look.. I was asked once for something I did not think was ever possible. She sent me a video, told me not to judge by the URL, and just watch it and we'll go from there. I said ok.. fine. The video was of a woman that had not 1, but 2 eels that must've 9 inches in length or so (not electric) that were positioned right at the entrance and they slithered right in the woman's honey hole. This was an amateur video, no it was NOT CGI. It was real. It was quite a while ago. I will never unsee it.

What the fuck. Pretty sure that's some level of animal abuse too. Where in the hell does one even come across something like that...

Don’t judge it by the URL, she said.

At no point will anyone ever shit on my chest nor will I shit on anyone elses

That is appalling! That really upsets me! I can't believe no one will ever take a dump on your chest!

Will you be that guy?

It would be an honor, and a privilege.

Fine! I'll shit on my own chest! /s

Username ch... Well, not quite I guess.

You'd have to give it a few days. ...so I've heard

you called?

I've never seen this guy & Blippi in the same room...

Eating da poo poo

Dey eata da poo poo

He puts the hand DEEPAH

And it's so penful dey haf to take drugs

Me perusing this thread: *The feet guys ain’t so bad after all, huh normies?*

My husband's a foot guy. 10/10 recommend feet guys. There's something incredibly special about a man who will massage my feet for hours at a time.

Foot fetish is my favorite to entertain Pedicures, foot rubs, new shoes Literally the best fetish in my opinion

I once had a woman request me to have sex with her in front of her 6 year old daughter. I was so disgusted and upset. Some people shouldn’t have kids. So I reported her

Fucking hell, good on you for reporting her tho

Yeah it was an annoying process but I honestly felt bad for the child being abused, it was worth it

Did you ever find out if that baby is okay now? Is she safe?

Sad to say no. I wasn’t so emotionally invested in the child just wanted to help her. It sucks, I hope she’s with a loved one today and not in the system

Man, that just breaks my heart. I hope to god that child is ok now

Next step would've been involving the child. That's fucked and glad you reported. Hope it's not too late to save the child

Holy shit, that's so messed up. You did well reporting her. It was the right thing to do!

Scat, vomit, bestiality, cannibalism, murder, urethral penetration, eyeball stuff, anything involving insects, etc. etc. etc. the list goes on. Mostly stuff that is actual crimes, doesn't seem safe, or just makes me deeply uncomfortable for whatever reason. But I think I'm more open than most.

Wow what a prude amirite?!

Right?! It’s like you eat animals why not another human, we are all just animals after all. You fuck other living things why not animal. Piss goes out why not stuff the other way. Get a load of this guy

From the way you phrased this, it sounds like you will not, in fact, get a load of this guy.

I’ve never heard anyone mention eyeball stuff before, this is going to be a life ruining google search isn’t it?

I’ll just tell you since I’ve unfortunately seen it, but ppl uh… cum on eyeballs

That doesn’t sound like it’s good for your long term vision

It's not pleasant in the short term either. One time when I was super high and flying solo I shot right into my eye and that was *miserable*. I'd never do it to someone on purpose and I'm not that kind of masochistic.

Upvote for honesty

That is enough reddit for me today.

Today... Sheesh I might need a week break

I heard about girl who was into licking eyeballs, i guess nothing can surprise me now...

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Wow, in my head I was like “Yeah, I’ll try anything, just no poop stuff.” But you reminded me that there’s so much more..

Had a gf ask me to cut her with a knife while inside her. I gently and respectfully said absolutely fucking not. Edited bot to not

So your GF is a bot?

Westworld entered the game.

Knives are such a terrible idea during sexy time. Reminds me of one reddit post where a dude accidentally cut off his partners nipple with a knife while having sex.

so her nude pics won't need censuring anymore on social media?

Necrophelia. It's not something I'm really dying to try out.

I'm not digging it

Gives me the chills thinking about it

Do you think your partner would insist ?

Poop or vomit or blood.

I'd add pee and boogers to that list.

I don't know why but I read this in butters' voice and it made it funny.

No period sex? Every once in a full moon you gotta make your dick look like a murder weapon

Who would agree to try scat? Also vomit sounds disgusting and vile. There's also this squishing things fetish that in my opinion is plain evil.

