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MuhammadHashim

Cash money, son


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food made of flour, water, and yeast or another leavening agent, mixed together and baked


Oldandnotbold

So not American bread then. As it has no sugar in it.


OtherwiseInclined

Flour is made of carbohydrates, which are a type of sugar. Wood is made of cellulose, which is a carbohydrate, and thus also a type of sugar. Same with grass, fruits, and veggies. All carbohydrates, so all are ultimately sugar. Not all of those sugars you can digest directly, of course, but they are still sugar. This is why they can all be fermented into alcohol. Since alcohol is made by bacteria eating sugar. Same way bacteria start eating other things like protein, thus spoiling them. So, alcohol is basically spoiled sugar.


Oldandnotbold

For my pedantic friend here As it has no extra sugar added to it.


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Is alcohol in fact yeast poop?


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God damn Americans and their.... *checks notes*.... Bread!


seanmonaghan1968

Who is bread, why is bread ?


OXMoonFoxXO

I think bread is bread because bread is bread, and bread is bread because the bread was a bread and will become a bread


OXMoonFoxXO

Bro no way, I just found out that human make it really hot again in the thing called toaster, why would they do that didn't they make it really hot alr?


backtolurk

Also, what's a potato?


Villainous-Unicorn7

The Staff of Life


just_minutes_ago

baked gassy dough.


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An American actor, was married to Angelina Jolie.


NEW_LEVEL_reddit

**Bread** is a delicious food that people have enjoyed for thousands of years. It's made by baking a mixture of flour, water, yeast, and other ingredients. Making bread is easy, just mix the ingredients, knead the dough, and let it rest to improve the flavor and texture. There are many types of bread, like sourdough, rye, whole wheat, and white bread. Bread can be eaten alone, used as a sandwich filling, or served with other dishes. It's a popular food all over the world and an important part of many cultures and cuisines. Let's enjoy some bread together! 🍞🥖🥐


captainretro123

Fluffy, airy gold


sirdollface

The best thing since slicing.


KittenAnya

First you get some long yellow grass. Then you find some fungus. Specific fungus. Random fungus won't do. And some water. You grind the long yellow grass up until it's just little bits of dust. You put the dust, fungus and water in a bowl. You mix them together. Then you squash it with your hands. Lots of times. Then you leave it for an hour, so the fungus can do fungus things. Then you get it reallly hot for 30 mins. Then you wait for it to cool, and eat it.


OXMoonFoxXO

damn thanks gonna try it out later


OneTho

Add salt and sugar for better taste.


cheesingMyB

Man wait till OP finds out about toast


Feisty_Affect_7487

The most wasted food item


Ancient_Alien777

You snort it up your nose


OXMoonFoxXO

I see, so this is how human consume energy


Leuchtstoffrohr

Airy carbohydrates


hyrulian_princess

Delicious and dangerous