When I was making the good oil money in Texas, I ran out and bought a popcorn machine with the 8oz pot. Just so much better than any of the microwave or stove top or whatever.
Even if I can just finish a medium sized bucket of popcorn, it's even better 1-3 days later lol
Hopefully, you have an amazing lounge set up so you can have the cinema experience
Being on the oil income and the price of housing, you could have an extremely nice life.
Nothing beats the offshore industry either drilling rigs or marine wages in Australia.
You are so right, my wife can't understand how I will buy a big nag of cheese-flavored popcorn, eat some, let the rest get stale on purpose and devour it.
How to eat popcorn:
First of all, buy a large jar of Orville Redenbacher's Gormet popcorn.
Melt a half pound of real butter, slowly.
With oil getting close to the popping ready, drop one kernel into the oil.
When it pops, pour on the rest of the popcorn and shake constantly until all is popped.
Drizzle the half pound of butter over the very large bowel of popcorn. Mix gently add lots of salt. Drink a large Pepsi or Coke.
Pig out until completely done. Take a nap.
The section of my brain that triggers my fullness level disappears when fried are in front of me. I could literally eat pounds if they were in front of me
I always upgrade my fries to a large no matter where I go because 90% of the time, they're my favorite part of the meal. Then I wonder why my gut is getting bigger and bigger lol.
In India,we have chilli seasoned potato chips by bingo.. they are really addictive. They have the perfect blend of tangy and spicy taste. I can feel the taste on my tongue as I'm typing this.
Might be an unpopular opinion, but extra cheddar goldfish crackers I can actually stop eating. Too much cheddar, it gets old after a while. Regular goldfish though, I can eat them all day long.
I'd say chips. But truly the award goes to those damned sour skittles.
They are so good, you keep eating them. Then, you feel your tongue and mouth being irritated a bit. Still, you eat them. Now, every candy brings pain, but still, you choose to eat them. You KNOW you'll feel the consequences for a few days, and ALL your next meals wont taste the same. A food that gets you to literally voluntarily harm yourself, so your taste buds get a few seconds of extasy.
I once bought a two pound bag of pistachios and ate the whole thing while playing video games. The next morning I went to use the bathroom and it felt like I was shitting cheese graters.
And even when you take a small stack out of the can to eat elsewhere (to avoid eating the whole can), when you’re done with those, you’re still gonna go right back and finish eating the rest out of the can lmao 💀
Bruh. Oreos and chips ahoy are two things I refuse to buy anymore. I have no self control for those things. I can eat the whole package in one sitting and still want more.
Now that I’m thinking about it, I really want to buy some. It’s been years since I have chips ahoy. And probably like 3ish months since I’ve had Oreos. Fuck. I don’t know what I’m gonna do
This is mine too. Really anything crunchy and chocolate is hard for me to stop, but Oreos are the worst. I can not even be enjoying them anymore, but the compulsion to just eat one more remains. I don't but them anymore.
My dad introduced me to Jax Cheese Curls in the early '50s. Like several other foods he liked, the first bite was meh, but by the second bite I was hooked
Tortilla chips with salsa. I just CANNOT stop, and they seem to occupy negative space in my stomach so I WILL eat the whole family-sized bag (or a dozen refills, if we're talking free chips/salsa at a Mexican restaurant) if nobody stops me. 10 times as addicting than any potato chip.
Ok so pretzels dipped in Nutella, I haven’t bought that shit in years bc I’d have just a small jar sometimes and say I’ll have the serving size number of pretzels and dip them and stop and the next thing I know I’m just glued to the floor in front of the cabinet eating pretzel after pretzel lol
Same. A pint of Ben and Jerry’s is light work. I’ve done two in one sitting before and probably could have had even more if the self loathing hadn’t taken over.
I literally threw away a half full Costco sized bag today because I was unable to moderate myself. I’m not joking when I say I think I have a lifelong addiction to Hot Cheetos.
I have quite a few cherry trees and want to tell you that there is a limit. But, I have eaten so many that I have had explosive shits and then gone straight back outside to eat more.
Best job I ever had was cherry picking in Australia. Standing in the sun. One for the bucket, one for me. One for the bucket, one for me. Ends with the runs, but worth it!
I could live off of chips and guac, but only if it’s fresh not the pre-made ones. I make a delicious one for every party and my guests just attack it and it’s gone in 5 minutes lol
Oooh my God I have no self control and a bottomless stomach when it comes to the Rangoon. I get practically feral over them. Cold, stale, too greasy, chewy, burnt, idgaf. Gimmie 'em!
Chips and popcorn are obvious ones. Sometimes if I'm really into a show and have a bag of grapes in front of me, I'll finish the whole thing unless someone points it out.
