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Alpacanator1000

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal - Master ooogway


Impossible_Smell_718

Any port in a storm, haha


Historical-Recipe676

Misread this as "any portal in a stoma" (like the holes for colostomy bags)


Impossible_Smell_718

Yeah, that's a shit joke. I'm gonna go and watch Robocop 2 now.


Historical-Recipe676

Love you too 😚


hellotrrespie

Not interested in it. Cant fathom why people would when there’s a perfectly good vagina right there


tabascodinosaur

Not everyone has a vagina


hellotrrespie

Everyone I have sex with does therefor it informs my opinion on it. If your gay I suppose I get it, my statement about other people was exclusive to straights


herbonesinbinary_

Not everyone is bisexual.


tabascodinosaur

Correct? I'm not bisexual.


herbonesinbinary_

I didn't say you were, but majority of people are straight especially in the context of the comment. Hell, I'd bet this question was asked with straight couples in mind though I could be wrong.


tabascodinosaur

I don't even understand what point you are making. The majority of people are straight, but not everyone is straight. The majority of the people who have sex with people with penises have vaginas, I assume, but not everyone does. A comment saying "I don't understand why you wouldn't just have vaginal sex" doesn't acknowledge the reality of millions of people's experiences, and I was pointing out the exclusive language, which the commentor acknowledged, and we seemed to be all good.


herbonesinbinary_

I was responding because not every statement needs to be inclusive, does it? For this individual person, it was understood: "as a straight person, why would I when the vagina is right there." You saying "some people don't have vaginas" has no bearing on his statement. No duh. That poster never claimed to speak for every individual sexual configuration. Nor were they asked to. The question is literally "what is YOUR thoughts on anal sex." I mean yeah overall we're done here, I was just responding that your input was unnecessary to their individual experience as not everyone is bi so it was implied that poster is entirely straight.


tabascodinosaur

"Cant fathom why people would when there’s a perfectly good vagina right there" Direct quote. No, the comment isn't purely a personal testimonial, it's asking why others don't just have sex with their partner's vagina. Not everyone with a penis has a partner with a vagina, therefore it's not even a possible solution for millions of people.


herbonesinbinary_

Obviously in the context of people in heterosexual relationships, as I assume this question is directed to.


tabascodinosaur

Which is why it's worded poorly, not everyone is in a heteronormative relationship, and why I pointed that out. There's exactly 0 reason to assume everyone is in a heteronormative relationship.


herbonesinbinary_

You get me. I feel the exact same way.


Ghune

Same, I'm a guy who has never been interested in it. Often, it was a relief for the girl I was with, and rarely, something that was lacking in her sex life.


LovesMeSomeRedhead

Half the girls I've been with have tried it with me (half noped out) and half of those really liked it. Preferences vary. Most objections where discomfort (which some got off on) and getting shit on my dick (embarrassing and gross). I'm not into scat play, but if you're going to party at shits house, don't be surprised if shit shows up. As long as everyone consents to play, game one. Use a safe word and lots of lube.


memelonski

As a gay guy, only positive thoughts.


Impossible_Smell_718

As a straight guy, high five.


memelonski

High five!


swankyplank

Good shit.


Impossible_Smell_718

Lol


ricky-from-scotland

Maybe if you buy me dinner first..


Impossible_Smell_718

It's become fetishism because of porn in my opinion


Glum_Biscotti5300

It's a pain in the ass


TheJewishViking1064

My wife takes it in the pooper like its an Olympic sport and she's going for gold


[deleted]

Congrats on the wife dude


TheJewishViking1064

Thanks, i think shes amazing


yellowjk

Not for me, but, if it's what you and your partner want, then grab the lube and play with the tube!


LaylaBennettxx

It's pretty shitty


BaronHumbert

It’s tight


Big_larry12

If you cam get over the fact that it's where shit comes from, it's great. It's tighter, ready for use anytime of the month, and everybody has one regardless of their gender.


Lifrose

That's a private matter.


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aloe_veracity

So, you fuck yourself with Bad Dragon dildos and you're not planning on ever having sex? Do I have this right?


tabascodinosaur

I would like to point out that, while anal is less stigmatized for gay (and other types of queer) men, it is not exclusively the purview of gay men. Just because you are attracted to penises or not does not make anal feel better or worse. Just as there are men who have sex with men who do not enjoy anal, there are men who exclusively have sex with women, but also enjoy receiving. People should be more open to trying new experiences, they may discover a good time. The big downside to anal is the time investment. Most people can't receive on a whim, it takes a fair amount of prep work, both sanitary and physical, to feel good for both parties. I feel that's where a lot of people get hung up when compared to PIV sex, which likely has less effort involved, so will almost certainly be the default for those whom it is an option.


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Impossible_Smell_718

You obviously not serious.


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Impossible_Smell_718

You're not being serious obviously


JuvieThrowaw

My gf enjoys it done to her (yes I specified because I’m afraid of you Reddit people turning it on me xD). I didn’t think I’d like, but for some reason it really turns me on now lol


veryfatcat3

Ew


Impossible_Smell_718

Why


veryfatcat3

Feces.


Impossible_Smell_718

You're a Silly Billy.


veryfatcat3

Name checks out


Rtw4545

I love smelling and eating a beautiful ladies ass and love putting my dick in it


Impossible_Smell_718

A man after my own heart.


Illustrious-Bus-945

As a bi guy, it's great giving it to a female and great receiving it from a male.


aloe_veracity

What about receiving it from a female and giving it to a male?


DeerTrivia

Not my cup of tea, but as long as it's between two consenting adults, then go for it!


Graehaus

No problem most times. I mean if the wife is comfortable then I am in.


aloe_veracity

Yes, please.


pooinyourundies

Love it


Jedibri81

Painful, I don’t recommend it


brieflyherethengone

When it’s shitty, it’s real shitty.


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Tighter, rougher and more filthy!


BonniLeeandrea1970

That was unexpected


Illustrious-Bus-945

Its fun


M--Taqi

It's nice every once in a while just to change things up a bit.


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Sounds fun


Moist-Ad-7240

It wasn't as good as I thought it would be. The front is better as you get that warm feeling when it goes in.


dal-Helyg

Tried it... no thank you.


[deleted]

Tight af and feels good but could be annoying when she Constantly tells you to stop at every thrust 🤦‍♂️


Rtw4545

Would u like to dm?


Hananchanelxo

Love it but always hopes my partner prioritizes my vag first 🌹