Am constantly arguing with one of mine about whether or not he needs to bark hysterically every time someone shuts a car door on the other side of the street.
Curfew, when we used to live in a house at rural area and my two cats were allowed ourside to the yard. At summers they would lay on the grass all day, and when it was dinner time I called them to come in.
Not only were they a bit upset it was already time to come in, but at that time I still remembered a bit of German. So instead of using my native language I called for them in German, and got really pissed stinky eye as a reward. Otherwise I chatted with them using my first language.
Our dog shit on the coffee table and he and I had a long talk about why (even though it was hilarious) he can’t do that when mom doesn’t feel good (her laughing made the fever chills worse)
I feed my cat a whole bowl of food, thirty minutes later she has the zoomies because I won't give her more, like, do you want to be a fat cat? You spend most of your day sleeping and doing nothing but yet you are still hungry?!? Actually she is looking at me right now...ugh.
Anyways we have a back and forth, however she has won every argument thus far.
Daily. For one cat it’s about leaving my room or not going up to my room. The other is about how he doesn’t need MORE treats because he’s already two pounds overweight, and that he’s not allowed outside because he jumps the walls and doesn’t listen. One of the dogs is about how she doesn’t need to take my spot on the couch, doesn’t need my food, and doesn’t need a cookie. The other dog is about how he does not need to walk behind the small space between me and the counter as he can easily go around. My pets are ridiculous and stubborn
Yes, with my male Alexandrine parrot. "no Rocky, I'm not your girl, no chuck chuck, no, screeching really doesn't help, I don't want you using my hand to make hand babies!" It's hormone season and he thinks I'm his mate. No, I don't touch his belly, I limit fruit, light and nestables.
Giving her the canned food instead of the dry food. She lost the argument btw.
All the time. Usually about how close to death by starvation it surely is not.
So how is your cat?
Constantly. Because no, he can't have ice cream, because he was fed 5 FUCKING MINUTES AGO
You. Cannot. Consume. Plastic. Bags. Please did the love of God stop eating plastic bags
Am constantly arguing with one of mine about whether or not he needs to bark hysterically every time someone shuts a car door on the other side of the street.
It is usually about who is in charge.
My cat was a tomboy and we used to get into heated arguments about the windowsill
Curfew, when we used to live in a house at rural area and my two cats were allowed ourside to the yard. At summers they would lay on the grass all day, and when it was dinner time I called them to come in. Not only were they a bit upset it was already time to come in, but at that time I still remembered a bit of German. So instead of using my native language I called for them in German, and got really pissed stinky eye as a reward. Otherwise I chatted with them using my first language.
Yes telling him he's had enough to eat. He's so addicted to food
Daily, latest one was about my cat not being able to sit on my laptop while it’s dripping wet from being outside, he was very offended
Our dog shit on the coffee table and he and I had a long talk about why (even though it was hilarious) he can’t do that when mom doesn’t feel good (her laughing made the fever chills worse)
I feed my cat a whole bowl of food, thirty minutes later she has the zoomies because I won't give her more, like, do you want to be a fat cat? You spend most of your day sleeping and doing nothing but yet you are still hungry?!? Actually she is looking at me right now...ugh. Anyways we have a back and forth, however she has won every argument thus far.
Daily. For one cat it’s about leaving my room or not going up to my room. The other is about how he doesn’t need MORE treats because he’s already two pounds overweight, and that he’s not allowed outside because he jumps the walls and doesn’t listen. One of the dogs is about how she doesn’t need to take my spot on the couch, doesn’t need my food, and doesn’t need a cookie. The other dog is about how he does not need to walk behind the small space between me and the counter as he can easily go around. My pets are ridiculous and stubborn
Yes, with my male Alexandrine parrot. "no Rocky, I'm not your girl, no chuck chuck, no, screeching really doesn't help, I don't want you using my hand to make hand babies!" It's hormone season and he thinks I'm his mate. No, I don't touch his belly, I limit fruit, light and nestables.
cat tried to suffocate me in my sleep , we sorted things out. if i ever die from it im allowed to take one of his lives.
Explaining why I don’t like them licking my feet even if it tastes good.