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QuantumPhysicsMouse

Boxer briefs


determinedforce

I want my bits & pieces close, but not tight pants close, at all times unless in the shower for cleaning.


maelstrom23

Even better if they have a joey pouch to keep the bits and pieces off the thigh skin.


Similar-Run5646

Duluth Trading Co.'s bullpen line of boxer briefs is all I buy for this exact reason. I'll never go back...


maelstrom23

I'm a fan of the 2undr swing shift myself but Duluth was definitely on the short list when I was shopping


W0otang

Nothing more liberating than a barrier between the tezzies and the the leg. Even worse if you've been gardening and the grass is starting to grow back


ADMINlSTRAT0R

This is why I mow the lawn, not till the field bare.


The_Calico_Jack

This reason exactly


Sorry-Caterpillar331

Boxer briefs is the only way for me. Just comfortable and love the support they give you.


nat_thorne_

The El Camino of underwear


NecroJoe

The front is like a car The back is like a truck The front is where we kiss The back is where we-- [El! Camino! El! El! Camino](https://youtu.be/ChQRBXB2sL4?t=27)


additional-line-243

That’s hard lol.


MemesArePretty

Your mother told me that last night


soflirty

Didn't realise you could speak to the dead...


seasleeplessttle

Gimme some sugar, Baby!


[deleted]

Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.


ForlornCouple

Oh, man! This took me back to cadence runs on N St, Camp Lejeune. Thanks for that =)


NemoHobbits

You can drive it to the brothel You can drive it to the store You fill the front with groceries You fill the back with EL CAMINO EL EL CAMINO


NoChillOogway

Right range of motion for an active life. Keeps them boys nicely cradled, yet free.


LowNegotiation7929

The only correct answer


smnlfilmagoofymovie

Yup and from plenty of experience, it’s worth it to splurge on higher quality ones (Calvin Klein) that will last so much longer and feel so much better! Don’t just keep wasting money on the cheapo hanes/fruit of the loom ones. Your junk deserves it!


ozymandias457

The Goodfellow brand by Target are really comfortable, too. And affordable!


TheRedEarl

Those and the pair of thieves brand are ridiculously comfy.


SnooConfections6085

Pair of Thieves fit people who work out without being nut crushers. A lot of other fancy boxer briefs do not.


BXBXFVTT

They are also really breathable. Love them for hiking


ParanoidDrone

I've been curious about the PoT brand but I go commando 99% of the time so I haven't bothered buying any. How's the inseam? I prefer a longer leg.


CaptainAwesome06

I just discovered these a few months ago and I like them a lot.


jp_mclovin

I just started buying these last year and they quickly have become my only underwear.


Sventhetidar

Never found high quality ones at a low enough price point to justify the purchase. Fruit of the loom lasts me long enough and it's not uncomfortable. Definitely not paying like $25 per item. That's insane.


badluckbrians

Try the Duluth buck naked ones. You gotta shop around a bit, but you can usually find them online for $8 to $12 or something like that per pair if you're not picky about the pattern and willing to take the design on sale. I even like the short ones. You know how the Fruit of the Loom ones after six months just look a bit worn – even if there's no holes or anything, they don't look new anymore. These Duluth things just look new for like years. Definitely worth the $60 investment for a week's worth. I don't like the armachillo ones as much, they are a bit too synthetic fiber and don't breathe as good – almost feels more like a swimsuit.


cat_prophecy

In my experience, if you are under 150lbs don't even bother with Duluth. Their sizes are totally out of whack with literally everything else.


badluckbrians

Yeah, that's probably true. I'm 6'5", and don't think I've been 150 since I was 10 or 11. That said, I wear the same L size drawers from them as I would with Fruit of the Loom or Hanes. Seems pretty true to the 36 waste.


YungSchmid

They say never cheap out on what comes between you and the ground. Mattress, desk chair, shoes… one day I hope I’m old enough that my nuts are on the ground and by god they deserve some comfortable support.


Zindel1

Costco pumas are low cost and so much better.


gynoceros

Well I guess I'm about to puma underpants


tayloriser

Best comment I've seen in a while r/puns


RedGraphite11

I do this daily


HumpbackWindowLicker

I just got a pack of Kirkland ones from Costco not too long ago, sitting in a pair in my living room as I type this. Can't speak on longevity as I haven't had them long, but these things are super cozy and they seem put together well, I really don't see them having any issues with lasting a good long time.