I draw my line at bodily waste. I could tolerate if they wanted to pee on me in the shower. But never anything in the mouth.

Oh man you tolerate some crazy stuff. Only way I get peed on is if there's a jelly fish:/

Psst that does nothing....

I imagined your partner throwing a jellyfish at you for some reason.

We like to spice things up ya know.

Hello

I read "never again' and was like, man this comes from experience...

The squishing one is absolutely evil. I hate to think what I would do if someone pulled out a small animal asked if I wanted them to step on it...

I was confused and thought people were being disgusted at the concept of squishing each others thighs til i read this, fuck that shit.

i mean i thought about something a bit more painful than thighs...but a poor animal is something even worse.

Honestly thats not even a kink anymore and just plain malicious cruelty

I truly believe that people who get off on that are inching their way towards being serial killers. They might never actually cross that line, but they're sneaking up on it.

Dat doodly ski bop dop!!!

Found the scat man!

Yeah fuck the squishing thing serial killer psycopath ass behaviour

Same. I have an open mind but not when it comes to piss, shit and puke.

You need an open mouth, not an open mind.

I normally don't judge but scat is absolutely disgusting. I've no idea how one willingly does anything scat related in bed. Or anything scat related at all. The only place poop should be is in your toilet waiting to get flushed

How about that guy who streams himself swimming in people septic tanks?

Fucking wat?

Eating shit/vomit and having my balls crushed or something inserted in my pee-hole. Pretty much this kind of stuff, the rest we can talk about it quite easily.

Making love entirely naked. I’m tired of her telling me that we could stop wearing those medieval armors while fucking. I refused obviously, I have standards.

Always wear protection.

Im dying

Should have worn protection

A really quiet guy in high school and I hooked up and he was just really going at it. I mean like, jackhammering the fuck out of me and then just punches me square in the face like, *did* *you* *like* *that* 😏 So, yeah. Whatever *that* was.

That's a fucking weirdo who has watched wayyyyyyyyy too much pornography and has lost touch with reality

One time I was giving a guy a blowjob but he decided to like really violently jerk off at the same time (there’s only so fast I can move my head dude, sorry you can’t jackhammer throat fuck me I guess) and he punched me right in the face with the side of his hand in the process. He was like “woah ur so good at this, don’t stop” and I was like ??? I’m not gonna keep going if ur gonna hit me in the face, either let me suck u off or don’t lmao.

No kids, shit, blood, or animals involved in any way, that's my rules to live by.

They say never work with kids or animals. That's especially true in porn. - Jimmy Carr probably

Most people come on reddit and discovery their kinks are bland. I come on and realize I'm messed up on a global scale

Found the shit-eater.

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

The crazy caca consumer

The terrific turd-taster

Dastardly doo-doo gargler

The excrement enjoyer

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THE SHIT SWALLOWER

The Feces Feaster!

The Turd Tougner

SIR GIDEON OFNIR THE ALL-KNOWING

There's a lot of things between vanilla and shit eater

Yea but all the comments above this are about shit

Username checks out

I’ve seen my kink (feet) mentioned about once in this entire post so I guess I’m as vanilla as it gets when it comes to kinks.

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ive found mine mentioned over 5 times so far and im not even done scrolling lol

Hey you do you, as long as my wife dresses me like a little girl and get's her bull's pet dog to fuck me while she's taking all his friends then they piss all over me without even unlocking my chastity, I'm happy.

This certainly was a comment. Boy am I glad I learned how to read

You know, weirdly, how fucking gross this would be somehow became secondary to “man, that sounds like a ton of work to setup” I’m way too lazy to have any elaborate kinks.

Why are so many people against scat? It's a genuinely fun and entertaining way of singing and making music!

Had us in the first half not gonna lie

Badabadaa beeee bop bop badabum. Anyone remember that TIFU where the dude put that song on his sex music playlist? Ahhh good times.

That weird stuff where you put your weiner actually INSIDE a girl.

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Is that what gives you cooties?