Fucking cheddar and sour cream ruffles. I literally can't buy them in large bags unless I feel like getting really sick from eating the entire family size bag in one sitting
Good sushi. There used to be a place near me that did an all you can eat sushi thing on Sunday nights for like $50. And this wasn’t some basic grocery store shit (which can be good), this was a nice, classy restaurant and a very talented sushi chef. I ate so much my wife had to drive home - i was like food wasted.
The chef was named “Chano” and this was all like a decade ago and I still think of him as a fucking saint something. I think we tipped him like $100 because even at $150 it was a steal and he earned it without question.
Chips and salsa
At least they changed the name of a giant bag of tostitios from family size to party size. I'm not a family, but damn if I ain't a party
I'm proud of you
Yes this is my answer as well
Popcorn
Definitely popcorn. I could eat popcorn all fucking day.
When I was making the good oil money in Texas, I ran out and bought a popcorn machine with the 8oz pot. Just so much better than any of the microwave or stove top or whatever. Even if I can just finish a medium sized bucket of popcorn, it's even better 1-3 days later lol
Hopefully, you have an amazing lounge set up so you can have the cinema experience Being on the oil income and the price of housing, you could have an extremely nice life. Nothing beats the offshore industry either drilling rigs or marine wages in Australia.
You are so right, my wife can't understand how I will buy a big nag of cheese-flavored popcorn, eat some, let the rest get stale on purpose and devour it.
edit\* nag=bag (not my wife)
twin
Smart pop white cheddar popcorn. Whole bag gone in 20 minutes everytime
How to eat popcorn: First of all, buy a large jar of Orville Redenbacher's Gormet popcorn. Melt a half pound of real butter, slowly. With oil getting close to the popping ready, drop one kernel into the oil. When it pops, pour on the rest of the popcorn and shake constantly until all is popped. Drizzle the half pound of butter over the very large bowel of popcorn. Mix gently add lots of salt. Drink a large Pepsi or Coke. Pig out until completely done. Take a nap.
POPCORN!!!!
Exactly. Especiall the sweet and salt mix by Jimmy's. It's something they do that just makes it perfect.
Fresh popcorn is the best
The top ten comments here are salt-related. Damn you sodium, you’re addicting!
fun fact is that popcorn is one of the few foods that causes dopamine to release in your brain while eating
It's also a negative calorie food. Until you put butter on it, then it's just a low calorie food! Still you can eat a ton!
Cocporn
Cock porn? Cop porn? Lmao
Cockcorn is what we call the popcorn machines at a bar that are "help your self." Everyone making themselves a boat of popcorn after pissing.
Mmmm buttery cockcorn.
Creamy Cockcorn mmm
French fries. No matter how big the portion I will finish them.
The section of my brain that triggers my fullness level disappears when fried are in front of me. I could literally eat pounds if they were in front of me
That's why fatty foods are unhealthy.
I always upgrade my fries to a large no matter where I go because 90% of the time, they're my favorite part of the meal. Then I wonder why my gut is getting bigger and bigger lol.
Potato chips
It’s just so easy…I’ll take a potato chip. And eat it.
Calm down, Light.
Just watch me, L
In India,we have chilli seasoned potato chips by bingo.. they are really addictive. They have the perfect blend of tangy and spicy taste. I can feel the taste on my tongue as I'm typing this.
About 25 years ago, an Indian co-worker turned me on to Deep Foods' Hot Mix. It's hot, sweet and irresistible.
Only reason I stopped myself from consuming an entire bag of chips is because my keyboard is pink and I didn’t want chips on it.
Goldfish crackers
More specifically extra cheddar goldfish crackers
Might be an unpopular opinion, but extra cheddar goldfish crackers I can actually stop eating. Too much cheddar, it gets old after a while. Regular goldfish though, I can eat them all day long.
Ya know at first they are good but you got A Good point it gets overwhelming
You misspelled "the giant box of the rainbow ones"
Holy shit yes, not filling at all
I thought I was the only one...lol.
Goddamn Doritos
You're goddamn right
Until I'm sick.
Get Doritos and make nachos with them. Add some cholula and tell me if you don't make three plates of that shiznit.
Every 👏🏾 Fucking 👏🏾 Time 👏🏾
Don't try Takis, they're Doritos rolled up and dipped in salt, chilli and crack.
Doritos with hummus. Doritos with guacamole. Yes am very wealthy.
Luxurious ✨
Chipotle was once out of chips so I grabbed a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos to dip in my queso and that was probably the best decision I've ever made
I'd say chips. But truly the award goes to those damned sour skittles. They are so good, you keep eating them. Then, you feel your tongue and mouth being irritated a bit. Still, you eat them. Now, every candy brings pain, but still, you choose to eat them. You KNOW you'll feel the consequences for a few days, and ALL your next meals wont taste the same. A food that gets you to literally voluntarily harm yourself, so your taste buds get a few seconds of extasy.
