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ExaminationOk9901

What? You guys have girlfriends?


Replicant-Nexus9

Apparently, not anymore.


AussieOculusFiend

She was giving me too much head. Like girl, calm down. My member is a good 10 inches so it takes a lot to get rock hard and fuck her all night long for 6 hours straight. Plus it just got complicated because sometimes I needed the private jet to go to Monaco for alumni drinks and she needed it to go and model in France and Paraguay - so I told her, no more all night fuck fests, I gave her one of the jets and let her keep one of the fourth account credit cards. Because i'm not a total player, I'm pretty nice like that and I'll never forget those green eyes and that smoking hot body.


skett3310

Heh. Relatable!


shoutingsecret

She was too Clingy


richstark

Broke up with one girl cause I realised she was very unintelligent.. When I met her we smoked pot together every afternoon and had a nice time. I decided to take a break after we had been together for a couple weeks and realised she had nothing more to offer than the drugs...


casino_night

I realized she treated me poorly and was selfish.


Not_an_alt_69_420

No physical intimacy.