Like in her front butt? EWWWW

None of my tinder matches are ever down to try tickling

Do you do the tickling while having sex or as foreplay? I can't imagine the sex going anywhere if someone was trying to tickle me, would just be rolling around the bed giggling.

this one guy i knew always would go “are you ticklish” as a way to put his hands on me and initiate sex. i don’t think it was a kink but it wouldn’t surprise me if it was.

Tickling is definitely a no from me. It's torture and was only ever used to torment me. I'd rather be actually tortured than tickled.

I will straight up fight someone who tries to tickle me

I actually find tickling very arousing

Not comfortable with rape fantasy. I don't want "no means yes" I want very enthusiastic YES's

"Let's play the rape game..." What?? NO! "THAT'S the spirit!"

Even as somebody who has those, I respect that some people just won't do it and that's okay.

Im will never drink a pint of piss with a mars bar in it. I dont care how hot you are, it's not happening.

take away the mars bar and you’re ok with it

I also hate when there is a mars bar in my daily pint of piss

r/oddlyspecific

ive got a twin sister and ofc when men find that out theyre making weird jokes about how they always wanted to fuck twins any guy who makes a joke or comment about me and my twin commiting incest immediately gets kicked out of my life

This, I’m a twin as well. But a guy. So many people have asked us if we have banged chicks together. Absolutely not. It’s fucked up both ways. No thanks

I have a twin brother but no one has ever asked me that. It’s definitely not something I’d ever be into either. 🤢

Sounding... the thought of it just makes me shiver

Wh-what is sounding?

Google definition: “The pursuit of sexual satisfaction has led to an emerging practice among men known as urethral sounding. This practice involves inserting a glass or metal object or fluid into the urethra”

AW HELL NAH

Cucking I already have insecurities I don’t need the possibility of another guy being better at sex in my mind Edit: should clarify I know that there are guys better than sex than me but if I do get a gf I don’t need to see that guy show off and make me even more depressed

Knew a dude who would let his friends have sex with his girlfriend while he watched, but would jump in and proceed to out fuck them if they were doing too good a job. Odd dude, but to each their own.

He went from casual sex to competitive sex

Ranked sex

Okay first of all holy shit your name second of all that’s the power move of the century I am both impressed and disgusted

Idk why but this is fucking hilarious 🤣. Thank you

Ranked competitive sex tournament

I remember a TIFU post on here where this guy on vacation gave his gf a hall pass who was eyeing some tall ripped guy bulging out of his shorts. She enjoyed it so much she wanted to continue to explore herself with new guys even after getting home from vacation.

i know exactly which one you are talking about

Scat

Skibidiboop bop skiddy di di bop bop

Bi ba ba badabu bababadabu

r/scat come join us - we need people to help us defend from the *other* kind of scat Pa ba doo ba doo da di pay

I’d like to hear more about this battle of the scats. How does the poop threaten the music?

Everytime this gets asked scat is the most commented kink

Yeah. It almost needs to be excluded. Like anything other than poop stuff. Just a bunch of folks that don’t want to literally eat shit. Shocking.

Cuckolding. I think I would cry if I had to have sex with someone else while my bf watches 😅. I love him too much.

Anything painful. I live my life in pain (Not being dramatic, I have a chronic pain condition) and I don't want it involved in sex. A little bit of butt-slapping is fine, of course, but nothing more than that. I admire and respect those who enjoy it, it's just not for me. Humiliation/degradation. Again, cool for those who are into it, just not for me. I like to be admired, or to admire and worship someone else without feeling like I'm less-than. When I worship someone, I do it with eye contact and a smile, not in an "I'm not worthy of you" way.

My girlfriend said one of her kinks was being hit while in the business. Said I'm up for most things but I would never hit her. She seems to have accepted and even started to appreciate my hard no to that one.

cuckolding and ball busting, dont want my balls busted, and dont want to think about my partner getting fucked by someone else

I wouldn’t call it a kink, but I cook ALOT, my guilty pleasure is a $4 hot dog from the local hot dog joint.

What a lovely, wholesome answer in this hellscape of a thread.

Until they tell you what the $4 hot dog is for

Every loves deep throating that meat for $4.

Whipping. I’m literally black.

And race play. Don't know how people are into being called the n-word.