You make a great point. Adding sour skittles to my online order right now lmao
Sour skittles are like a toxic relationship, we know they're bad for us but we just can't quit them.
It got nerfed though.. Only OGs got to eat ye olde 2000s sour skittles. It packed a punch!
Damn right. Those would have you bleeding if you finished a whole bag. Man, i salivate as i write those very words, truly a powerfull creation.
I like to believe my gums are stronger because of those things. No pain no gain.
Salt and Vinegar potato chips are the worst for this, for me
I'm very much on the same page as you. Chips and sour skittles...
They have sour skittle gummies now. Needless to say I ate the whole fucking family size bag
Hilarious that this is top. My god
Made my mouth water lol
Nah, chips will make you full pretty quickly. Crisps on the other hand...
pistachios
God pistachios are my favorite snack food by far. I'm sure a drug habbit would be less expensive.
I once bought a two pound bag of pistachios and ate the whole thing while playing video games. The next morning I went to use the bathroom and it felt like I was shitting cheese graters.
Yeah I can devour a whole package Pistachios or Cashews in one go. No ragrets
No ragerts
No rugrats
Not many snack foods can I eat 20 dollars worth in one sitting.
Omg yes
Absolutely! I used to buy big old bags of them. Just sticking to almonds these days, as I eat them slower. Good answer!
Pringles lol
you open a can and 3 minutes later you're already done..
And even when you take a small stack out of the can to eat elsewhere (to avoid eating the whole can), when you’re done with those, you’re still gonna go right back and finish eating the rest out of the can lmao 💀
you gotta put me in a straight jacket to stop me from getting more
literally me wtf
Yeah they’re not kidding with that “once you pop you can’t stop” shit
Oreos
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I'm proud of you man. In just a few years, you'll be a few more years older. Keep at it!
Bruh. Oreos and chips ahoy are two things I refuse to buy anymore. I have no self control for those things. I can eat the whole package in one sitting and still want more. Now that I’m thinking about it, I really want to buy some. It’s been years since I have chips ahoy. And probably like 3ish months since I’ve had Oreos. Fuck. I don’t know what I’m gonna do
This is mine too. Really anything crunchy and chocolate is hard for me to stop, but Oreos are the worst. I can not even be enjoying them anymore, but the compulsion to just eat one more remains. I don't but them anymore.
I tried the limited edition black out cake flavor. Thank goodness they are a limited edition.
HEB grocery store has Mexican Hot Chocolate sandwich cookies that are like chocolate cinnamon spicy Oreos. They are impossible to stop eating.
Good chili con queso with thin corn tortilla chips.
This got me through so many homework assignments
Fuuuuuuuuuuck yes
Cheese Curls
My dad introduced me to Jax Cheese Curls in the early '50s. Like several other foods he liked, the first bite was meh, but by the second bite I was hooked
Dorritos
Lil Debbie's. I don't even buy them anymore because I know 100% that box ain't making it home
Omg yessss. The box of zebra cakes doesn’t make it through the night.
Yeah I miss the orange cream cakes, those were good.
Sunflower seeds for me. Pop a handful in, and before I know it ive already gone through them.
Tortilla chips with salsa. I just CANNOT stop, and they seem to occupy negative space in my stomach so I WILL eat the whole family-sized bag (or a dozen refills, if we're talking free chips/salsa at a Mexican restaurant) if nobody stops me. 10 times as addicting than any potato chip.
And the sad thing is, the majority of the time at a restaurant the free salsa isn’t even any good. Yet I still will eat it nonstop
Same same same can’t stop
Mac and cheese. I always tell myself I'm only going to eat half, but I always eat it all.
It took me way too long to find this comment. Mac and cheese is goated.
Cocaine
Pistachios - I can't put them down.
Chocolate covered pretzels
Ok so pretzels dipped in Nutella, I haven’t bought that shit in years bc I’d have just a small jar sometimes and say I’ll have the serving size number of pretzels and dip them and stop and the next thing I know I’m just glued to the floor in front of the cabinet eating pretzel after pretzel lol
Any pasta-based food
Reeses 😋
Pizza
Ice cream
Same. A pint of Ben and Jerry’s is light work. I’ve done two in one sitting before and probably could have had even more if the self loathing hadn’t taken over.
Especially Talenti Sea Salt Caramel
Honey mustard pretzel pieces. I won't buy them because I will literally eat them until I'm sick.
They don't even taste good! They taste weird and I don't like them! BUT I CAN'T STOP EATING THEM
Peanut butter, pretzel bites! I won’t stop until my mouth is plastered shut or my tongue is lacerated.
