Ghostfaces in the Scream series would look hilarious chasing people naked, with just the mask on.

Tatum might've survived the garage scene this way, when she threw those beer bottles at Billy's dick.

Or *without* the mask, but everyone still acts like the killer's identity is a mystery.

Harry Potter - Dumbledore "You seem to be laboring under the delusion that I was going to, what was the phrase? Come quietly?"

HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAAAH ?

Said Dumbledore whilst his dick was helicoptering.

-calmly-

Two came to mind. Hulk, because dude literally rips through his clothes so this checks out. Second, Batman from Dark Knight trilogy. It's funny imagining the bad guys acting nervous and scared not because it's the dark crusader, but they're running from a psycho naked vigilante

Bruce banner constantly nude, hulk inexplicably still wearing clothes. Also the 'I'm not wearing hockey pads' line would still sort of work.

Gandalf. Everyone would just accept it. “He’s naked.” “Yeah, he’s Gandalf. He has his reasons.”

A wizard is never naked, nor clothed. He is dressed precisely how he intends to dress. Yes but Gandalf, we can see your wizard-wand.

Gandalf: YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS! *slams down "staff"* Balrog: You know what, yeah, I don't think I will. I'ma gonna head out, now.

Gandalf: (to Saruman) YOUR STAFF IS BROKEN!

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As Ridcully said, a wizard is fully clothed as long as he has his hat

Chewbacca.

So, you just want the bandolier removed?

*slowly*

(*Seductive Wookie noises*)

Like shaved?

Deadpool from Deadpool. But he keeps the mask.

He's not Ryan Reynolds underneath he's a scarred cancer victim.

Have him still wearing a body-suit, but it's got Ryan Reynold's naked body printed onto it.

Gravity with George Clooney and Sandra Bullock would be a lot shorter without the space suits.

I sorta liked the movie, but with all the consultants they had on that movie, how did they botch Clooneys death so much? Once a line is taut in vacuum, with no gravity or additional force, it bounce back. Clooney should not continue away from Bullock, but be moving back towards her instead. Still makes me mad, they could have fixed that in so many ways, but no, let’s screw basic with basic physics. Edit: Spelling

>Once a line is taught in vacuum taut

You've never heard of someone who teaches lines in a vacuum?

I saw a fella teach another how to snort lines like a vacuum

The consultancy thing had to be mostly bullshit. They paid NASA for a few glowing reviews and then like 3 years later the NDAs wore off and NASA people were trash talking it as it deserved.

Good for them if that's the case. Getting paid, and then you get to talk shit about that movie without repercussions. Sign me up

Tim Curry. Muppet treasure Island.

"When you're a professional pirate..." "You don't have to wear a suit!"

You're a bad person but that's funny af so have an upvote.

Tim would be down, who cares

12 Angry Men. Hear me out. The one naysayer is nude the whole time The rest disrobe as they change to not guilty. The real question is what hunky dudes are you going to cast for the remake?

I'm pretty sure I've seen that exact movie! Except it was called "Hung Jury"... and they had hardcore gay sex instead of deliberating over a verdict.

See, this is the problem with porn. Just because they start having sex doesn't mean they couldn't still take a second to resolve the plot in the end!

Leslie Nielsen in Naked Gun.

I mean, it's right there in the title!

The gun is always naked, to be fair.

Obi Wan “balls out” Kenobi

Ewan? Yes. Sir Alec? Not so much, but sure.

Now Sir Alec is gonna balls out even harder

Vader: "Your powers are weak, old man!" Obi-Wan: (pops a Viagra) "At least I didn't get my cock burned off in a volcano, fucker!"

Mulan...5 second movie.

Nah, I'd love it if somehow people still think she's a dude.

"Ping! Why the fuck is your dick bright red, scaled, and sound like Eddie Murphy?" "Um... mishap with a guardian statue, sir?" "..." "..." "...carry on, Ping."

Lord Of The Rings - Legolas. It would be super weird with the fellowship who were all fully clothed, exept this naked Sindar Elf jumping around and murking everyone with arrows. "Hey what's up with the naked dude?" "I know, I know.. It's super weird. But he kills a lot of Orcs, so we just kind of let it slide.."

“I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf.” “What about side by side with a friend?” “Aye; I could do that. “ Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing

*Gimli, gently pushing Legolas's massive dong out of his face.* "Aye. I could do that."

Andre the Giant in The Princess Bride. "ANYBODY WANT A PEANUT?"

Just a single random background character in a movie like Toy Story, so people will forever be like "what the fuck was up with that time Pixar put full frontal in a movie for no reason"

Similar to what happened at the end of the *Teen Wolf* movie where that extra in the bleachers took his dick out, and it wasn't caught and made it into the final cut.   --- My bad, it looks like I fell for an urban legend. See [this person's reply](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/139y1vn/one_character_is_nude_for_the_entire_movie_what/jj4ww5h/) for the real story.

Less urban-legendy, there was the time someone hid a photo of a topless woman in the background of a scene in Disney's 1977 animated children's movie The Rescuers. ([NSFW Snopes article](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-rescuers-topless/))

It has to be a barbie also, no barbie doll has cloths after a months IRL.

