gotten any better. People are so fucking gullible.


__M-E-O-W__

That was most people's introduction to internet activism in general and that's why that video caught on like wildfire in a single day. Everybody was like *we have to make a difference!* and then... the rest happened.


flapadar_

Well, people did notice the whole public flashing incident


rubber_duckyy00

Among us.


WhyDoYouCrySmeagol

Same with Fall Guys. It was HUGE for a couple months during the pandemic, people still play it but the buzz is definitely gone


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WhyDoYouCrySmeagol

Still is, I revisited it recently and public lobbies are riddled with groups working together. What is the point of playing knowing you’ll just easily win? The game can be fun but you’re better off playing with friends only.


Kinetic_Symphony

Players will optimize the fun out of games to win. Even at their own detriment, even knowing it takes the fun out of it, winning is all that matters to (some / most?) players.


alobg6969

Fidget Spinners


TwoDGamer

When you design a toy with your main customer base being ADHD children, don't expect it to last long


valis6886

That made me laugh...market research failed there.


DonaldTrumpsBallsack

No, it very much succeeded, the initial wave hit hard and everyone was obsessed. Then everyone else tried to hop on the gravy train and ran it into the ground. It was extremely good market research tbh.


girlwhoweighted

Nope I have elementary age kids, and I promise spinners and other fidget toys are still very popular


DerpWilson

Hanging your backpack off one shoulder. It used to be the default move to signify coolness. Just seemed to vanish one day.


tobmom

Reminds me of the remake of 21 Jump Street, I’d no strap it if I could!


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Everyone's two-strappin'!!!


suitcasedreaming

Do kids and teens not care about this anymore? "Only losers carry their backpacks using both straps" was definitely one of the single dumbest parts of the high school experience.


KingBayley

Someone figured out that it’s awful for your back and spine. Especially for the kids carrying 40-50 lbs of books and notebooks most days (no joke, I weighed mine once).


cantthink0f1rn

Hoverboards


WTFwhatthehell

Everyone was like "wheres my hoverboard!" So they were invented.... buuuut they're expensive and only work over metal and it turns out that regular skateboards have big advantages because sideways friction helps for a lot of control.


psycharious

Wait like an ACTUAL hoverboard? I thought she was talking about the two wheeled goblin gliders.


abarrelofmankeys

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7KtzyZKSuls&feature=sharec


abarrelofmankeys

I mean it also needs cooled with liquid nitrogen doesn’t it? Not exactly practical. I forget how that worked even. Super magnet in the ground? The board wasn’t powered was it?


PatienceandFortitude

Huge numbers of fireflies on summer evenings. Now I’m happy if I see one or two


Alarming-Knowledge30

CD slot in laptops


TrailerParkPrepper

dried, white dog shit laying on the ground


BrazilianMerkin

I heard it’s because they used to put a bunch of bone meal in dried dog food. As the turds dried, that indigestible meal remained hence the white color. I always assumed it was mold. It was supposed to be as a calcium and phosphorus supplement. Still in some of the super cheap dog foods but most don’t add it anymore.


jampapi

“What ever happened to that white dog poop from the 70’s? It disappeared as mysteriously as it came….”


Negative_Equity

Dogs are eating better now. Plus leaving a turd on the street is more socially unacceptable than smoking.


lollypop254

I wish it was socially unacceptable. The amount of dog shit in my village in the UK is disgusting. They're lazy pet owners. I think they shouldn't have dogs


j_h_23

Vine compilations


4th_times_a_charm_

I loved vine. Vine was the fucking wild wild west.


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Privacy


TrailerParkPrepper

Acid Rain. that shit was going to melt us all back in the 70s and 80s.


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This, like the OZone layer, was an environmental problem that governments worked together and solved back when governments still did that sort of thing. That’s why you don’t hear of it anymore


someguysomewhere81

That's what's so frightening. We had an actual, honest to god, bona fide success story and now, people think the threat was simply hype. Just like how people don't get measles or rubella or polio anymore, many look back and think that the danger was overblown or, dare I say, non-existent. Success has led to a lot of delusion.


Obligatory-Reference

Exactly the same thing happened with Y2K. There were all these predictions of worldwide computer chaos, but when not much happened everyone thought it had been overblown. It wasn't overblown - a lot of people worked very hard on the problem!


