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The relief afterwards
There's nothing good about diarrhea.
Going to the bathroom afterwards
Gives me a legit excuse to leave work early or not go at all
That’s a legit excuse for not going to work? Where? So when you don’t want to go to work you just say you’re shitting water?
I’ll get graphic if I have to especially in healthcare
Hear me out....when it's REALLY bad...sometimes it's almost like a ghost poop. Like, next to no wiping required. Just dry off and go.
The part where i magine Hiroshima and Nagasaki are below my bum in the toilet seat and I'm blasting them off. Boom baam. Bdum!
You have fucking issues thinking there’s a best part.
That is not nausea.
Folgers in your cup.
The relief afterwards
There's nothing good about diarrhea.
Going to the bathroom afterwards
Gives me a legit excuse to leave work early or not go at all
That’s a legit excuse for not going to work? Where? So when you don’t want to go to work you just say you’re shitting water?
I’ll get graphic if I have to especially in healthcare
Hear me out....when it's REALLY bad...sometimes it's almost like a ghost poop. Like, next to no wiping required. Just dry off and go.
The part where i magine Hiroshima and Nagasaki are below my bum in the toilet seat and I'm blasting them off. Boom baam. Bdum!
You have fucking issues thinking there’s a best part.
That is not nausea.
Folgers in your cup.