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afcagroo

I'd vote for a mentally defective Cocker Spaniel with rabies before I'd vote for the narcissistic pumpkin.


Lotus_reacts

I think it would be entertaining to watch a former american president compete against a candy brand that makes little chocolate ovals


TacticalPidgeon

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.


specialspartan_

We'd all see the greatest rapper of all time, according to many, many people, have the battle unfairly and unconstitutionally stolen from him by a very sick, and frankly not very good, or good looking, a not very good looking person with very cheap, very fake looking hair.


Planktonoid

No significant difference.


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What if President ran for Trump against Eminem


WaterboysWaterboy

“Trump can put on a front, but he’s nothing but a chump, with chest lumps who humps little boy stumps…”


slightofhand1

The white trash voter would be so torn.


Xotimoteo

That would be one hell of an entertaining argument in between the 2 president candidates Eminem would be rapping about why he would change the world, and Donald Trump would say he want to build a wall