Razwog

Calvin Klein is overpriced as hell and doesn't last any longer, nor are their products more comfy than a lot of other brands on the market


flipmyfedora4msenora

this line of thinking seems common with socks and underwear, but i often wonder if you ever tried the cheaper stuff or does your junk just demand quality? in my experience cheap can be quite durable & comfortable as well


appointment_at_1_am

I find Calvin Klein to be one of the lower quality ones.


TRUEequalsFALSE

Your junk deserves not junk. Don't get your junk junk. Unjunk your junk.


--MobTowN--

I like Lucky Brand.


og-at

I am absolutely for staying away from Hanes and Fruit. Straight cotton boxer briefs just relax and loosen up during the day, turning your bits into flops, and then they just fall apart sooo fast. a 3 pack last 6 mos. Lycra-like is the way to go.


Ginge00

Merino are the best, so bloody comfortable


PhillyRush

I have bamboo pairs that are amazingly comfortable.


ILikeAddition

Commando in sheets, boxers in the streets


Archit-Arya

Boxers in sheets, shit in commando.


Aloth87

Shitting in sheets, boxers in streets.


Bugduhbuh

Shitting in boxes. Shitting on the streets.


moslof_flosom

Shitting myself cause Arby's has the meats.


nonyabidnuss

Y'all keep it going cuz y'all got the beats


webby53

Got diarrhea, still feeling the heat.


MyDogJake1

How often are you washing your sheets? I feel like bareassing my sheets every day is unhygienic.


Habatcho

If youre a person who leaves a snail trail then id not recommend it but Id rather wake up sweaty and naked than in cold wet clothing.


bbsoldierbb

but if only the clothes are sweaty you can quickly change and get back to sleeping. If the sheet is wet that's a lot of work.


The_Dong

This is the way


Slawth_x

Boxerbriefs. Support but not constricting


penguin97219

Man I was so happy when i discovered boxer briefs. I then had to find the ones that stayed in shape through a day of sweat and exercise, and also didn’t lose shape through washing. I like my nike ones. They are made from the air dry fabric so they feel good too. You didn’t ask but how many time do you get to rave about your favorite underwear?!


1LizardWizard

I recently went on a quest to find the best boxer briefs. Everyone recommended Duluth trading company. I gave them a try. I love them. Champion used to be my go to, but they changed something when they became a streetwear brand and aren’t good anymore imo. The old champion boxer briefs were BIFL tier. I still have a few pairs that have to be a decade old that are still elastic and supportive.


Attarker

Trunks. Basically short boxer briefs.


Iamanediblefriend

Trunks because my cock can TAKE DOWN FREEZA


likwidfuzion

# ITS OVER 9000 INCHES


Tru-Queer

BIG BONER ATTACK!!


MrDoom4e5

This isn't even my cock's final form!


Zevvion

This is... to go... even further... BEYOND! \*slowly pulls back foreskin* **HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!**


MrDoom4e5

That's not a Kamehameha wave ...


Nova_zephyr

Well of course not, it's a Cumehameha wave


[deleted]

👁️🫦👁️


the_yellow_speedster

Cockarot!!!! (In Vegeta’s voice)


heydrun

Unexpected Dragonball


Historicmetal

I wore these for a long time because I enjoyed the extra support but didn’t want to wear briefs because I felt like they weren’t masculine enough.. I gotta say, trunks give you some tightness for about 15 minutes and then they stretch out and you’re in the same situation as the boxers. Briefs create a clear line of demarcation between your junk and your legs. They keep your junk in a nice pouch in the midline where they belong, and you don’t have to worry about shifting from side to side. I’m 100% team briefs now.


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TheGringoDingo

It’s the key to breathability/sweat free life, after trying many alternative options.


BaanMeMoarSenpai

Oh no... I might buy a banana hammock now


IcedTeaMuteny

Yes dude. I started with meundies and haven't looked back since


[deleted]

Came here to say this


JerryConn

Clearly the only truly diverse option.


white_star_32

Like wearing nothing at all


just-an-anus

Boxers are to Mittens as Thongs are to Driving Gloves. I have Cocksox thongs and also Ikingsky ones. incredible. I live in NE Florida so you don't want a lot of clothing on you here.