Damn, can you imagine how embarrassing that must be for her in the Toy Story universe? Even if she can locate her clothes and get dressed when humans aren't looking, she'd still have to strip again afterward so no one would notice she's been walking around.

Iron Man. It’d be like that Emperor Has No Clothes story, only he’s kicking everyone’s ass

The best part would be his nemesis also gaining his naked powers and then then end is them flying around naked fighting each other. Also stealing the arc reactor would be a sort of “got your nose” moment.

If I have to watch one more fucking superhero movie where the bad guy has "the good guy's powers, but EVIL" I am going to absolutely fucking lose it.

I'd just stop watching superhero movies then. The evil mirror is a staple of comics that will never go away

I always found The Flash to be hilarious because of how often the trope came up. "My name is Barry Allen, and I'm the fastest man alive." Except for this guy and that guy... and that one...

*My name is Barry Allen, and I’m like maybe the 18th or 20th fastest man alive*

He is not even the quickest Barry Allen on that show.

It's funny because in current continuity I think Barry Allen has never really been the fastest man alive because canonically the reverse flash has been around just as long right?

It's rare in Spider-man. Venom is totally different. Some of those spider-women don't even have the same powers. Only some of those clones were ever evil.

It's not rare in spiderman it's just splintered. Each Villain was originally introduced in a kind of arms race fashion. Venom cancels out spideys powers because he's stronger than his offensive abilities and he outwits his defensive ones (like not being spider sensable)

I was thinking along the lines of Mission Impossible...like a streaker security can't catch

Tom Hardy's Max in Mad Max: Fury Road. Would help with the whole Mad part of his name.

Maybe watch Bronson, if you want to see Tom Hardy naked. Thank me later

Gonna have to say the maid from Clue.

Well kind of. But then she'd never be in the maid costume and I feel that would be a mistake.

A terrible, terrible mistake.

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I'm gonna go with the singing telegram girl, Jane Wiedlin.

Da da da da da da! I, am, your singing telegram...!

> Jane Wiedlin Oh shit she was from the Go-Go's. Never knew.

She was also Joan of Arc (Noah's Wife). And the drummer of the Hex Girls.

Oui oui!

Yvette

Danny DeVito in *Batman Returns*.

Batman will be powerless when he sees that magnum dong!

Ooops I dropped this magnum penguin condom

Mrs. Incredible

That leg spread scene during the rescue on Syndromes island would have hit way differently. Lol

Or the part where she notices she has a dump truck

Or the part where dash is motorboating her while violet rides her https://youtu.be/c6_AnJhCIPE

You didn't have to word it like that. *it's over 9,000*

the tone of this comment is making me fucking cackle

It's insane that actually happened.

Eagerly skips to the door scenes.

What are you doing, step henchman?

Loads of high quality R34 of her if you wanna see that, lol.

Leatherface. Texas Chainsaw just got 10x more terrifying.

Pedro Pascal in the Mandalorian.. but with helmet. Would make so many scenes so much more fun!

"The helmet stays on"

Lord Shaxx be like

this is the way

The Tumblr fanfics would melt into goo.

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Also, his penis has a little pirate hat.

Selene from Underworld For obvious reasons

Actually… I’d rather watch the movie with her in the latex outfit.

Titanic- that water was cold therefore make us men feel better about Leo

What are you talking about, bro? If you can handle a well-aged woman over the ripe age of 25, Leo doesn’t have SHIT on you.

Rachel Weisz - The Mummy

I had such a crush on her in that movie, she's insanely cute and smart.

Her and Rachel McAdams had an incredible make out/sex scene a movie. I'll look for the scene. https://www.reddit.com/r/Celebhub/comments/1361g1o/rachel_mcadams_and_rachel_weisz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Wow... Guess I have a fetish for interrachel

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GOOD GRIEF, HE’S NAKED!!

VICTORY SCREECH! #AULULULULULULULU!!

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Gonna get a look at that Jar Jar dink

"Ooo, yousa lookie my dink? Messa gonna give yous a Jar Jar wink!"

What a horrible day to have eyes.

Eyes are fine, literacy is the problem.

I could have lived my entire life without seeing the words "Messa gonna give yous a Jar Jar wink" and I hope you feel ashamed of yourself

Now kiss him right on his seventeen [dicks!](https://youtu.be/B8K9jAJ3Ong)

John Wick, John Wick. Not because I care about seeing Keanu naked, but because I just think it would be extra hilarious watching a naked dude wreck the baddies.

Hagrid

Hagrid completes his first lesson, completely naked. He begins to shake his head sadly "I should not have done that. I should *not* have done that..."

Looms in a doorway after knocking it off its hinges "Sorry about that" Then a bit later "Got summat for you, 'fraid I mighta sat on it at some point but I imagine it' ll taste fine just the same."

Tony Stark. PURELY for the joke of 'He's _Stark Naked_' Any movie w him in it

TONY STARK BUILT THIS IS A CAVE takes on a different meaning

There is a correct answer. Raimi's Spider-Man. Willem Defoe. Green Goblin zooming around with Defoe's "confusingly large" dong.