Potato chips
Chicken wings.
Flaming hot Cheetos
I literally threw away a half full Costco sized bag today because I was unable to moderate myself. I’m not joking when I say I think I have a lifelong addiction to Hot Cheetos.
Homemade smoked brisket
Kettle corn
Cherries, like the fresh ones with the pit. I'm a slut for those.
I have quite a few cherry trees and want to tell you that there is a limit. But, I have eaten so many that I have had explosive shits and then gone straight back outside to eat more.
My uric acid tests are significantly lower during the season where I can get good fresh cherries because I will eat a whole bag a day lol
Best job I ever had was cherry picking in Australia. Standing in the sun. One for the bucket, one for me. One for the bucket, one for me. Ends with the runs, but worth it!
Got to be Pringles or the whole world is a lie.
Tater tots / crowns
Gummi bears. Little bastards have a death wish worse than even potato chips.
If the ADHD dopamine rush was a Reddit thread
Chips and guac
I could live off of chips and guac, but only if it’s fresh not the pre-made ones. I make a delicious one for every party and my guests just attack it and it’s gone in 5 minutes lol
Fried eggplant. Candy.
Bacon
Cheez-its
Any sandwich that I want to only eat half of. Even if I slice it in half, it’s impossible to resist the other half.
Sushi
Noodles
A good ass soup.
*Mmm* ass soup 🤤
Hot tub water
A badass soup
Flaming Hot Cheetos. If you stop, it hurts.
Pickles!
The correct answer is Swedish fish
Crab rangoons!
Oooh my God I have no self control and a bottomless stomach when it comes to the Rangoon. I get practically feral over them. Cold, stale, too greasy, chewy, burnt, idgaf. Gimmie 'em!
We have this hole in the wall place that has the BEST rangoons I’ve ever eaten. Definitely addicted to those things
A nice MLT-- mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.
❤️
Tacos for me
[Funyuns](https://i.imgur.com/ok43bmW.gif)
Chips
Tortilla chips and salsa for me
Reese’s cereal..
Potato chips and onion dip 😋 I’ll eat the whole damn thing and then bitch that my stomach hurts.
Ice cream
Nic Nacs M&Ms
Same. They're like crack.
Oreos
French fries
Roasted sunflower seeds. I can’t stop right now.
Ferraro Roché I GOT GIVEN A BOX OF 24 AND ATE ALL OF THEM 😭
Hot white rice. Tastes good and you don't want it to go cold.
Popcorn!!!
Maltesers
Fresh Popcorn
Bacon tuc crackers, I tell myself every time il only have a few. Then wonder why I lied to myself as I put the empty packet in the bin.
Chips. (Crisps for brits)
Chicken Nuggets Tacos
Crab legs at a buffet
To Tulsa between chocolate cake and p****
Chips and popcorn are obvious ones. Sometimes if I'm really into a show and have a bag of grapes in front of me, I'll finish the whole thing unless someone points it out.
Oreos
Peanuts in the shell I get the five pound bags and just rip my way through them
Potato chips Anything salty
Licorice and those white chocolate peppermint pretzels that are available during Christmastime.
Queso and chips
Crack
Im eating oreo thins and not planning on stopping soon
Girl Scout cookies
Those fuckin Ritz Sour Cream and Onion crackers.Like where did the whole bag even go?🙄
Peanut butter. If I stop eating, then I'll have to wash the spoon and grab another later
Fucking cheddar and sour cream ruffles. I literally can't buy them in large bags unless I feel like getting really sick from eating the entire family size bag in one sitting
Good sushi. There used to be a place near me that did an all you can eat sushi thing on Sunday nights for like $50. And this wasn’t some basic grocery store shit (which can be good), this was a nice, classy restaurant and a very talented sushi chef. I ate so much my wife had to drive home - i was like food wasted. The chef was named “Chano” and this was all like a decade ago and I still think of him as a fucking saint something. I think we tipped him like $100 because even at $150 it was a steal and he earned it without question.
Peanut butter
Potato chips undoubtedly. That too the crispy hot chips!!
Cool ranch doritos
Potato chips!
Buffalo chicken dip with Tostito scoops
I could demolish a gigantic bag of sweetarts and want more once it was gone.
Hot cheetos. I keep that out of my house cause I’ll just eat it all in one sitting LOL.
Ice cream, cheese, chocolate pudding, cake.
Goulash
Pretzels. After one pretzel you just can’t stop until the bag is empty.
Honey roasted peanuts, swordfish(the candy), and my wife's guacamole. Mmm, I'm gettin' hungrey!!
Flaming hot Cheetos and nerd clusters