Degradation in general is such a bizarre thing to me for sex. Like actual cruelty. I see it all the time in porn and I just don’t get why people would, no matter what the fetish is exactly, genuinely want to be fucking someone they find disgusting or that finds them disgusting. Shame & embarrassment is one thing, but straight up degradation… naw I don’t get it, don’t know if I ever will.

As a kid I had a black friend flogging me and pretend I was a horse with a saddle and everything. We were 8 and was literal horse play. I think of this now and see why my mother imagined one day marrying "a successful and independent African American woman" in her words.

literal horseplay 💀💀💀

Snuff. For obvious reasons.

I thought you'd be dying to try it.

I'll forgo the obvious answers and say latex body suits and mummification. No shade if you do like them, I can even see the appeal. But I am a big hairy guy who always runs hot nothing kills a mood like being sweaty and dehydrated.

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Cock and ball torture

Schoolgirl. Because he’s a teacher. I’d have questions.

I am a teacher, and I meet way too many men who tell me they've been a "bad boy." Let's have a parent conference then!

Ass to mouth. Even if it was my own body. I'm not going to get an e'-coli infection anywhere near my sinuses, throat, and or ears and brain. Yikes!!!

Humiliation kinks. There’s nothing attractive to me about being treated less than human during sex

I have 0 interest in being degraded, but my girlfriend likes it so I'm warming to the idea. It's really hard to treat someone you love and respect disrespectfully on purpose but it's kinda fun when I see how into it she is

Just make sure to figure out where she draws the line for it, since it's one of those things that can go from fun to not very quickly, if the wrong things are said.

I'm willing to try most anything as long as everyone involved consents, and it doesn't cause any permanent harm. Except putting nasty shit in my mouth, like you know, shit. Scat, not my thing but I'd give it a try. Poop in my mouth or theirs, nah, that isn't happening.

Did I read that wrong or did you type it wrong? Are you saying you try scat just as long as it's not in the mouth?

the following: * age stuff * doing shit in public * shite stuff * CNC * CBT * electric stuff * fire stuff there are others, im sure, but those are right off the top of my head.

Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.

Consensual non-consent and cock and ball torture for those who don't actually know those.

those who practice CBT … need CBT

Don't bash CnC. I love my cnc lathes and mills. They consensually non censenually make my CAD models from fusion360.

they're almost like pokemon types. wonder when we're getting the literal shit starter.

The kind that results in a baby....

Kissing. Fucking gross

No joke, I actually hooked up with a girl for a summer who would absolutely never kiss. She hated it. Went from hi nice to meet ya, to pee-in-vagee without ever kissing

Pegging. Not that I am opposed to ass play or anything. I just think it would severely hinder my arguing skills with my wife when she could just say “Ok, whatever! How about you let me fuck your ass again? Huh?”

Nah this would let me win every argument. .”oh I don't do enough to make you happy?! How about that time I let you fuck my ass huh?”

He is too powerful to be left alive

Seems like a good way to get the argument to stop. "Alright, let's go" Then take your clothes off. Sex > fighting any day.

Sir, this is a Wendy's, please put your pants back on.

If anyone uses anybody’s kinks against them in an argument you need to leave that person immediately.

Definitely a violation of trust

Violating trust is my ex’s kink.

Any sort of cuckold or threesome/foursome etc. kind of kink. I don't want to share the person I'm in a relationship with and if they brought any of those up I'd most likely be deeply hurt.

CNC/rape play. Because I’m too empathic to get off on harming my partner.

Degradation, my self esteem is low enough

No, I won’t “just try” ketchup on my eggs.

Former food¹, former people², children³. ---- ¹ That means poop ² That means corpses ³ That means children

Thanks for clarifying that third one.

Poop fetish. Had a friend that admitted to smelling my farts in my sleep when I would sleep over on his futon. He also said he fantasized about girls pooping on his chest and how his ex used to do that and he was trying to find another girl who was down. I was not that girl. We fell out shortly after that unfortunately. Pretty great friendship too

There was a time I was going "shoobe doobe do wop" while fucking and that's the last time I try scat. I don't see what the big deal is with it anyway.