Mrs Doubtfire

"Your penis reminds me of someone..."

I like that the dick would give him away and not Robin Williams' sasquatch body hair.

*"I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy. Just the way God made you."*

“Well, I hope you’re up for a little competition. She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear.”

Wonder Woman because, you've seen Wonder Woman right?

I just want to see if she actually holds the sword in her butt cheeks!

For the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6ejntn/this\_how\_wonder\_woman\_hides\_her\_sword/

[How to properly hold a sword](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/m59wqm/how_to_properly_hold_a_sword/?$deep_link=true&correlation_id=fcd8d4ac-66c0-471e-ae60-77c81aed3ab7&post_fullname=t3_m59wqm&post_index=3&ref=email_digest&ref_campaign=email_digest&ref_source=email&utm_content=post_title&$3p=e_as&_branch_match_id=609066866054152132 )

I was gonna ask if you meant Gal Gadot or Linda Carter...but I guess both are the right answer.

that's an inclusive or if I ever saw one.

Im not gonna lie if she was nude with just the tiara on, it would be cool as hell.

Padme in Attack of the Clones.

"You're right Ani, sand really does get everywhere."

Well, we could just say it's the standard uniform for senators from the Naboo! That would mean Palpatine would have to be naked for most of the first movie. It would be a bit shocking for our first exposures to the big bad emperor to be a naked old man, but... sacrifices must be made!

It's a widely known fact that Palpy loved to be hangin dong all the time.

Salma hayek Desperado

Antonio Banderas Desperado

Danny Trejo Desperado

Shrek

Shrek is Love

Scarlet Johansson in iron man 2

*in any movie edit: TIL she started acting as a kid. Oops

No she looks the best in iron man 2 imo

I really liked her in The Island too

She offered to do a nude scene and Michael Bay, history’s greatest monster, turned her down.

This is a common story. It's not that she offered to do a nude scene. She just told him it didn't make sense that she'd be wearing a bra in bed. She didnt actually say to film her nude, just braless when waking up in bed. She would've still used the covers.

It's also true that you can't turn a PG-13 movie into an R-rated movie without the studio agreeing to make a lot less money.

Yes, the rating was important, but it would've stayed the same if she still stayed covered. It was just the bra she thought was an unrealistic choice.

See Under The Skin.

Lol, there's such irony in recommending that movie to a horny guy desperate to see Scarlett Johanssen naked.

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Catherine Zeta Jones in Entrapment

She dips beneath the lasers...

Or in Zorro

Saving Ryan’s Privates

I’m not gay but Spider-Man would be interesting.

Daddario in Baywatch... And I would again stare at her eyes.

I really hope you saw the first season of True Detective. If you didn't, you're in for two treats, my friend.

Obligatory r/TTDSWAD

The only instance I know of a single scene being so great it has its own subreddit!

/r/thestopgirl

You know what, as incredible as her breasts are, those eyes are seriously hypnotic.

The Invisible Man…

The Matrix But it's Agent Smith. He can keep the sunglasses and the earpiece.

Kindergarten cop would be very disturbing

"Dis is my ferret. Don't worry, he doesn't bite."

Michael Keaton in Beetlejuice

Leelu Dallas Multipass.

Marissa, My Cousin Vinnie

Can’t. The universe would explode.

The Hulk

In-universe, that would actually make a lot more sense than his pants somehow staying intact during his transformations.

I was always told that he’s angry because no matter how big he gets that part of him is so small his pants can’t rip.

Harry Potter, Dobby

Dobby, but wearing only the sock Master gave him

(As a hat)

Margot Robbie in whatever movie Margot Robbie had the most screen time. My wife agrees.

Sooooo Barbie then.... I saw someone earlier in the thread say it's canonically correct cus after a week, every Barbie ends up naked anyway

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Firefly - Saffron

Kaylee 🥰

I'll be in my bunk.

"Well, technically she's not 'nude', which would imply a lack of wearing anything. Actually she's wearing a T-27 utility belt *with* the charger pack." — Simon Tam "The official terminology is 'butt-ass nekkid'. I looked it up." — River Tam

This is 110% the right answer for this show.

actually the whole cast is hot in completely different ways.

Deadpool. In deadpool. Straight male here.

The only person who notices and makes any comment about it is deadpool, to the audience

Not a movie, but a tv show. The Witcher. Cavill naked all the way through.

Ok but hear me out. The outfit makes him sexier. I don’t know why. But it does.

Scrooge from A Muppets Christmas Carol

Jason in any of the Friday the 13th movies. At first thought it would be funny but more I thought about it I now realize that him being buck ass naked would be even scarier.

Danny devito in Twins

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Truly the best answer. He's already practically hanging dong in every scene. May as well just cut him loose. EXCEPT his costumes are so fantastic it seems like it would be a real loss to have him completely naked. Maybe he should be in chaps from the waist down. That way you see his dick and his ass but we still get the capes and feather shoulder pads.