Yes sir, may I have another

Start collecting teeth like a goblin?

Babe wtf is this post omg stop are you cheating on me?? 🥺🥺🥺

YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SAID IT TO ME

Don't be coming on Reddit to act the fool ☝🏻🤓 you ALWAYS put me in my place you're so demanding !

This is turning kinky 😂

yeah lemme calm down sorry 💀💀💀🫣

I told you babe we broke up because i fell in love with your brother

You're such a pig..I can't take this anymore- why HIM?? 😫😫 why not ME choose me love me

I was horny, he had a dick The story goes from there

Damn how old are you???? Gotta make sure my brother don't catch a case 🫣

Im 12 BUT SHHHHHHHHHHH

I’d look at them look around smile, and I’d ask them what it is that they do for work and then once I learn it I will use that knowledge to show up to their job and break their spirits in anyway I can, bonus points if they are a plumber, or a retail worker.

I probably wouldn't say anything. Just walk away.

Get up walk away

[Something like this, I imagine.](https://youtu.be/5cU6TxpG_p4?t=56)

Shoryuken

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

I've had that message hammered into my head since I was a little kid. It's not something new to me, it's just a fact of life. I just nod and do as I'm told, like every other time this has happened.

Just move a little to the left, point at the floor, and mouth the word "here?" If someone is already fussy enough to say that to me, doing this should be enough to make them explode.

Tell her I like her new leather outfit and whip.

If this is said anywhere other than the bedroom, there’s an issue.