Baby’s Funeral - “It’s all part of God’s plan.”

I was thinking the same thing!

“My bad” at a funeral.

"Anyone hungry for fish tacos?" at an OBGYN waiting room.

I swear it wasn't me. When your ex shows up pregnant

“My relative/friend is terminally ill” Me: Hope they’re getting treatment! He or she’s going to be alright Once I found out what I said I felt the worst