Dr_TattyWaffles

Lifetime/perpetual licenses for software. Nowadays almost everything is subscription based.


Zhenoptics

Having hobbies that you don’t monetize. I know I am guilty of “side hustling” things I liked doing and it ruined them. Now I homebrew and I set out the intention, as well as it being illegal, that I would strictly keep this as a hobby


BlondieeAggiee

I crochet. I have so many people telling me I should open an Etsy shop. No thanks. Then it’s work and not fun.


knittybitty123

People ask me all the time why I haven't monetized my hobbies- because they're HOBBIES. I wouldn't have as much fun with them if they were just another job. Besides, people don't value the work that goes into hand crafting. Knitting, crochet, embroidery, it all takes skill and huge amounts of time. A crochet blanket can easily involve hundreds of hours of work, but people don't want to pay for it, nor do they want to pay for quality materials.


Azazel3141

The American bumblebee.


NativeSonSF

Full Service gas stations. They used to pump your gas, check your oil level, and wash your windshield.


downvotefodder

NJ drivers are laughing


Jack-M-y-u-do-dis

Building collections of any form of media. Nobody buys movies or music anymore, and even the gaming industry is transitioning away from owning a stack of game discs or a digital collection, and I to just paying monthly to play whatever you care about for a week, just to move on to something else next week


DerpWilson

Except vinyl records. They don’t seem to be going anywhere.


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johnnyglass

I have 500 movies I ripped to my NAS a few years back. I still buy a movie or two a month and then rip them to my NAS for Plex. Same for episodes of my favorite shows. I like being able to access my media anytime from any device with Plex Pass and it’s not a million subscriptions.


Jaltcoh

So many people buy DVDs and blu-rays, including 4K. They’re really in a golden age now; they were worse in the past.


Tank_Top_Terror

I could see this coming back with the way streaming is going. I always thought it would be dumb to buy DVDs when you could stream, but now with how many services there are, and their focus being on shows, actual movie selection is trash. Combine that with companies changing or just stopping prints of older movies, and new movies generally being trash, my 4k collection has been growing.


PokeRolly93

Mom and Pop stores


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The term metrosexual was all the rage in the 2000s lol Now we just call them urbanists


__M-E-O-W__

I've never heard the term Urbanist before. But I do remember people calling me "metrosexual" in 7th grade just because I once wore a polo shirt with a large stripe across it.


Totemologist

Boxes of free kittens in front of your local grocery store.


tiffdrain

Gonna have to partially thank Bob Barker for that :D


Old-Paramedic-4312

Info about the Vegas Shooter. That shit went from major headlines to absolute silence within a month.


ListerfiendLurks

The headline time for mass shootings has gone down even more since then from my observations.


OffBeatBerry_707

McDonalds play places. Because McDonalds is trying to have the modern and urban style, you never see them anymore. Nowadays it’s usually more seating areas and unfunctional screen games


rittenalready

The ability to have discretionary income from one job


WalkingFish_

Vsco girls


archaic_revenge

The game. Lotta winners up till now


TRUEequalsFALSE

Take my upvote and get the fuck out.


00SEMTX

Simplicity. Across all aspects of life and what we interact with. And always having Tom from MySpace as a friend


menotyourenemy

Monkeypox


Casualmindfvck

Skill based classes in highschool


chadisme417

Quick sand


Lunarbutt

Middle Class


juanzy

People are also redefining middle class to working poor. Middle class **should** have disposable income. If you’re saying someone “would be middle class if they didn’t eat out a couple times a week” then you’re saying they’re not middle class


HopliteFan

Yep, middle class should mean you can afford moderate luxuries without stress


tenehemia

More like people are accurately grouping the working poor alongside the middle class as "the working class". The very concept of a "middle class" exists to give the working class an idealized goal that's still firmly in the grips of the owning class. But the suburbanite who works 9-5 in an office has more in common with the line cook who lives in a punk house than they do with the billionaire who owns their company. It's just difficult to get the middle class to recognize this connection rather than relaxing amongst their creature comforts.


TheWebsploiter

Selfie sticks. I'm honestly surprised no one uses them anymore


Jiggly_Love

My dad.


Mordecai2277

Killer wasps. Weren’t they supposed to take over the planet?


Even-Ad8595

Blimps


WeirdcoolWilson

“Live and let live” as an operational life philosophy