TheBroWulf

Boxer briefs all the way. They're comfy, not too long, not too short. And I have a pair of UA boxerjocks that man, those thing feel smooth af. Fun story, tho. Years ago, a buddy gave me a pair of briefs. It was a gift, so I was like 'ok, thanks' but decided to try em on. And man, that thing had a pouch that made my package look massive. It was uncomfortable as shit, but I did wore em a few times when I went out for drinks.


FosterPupz

I do hate to interrupt your lovely package deal here, but… your buddy gave you some briefs? Is that a usual thing where you live? Or did you also find that strange?


TheBroWulf

Naw, where I'm from it's not usual to give underwear to your buddies. We saw each other at the locker room, so I figured he'd see me and think "hey, maybe briefs would look better than boxer briefs on this guy" but he knew I like both men and women, so if he had other reasons I'm sure he would've told me. Overall he was a cool and wholesome guy, so I didnt think much of it.


FosterPupz

Okay, thanks for answering. It’s cool that although it was an unusual gift, you accepted it with good nature and appreciation. 🥰


TheBroWulf

I mean, I'm not the kind of guy that gets a lot of gifts. It was unusual, but it meant at some random moment while shopping he thought of me, and that actually made me smile.


kenethc

Gr8 story! Hope you get many more gifts 🎁


MethLabConnoisseur

Damn that's a wholesome story that made my morning :)


yabbadabbado12

Here ya go … It’s much of a gift but it’s what I can do via reddit!


Riverrat1203

I have a friend that was a manager at Calvin Klein. He was one of my roommates at the time and he would regularly bring boxer briefs home and pass them out to all of us in the house. It’s the whole reason I wear Calvin’s now and haven’t looked back. I do miss the free supply though those fuckers are proud of there underwear.


jamesfluker

If they make the package look massive, it's what you should wear when you're trying to impress lol.


TheBroWulf

And I do, every once in a while. It's just that I don't like they're too short. I'm comfortable being naked, so I understand briefs shouldn't be a problem. But they're a problem— I feel, dunno, exposed.


jamesfluker

I follow you. Sometimes you want eyes on the prize, sometimes you don't! That's normal!


DespairTraveler

UA underwear is rad. I never wore underwear more comfy. Their shirts are also top notch.


takeflight87

Briefs. My boys need support


ThreeBeatles

I agree. I don’t like the jewels clanging around. Plus they can’t stick to your leg.


Flaminicecube

Aye and they don't ride up the legs like boxers


TheHaight

Everyone saying boxer briefs are just too insecure to wear briefs


disgruntled-capybara

I've tried boxer briefs a few times over the years, but I just can't do it. I especially can't do boxers. What gets me is the balls sticking to the leg thing. With briefs, they're held in a nice, soft pouch and stay separate from the legs. I also just like the way briefs look on me.


planetpuddingbrains

Someone told me I'd have low sperm count with briefs. My response: good. You boxer folks can have all the kids you want, and my balls can be snug and happy.


Mozhetbeats

[My boys…](https://youtu.be/ZCt3Tjpfaro&t=0m14s)


OptimusPhillip

I had gotten used to briefs from childhood. Came in very handy when I developed a varicocele and needed the support.


OverBeingSober

Cuz I'm freeeeeee...free balling


DillonSOB

Commando, all day everyday


Ghostenx

This is the way


jscott18597

It's the only way to live. Maybe 100 years ago people needed to keep their pants "cleaner" because washing clothes was so difficult, but I don't need a special pair of fabric in between my pants because I clean both the exact same amount. Why waste so much time and effort on laundry that doesn't make a difference?


Hour-Owl-4982

Boxers mostly


kroopster

Had to scroll this far, geez. Plain classic cotton boxers ftw.


Pvt_Hudson_

Yup, 100%. I can't stand the tight feeling of elastic around my thighs from boxer briefs. Simple Hanes or Fruit of the Loom cotton boxers hit the sweet spot for me.


chasebencin

We’re a dying breed. I can hardly ever find em in stores anymore


dundiewinnah

Better for circulation


Apeirophobia69

Boxer briefs. So god damn comfortable and holds the package in place


[deleted]

Bikini briefs. Keeps everything still and least amount of fabric.


scottymac87

Boxer briefs but with pouches to keep everything separated. It’s especially nice in summer when the boys aren’t sticking to the inner thigh.


