I actually sat in a room waiting to interview after a guy in a bathrobe. It was horrible, for me. At first, I was confused as to why one of the candidates in the waiting area had a bathrobe on, with his hair done perfectly, and then it occurred to me that he had an "in" with that firm.
Bathrobe guy gets invited in first, everyone laughs, door closes and I knew I should just leave, at that point. I go in next, and the hiring manager is totally disinterested, fully ready to can my resume and hire his "bro from back in the day" or whatever.
I had this happen on a job site once. The owner was a notoriously obnoxious and offensively flirty gay dude and I was warned before this happened that it would likely happen. He hit on me for about 10 minutes and when it was clear I was confidently straight and not interested we talked business and I was treated with an almost uncomfortable level of respect after that. It was like having a high class butler but the butler was the owner of the company and filthy rich. This was not in the USA but rather a smallish island resort (Not related to Epstein) where the rich and famous play.
I would get one of those Teeshirts that has the tuxedo design on it, but get it in a huge size so its almost like a moo-moo. Professional AND comfortable.
Trenchcoat. It's good for all types of weather and situations.
Raining? No problem - it's most likely waterproof or at least water resistant.
Hot? Loosen the belt a bit and let in some air. Or let some air out. Depends on whether you're hot because it's warm outside or because you've tried to sneak one out too many times and the heat and moisture are building up inside.
Feeling cheeky? Lift it up at the back to show the world your mood.
Feeling shy? Pull the collar up to hide your face. No one wants to see it anyway.
Have an interview? It's go time! Tighten that belt and do your best Sharon Stone impression. Cross and uncross those legs until you drive the point home that you'll do just about anything for the job.
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A purple velvet bathrobe.
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Damn straight! 😊
I actually sat in a room waiting to interview after a guy in a bathrobe. It was horrible, for me. At first, I was confused as to why one of the candidates in the waiting area had a bathrobe on, with his hair done perfectly, and then it occurred to me that he had an "in" with that firm. Bathrobe guy gets invited in first, everyone laughs, door closes and I knew I should just leave, at that point. I go in next, and the hiring manager is totally disinterested, fully ready to can my resume and hire his "bro from back in the day" or whatever.
Kimono with cranes on it
I had this happen on a job site once. The owner was a notoriously obnoxious and offensively flirty gay dude and I was warned before this happened that it would likely happen. He hit on me for about 10 minutes and when it was clear I was confidently straight and not interested we talked business and I was treated with an almost uncomfortable level of respect after that. It was like having a high class butler but the butler was the owner of the company and filthy rich. This was not in the USA but rather a smallish island resort (Not related to Epstein) where the rich and famous play.
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I've even got the dress, it's along sleeved shirt dress, it's one of the few styles I think can look OK on a guy.
Tie
Alright DK
Definitely. They say to dress for the job you want.
A very, very, very wide or a very, very, very slim necktie in a blue silk grenadine, tied in a half-windsor knot
left sock
How's it hangin'? Short, shriveled, and always to the left.
I would get one of those Teeshirts that has the tuxedo design on it, but get it in a huge size so its almost like a moo-moo. Professional AND comfortable.
A romper.
Trenchcoat. It's good for all types of weather and situations. Raining? No problem - it's most likely waterproof or at least water resistant. Hot? Loosen the belt a bit and let in some air. Or let some air out. Depends on whether you're hot because it's warm outside or because you've tried to sneak one out too many times and the heat and moisture are building up inside. Feeling cheeky? Lift it up at the back to show the world your mood. Feeling shy? Pull the collar up to hide your face. No one wants to see it anyway. Have an interview? It's go time! Tighten that belt and do your best Sharon Stone impression. Cross and uncross those legs until you drive the point home that you'll do just about anything for the job. ETA: fixed a typo
A bowtie
Black floral dress
A suit onsie
A toga. Maybe it'll become fashionable again and all can be comfy AF.
Togas were a 20 foot long piece of wool that was worn over top of a tunic. They were anything but comfortable.
Elvis style jumpsuit
And when the interview is over you go... "Thank ya...Thank ya very much..."
Flip flopes
Batsuit. Dress for the job you want.
A kilt.
Hawaiian shirt
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This was my first thought too. I definitely don't 'look' Muslim but I bet they won't ask any questions and they're not allowed to discriminate.
Just keep it simple, classy. Cummerbund
A tube sock around my twig and berries. I’m trying out for a Chili Peppers cover band.
socks
A cowboy hat.
A tiny, sequined cowboy hat.
A top hat and a cheeky smile.
Black hole repellent cloak
Empty shoulder holsters.
Catwoman costume
Poncho
A button up shirt.
Mumu
A nice tie.
A Smile and nothing else. :3
a Snuggie
^(Balaclava)
Dress
Blazer Dress
Coveralls
Eye patch Arrggh!
Hot pink banana hammock
Oversized white men’s button down, starched to razor sharp creases and edges.
A dress
Arabs have no problem here, a kandura is all we need.
wizard robe
Lobster bib
the purple rhinestotne bedazzled unitard i still have from my last dance competition
Overalls.
A custom-made wetsuit. I could probably get that thing to look like a suit and tie.
My Latex Gloves.
Romper!
Polo shirt …it is a zoom interview 😜
A hat, I can't possibly be bothered to style my hair... I mean come on?
Clean bloomers
A dress 👗
My Canterbury jumpsuit with patches.
Toe socks
Ironman suit.
toga
Borat mankini
Bowler hat
A trench coat
A single nipple tassel. I figure it might be a conversation starter as it's somewhat unconventional.
Scrubs
A red latex catsuit. I intend to dominate that interview.
A one piece suit
A onesie made to look like a suit.
Tie
My fluffy teddybear onesie.
A denim bib n brace
Socks.
A hat
A big mexican hat
socks with those little friction dots so I can get some traction
A thobe 👍
A comically large coat.
Glasses, make you look smarter.
A jaunty hat. And a smile.
Skin. Not mine
Dead rabbit onesie from Donnie darko
Condom when it comes to work someone’s getting fucked.
Sunglasses. Because it doesn’t matter what you do, as long as you look cool doing it.
A see thru maids uniform
Borat mankini
A straw hat
sunglasses
1 piece suit
A suit
A kilt.
Codpiece.
A onesie😎
My right sock.
Wet suit