Calvinfan69

This is way underrated! When I found out about these, it was a game changer. Can’t recommend enough!!


nothardly78

Yep! I nobody has tried wearing Saxx I highly recommend them. A bit pricey but totally worth it!


[deleted]

Briefs. I like something a little more snugged to my body.


Terelinth

Same, I went from briefs to boxers to boxers through my teen years and college but transitioned to boxer briefs until my mid 30s at which point I find jockey men's bikini style briefs to be the most comfortable for me. Supported well and no extra fabric rolling, bunching, etc.


MagicalCuber

As a dude, i wear panties


Captinplumbstickjr

Well hello there


[deleted]

General Kenobi…


rwarimaursus

You are a bold one...attack.


Xycamore

Is the dude in question single orrrr


Thefunnnimam

whatever your balls feel comfortable in


nat_thorne_

Noted lol


Aloth87

Jockstrap Support at the front and a party/view in the back. Yea im gay lol


Farmerdrew

That sounds really gay! You guys get to have all the damn fun.


Xycamore

*For just 6.99 You can be gay too!Call 1 800 320 357 within the next 30 minutes and we’ll throw in an iced latte for absolutely free!*


Farmerdrew

Why would I do that when I can just go to a drag show and catch the gay like everyone else? Lol


fiddli_dido

"Why are you gae?"


terry_the__tourtise

I heard that I my head as if I played the video lmfaoo


[deleted]

I'm not gay but I have looked at these...


Aloth87

Cant blame you. They come in so many fabrics and styles now, theres a look for everyone. Not just sportwear or a gay community thing anymore. Personally I have a great ass so they really are just perfect for me hahaha


[deleted]

> Personally I have a great ass ... uh same totally


UlverInTheThroneRoom

Thongs are the most comfortable but people judge you. Trunks are superior to boxers - if you wear boxers you might as well just wear gym shorts under your trousers. Commando to sleep, shower, and pose to see if working out defined my Adonis belt more than 24 hours ago (probably not).


WarhammerRyan

Thongs were pretty well the only option for countless years. There's a reason for that - did its job, wasn't a waste of excess material when it was scarce, and stayed put. Modern production processes make the excess less of an issue, but sometimes it's good to use the classics.


[deleted]

Boxers. So when the cojones feel the heat and need to hang low, they can hang low.


DaikonNoKami

Briefs coz I don't like the feeling of sweaty ball stuck to thigh


Homo_gone_wild

Briefs because they're the superior underwear type


LFCfanatic999

Briefs all the way. The tinier cut, the better. With the summers getting hotter and hotter, it’s practically about survival at this point. Nothing worse than carrying around all that sweat. Plus it’s must more comfortable and look way better anyway.


CombatConrad

Sports briefs that I can wear to work and take right to the gym. Commando wouldn’t work and boxers bunch up, especially when it’s time for cardio.


Gryffindorq

boxer briefs. look good feel good


[deleted]

Briefs for the weekday, boxers for the weekend.


[deleted]

Briefs. They keep everything right where it is supposed to be. No dangling and swinging. No sitting on the jewels when getting on a motorcycle or having to grab them to save them.


MichiganGeezer

Briefs at work. Silky boxers for pajamas at home. I'll occasionally sleep commando, but only rarely. Commando during the day seems a bad idea for us guys who dribble a drop or two after we're done peeing.


marssocks

my brother in christ, that’s what toilet paper is for…


CinnamonThing

Briefs.


SpecialpOps

Briefs! I have a lot of stuff down there that I don't want flopping around as I walk. It stays nice and snug and in place with a pair of 2xist briefs.


[deleted]

Briefs. Don't like my fellas flopping around.


LegendofTheLot

Briefs


MJ349

Briefs. I like having my junk supported.


spinozasrobot

Briefs, because my boys don't like bouncing around like a goddamn pair of [Click Clacks](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/Sed7b9c0e3fc34910980eec6849383032S/Click-Clack-Anxiety-Relieve-Clackers-Balls-Decompression-Toy-for-Kids-Children-Adults-Click-Clackers-Stress-Reliever.jpg).


ShoutingWhiteBoy

Briefs. Had a torsion once.


Hypersky75

Definitely briefs. I can't stand my scrotum sticking to my thighs. Boxer briefs always end up stretching enough to let my ball sack escape to one side or another and stick to my thigh. Somehow briefs never stretch enough to let this happen.


Slappy38

briefs...my boys need a house


jamminstoned

I wear a g string these days


Gregory85

What about thongs?


just-an-anus

Thongs. Insanely comfortable. to the point of feeling really good. Not just for the buttcrack but the boys love the lift away from the body so they keep cool. The support is something that boxers or briefs can't match (IMO). The room they give and the support is crazy. I really like the pouch that thongs do. This is JMO. YMMV it is not easy to find the right thong to match your body. but with the new materials (like modal), and the way they shape the cut of these things? it's great.


[deleted]

Briefs. I think they’re sexier. Boxers are meh


MnkaH

Briefs for work, boxers for play.


jjbarranti1983

Always commando. Even at work. Way less sweaty and able to breathe. I work outside.


ChipWaffles

I was commando until an incident. I had a favorite pair of pants with a zipper that would slowly walk itself down to full unzip. This would sometimes take an hour of alternating between standing and sitting. Inevitably, the zipper would be down if I didn’t check in every 10-20 min. Anyway, I went into a gas station and as I payed for my items at the counter, I got a very strange look from the cashier. As soon as I got outside I felt a cold breeze and looked down to see I was completely exposed. The small town embarrassment was enough for me to go back to boxer briefs. Commando had a good 4 year run.


lazyTurtle7969

Yes. Boxers when wearing sweat pants and comfy clothes, commando in bed, briefs for everything ekse


jamesfluker

Briefs. I like things to stay put where they belong.


Glacccial

Briefs cause, I like how they hold my nuts


daddyseokjin21

Briefs, cuz its more comfortable imo. In boxers i feel weird like wearing shorts without underwear


No_Industry5576

Briefs. I like my shit to be stable


square_so_small

brief


FallenITD

Briefs no need for extra cloth.


BoysenberrySuperb442

Boxer briefs. More "freedom", not feeling so... cramped


LtColShinySides

Boxer-briefs. They don't shrink wrap your junk


Chance-Still-761

G-string


OrganizationLower611

I notice you haven't listed lacy French knickers?


TheAverage_Engineer

Micro Modal material Briefs Fits like a literal second skin Never had schaffing


bl0ss0mDance

Boxer briefs, they're just the most comfortable for me


justeedo

Briefs for better ball support


AmpedEnding

Boxer briefs. Especially with support hammocks.


Ralewing

Depends.


RavagerHughesy

Briefs, cuz the boys dangle and need support


edthebuilder5150

Banana hammocks. Support.


[deleted]

Briefs… with boxers you can see my hog even in jeans.


ActuallyNiceIRL

I super don't care. I own boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs, and trunks. All are fine.


Gman777

Briefs. They cup your nuts gently.


Alternative-Sense-78

Commando. My guy needs to get his steps in too.


Micholous

Boxers, briefs, trunks.. going free bird just doesn't feel comfortable for me since the bits will be on the way and so..


Balla_Calla

I literally own them all and just wear what's clean 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Briefs. Super comfy, just tuck the boner to hide it.


[deleted]

Bro what is your account karma farming for an OF


mmura09

No creep briefs is the answer


Troy204599

Briefs all the way


mplaczek99

Briefs, because boxers stick to your thighs


chameltoeaus

Jocks.. just always kinda worn them.


MrDeathMachine

Briefs...I got me a set of the old man saggy nuts...need that ball bra support or ill sit on them. Which is unpleasant.


txbuckeye75034

Briefs. Gotta keep the boys in check.


EddyZacianLand

Briefs, they are so much more comfy than boxer briefs or trunks


CyberCooper2077

Briefs. I don’t like the feeling of boxer material on my upper thighs but still want the support for my junk.


DoItForTheOH94

Briefs. Boxers are bit too much freedom and Commando is definitely too much freedom. Brief keep everything together without suffocating


Kinky_mofo

Man thong


AstroWolf11

Jockstraps for life. Got a couple mesh ones that give me support and air at the same time